#(( ooHH THE CHEESE

[baby-rotom-dex]

Finally hatched my boy!!

(305 eggs!! But I did give up a 1500+ egg hunt before I got the shiny charm...)

[ask-the-neighbores]

Awww Jon! You should ask Matt to give you some cooking tips next time you see him! You definitely seem to enjoy his company, and it could be a nice way for you two to bond!

Jon: Right so- about this- I actually did ask him about that during the Halloween party and ermm... My first lesson went great! I think, at least. Thank you so much for the suggestion, we did in fact bond a bit as well!

Jon: We just made an easy mac and cheese, nothing special. But Tom tried it and gave a 7, that's pretty good!

Mark: Oohh, look who's stealing my chef mentor~. Will I be seeing you for my next lesson?

Jon: Uuhhmmmm no. Matt said that you're already a bit hard to work with alone, soo....

Mark: AHEM! And he's the one who's always getting distracted!!! He's so lucky he can actually make a good dish... I also don't remember Tom ever wanting to try MY food.....

[phinjeet]

* baljeet linez i enjoy and am currently thinking abt:

“if by “okay” you mean that my life is a meaningless black cauldron of swirling failure , then yes everything is groovy”

“IN YOUR FACE PHYSICS CAMP !!! BOOYAH !!!”

“space adventure !!!! its an adventure in space !!!!”

“i am a doctor ! and yes , i am single”

“well i got kicked out of summer school because my grades were too high”

“my uncle kamal is doing an exotic cuisine float in the parade and im the vegetable samosa !”

“ohh clever wordsmithing good sir !”

“i do a lot of math , the feelings come and go”

“yes , it is gratifyingly erudite !”

“i can see how that would be relevant if we were going to eat it , WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO EAT IT ARE WE ?”

“THAT IS BOTH A CONTRACTION AND GRAMATICALLY INCORRECT”

“you can run , but it wont be to the college of your choice i tell you !!!”

“you know , this is pretty tame compared to other rollercoasters , but when you compare it to other DENTAL themed rides it is a RUSH !!”

“i was going to EAT those jelly donuts :(((“

“you know REAL unicorns are pink😒 i am just saying .”

“not from YOU !! from a PRETTY GIRL !!! DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELF !!!!”

“greetings travelers ! if by my bow or my vast store of useless knowledge i may aid you- hey , where is my bow ?”

“EAT CANCELED TV SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“dude , it is not my problem”

“i do not know what that will prove , the space time continuum is remarkably stable and OOHH MY GOODNESS”

“not to alarm you , but your house is on fire :)”

“yes , but that means I AM GOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT :DDD !!!!”

“you know nothing about women”

“he means delightful , and he means the opposite of that :/“

“are quests usually this short .”

“HOW DOES DANGLING ME FROM A ROPE LIGHTEN OUR LOAD”

“works for me chilli cheese !”

“ah , i will disintegrate that bridge when i come to it”

“ninja . it is dr NINJA baljeet . you left off the ninja part . i did not go through six years of ninja school just to be called dr baljeet , it is dr NINJA baljeet , okay ?”

“IT MOCKS ME … BRINGING SHAME TO MY FAMILY …..”

“because THIS DWEEB spent TWO WEEKS in psychology camp last summer”

“(scoff) what a nerd”

“i could actually get an e- an- OHH I CANNOT EVEN SAY THAT TERRIBLE LETTER !!! INEAS ! ERB ! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO !!!”

“well , i am sure that the writers of space adventure have a better grasp of astrophysics than you , or even me because i do not see how the science would work either , but-“

“YES !!! BACK TO SCHOOL BABY !!!! .. oh you meant that like a bad thing ..”

“well mango chutney is thicker than blood !!”

“oh i speak boring ??? and getting your whittling patch is soooo exciting !”

“right , no one ever asks baljeet what he is doing”

“I DO NOT KNOOOWW !!!!!!!”

“he must have achieved escape velocity . good for him”

“well it was just VERY inspirational🙄”

“we . are in . africa .”

“oh i almost forgot perry ! come along , let us get you a little treat :)))”

“OOH OOH I KNOW ! SPACE ADVENTURE ! episode 347a , captain dirk mortenson and the lovely lieutenant zarna , a half-human half-andusian who was secretly in love-“

“i have been working on a way of solving problems by the process of deriving reliable generalizations from observation . i call it “logic” .”

“(GASP) SPOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“HEY , who cast a sleep spell on me and stole all my gold ??? ugh”

“i have read every book on the history of rock music .”

