#((LMAO

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP is a realtor and there's a new editor who is a post-00s generation at his company, and OP asked her to cut out all the superfluous words he was presenting about the apartment

'I asked our new 00s at work to cut out all the useless words, and she did a really good job.'

[cute-catts]

What is he doing ? 😛🐈

[eyestrain-addict]

Me when background character fucks severely

[dawnbreakerluna]

“sylus is the most dangerous man in the n109 zone and the most wanted criminal in the galaxy”

the dangerous man in question:

[classycookiexo]

THIS

I move like a tortoise intentionally and the truth starts pouring out to reveal who’s a love bomber and who’s not lol

[classycookiexo]

Right ?! They should be celebrating 😂 I hope he goes on to do everything they’ve voted for…….isn’t that the point ????

[kari-hehe]

hahaha smort dad

That's a whole new level.

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[a-meh]

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[anistarrose]

[ID: redraw of Ford from Gravity Falls over a Moon Knight comic panel, where Ford is walking down the stairs in a crypt and saying: "I know you're here, Mothman you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?" End ID.]

I forgot I have this

[guiltyidealist]

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

[unholyblissafterdark]