#((all these names a yiss

[cosmicstarlatte]

Trip to Waffle House (Obey Me!)

━━━━━━━━━━ ✦ ━━━━━━━━━━ You take the brothers to Waffle House for some breakfast. You pull up and there's already gunshots ringing through the lot. "It's ok, c'mon c'mon...ignore the cook punching that customer."

»Characters: Demon bros + Dateables »Tags: Shitpost/Humor, Bulleted Style fic, Gender Neutral, Regret

Lucifer:

Refuses to order anything

"This is not a dining establishment."

Thinks this makes the Devildom look like the Celestial Realm

He now understands why you're built strong

"Where's the manager? He's dead?"

ENOUGH

Got fed up and stopped the chaos

For once there was a little bit of peace in a waffle house if only for a few minutes

Mammon:

"Aw fuck yeah cheap food!"

Is unbothered by the chaos, ignores it.

Until he gets hit with food

Starts a brawl with the other patrons

Ended up going viral online

Levi:

"In Ruri we trust" He prays

Was anxious the entire time

Made sure to sit between Lucifer and Beel for safety

Thought the food was good but

Please don't ever make him go there again

Satan:

Found it entertaining

"Waffle House Weather Index? Fascinating!"

"Is that a cat giving birth in the corner?"

Thought food was okay

Still a fan though and would like to come back again with you

Also loves that Lucifer hates it

Asmo:

Took some convincing to get him to step foot inside but the gunshots helped

Didn't bother to eat either

He swears he saw something move on Mammon's plate

"This is so not going on Devilgram."

Never again

Beel:

"Mm..mmph!!!"

Was excited to try something new

Dinner and a show!

Took over for the cook so they could go on break

No complaints, he would come back again

Enjoyed it the most out of everyone

Belphie:

"This...this is great."

Enjoyed the chaos, found it hilarious

Could comfortably nap to everyone's screaming, it was comforting

Lucifer hates it and Beel loves it so what's not to love?

Food was ok

Would come back again

━━━━━━━━━━ ✦ ━━━━━━━━━━

You guys went on a trip to the human world and Dia wanted to stop somewhere for breakfast. He liked the name Waffle House and decided to stop there. You tried to dissuade him but he refused. Even pulling up and hearing gunshots he wasn't deterred. Barbatos couldn't stop him.

Barbatos:

Slammed a glock on the table as soon as they sat

Politely declined to eat

Found the place interesting by how unregulated it was but he wouldn't come back again

Diavolo:

Was a little disappointed it actually wasn't made to look like a house of waffles

Fascinated by the vibe though

"Do you fight to the death here?"

"I see."

Orders waffles of course

Thinks they're just okay

Yeah he doesn't want to come back again

Simeon:

Sweats

Says a prayer in the car

Blacks out once inside

Would rather turn into a demon than step foot in there again

Luke:

Gets tossed around

Poor Simeon blacked out and couldn't help

"Is that blood on the wall!?"

"Why is the soda salty?"

Needed therapy for a while

Solomon:

"Aw yiss mf waffle house"

unbothered king

Thinks its the best place in the world

It's a lawless land after all

Would take someone on a date there

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[elias-magnusnt]

Oh! Just Ellery's information-spreading spree. This one's alright if I'm being honest, can't really blame an acolyte of the Eye for being talkative can you?

Thank you for your cooperation. If we may proceed?

Mr. Bouchard, this is Lyfrassir Foster, the new security guard.

I was wondering, when you've got some free time, if we could sit and talk? There's some things I've recently found out about you, and I'd like to get the truth.

Thank you for your time.

- @lyfedda

Alright, get in. Be warned though, there have been some... impudents spreading entirely ridiculous and false rumors about me. You really cannot trust a thing people say these days.

[branewurms]

played through kuya’s intro chapter again last night now that the voice data’s been added and i had a belated realization

the reason kuya sounds so old-timey japanese is bc he’s doing a quasi-kabuki cadence! he’s like. doing a stylized performance of himself! such an apt choice for the character who’s like mega-japanese in a world without japan (lol) and who’s basically always performing a wicked parody of himself

would have realized this almost instantly had it not been for the fact that all the fully voiced scenes before now were … H scenes 💀 (i had other things i was paying attention to ok.) whenever i hear that cadence show up in an anime i perk up like AW YISS THIS GONNA BE GOOD

(btw does anyone know if that tonally up and down rollercoaster stylized way of speaking they do in kabuki has a specific name? pls share bc i’ve been wondering about that for actual decades)

[godawfulhomestuckships]

oh yiss my ship time . Mituna x Latula x Meulin x Kurloz x Kankri. I call this “insane blunt rotation”. perhaps “missing something.” “fuck da empire” if we want to get silly with it. though if we’re talkin standard name fusions that shit is Meukritunaloztula. My poly mind has no limits

This sure is something /pos. Adding to the list! Heres a few names!

Color mixing

See no evil, Speak no evil, Hear no evil, Smell no evil, Tag all evil

Rad christian friendly mimes

Poltercue

Freak show

[verecunda]

I'm reading Geoffrey of Monmouth's History of the Kings of Britain, and right now I'm wondering, how the hell does this guy never make it into any Arthurian/Matter of Britain retellings?:

At Hengist's treacherous stabby feast, while the Saxons are all busy murdering the unarmed British nobles:

There was present one Eldol, consul of Gloucester, who, at the sight of this treachery, took up a stake which he happened to find, and with that made his defence. Every blow he gave carried death along with it; and by breaking either the head, arms, shoulders or legs of a great many, he struck no small terror into the traitors, nor did he move from the spot before he had killed with that weapon seventy men. But being no longer able to stand his ground against such numbers, he made his escape from them, and retired to his own city.