“i wish i would have thoughtfully created an eyewash station . SHEEEESH !!!!”

“ten-four good buddy ^_^ !!!”

“c’est la vie , shame curtains are not going to hang themselves”

“I AM NOT A BUNNY RABBIT !!!!!!!”

“when in danger i always hyperventilate ! :D”

[ask-ricky-pawtts]

What are all your cats named? :3

OOHH okay sooo there’s:

Crumbcake, Muffin Pan, Caticlese, Princess Tiella Bo Bellaphine, Taffy, Rockefeller Von Street-Eazy, Bucky, Mister Cheese, Root Beer, Stinky, Jingles, Angus Beef, Lacewing, and Binky!! :33 my babies 🐾🐾💜💜💜💜

[spaceorphan18]

Since it’s top of mind… 5 things great to eat on bread

Oohh, interesting, how much bread is involved? Like a piece of bread? Or does a sandwich count?

I'm going with just a slice of bread.

Cheese, clearly is at the top.

Butter.

Garlic.

A good jam or jelly.

I don't know if I have a fifth thing -- what do you guys think?

[zuzypiia]

I'm not anon but ah to be reminded that not everyone has the same food. But it's just pasta sauce meat and cheese. Opinion on pasta sauce meat and cheese dishes?

oohh so it's similar to spaghetti?? not my favorite but i somewhat like it :D

[angelbaby-fics]

Do you think Eddie has a big appetite? Or goes longer between meals? Is he a snack only guy? So goes a whole day and he's eaten a bag of pretzels, some shredded cheese straight out of the bag and a drink? Or needs to eat full meals with maybe some snacks in between?

-♡

oohh okay i actually love this & i took some time to really think about it

and honestly? i think both! if he's busy or has a lot on his mind, he'll eat just about whatever he can get his hands on. having to pause whatever he's got going on to figure out what to eat can be such a task sometimes!

but on the other hand, i think when he has the opportunity to actually enjoy a meal, he really enjoys it. this is a guy that goes absolutely ham on a mcdonalds order, like the two of you will be in the drive thru together and you assume he's ordering for the both of you, but after listing off menu item after menu item, he just turns to you like "so what do you want babe?" and finish your leftovers too.

and do not get me started on a home-cooked meal!! or baked goods!! he is like a black hole when it comes to stuff you make for him. absolutely do not leave him unattended if you leave anything out to cool, it'll be completely gone before you've even gotten a taste of your own!

[thetinycrab]

The Game

Pred!Billy and Prey!Gender Neutral Reader

If anyone told him two years ago that he'd be best friends with a tiny, he'd have laughed in their face. Hell, even a year ago he would have been skeptical. Nothing against the little buggers, but there were just certain things you couldn't do as Billy Hargrove, son-of-Neil. Hanging out with tinies, interacting with them in any way other than throwing his pred status around, was one of them. And Billy couldn't stand the sight of them scrambling to escape his notice so he tended to avoid them altogether.

However, Billy Hargrove, finally-free-from-under-his-father's-thumb, could do whatever the fuck he wanted. And if he wanted to hang out with the first tiny to give him a second chance, it was no one's business but his own.

The tiny was odd, though. Not only did they stick by Billy despite his insistence that they'd be better off without him, they seemed to enjoy his company. This wasn't just a prey gravitating towards a predator, either. They genuinely liked hanging out with him. And as much as he loved having them tucked away, he liked hanging out with them, too.

That's how he found himself with his friend sitting on his shoulder, their tiny body leaning against his neck. They'd told him a while ago that they enjoyed feeling the skin vibrate when he hummed in low tones (he didn't blush, he didn't). Billy then admitted that he loved the feel of their tiny hand resting against him (they blushed, no matter how much they'd deny it). It was a gentle quiet that they often enjoyed.

Of course it wouldn't last.

It started with a tug on his earring. A gentle tug as a warning, then a more insistent one. Billy's humming trails off. He waits patiently.

But the tiny doesn't say anything.

Billy turns his head just slightly, barely an inch. He has no hope of seeing the tiny on their current perch. He can feel them shift against his neck, however.

"What, you need somethin'?"

They're shifting again. And if they weren't right next to his ear, he wouldn't hear their hesitant breath. Hitched slightly as if debating whether to ask for something potentially embarrassing. Billy can almost imagine them squirming with indecision. Almost like-

"Oohh" There's a chuckle in his voice. The tiny squeaks as thick fingers wrap around them and lift them off their perch. "I know exactly what you want." He lowers them to his chest, forcing them to look up at him. His giant face is all they can see. The grin on his face, the glint in his eyes. They're still close enough that when he speaks, his breath washes over them. "But I'm gonna make you work for it."

