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thevalicemultiverse · 29 days

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To Victor's Mother:

Hello you fat gold digger. How's your day going? Sh*tty I hope.

Now I've heard that you own a golden toilet. Well I have some bad news for you. That toilet was actually used in a huge crime ring and you may be expecting the FDI to break into your house so.... I advised for you to get rid of it before they get there.

Ok bye!

Cuddlepile

Nell: [spluttering] I -- you -- how dare you speak to me in such a rude and crass manner! I will have you know that I was just yesterday having lunch with Lady Kingsleigh, and she said --

Victor: [in a whisper] She's, um, going to be like this for quite some time, I'm afraid. [pause] W-was the toilet really involved in crime somehow, or were you just trying to set her off?

#toonsisters #~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~V: Cuddlepile #~T: Running Headlong Into The Bullshit #crime gold toilet #~C: Victor Van Dort #~C: Other #((Nell doesn't get a tag because she's not on here often enough #and we don't like her #but yes you have set off the beast toonsisters #hope you don't mind her going off like this for a good fifteen minutes :p))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue

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