YEAH BOI

He shows up later, when Aurelius Ambrosius comes back to Britain to wrest it from Vortigern and the Saxons. He's there when Ambrosius burns Vortigern in his tower, and later when he battles Hengist at Kaerconan:

In the meantime, Eldol, duke of Gloucester, went to the king, and said, "This one day should suffice for all the days of my life, if by good providence I could but get an opportunity to engage with Hengist; for one of us should die before we parted."

yes

Aurelius animated the Christians, Hengist the pagans; and all the time of the engagement, Eldol's chief endeavour was to encounter Hengist, but he had no opportunity for it.

Aw. :(

But wait! Later on, in the thick of battle:

Nor was Eldol less active in all parts of the field, running to and fro to assault his adversaries; but still his main endeavour was to find opportunity of encountering Hengist. As there were therefore several movements made by the parties engaged on each side, an opportunity occurred for their meeting, and briskly engaging each other. In this encounter of the two greatest champions in the field, the fire sparkled with the clashing of their arms, and every stroke in a manner produced both thunder and lightning.

AW YISS

Eldol, assured of victory, seized on the helmet of Hengist, and by main force dragged him in among the Britons, and then in transports of joy cried out with a loud voice, "God has fulfilled my desire! My brave soldiers, down, down, with your enemies the Ambrons. The victory is now in your hands: Hengist is defeated, and the day is your own."

Then, after the battle, everyone has a chat about what to do with the captured Hengist, and the bishop of Gloucester, who is Eldol's own brother, recommends that he be executed (I'm sure that was a very impartial decision there...)

Accordingly Eldol took his sword, and drew him out of the city, and then cut off his head. But Aurelius, who showed moderation in all his conduct, commanded him to be buried, and a heap of earth to be raised over his body, according to the custom of the pagans.

I like that character beat for Ambrosius. He is very much portrayed as the righteous Christian saviour delivering the Britons from the yoke of the pagan Saxons, but he still takes care that Hengist should be buried according to his own customs, and this is treated positively by Geoffrey.

But the important thing is that Eldol got to cut off Hengist's head! Eldol, who was there during the slaughter at the feast, who saw who only knows how many friends and kinsmen being slain around him, and who fought free of it all with nothing but a bit of wood to his name, got his desire to face Hengist in an epic duel, and have his revenge. What a good arc. What a great side character he'd make.

[lildreamycyclone]

Woaw.. I would love some Spud/Sarah !!! Maybe something along the lines of Sarah tending Spud’s wounds after they accidentally got hurt >.<

Yiss, here u go!

Accidents Happen

(Spud x Sarah/ SarBucket)

"Spud, spud, spud…" Spud was trotting on the forest path. His bucket bounced a bit, and he was smiling goofily. Behind him walked Sarah, admiring the beauty of the forest, carefully looking at the trees and listening to birds singing. She giggled, watching Spud hopping joyfully. "Spud am loves walkies with Sarah!" Spud exclaimed cheerfully. He jumped around, feeling pebbles under his paws. However, Spud was clumsy and not very careful in nature… BAM! Spud tripped and fell down. His arms were on the ground, as he slid down a bit. He only letted out a small "ouch". Sarah gasped an quickly ran to Spud. "Ouchies…" The creature whimpered, raising his head. Luckily, his bucket did not fall, but his arms were covered in dirt, had many grazes and wounds and hurted really badly. Sarah kneeled and helped Spud get up. "Oh, Spud…" she said with worry. Spud looked at her with teary eyes. The woman hugged him, rubbing his back and whispering tender words to him. She wanted her friend to feel better, and ease his pain just a bit. Spud hugged Sarah back, sniffling. His arms were very sore, so he felt a pain standing on them, making him not really able to walk. Sarah felt very sorry for him. "It's okay, accidents happen…" She said to Spud and kissed his forehead. Then she picked him up and walked backt to their cabin.

Sarah opened the door of the cabin. It was very cozy and warm, with a jolly fire in the chimney and the scent of wood. There was a woolen carpet on the floor, and a porcelain cookie jar on the small table. Sarah putted Spud on the chair and huffed, since the creature was quite heavy. Then she stretched. "Let's see…" she said, rummaging throught the tiny wooden shelves, until she found the first aid bag. She sewed it all by herself, using some cloth. It had everything Sarah needed right now. Spud looked at her, waiting patiently, despite the ache. He held his wounded arm. First, Sarah wiped off some blood and dirt with a tissue. Then, she grabbed a bottle of iodine. She dipped the cotton swab in it, and began disinfecting Spud's arms. "Owies!" Spud whined, flinching, because iodine made his wound itchy. "I know, I know…" Sarah petted his head. "It will be over soon, don't worry!" After a while, Sarah putted bandages on Spud's arms. "Finished!" she announced. "You are very brave, Spud!" The creature smiled bashfully. Sarah gave him a chocolate chip cookie from the jar as a reward, and held his paw, caressing it gently. She kissed Spud's arm, since her mum used to do so when her daughter was hurt. "Tenderness and care are the best remedy" - this was the golden rule of Sarah's mum. The camp counsuleor sighed softly on rememberance of her mother. These memories brought a lot of nostalgia. "Is Sarah okay?" Spud titled his head, munching the cookie. "Yes, I'm fine, thanks!" Sarah smiled. The comfort of Spud was the most important.

Yup, i made up the name SarBucket <3

THIS SHIP IS SO UNDERRATED WAH

[syrupsyche]

Thank you @inmarbleimmobility and @ofpd for the tag 🥺❤️❤️ i have a ton of WIPs but unfortunately, not very fun working titles...

