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spacestation-l7 · 2 years ago

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ok but imagine a au where damien john and paul all team up together to fight all manner of unholy monsters powerpuff girls style. …the powerpuff priests…

holy hell yesss!!!

I imagine both Damien and John would be "Ah Yes, a Normal Tuesday Morning of My Miserable Life" and Paul would actually have an aneurysm at the thought of exorcising real demons

#faith game #faith the unholy trinity #midnight mass #the exorcist #the exorcist (1973)#john ward #paul hill #john pruitt #damien karras #seabury's free thoughts #ask and ye shall be answered #((Mystery Incorporated type beat where they travel across country answering Church calls for exorcism))#((Damien is their designated leader cause he's older and most experienced (Paul is the oldest but he's the least experienced)))#((Damien as group 'leader' basically means he has to stress over the rite of exorcism while keeping both Johns from running off))#((John would genuinely not react to any demons approaching them. He'll just be there like 🧍‍♂️cross time 🧍‍♂️))#((I think Paul would be the one who freaks out the most cause it's his first time coming into contact with real demons))#((John tried to exorcise Angel and Paul tried to convince him it's an angel to which Damien puts his psychologist glasses on and said No))#((RIP to Lisa. Joe. and Millie. Their lovers are dumb traumatized sad and pathetic and miserable old priests))#((Damien would unironically fight a demon and punch it in the face. Bro did not become a boxer priest for no reason))#((John would too but he's too sad to do it))#((Father Garcia tries to recruit John at the end of Chapter III and John's like 'oh uh I already have a demon-slaying group))#((and proceeds to show two of the most miserable priests in the world))

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