The tiny huffs and crosses their arms. Billy throws his head back with a cackle. "You don't believe me?" Giant eyes travel over the tiny, taking in their blush as Billy's tongue darts out to swipe across his lips. They can see the exact moment his eyes darken in understanding. "No, it's not that, is it."

Their stomach lurches as Billy lowers them, and suddenly they're being pressed to a wall of flesh. "You want this." A muffled gurgle clues the tiny in as to where they are. They inhale sharply as they're pressed in. "You're desperate for me to eat you. And it's killing you that I won't just do it." The stomach bounces with his laughter.

He takes out a small plate with some cubed cheese and cut up fruit. He's on his bed with a small table next to it to make it easier for them. They know the rules. Billy's gonna mess with them while they feed him, and if they get sucked in he won't swallow.

For the first half he has his head on the table. He opens his mouth wide to let them toss in a cube of cheese. A few pieces later he keeps his lips closed. He grins when the tiny presses a grape to his lips. Lips part just enough for the tiny to shove at the grape, stumbling forward in the process. Billy's lips immediately close around their arms, tight enough to keep them in place. Their head is pressed against him, they can hear the crunch as he chews, the audible swallow as the grape is sent down. Billy's lips loosen, and before they can get sucked in they rip their arms away. They stumble, trying not to fall, because they know Billy will be on them in a second if they do. Their face heats up as Billy exhales a laugh, mouth stretching into a cheeky grin. "Careful there."

Three pieces later Billy flicks their chin with the tip of his tongue, laughing when they fall back. He lets them get up, opening his mouth wide for the next piece. He jerks his head forward, forcing them to toss the cube into his maw and stumble back. Their head snaps up when his teeth close right where they were standing. There's a different hunger in Billy's eyes, mixed with pride. He hums softly, hand reaching up to gently grab them. "You've been doing such a good job. I think you deserve a reward."

They light up, only to have their hopes dashed at his coo. "Not yet. But I'll give you a preview." He lowers them, pressing them against his stomach with his entire hand. A finger at the back of their head practically buries them into it. They freeze up. Does he want them to squirm? Usually he does, but his fingers pin them completely and he doesn't like them tiring themselves out before the game is done. They get their answer when, with a jerk, Billy turns over. They're pinned to the bed, Billy's stomach pressing them into the mattress and encasing them in darkness. Their heart races.

Billy lets out a happy sigh, feeling his stomach settle around his tiny. They couldn't move even if they wanted to. With each breath the giant takes the stomach presses in just slightly. Distantly, they can hear his steady heartbeat. More prominent is the soft gurgles and groans. The tiny's breathing picks up. They love the noises Billy's stomach makes. And encased in darkness, surrounded by warmth, it's easy to imagine what it's like on the other side. They've been there before, and they want to be there again so badly. They miss it, and they think Billy misses it too. As if reading their thoughts, the stomach lets out a loud grumble, the flesh vibrating against them and the groan digging deep into their bones.

Billy keeps them pinned for a good ten minutes. He wants to continue their game soon, and he also knows how long to tease the tiny for the effect he wants. Slowly, he turns back over, laying on his side to watch. The tiny blinks against the light, and when their eyes adjust they're wide. The room is suddenly colder without the warmth of Billy's belly. It's too quiet. They had gotten lost in the sounds. The need to be on the other side comes back stronger. Billy will give them all the time they need to get up, but they're impatient. They push themselves up on shaky legs, looking a little lost. Their eyes are level with Billy's stomach, and they slowly travel up to meet the giant's big blues. He's staring at them, eyes soft and smile knowing. "I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did... Ready for round two?"

Billy is kind enough to put them back on the table. His finger travels down their cheek and side, a small reassurance through touch. They lean into it and send him a just as reassuring smile. They're enjoying the game as well. Billy smiles back.

Round two consists of Billy on his back, the tiny having to traverse over his face to get to his mouth. There's a lot more risk, so Billy waits until they're sure of their footing to mess with them. His mouth twitches, and a few times they almost fall into his mouth. The next two pieces are tossed in without a hitch, but for the third piece Billy's tongue darts out and laps at their ankle.