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

The Painting that Nearly Became Historic (les mis

—technically this has already been posted but im still working on it lol

aw yiss cruise trip with papa (les mis)

Coraline AU (les mis)

Eurydice and the Argonauts (hadestown)

Icarus and the Underworld (hades game)

taggin @earthbound-in-doubt @faevibing @granhairdo @kiwiabby @nausikaaa and anyone who wants to do it!! :D

[werewolfbarista]

also tell me your favorite things about aeylis

also her favorite treaties I can feed her (sorry if I misspelled the name I have dyslexia teehee)

aughggh AUGH uhmmmmm . i really really like. their (immensely various) designs and also how she's not afraid 2 stand up for herself and others...... also it cannot be overstated how important his big bappy paws are. 2 me.

aelyis is a really long ongoing story in my head of undergoing abuse and learning to deal with the trauma of it . she struggles w emotional dependence on things to cope with all the shit he's been through and they've changed a lot since i made them as a kid but despite everything they're still Them . it's honestly rly hard for me to pick out just like a few things bc truly she is just So Very Important to me

(and it's ok !!!! if it helps to break it up u can think of her name as ale-yiss :o or u can call him lee! whatever u do though i know who ur talking about so no worries 💚)

[somevagrantchild]

Antoine, Santh, Louis, David aaand Daniel for the ask:)

Aw yiss I like all these guys!! Now I have to really contemplate what "order of preference" means 😅

Louis, cause duh. He's my bae.

Antoine, sweet baby. He loved and adored and took care of Lestat for 10 long years while he was recovering from his burns, never once resenting him for spending the entire time pining for Louis. Just pure love there. It was exactly what Lestat needed at such a dark, painful time of his life. And I'm always here for a manic/violent musical genius with a tender heart.

David, I like him! He's got a dark/twisted side while still being so refined and classy. One of those characters who was thematically a vampire before he ever actually died. He drops anything to help Lestat time and time again, even when no one else thinks Lestat deserves to be helped. That's love, devotion. Yet, he's no sycophant with Lestat, he keeps it real, and says the hard things others are either afraid to say or don't care enough to bother. For a good while, he's the only person who Lestat can pour out his heart to who won't punish him (or think he deserves to be punished) for his messy feelings. The last time Lestat had someone who just let him be himself like that?? Antoine. Lestat needs this from *someone* in his life, and he goes through so many decades without it over and over again.

Santh, a good bloke. Responsible, wise, jovial, kind, and instantly devoted to Lestat and the Court because he sees the value in it, the importance in creating a community for people who all feel like outsiders that is built on love and fellowship, the opposite of how it was in his time in the Queen's rule. He'll become a magnate of the Court and get all the young vampires on the right track, so that none of them ever have to feel so alone again. And he has absolutely 0 hesitation to chop off the head of his own fledgling for not being on board with this positive community. Ruthless in the name of good.

Daniel. He stole Armand's attention from Lestat, so that makes him last by default 👿 But Lestat likes him, so I do too. He's smart, brave, and not afraid to go after what he wants. I've never been into him as a character concept, because he was a modern era new guy, and I'm here for the immortals with some centuries behind them, the ruffles and lace kind of vampires and their historical-era stories. But as a person, he's cool. I love how he's fascinated with other people's stories, not at all self-absorbed. Another one of Anne's rich kid fantasies, traveling around the world, staying at fancy hotels, and dining at the ritzy restaurants, yet still a down to earth guy, who just wants magic powers and to live forever. Who can blame him?

[citrusitonit]

e,,,ermm,,,, Floyd headcanons w an s/o who likes to cook and jump on him,,, generally very hyper,,

aww yiss hell yeah legs o thid !!

𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒚𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒚𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒔/𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 !!

-He's not much of a foodie like his brother, but I think he enjoys your it either way, especially if it's something you cooked. Floyd's the type to go "hell yiih cripsy patatas" and nom nom nom.

-Also likes to help you in the kitchen, since you're usually all smiley and energetic while cooking! He just thinks doing his usual mundane chore of cooking in monstro lounge, is a bit more fun when it's with you! Esp if there's always some type of music in the bg and u both like to do really loud sing-alongs to the playlists.

-Floyd likes to glomp you from the back all the time whenever he sees you in the halls, so for you to return the energy, makes him feel all giddy inside. Whenever you shout his name, he almost immediately brightens up, turning around with open arms and a big grin. But even when you don't warn him beforehand, he still gets all happy and spins you around excitedly.

-Mutual chaos. You do it just because Floyd convinces you that it's exciting, and that everyone will be happy. Azul doesn't agree though, and doesn't seem very much happy like Floyd said when he saw his confetti and pinata themed office.

-Dates are most likely spent doing something active, like playing basketball, go karts, climbing rooftops and MORE !! Literally anything that gets you both laughing and tired, and when your done it all ends with eepy cuddles bc u both tired❤️❤️❤️

@saturnslastgoodbyes i reconize ur commas u cagnt fool me u little floyd simp. if not mso sorry but ur still a floyd simp caught 4k

[fff777]

Watched some of Jinyoung's pre-enlistment behind the scenes videos

Jinyoung @ Baeksang awards

He met the members because it was almost time to enlist <3

Oh wow he's close with his teacher from grade 8

I found out he was a country boy from his Off the Grid appearance.

Aw so the teacher helped him with his temper and frustrations.

Jinyoung does love the jjapaghetti.

I guess Subin is his manager?

The MC at his Taiwan concert cried because they were moved by the fan support ;_;

Always thinking about jjapaghetti.

