#((Also ignore me losing my MIND over Jeremy basically being damn near canonically dressed the way Claude dresses in the GIF))

[silvcrignis]

claude: 💭 + smoking (since u haven't written that one yet lmfao)

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((Breaking this up because there are many things that can be smoked & I need to lore dump while I have the mic because I know the RPC is damn near only truly receptive to horny shit.))

Hard Drugs (like crack): Nah Claude learned to stay anyway from anything that Victor might do after Victor convinced him to do ketamine with him ONCE. Claude has only occasionally referenced this event & never ELABORATED on what happened but I'm assuming it was BAD if it entirely put him off.

Cigars: He's not too chuffed on those, his nose is sensitive & he said if he wanted to put up with something like that in his mouth for a long period of time he would just go suck someone off, he would get more enjoyment out of that. (Jesus Christ...)

Cigarettes: Okay he's... He's kinda WEIRD with these. Typical of most fire elementals he's almost biologically wired to enjoy them. Like that's just a THING for them. Keira smokes them, Devil De Vil does, even Maleficent has times where she requires a ciggy. But Claude's smoking pattern is so BIZARRE he could go for like 8 months without THINKING about wanting one & then the smallest inconvenience sets him off & this man will be outside 85% of the time chain smoking like he's a 41 y/o childless divorcee in a CASINO & then just stops after like 2 weeks.

Marijuana: Call this man Shaggy & Scooby because. Claude. Frollo. Loves. Getting. BAKED. He is a 4/20 fiend. There is SO much fucking weed paraphernalia in that fuckin castle of his, you can open just about ANY clothes free drawer & find some GOOD shit be it ACTUAL weed or edibles. This man once hotboxed a bunch of teens on a roadtrip during a death tournament to make them less irritating. Honestly I'm impressed his ENTIRE home doesn't smell like a fuckin dispensary.