They slip, dragged into his mouth up to their knee. Their startled yelp tells Billy that it wasn't intentional, and he grins. They've gotten so good at their little game that slip ups like this were rare. He can feel their miniscule attempts to take their leg back, their hands on his cheek to keep from getting dragged in. He sucks, taking them in up to their mid thigh, but as his tongue travels up to draw them in more they manage to slip out. They kick in an attempt to get away quicker, tumbling off his face and onto his pillow. Billy sits up to check on them and, seeing that they're okay, genuinely pouts.

He props himself up on his elbow. Giant eyes the size of their head travel over them. They don't look too tired, just winded. Taking in their wide eyes expression, Billy decides that he's made them wait long enough. He reaches down, brushing his thumb down their arm and watching their eyes widen. He carefully pinches the back of their shirt, lifting them up slowly and raising them over his face. "The food was delicious, but I think it's time for the main course."

He makes a show of licking his lips, knowing they liked watching it dart out and swipe across. His lips part just enough to allow them to slip in easily. They close around their chest, the plush cushions being the only thing holding them in place as the fingers let go. Billy lets out a low hum, eyes closed, and gently sucks the tiny in completely.

They lie limp, knowing from the game earlier that Billy didn't want them to squirm today. It was designed to tire them out a bit. And to be honest, they didn't feel like struggling today either. Their heartbeat picks up just slightly as they're battered around. Billy isn't really tossing them. He pins them, laps at them, drags his tongue over their face and front, but he isn't trying to show off. He's just tasting them. He takes his time, savoring the taste, pleased that his tiny is enjoying this as much as he is. He pins them to the roof and swallows the pooling saliva, letting out a happy hum. The tiny is a nice weight on his tongue, so eager to be sent down yet good enough to be patient about it.

One more round of tasting, and Billy puts a hand to his neck. He tilts his head back and swallows with an audible click. He can't help but trace the lump down his throat, feeling them being forced down behind his lungs and down into his stomach. He lets out an exhale when they land, a dumb smile on his face. His hand rests over them, the need to protect the precious cargo in his stomach manifesting through touch. He lets out a pleased sigh and runs his hand over his stomach. A warm feeling floods through his limbs.

The tiny shifts in his stomach, still blushing at the feeling of his throat kneading and pushing them down. The stomach is slick, but not too wet, nice and warm. The walls give slightly yet hold firm, like a weird mattress. It settles around the tiny as they get comfortable. It's still right now, but later it'll grind and knead at them, and they can't wait for that. It grumbled when they landed, pleased with their arrival, and now it lets out a small gurgle every so often.

They know Billy is lying in bliss, same as them. They also know Billy will keep them in for a while if they don't ask to be let out. The thought of staying here all night makes them shiver, but not out of fear. Billy lets out a soft hum every now and then, so happy to have his tiny tucked away, filling him up.

[dreamdropcompanions]

I think you misunderstood, I meant more of what their devices are like in your daydreams if that’s possible to answer

oohh i see!! yes yes our bad we misunderstood!!

okay so we've known what AACs were for the last couple years but before that our plushies in daydreams would write down what they wanted to say, until we learned more about AACs do they leveled up with devices, communication cards and binders/folders.

they're a bit similar to ours but could have unlimited possibilities. in our daydreams they have a main set id that makes sense? of communication boards. stuff like food they want, basic communication like yes no bathroom, conversation, asking for things like objects, games stuff like that.

it's colour coded to categories like a lot of AAC apps but some like Cheese just played around with the colours and theirs are colours for more them recognizing things that are important to them. like all the yellow ones are about Cheese.

yeah ours is similar to our own AAC though but there's a scroll option and a lot more things to say they just stay around what they're use to communicating though. there in our daydream words is a keyboard TTS feature, so if they have something more complicated to say they can't on their regular AAC. grammer is whatever in our daydream world so they don't usually need it but it depends on the plushie para we suppose

their AACs are colourful full of pictures and designs some we just found and used, others we made up in our head, some are even pictures of them in our art styles!

here's what the main of our AAC looks like to give an example of what theirs would look like. we chose our colours for whatever we wanted lol anyways hope that helps

[the-peddito-and-doise-show]

[CURRENTLY SOBBING HER EYES OUT]

OHMYGODHDH OOHH TMGN GOODDDD HUGGING GOLDEN PIZZABOY AND KISSING HIM ON THE FOREHEAD THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKTOUTHANKYOUTHAKYOU

Eigilante: “So, er… what the heck are we doin’ now?” “Oh, yeahhh! You guys have to come with us! After all, our place’s MUCH better than the white void!” “Yeahhh, I’m with my big bro with this one. After all, I bet it gets pretty boring looking at just one color everywhere you go! You guys have never watched such dazzling stunts I’m always up to! Ohoho~!” Doise Chan said. “We figured it-a was the best-a thing to do, especially since we did leave you guys a few decades ago… so why-a not make it-a up for it?” Gusto: “Well, I don’t-a know about you guys, but I’m already on board!” *Supportive Cement noises* Peeperman: “M-Me too! I-I’ve been trying to get into ne-new things lately, and I think over there would be a go-good start!” Eigilante: “Me three. I’m comin’ with ya peeps. After all, ya need the support that ya can get.” Peeperman: “Awww…” Nick: “Is kicking gum and chewing ass legal there?” “…You can try and find out, if you’d like!” Nick: “Heck yeah!” “Watch your fucking language.”

“Perhaps I wouldn’t mind joining you on your travels.”

“Aren’t you supposed to be in the middle between life and death or somethin’?”

“I suppose I am supposed to be there… but at this point, what is it even worth being there in the first place? It’s all dark there—plus, I hadn’t had this much excitement ever since I was just starting out. So, that is what I am doing.”

“Woo-hoo! More friends!”

Meister Stiff: “Not to ruin the fun or anything (since I’m hoping people over there are gullible enough to buy my DVDs that I’ve really wanted to get rid of), but how do we even get out of here? I mean, we’ve been stuck for several—” “We get it already. Several decades.” Meister Stiff: “…But, how exactly?” “Leave it to be, fools and simpletons alike! Prepare to be amazed by my crafts that are beyond—” “BEYOND THE CRUST OF HUMAN DREAMS. WE KNOW.” “…Urgh. I’ll just put the portal out there.”

POOF!

Eigilante: “…It was that easy?” Peeperman: “I-I mean, all of us who’ve been stuck here do-doesn’t have any magic here, y’know, Eigil?” Eigilante: “Ah, right.” “Alright, everyone! Hup, hup! Let’s go!”

—————————————————————

ZAP!

Finally, the gang came back to where they started—plus some new friends accompanying them as well!

Peeperman: “WH-WHAT AM I LO-LOOKING AT?!” Eigilante: “…Must be some kind of fancy-schmancy ‘wall design’, or somethin’ like that, peeps.” Meister Stiff: “I’m with Peeperman here.” Nick: “Okay, now where’s the gum I’ve gotta kick and the ass I’ve gotta chew here?” Jerome just started cleaning the floor for some strange reason, while Cement peacefully munched on some cheese that was left nearby. Gusto: “Guys, this-a place isn’t so bad!” Meister Stiff: “It’s the ONLY place that we’ve been to.” Gusto: “Oh, yeah, I forgot.”

“Well, as long as the walls are comfortable enough to be lying on, then I’m certainly pleased.”

“Soooo, what do you guys think?” Eigilante: “We like it, but we’re still pretty confused about… well, about everything!” “Don’t worryyy! We’ll get you guys accustomed here, and then we’ll host a BIG party! But first, this blog’s gotta get to 500 posts to do that!” Meister Stiff: “…What?” “That’s-a part of-a the explanation that you’re going to get.”

[spiderziege]

47, 66, and 80 for the ask game!

47) favorite type of cheese?

OOHH GOOD QUESTION. ive worked on goat dairy farms a few times so i always love goat cheese. there was that one cheese we made with fenugreek seeds and its so good. another one with dried tomatoes, olives & garlic. camembert is also good

66) favorite flowers?

hmm i like wildflowers! cornflowers, poppies, ox-eye daisies etc. i dont really have one favorite flower tho

80) earth tones or jewel tones?

jewel tones, i like everything colourful 👍

[lalacliffthorne]

oohh thanks for the tag @icey--stars 💕

tell three random facts about yourself

I can not sleep after and therefore hate watching horror movies.

I have a rather sensitive sense of smell (hi, mom's stinky cheese).

my eyes are dark blue with a small golden spot in one of them.

tagging @leafsandstarlight and anyone else who'd like to do it

[samurlwinchester]

oohh i see cheese oouuh ohh ooouuhh i see cheese on ur ask button dont mind if i dooo

📦 aw sick a new pet rat

[chuuyascumsock]

OH CHEESE ON A STICK IM SORRY ABT THAT

I literally woke up like “oohh i wonder is @chuuyassluttychoker answered my silly goofy little ask”

AND I CAME BACK TO LORE AND A HAREM??????