Kyaaa

Heehee his staff giving him little cheers when he got off the stage :3

He forgot to thank his sisters while on stage (he thanked his parents) so he thanked his sisters in the after-interview :3

Talks with his whole body to the producers

Omg Jiyul has the little kid voice ToT

I think HappyB is the name of the camera person ^^;;

Ahhh Jinyoung and IU

Jinyoung Seoul fan concert behind the scenes

The cakes that idols get for celebration are always so pretty! Also I love the peach mascot <3

Practising driving in the tiny car

Practising GOT7 dances too <3

Oh no, he's got the nerves

Bounce is in my opinion the most hype GOT7 song XD

Jinyoung keeping up with the kids and learning all the meme dances like Hype Boy

Jinyoung Bangkok fan concert behind the scenes

Limited edition peach guy pop socket >3

Ah so their name is Nyoung Peach :3

Aw, he was moved by the welcome from the fans at the Bangkok airport

Practising Thai while getting makeup & hair done

NO he almost lost the nyoung peach pop socket if not for a staff member having seen it and picked it up

Jinyoung Manila and Taipei fan concerts behind the scenes

Hehe Jinyoung got Jollibee

A lover of french fries? >3

He also said he loves cheeseburgers XD

What is he doing this for? WHOM is he doing this for??

JInyoung speaking English -> Every time I'm reminded by how good his accent is lol. It surprised me so much the first time I heard him speak English.

Taipei! A place that I personally love to travel to <3

Jinyoung saying 聼不懂啊 in a coy manner lol

Food <3 Side note though, from what I know, Tim Ho Wan serves Hong Kong style dimsum and not Taiwanese food ^^;;

Aw yiss Taipei night markets are so fun :3

LOL one of the staff won the shooting game and everybody cheered XD They seem like a fun group :3

[msm-tsotmw]

S-So , Uhm , Mammott , You Live Like This -?

yea

In The F-Freezing Cold ?

mhm

ya like it

N-No .

That blanket isn’t working, is it?

(PomPom shakes its head.)

Well, there’s gotta be something that won’t make you turn into an ice cube…

theres the hotel but its a long way from where we are

i forgot the directions there unfortunately 💀

Shouldn’t we ask someone?

yea

(Mammott looks around the island and sees a Strombonin getting ready to blow into their Strombone. They have a pink bandana tied around their tail. also @paidexp it’s the urceus‼️‼️)

maybe that monster over there

ey

(The Strombonin turns around.)

…?

uhhhh

Do you know where the Hyper Hotel is?

…What?

The Hyper Hotel. Our friend is really cold and we’re trying to get there so she can warm up.

…I believe it is a few miles from here. You’ll see it when you pass a couple of snow-covered rocks.

k thanks

Please do not thank me.

can you uhhh lead us there

No.

man

theres literally snow covered rocks all over this island

Couldn’t you have been more specific??

…Fine. I will lead you there as long as you don’t bother me.

aw yiss

*sigh*

(The Strombonin starts to lead the way to the Hyper Hotel, with Mammott, PomPom, and Furcorn following.)

and btw whats your name

just askin so we can thank you later

(Mammott, I don’t think they’d be comfortable with sharing their na-)

Call me Urceus. And like I said earlier, please do not thank me.

ok

thanks anyways urceus

(Urceus rolls their eyes, and continues to lead the way.)

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jsibsuwuhsguhw UHHH anyways this my first time writing someone else’s OC and putting them in one of my stories,,,,,

anyways uhhh if @paidexp sees this I’m sorry if I wrote them wrong!! i tried to be as in-character as possible (plus this is my first time) so yeah 🥲 they were really fun to write though!!

-Mod Jimmy 🗣️

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

The best thing about being on tumblr for a while is that after you’ve settled into your little niche you can open the reblogs of any post on your dash and name all the mutuals you find there like they are cousins in an extended family group chat. Like aww yiss fuckbeanzo is in here

[zephra85]

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#if they didn't seem like a creeper (which 9/10 times they weren't) i'd invite them to have a drink with me or sit with my friend group and

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sooo... like, we’ve all seen the subtle foreshadowing that Luz might be possessed by the Collector soon, but as we’ve seen in the latest episodes, it’s King who has an established connection with the Collector, which gave me a horrible thought:

What if KING is the intended target of the Collector’s possession, and it’s going to result in Luz sacrificing herself by either striking a bargain with them OR like, dramatically intervening ala ‘throwing themselves in front of a bullet’ trope to somehow transfer the connection/possession to HER instead of King?? 

Because I don’t think my heart could take that. 

20 notes - Posted May 25, 2022

#4

AW YISS HOMEMADE NACHOS AND RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MOVIE LET’S GOOOOOO

20 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

#3

Also I haven’t seen anyone talk about it yet but CAN we talk about how Alya telling Nino about Rena Furtive turned out to be a good thing because if she didn’t, if Carapace didn’t know Rena was watching them from there?

See the full post

49 notes - Posted March 11, 2022

#2

Quick ROTTMNT Review

Oh god... the tears running down my face are so real. I need to watch the movie a few more times to properly process everything, but here’s what I can get out right now. 

I just knew there would be some fresh Leo/Raph conflict for this movie, but I didn’t know how it would be handled. I was hoping for some nice support/angst combo and they freakin’ DELIVERED. And in a way I totally didn’t expect.

The tone was consistent with the show yet somehow managed to pull off the tears and angst SO WELL. 

My biggest fear from the initial trailers was how Foot Recruit/Cassandra was going to be handled. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: It was addressed, and it made me laugh. We’re good.

Okay like... it almost feels redundant to talk about the animation? But I will a bit anyway. It was FIRE. It was BOSS. It was EPIC. It was everything you could possibly hope, want, expect, and more. It stayed Movie Quality the entire time. 

Probably my biggest critique is while yes, Leo and Raph were intended to have a role reversal, something shown in the show was how while Raph was always doing and trying his best as leader, he wasn’t a very good strategist nine times out of ten? And while Leo was more laid back and lazy he WAS in fact a very good strategist when he set his mind to it. This movie seems to reverse that...? Leo was VERY ‘fly by the seat of his pants’ and Raph put in the effort to make actual plans. BUT I suppose this could be attributed to a more literal role reversal. Leo decides ‘now that i’m leader whatever i do is FINE i guess’ and Raph has to overcompensate like he does in Pizza Puffs. It would have been nice to see this addressed properly BUT it didn’t ruin my emersion.

