#((WHOO))

[that1notetaker]

DADS DADS DADS DADS. (Read below for a short written scene to add context)

Lucifer purses his lips, echoes of his daughter's words jarring daggers from behind his mind's eye. 

“They’re our people too, dad. People with—with hopes and dreams, and—and fears. Like you, and me. I have to do something."

That had been months ago. Same day she left home, along with most things in her room and the knickknacks that had innocently scattered around the house. Once overlooked, now the fractures that chiselled the crack in the wall.

From the corner of his eye, the man’s brow tightens. Lucifer watches shoulders stiffening under a black suit, a red beak pulling into a frown. The imp's eyes remain cemented in the same spot of the table, however, an empty murkiness tredging the edges. Too recognizeable. Too familiar.

Lucifer closes his eyes. Fine. Okay. Okay.

“Uh.” He clears his throat. “Hard day?” Perfect.

[noodles-and-tea]

If I had a nickel for every time I listened to a silly little podcast about a guy named jo(h)n solving silly mysteries…

[swordy-da-goat]

Lotta info down there 💡

Masterpost

[gabetheunknown]

I'm really curious because these foods seem to be hated ✌️ more for me

pls reblog, if it bothers you that I ask for a reblog, this is not the social media for you bitch boy. Gimme the numbers

[klapollo]

the scene where chihiro eats the rice ball and she gets excited and starts eating faster bc it's good and healing and she's so hungry and tired but then she starts crying because she's so hungry and tired and alone and has no idea what's gonna happen to her but she keeps eating because she's so hungry and tired and wants to feel better but she's just a kid and her emotions are too big for her little body and she's carrying so much so she just keeps crying louder and louder and she keeps eating while she cries because she's so hungry and so tired and she's just a little girl

[thatfanfictionchick]

IT IS DONE 🙌

Gotcha, bitch.

AND BOY DOES HE NOT DISAPPOINT 👀

I'm sorry this man is sick???

Ah, yep, there he goes.

MA'AM I do not believe that is a healthcare approved practice 👀👀

SJAJJSJSJWKAKALSJDJ JUDE KISS JUDE KISS JUDE KISS!!!!!!!

kate gets sick after but WORTH IT

[hel7l7]

I can't let go of the feeling that I'm responsible for everything in my family

[fawnim]

normal convo between sapphics

*flibberwabble (v.) - to surprise or to shock /ij

[close ups under the cut!] im having a lot of fun with these accidental drawing prompts from discord !! 😆😆 thank u again to @/yicketydah & @/supernova-109 for being such lovely ppl to talk to <33 they honestly embody their pfps to a T /pos

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[arthur-lesters-tits]

here, take the John I'm tired of looking at him

[mikayesha]

feeling like a saggy massive sack of shit

[salmonight]

A baby timmy sketch after a week of inactivity

[mothmanavenue]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LANCE MCCLAIN AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE IM TWENTY

[misstrashchan]

So... Please tell me I'm not the only who has Thoughts. About Hayward's plan to recruit Shrue and specifically Carpenter's involvement in it because. Adjudicator Shrue has been working to legalise the Trawler-Man's people and was working with Mason and the current Katabasions. Before that they were trying to eradicate them, being the one to hire and send out Mercer and Gage with their own platoon of soldiers.

Which brings us to Faulkner and his murder of Mason and Thurrocks, his opposition to the Katabasions plans to legalise them and let the Withermark and their people be used as a weapon of war, and the story he spins pinning the murders on Carpenter, painting her as a traitor who was working with the legal authorities (aka Shrue) and undermining them:

FAULKNER:

I could never have imagined that the Legislatures could have won her over to their cause.

It was Sister Carpenter who alerted the government’s forces to the location of the Paraclete’s Gulch. 

(With a weary finality)

But they had, and of course her return was no coincidence at all.

It was Sister Carpenter who attempted to undermine our defences from within.

And after their attack failed, thanks to the combined strength of our disciples…it was Sister Carpenter who waited for a moment when the entire Gulch was gathered below in joyful celebration, and she assassinated Katabasian Mason and poor Sister Thurrocks.

(3x01 Something Dreadful Shall Arise)

And we know how strongly Carpenter feels about the idea that she would ever work with the government legislatures against the people who were once her family, how angry she is that Faulkner has written a story that has made that lie true:

CARPENTER:

You think I’d ever make peace with the people who did it? You think I’d work with them against my own family? 

Against my brother, my parents, my grandmother?

You think I wouldn’t have put a bullet in my own skull already if I had that weight pulling me down?

And I think it's important to point out that Carpenter has no idea why Faulkner killed Mason and Thurrocks. She doesn't know anything about Mason and the other Katabasisons plans to legalise their god by proving themselves useful as a tool in the war. But we do know that in the past, when the idea of legalising the Trawler-Man was brought up before in S1 by Paige as a more peaceful way forward, she loathed the idea as much as Faulkner:

PAIGE:

But this is what's absurd, isn't it? We're talking about ancient history. Laws from 50 years back, long dead legislatures.

They're accepting new faiths back into the canon all the time now. You just need to get your god's name on a petition and-

CARPENTER:

Listen to her, Faulkner. "Our god's name, on a petition". Well. Why shouldn't we be reasonable about all this? Now that the Peninsula is ready to hear our case?

Why shouldn't we go through the proper channels? Why shouldn't they be allowed to get away with it?

FAULKNER:

Carpenter, let's keep this quiet...

CARPENTER:

My parents were dragged in shackles to the Saints hydroelectric dam, a year after I was born. They were dragged there, they were sentenced, and they were tossed off the side into the churning waters.

And the last words that they ever heard were that they were to be devoured by something that they did not understand. Because the dam was new, and on unconsecrated, and because a god must feed, and because these false faith renegades from deep in the fens made for the easiest sacrifices.

I will not hear that the world is a better place than it was because there is process. I won't and I can't.

(1x12 And To Fight Is Just to Choke)

And now Carpenter is with Hayward, and are headed towards Adjudicator Shrue to try and work with them so they can help the Woundtree seem more sympathetic and have someone who can better tell their story, as it were.

Carpenter is still being hunted by Faulkner's schism, only being given a break by being in a no man's land, only now she won't be, as she's heading into Glottage.

CARPENTER:

(Staring out of the window)

If we stayed on this road heading south, we’d make it down to Marcel’s Crossing by nightfall.

Another day’s driving, and we’d be at the Paraclete’s Gulch.

(3x06 The Wise Man Knows the Taste of Rot)

So the next time Faulkner hears about Carpenter, it's going to be about how gosh, you were right all along Katabasion Faulkner, that devious Carpenter is working with the same government official who tried to eradicate us and who is now trying to legalize us to use as a tool in their war! (that's not even mentioning she'll be seen with Hayward as well, who as far as Faulkner is aware is the cop who was hunting them down back in S1) And Faulkner is just gonna be like

Wondering if he told his lie about Carpenter working with the legal authorities undermine the Parish of Tide and Flesh so convicingly that he made it into the truth and what's that? IT'S THE FOILING TO VAL AND THE LAST WORD WITH A STEEL CHAIR READY TO BEAT ME SENSELESS-

[bobokitty]

Don't think I have time to do any art for today so here are a couple quality cards (plus two from my coworkers who said to add theirs in)

[pandarella07]

Cheers for my first posted fan art! This is a redraw of a really gorgeous drawing from @discountscoobyart.

[dent-de-leon]

OH NO HE LOOKS SO COOL I LOV HIM--