Also um ig i have to answer to some stuff

-what do i think abt that secret admirer?

->im fine with it???ig????

-the how do you do it master shifu thing(that was a hilarious comparison so thank you for that😭)

-> umm very loud music to drown out my self conscious thoughts ig?

And um i think thats it

ALSO I HOPE YOURE DOING OKAY AND IF ITS NIGHT FOR YOU I HOPE YOU HAVE THE SPICIEST,SAUCIEST DREAM, AND IF ITS MORNING I HOPE YOU HAVE THE SPICIEST OF ASKS and a really great day in general!

Please stay safe and slay safe!

-🧀

Cheese, I might be platonically in love with you, I love your vibes.

I hope you have a great day/night too and may you have the spiciest mechanic Chuuya dreams where he not only fixes your car but also fixes your insatiable thirst for ginger dick LMAO.

🥳

[moonpool-system]

Ask Game!

🌈- What are some common hobbies?

🌪️- What is the most liked food between everyone?

✨- Does anyone have a pet?

-Avril/Neds/Damein

So the funny part about this is that we just answered the first question in depth right here! So that's convenient ^-^ I forgot to mention that sparring is pretty big here too, but it's way more of a sport in our partner system's headspace.

What's the most liked food between everyone? - Hmmm that's actually a hard choice, everyone seems to have different favorites (leads to a lot of half eaten food) - we all have different styles of what we buy when we shop too, lol. I'd say fruit and dairy have to be the two most consistent things we eat? I don't know anyone in the system that flat out doesnt like either of those things (even Steven, whom went from vegan to vegetarian because of cheese LOL)

Does anyone have a pet? - Oohh so this has some fun stories to it! We have one system member perfectly comfortable with being called a pet, and that's Survivor - they're a fictive of the main character of Rain World (a beautiful and difficult game that started out as a survival simulator) and while they're sapient they quite definitely have Animal Creature Brain and act accordingly. They're a simple and sweet creature that likes pets and cuddles and only fronts to get us food or rarely play outdoors, they're pretty much the system's pet like how a pet is part of your family, and I love them a lot

As for the other story, okay so we have a fictive of Red Velvet from Cookie Run right? And the whole deal with this guy in canon is that he's a hybrid of a Cookie and a Cake, quite literally just another baked good cooked in the magical Oven, but even though a significant portion of them show blatant signs of sapience, the Cookies straight up see them as monsters. (YES this is canon. There're speciesism themes in CRK and thats not even the main theme. This is a cookie game why is its genre fantasy politics) So Red Velvet in canon, effectively bispecies and being caught between this, said fuck that and started using the Oven to make Cakes of his own. Most of them look like little puppies (Cake Hounds, highly recommend looking them up theyre so cute) and they're great, Red Velvet and his new companions dedicate their lives to fighting back. Cut to Red Velvet in the system, whom has the memories of all this, the lava tunnels running through the core of Celeste Mountain, and a genius mechanic also in the system - he ended up *making another oven* and spends most of his time baking new Cakes when he's not training. They now pretty much populate the innerworld as NPCs, all different types, and a ton of people in the city have them as pets.

Thanks for the ask!! ^^

[macluver69]

water & fireeeee smile

[Fire]: Who’s the better chef between you and your f/o? Do you ever cook together? If so, what’s your favorite dish to make? oohh well mac definitely cant cook . canonically he cannot cook at all and thats 100% true. even dennis (or charlie i cant remember) later said that all mac eats is energy drinks and mac and cheese :sob: harley i dont think is very GOOD at cooking either bc it takes so much of his energy and it is really really exhausting for him to do, and he just does .. not really care about it at all... but well reality is SOMEONE has to make dinner for them and it most likely would have ot be harley. i think him having to cook with nathan or mac around him just stresses him out more esp bc mac cannot cook and so now its just more shit to worry about

[Water]: What does a beach day with your f/o look like? Do you go swimming or check out the boardwalk? awwwww. mac loves playing in the ocean and swimming in the ocean and he would even just enjoy laying in a raft/floatie (for a little while)... i think harley also to an extent enjoys the ocean but well. he probably would enjoy more sitting on the beach and drawing or reading or something? nathan probably likes going in the ocean the very least out of the 3 of them if he likes it at all. i can imagine both nathan and mac enjoy going to the boardwalk too but with harley being me i cant imagine he especially WANTS to do that

pkmn themed self ship asks!