All in all, I loved this movie with my whole heart. Thank-you so much to the cast and crew for giving us this gift. I hope my tears fuel your next endeavors. 

65 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Also anybody else catch this tiny Todd at the beginning of the movie kicking ass and taking names???

271 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

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[zero-insignificance]

DND Recap: How Do We Kill Her if She Doesn’t Bleed

Cast Includes: Rose the DM, Bob and Alfie (yours truely), Cassiandris (Cream), Truk and Bragar (Brick), Patrick (Ender), and Zara (Rascal)

“Are you alright?” Bob: Is that another British person I hear?

Rose: I’ve been watching the magnus archives a lot

Amber eyes, brown hair with green highlights She pulls out some healing spells

“How hurt are you?”

Bragar: *muscles are visible* Oh I didn’t know that was there Lady: *gives out scrolls of revivify* Lady: What has that woman done now? Bob: She’s gone a bit crazy… Lady: I am Avala. Bob: YOU’RE THE FORMER GOD OF THE FOREST???? Patrick: You don’t seem very godly. Avala: She stole my power… She was once kind to the forest but- I thought it was in a warlock way but she took it- Zara deduces that this is some kind of fey magic Bob: I used to be evil but I wasn’t THAT evil- Avala: She has found every way to become immortal and stolen it for herself. Zara: How can we severe it? Avala: Play by her rules. Trick her. Zara: *coyly smiles* oh yiss Me: You are one devious bastard. It’s on her license plate. Rascal: Yes. That’s literally on her car.

Alfie: Alright everyone into the pocket dimension. *cuts a hole into the fabric of reality* Alfie’s pocket dimension is a cottage inside the fucking void. Looking out the windows you can see darkness. Black fog. And a well keep lawn. Patrick heads outside and sees a fucking lovecraftian horror.

It’s just Alfie’s Auntie Shoggoth.

Patrick panics. 

Auntie Shoggoth was dropping off some cookies. She looks like this:

Bragar has a hand crocheted blanket over him by Alfie:

It looks like this but bigger.

Rascal is on the way to the store. They met a cat “I CAN’T ADOPT ANOTHER CAT- ” And they keep coming across more cats.

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I recently got a new phone and I LOST ALL MY ELDRITCH LORE-  Patrick got stuck in the void. One of Cassiandris’s echo’s guides him back to the cottage.

Zara is going to the store cuz Alfie ran out of eggs. There’s a Walmart, the infinite ikea, and a dollar general.

Brick: THERE’S ALWAYS A DOLLAR GENERAL- We get side tracked by how many dollar generals are in each state and Rascal ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR. 1 dollar general in Montana but 20 in Rhode Island.

Zara gets back from the store and hops into the Nap Sack and she doesn’t see Sue Mai: She went into a door! IT WAS WEIRD- Zara: Already? Damn. How did the door look?

Mai: It was yellow with a black handle

Zara: Oh that’s not was I expected Cream: Has Zara been in the Magnus Archives world? Rascal: Yes. She was in there for a few months and s t r u g g l e d Zara: Don’t worry about it too much. Mai: Are you sure? Zara: Yes. She enters the dining hall. It is next to destroyed Zara: YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THE DINING ROOM WAS DESTROYED- Mai: I WAS PREOCCUPIED WITH MORTICIA-

There is a long rectangular shaped mark on the floor. Zara goes to leave the nap sack. The Nap Sack begins to violently shake and Zara hears the fabric tearing and throws the astral cloak on Mai and the kids disappear.

There is a tear in space itself. It’s Severa tearing her way through. Zara: Someone’s desperate to find me~ Severa: Not you. I’m not into furries. Zara: You want me? Severa: Not all of you. Just the parts that are timeless Zara: Then you better catch me!

Cue multiverse of madness esque chase sequence. There’s a sign to the gym, pool, theater and “Do not enter under any circumstances.”

Zara immediately goes into that door. (Zara’s parents last name is “Applesauce Meow Meow)

Zara sees what is essentially a funhouse mirror maze. It’s just the magnus universe and she sees a guy at a table recording statements. *retconned* It’s actually a room for Bob and Alfie in the future. For those who can warp the fabric of reality. When Bob ascends as the god of chaos after Discord’s death he will use that room to learn to control his chaos magic better. (probably becoming the God of Chaos and Order) *possibly retconned*

It’s actually a deep dark room. You can’t even see yourself when you enter. She has entered a room that is painted Vantablack. Meanwhile with everyone else: *snork mimimi*

Bob: The Napsack is violently shaking- Patrick, Truk and Bob follow and see the massive rip.

Patrick is trying to find Zara He finds the door and is like “That won’t stop me cuz I don’t know how to read!” Zara rolls stealth and got a 12 to hide. Severa: There you are. You’re going to have to give up your power. Zara: Why should I? Severa: Then I will kill everyone you love. Zara: Then you’ll have to find the source. Severa: I’m very aware of Time’s affiliation with you. Patrick: *calling out for Zara*

Zara: *ignoring Patrick* Oh do you~ *casts firebreath* Zara is trying to get out of Severa’s grasp. She succeeds. And she runs and hides. Patrick bumps into Zara and Zara hears a voice behind her, it’s Time “Keep Running” Patrick: Did Alfie put you in time out?

Rewind before they reunite

Cream tells Rascal to roll two constitution saves a disadvantage. She takes 200 necrotic damage. And she rots away. Dying. Patrick sees this.  This isn’t the first time she’s died and time reverses. And Time appears “You really need to stop getting in these kinds of things” And Zara shouts “FUCK THAT HURTS” everything freezes. Severa is frozen but Zara can feel her eyes following her. It’s like how the author that wrote Hannibal Lecter said that he can feel him looking at him through the pages. Alfie is not affected by the time stop. He’s just come back from spending time with his kids and keeps cooking and is just speed running prep work.

