#(( spamton is doing just swell asghdajhsda ))

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@determined-magi​ sent: ‘ [Determined-magi] [Agarwaenor] " So, you want to be a big shot? Hhm? I'd say thats a fool's goal, why not... a humble hermit? Away from the the treacheries of life and tales were you're spun around? " The mage questions, red eyes staring intently as his head tilts to the side. " Take if from one big, BIG shot, the role's not all that enticing, not all that pleasant. Better be a small projectile if you ask me, you don't get noticed, you get left alone to do as you will, after all, the less your choices matter, the more likely they'll leave you alone. " ‘

⇨   Now, those weren’t some words he wanted to hear... but they certainly got his attention, as his usually frantic and lively posture goes limp like someone put slack on his strings.  “ * A [ humble hermit ] ? ”   He grimaces through his grin, the best his forced on smile would allow.  “ * A HUMBLE..... [ hermit ] ? ”  He strains in repeat. Then suddenly, a laugh throws his head backwards as he laughs side to side, back and forth, even laughing his words. “ WOW HE’S RIGHT, IT’S JUST [ that simple ] ! I COULD JUST OPEN MY [ binterest ] AND STEP RIGHT INTO MY [ recommended for Cottagecore Aesthetic ] AND WATCH ALL MY PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR [ it JUST works ] !!! ”  His laughed ceases as abrupt as a single frame.  

“ * YOU [ don’t ] GET IT .  DO YOU?  THERE IS NO [ going back ].  THERE IS [ no data found ] SPAMTON THAT’S EVER GONNA BE A [ humble ] ANYTHING [ hermit ] AGAIN ! HE’S [ gone ] HE’S [ DEAD ] ! [ am-scray ] ! UNDERSTOOD?! ...THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS DEEP, DARK [ hole ] IS UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP [ crawl ] OUT OF [ HELL ]  AND RIGHT INTO [ heaven ] ARE YOU LISTENING? CAN YOU HEAR ME?? ”

Well-- based on how he’s shouting and right next to them, it’d be hard not to hear him, but one could guess based on how he started pacing around and gesturing wildly at nothing that he began talking to someone else at some point.