Zara: What do I do? Time: You’ll need a bit more than what you have right now. Zara: I just died now. Time: Technically no but yes. 

Zara: What do I do now? Time: How about I give you more of my power? They’re a bit more powerful than you can handle right now. And Zara can feel her soul becoming a bit more empowered. She changes. She feels stronger.

Zara: Is that it? Time: Well I do want to say this.

And she whispers something we cannot hear. And time begins to resume for her friends.

Her friends show up and she has a new cloak, a few rings and a necklace Zara: I never told you this but… I’m immortal. Truk: I KNEW IT. Bob and Alfie: We know Lanwel: *in the distance* so that’s why- Brick: Technically Time is Truk’s aunt

Brick the God of Gods was the oldest sibling. Azathoth is the middle child. Time is the Youngest.

Brick: I’m gonna roll something. Me: An intelligence check? Insert nat 1 Brick: *muffled laughter* Rascal: What did you get? Brick: i got a nat 1. Truk still doesn’t know that Time is his Aunt. Bob and Zara are unintentionally matching color scheme wise. Bob is wearing this.

Cassiandris: Why is she frozen Alfie: Don’t touch her, she has Rabies Truk: *teleports away*

Alfie taps on Cassiandris’s shoulder and says “I meant to give this to you a long time ago but stuff happened so here!” and he hands her a golden friendship bracelet. Cassiandris is now wearing a mark of his protection. A similar one appears in Vantablack on the echos.

Zara: How did she find us?

Cassiandris essentially uses magic to conceal our presence from scrying and detection. Severa is sent to a different plane. 

Zara plane shifts herself. “GUYS I FORGOT MY CHILDREN-”

[campingwiththecharmings]

aw yiss, my favorite comfort fic is back ❤️❤️❤️

(just me being extra again lmao sorry)

The two of you move around the room and bathroom as if it’s a rehearsed dance, the both of you melding seamlessly with each other.

i love this so much for some reason. it's so domestic, ugh. ❤️

Even as you take in the landscape, you can’t help turning to glance at Poe every so often, as if to make sure he’s as perfect as you remember.

*cries softly*

You’d agree to anything he asks just to see him smile like that.

truer words were never spoken ❤️

Poe greets the waitress by name and ducks his head when she replies, “Well look who’s all grown up!”.

no but this is the cutest mental image omg i can't 😭😭😭😭

Being with Poe feels like being a kid again, when there were no real problems and you could stay out and stay up as late as you wanted to. He reminds you of summertime, of laughing until you think you’re just about to pass out, of that giddiness you felt leading up to your very first kiss with the boy in your science class.

this is just....idek i just love this. what a vibe. 🧡

reader imaging poe running around his yard as a kid asdlskdf;gk i'm just so 😭😭😭

“What I was trying to say earlier-“ Poe starts but is cut off by the sound of the back screen door opening and Kes stepping outside.

OMG KES, ILY BUT WHAT THE HELL

“I know what you meant.” “I don’t think you do.” “No, really Poe,” you prop yourself up on your arm so you’re face to face and you can almost make out his gorgeous nose and long lashes, “I promise.”

;LSD'LFG'DLFDGSLD;'L I'M

Now is the perfect time, you think, as you lean forward in an attempt to kiss him, before you realize it’s much too dark and you can only vaguely make out the outline of Poe’s face and you end up planting a soft kiss to the corner of his mouth that you feel turn upwards immediately after.

as'd;s'dfldgl; omggggggggggggggg they are so sweet help 😭😭😭

so they basically admitted they both love each other and they basically kissed and i'm just over here like

goddddddddddddd, the yearning is so strong, i just want them to ACT ON THEIR FEELINGS 😭

another stellar chapter (in case my feelings weren't already obvious lmao), thank you as always for sharing! 🧡

Memory Lane

Chapter 16 of You Are In Love

Series Masterlist | Main Masterlist

Pairing: modern!Poe Dameron x reader

Warnings: none :)

Word Count: 3k

Author’s Note: things should be coming out quicker now… hopefully. and shoutout to @zoriis for helping me with all my nonsense <3

“You’re my best friend.”

You’re really not sure how to respond to that, and Poe’s sitting so close to you you’re not sure words would even come out. You can tell this is a big moment, can feel the weight of the words hanging in the air, but your brain can’t seem to connect with your mouth and you’re terrified of what Poe’s thinking of your silence.

“You kids ready for breakfast?” Kes pushes open the screen door, and a part of you marvels at how perfect his timing is. Gently, Poe plants his feet to stop the rocking motion of the swing, and the two of you get up and follow his father inside.

Kes is plating up the food, so you try to take in your surroundings as subtly as possible, twisting your head this way and that to try and see everything. The light is streaming through the large windows, throwing beams all around the kitchen. There’s a vase of flowers on the kitchen table and picture frames pushed against the wall of the countertop.

It’s cozy, and reminds you of Poe’s apartment with the splashes of color and pictures of everyone he loves displayed proudly. Even without the sunlight, the room, and really the whole house, feels and seems warm, as if it’s radiating comfort.

Breakfast is simple, fruit and eggs and toast, but it’s somehow the best meal you’ve ever eaten. There must just be something about home cooked food when it’s made by someone else that makes it so fantastic. Poe and Kes always make sure you’re included in their conversations, but you enjoy just sitting back and listening to them just the same.

You’d never been close with your family, even growing up there always seemed to be a layer of tension underneath any time you spent with them. It’s nice, almost reassuring, to see a parent-child dynamic where they both love and enjoy spending time with each other.

Still, they never make you feel like an outsider, and by the end of the meal your cheeks almost hurt from how much you’d been smiling. Despite that, Kes still shoos you away when you try to help clear the table and wash the dishes.

“You’re a guest, you’re on vacation, just relax,” he tells you with a smile, but you can tell he means it. Poe’s just like his father in that way, they’re both chivalrous to the bone.

After being shooed out of the kitchen, you and Poe head upstairs to get ready for the day. The two of you move around the room and bathroom as if it’s a rehearsed dance, the both of you melding seamlessly with each other.

Once, when you’re finishing your skincare at the sink, Poe passes behind you with a hand on the small of your back and you think for a second you might just pass out.

Other than that, though, it’s easy to get ready in the same space as Poe, even though you were a bit worried you’d started drooling when he came out of the bathroom with his t-shirt showing off a bit of his stomach.

When you’re both ready, he leads you downstairs and to the kitchen, where Kes is watching Lucky run around the yard through the windows, to let him know you’re heading out.

“Are you coming back for lunch?” He asks, turning his head away from the dog and his attempts to capture a squirrel. You look to Poe, because you have no idea what he’s planned.

“Probably not, I’ll let you know.”

With your goodbyes said and a brief intermission to give Lucky some head scratches when you walk past, you hop back into the passenger seat of Poe’s car, ready for him to take you wherever he wants to go. He already seems brighter, lighter than he is back home, as if the sunshine is infecting him, building up in his veins.

The windows are rolled down, sunlight and warm morning air flooding the car. You have no idea where Poe’s taking you, but you’ll happily ride along with him, wherever he wants to go. Even as you take in the landscape, you can’t help turning to glance at Poe every so often, as if to make sure he’s as perfect as you remember.

He drives through the mainly empty country roads, but there’s more cars and people wandering by when you get closer to the small town a few miles from Kes’s house. It’s not very crowded though, and Poe finds a parking spot relatively quickly.

“I figured we could just walk around, I could show you my favorite spots growing up?” He asks as he rolls up the windows, as if you would ever turn down a chance to explore Poe’s hometown, to learn more about him.

“That sounds great,” you tell him as you unbuckle your seatbelt, and his face breaks out in a smile that’s so beautiful you almost want to cry. You’d agree to anything he asks just to see him smile like that.

The two of you make your way out of the car, starting your stroll around the little town that Poe grew up in. As he points out different stores, like the grocery store he used to work at and the ice cream shop he promises to take you to after lunch, it’s almost like you can see the little Poes running around; baby Poe led by his parents to get a scoop of ice cream or high school Poe meeting his friends outside of the grocery store after his shift.

It doesn’t take long for the two of you to reach the edge of the little downtown area, but luckily there’s a little park for you and Poe to continue walking around.

“Are there gators in there?” You ask him, staring down the pond in the center of the park out of the corner of your eye.

“Probably,” Poe shrugs, unable to hold back his smile. You snack him lightly on the shoulder before leaving your hand to swing between the two of you, brushing up against his every so often.

Most of the walk is spent in silence, just enjoying being next to each other as birds chirp and the sun shines. Even though you’ve been here for less than a day, you can already tell that this is Poe’s place; it seems like he just comes to life in the warm, sunny weather, seems more relaxed when surrounded by the buildings of his childhood.

“You ready to grab lunch?” He asks when you finish your loop around the little park, and as much as you want to keep walking, you want to listen to more of Poe’s stories even more. It seems like there’s something around every corner that prompts an anecdote from him, and you want to hear every single one.

Poe leads the two of you out of the park and down the street, his hand brushing yours with every step he takes. Soon, he stops in front of an old brick building and ushers you inside as he holds the door open.

Inside, it’s a bustling diner with practically every table full. Poe greets the waitress by name and ducks his head when she replies, “Well look who’s all grown up!”. Your meal passes quickly, especially due to the speedy service and the not-so-secret wink the waitress shot to Poe when she took your orders, but you spend as much time as you can prying Poe from stories.

He tells you about coming here with his parents on Saturday mornings, and with his father on the first and last day of school all the way until he graduated. He told you about the time he knocked out his front teeth when he fell face-first off a tire swing and the time he accidentally ate a fistful of sand at the beach.

“My dad still has the pictures somewhere,” he tells you after he finishes with his story of breaking his arm jumping off a tree the very same summer he lost his teeth.

“Well I know what I’m looking for when we get back.” You revel in the laugh he lets out, your own grin creeping across your face.

You don’t stop smiling, even after you leave the diner and Poe walks you down to the ice cream shop you’d passed earlier. It seems as if your smile will never leave your face as you laugh at Poe attempting to lick the melting ice cream off his hand and wrist, even as you avoid falling drops from your own cone.

Being with Poe feels like being a kid again, when there were no real problems and you could stay out and stay up as late as you wanted to. He reminds you of summertime, of laughing until you think you’re just about to pass out, of that giddiness you felt leading up to your very first kiss with the boy in your science class.

That heedy, giddy feeling doesn’t leave you, even as you climb back into Poe’s car and head back to the Dameron family home. There isn’t a single thing that could bring you down right now, not even the slowly brewing anxiety of sharing a bed with Poe for another night or the resurfacing memory of his confession from earlier.

You’re on top of the world.

When you get back to the house, Lucky is there to greet you with happy barks and a tail wagging so quickly you’re almost convinced he’s going to fly away. Instead, he almost trips Poe going up the stairs and then runs off, skidding across the kitchen floor once you’re inside.

As much as you love the warmth and the ability to go outside without wearing a hundred layers, the air conditioning of the house is certainly welcome. Kes, however, is nowhere to be found, but Poe just shrugs it off, reasoning that he probably had to run out to the store or run some errand or another.

“You want something to drink?” Poe asks, opening the refrigerator and peering inside. “We’ve got actual lemonade.”

Poe’s something of a lemonade snob, and looks down on any variety that comes in a can or a packet, claiming that it doesn’t taste right and he’d rather drink battery acid. According to him, his dad is one of the only people who knows how to make real lemonade, with freshly squeezed lemons and everything.

“Sure,” you respond, even though he’s already pulling out the pitcher before he’d even finished asking his question. He hands you your glass, and on your first sip you can already tell nothing will ever taste as good again. Poe doesn’t say anything, but you can see the I told you so dancing in his eyes as he peers at you over the rim of his glass.

The two of you head outside, the glasses in your hands starting to sweat almost immediately after you step foot on the back porch. Poe makes his way to sit on the steps, but you need to pause for a moment and take it all in.

There’s a big backyard, with tons of open space and a small garden close to the house. The orange trees Poe always mentioned in the stories of his childhood are scattered throughout the property, and you could swear you’re able to see little Poe running around and climbing the short branches, jumping up on his little legs to pull down the fruit.

As you’re picturing his past, Poe is turning back to look at you, a question in his eyes. You just shake your head, trying to rid yourself of the image of a little curly head and chubby hands sticky with juice, and sit yourself next to Poe on the wooden steps.

The heat seems to be getting to everyone, even Lucky, who flops himself on the porch next to you, tongue hanging out of his mouth and the wagging of his tail slowing to a rhythmic wave. You and Poe sit in silence, though you don’t mind it much, giving you the opportunity to stare off into space and imagine what Poe was like as he grew up bathed in sunshine and surrounded by heat, the perfect sunny boy growing into the man sitting next to you.

“What I was trying to say earlier-“ Poe starts but is cut off by the sound of the back screen door opening and Kes stepping outside.

“Jesus, it’s hot out here,” the older man says as both you and Poe turn to look at him, “you kids want to head inside? I can get dinner started as soon as y’all want.”

You look to Poe, ready to follow his lead but desperate to know what he was going to say, but you find he’s looking towards you. After a few moments of silence, Poe finally answers his father, “We haven’t seen the sun in a couple’a months, we be gotta enjoy it while we can,” stretching his legs out of the shade offered by the porch and into the Florida sun.

It’s only a few minutes later that you and Poe are warm beyond comfort, so you heave yourself off the porch step and follow Poe back into the house, where you’re greeted by air conditioning once again. You find Kes already starting dinner and he shoos both you and Poe away when you offer to help, so you seat yourself at the counter and keep him company while he cooks.

There’s a pit of yearning in your chest as you watch the banter between Poe and Kes, the smiles and infectious laughter and the pure joy that radiates off of them. But there’s still something about them that makes you feel like you’re finally home.

Sitting in Kes’s kitchen with him and Poe, laughing and sipping on lemonade while the warm air blows in through the screen door makes you feel the same way you feel whenever you see Rose and Rey and Finn. If it was up to you, you’d live in this moment for the rest of your life.

The rest of the evening passes in a similar way, the warm breeze and cricket noises drifting in from the screen doors and laughter and pure joy and comfort flooding your veins as you move from the kitchen to the dining room to the living room. Some time after dinner, with reruns of some old sitcom playing on the TV even though none of you are really paying attention, you excuse yourself to take a shower because you still feel sweaty even in the air conditioning.

Even though you try to shower quickly, you end up spending almost a half an hour responding to texts from your friends back home while you do your skincare. When you finally make your way back downstairs, you can hear Kes and Poe in a heated conversation, but they stop abruptly when you step into the living room.

After another hour or so, the heat and excitement of the day finally starts getting to you, so you head up to bed. Even though you said you wouldn’t mind if Poe came in later if he wanted to have some time to catch up with his dad, he comes up to bed with you.

“Mind if I hop in the shower?” Poe asks as you pull the covers back and slip into bed.

“Of course not,” you respond, and your heart almost gives out at how unbelievably sweet he is. You’ve only just settled in with your phone, scrolling through social media, when Poe comes in, curls mused and shirtless and you almost have a heart attack at how unbelievably beautiful he is.

He shuts off the lights before slipping into bed next to you, and you need to resist the urge to curl into him and rest your head on his chest. He smells clean, with an undercurrent of something warm and a little bit like oranges, as if the air from outside is still clinging to him, hours later.

Instead of curling into him, though, you shut off your phone and lay down on your back, staring up at the ceiling when you hear Poe clear his throat and make a choked-off sort of noise, like he was trying to say something but couldn’t.

“Earlier, this morning, on the porch,” he pauses and you turn to lay on your side facing him, “before my dad came out… I was trying to tell you something.”

“Mhm,” you settle for a vague noise of agreement because you’re sure that if you tried to speak, no words would come out.

“Well, I said you’re my best friend, and it’s true, I promise, but what I meant to tell you…” he stops, words caught in his throat and your heart is beating so unbelievably fast you’re almost convinced it’s going to burst through your rib cage.

“I know what you meant.”

“I don’t think you do.”

“No, really Poe,” you prop yourself up on your arm so you’re face to face and you can almost make out his gorgeous nose and long lashes, “I promise.”

The words hang thick in the air, and even though neither of you really said much of anything, you both know what the other is trying to say. Sometimes words just aren’t enough. Poe lets out a stuttering breath, one that fans across your face and sounds like pure relief.

“Really?” His voice is quiet, soft and awed in ways you’ve never heard from him before. You nod before you realize he can’t see you in the darkness of the room, so you respond, “Really.”

Now is the perfect time, you think, as you lean forward in an attempt to kiss him, before you realize it’s much too dark and you can only vaguely make out the outline of Poe’s face and you end up planting a soft kiss to the corner of his mouth that you feel turn upwards immediately after.

You’d normally feel embarrassed, but that crushing pressure of anxiety isn’t present in the pit of your stomach because you feel like you're floating, you’re soaring and nothing could ever bring you down.

Neither of you say another word, instead sliding underneath the covers and maneuvering yourselves around each other until you're comfortable, neither of you worrying if this is the right thing to do. It’s as if the stars have aligned and everything finally makes sense.

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