#(( dash shenanigans ))

[asexxxualauthor]

If you were a Dungeons & Dragons character, what would your stats and proficiencies be?

Not the idealized version of you, but you—right now, sitting on your couch, if you got dropped into the Forgotten Realms suddenly, what would you be good at?

[foxytonic]

Found a cute Halloween Picrew!

No pressure tags: @hyperdragon97 @illbringthechaosmagic @yoursaviourhasarrived @written1nthest4rs @runyou-clever-boy @eyes-like-the-night @nataly-lanier @ajarofpickledtears and anyone else who wants to

[tadcrodeoau]

"So what if there's some lunatics on the loose. That doesn't mean it'll affect all the way down here, right?"

"....."

"..It doesn't mean that it'll affect way down here, Right..?"

[wigmund]

[ablinkntime]

Yes, she's hungover again.

No, she's not listening to Kurt this time.

Lesson learned.

[solusprime]

“I am certain I saw somewhere a human made some kind of soup with a gun. It can be done can it not?”

[timetoprey]

“…. Oh sure Sinners get to eat the cherubs… “

[themosthatedbeingmoving]

He’s staring at a brightly colored box trying to remember if this was the box he put his secret stash of trail mix in or .. the spider-rat poison he made to get rid of the pests .

“Well only one way to find out ~” he goes to eat what’s in the box.

[helreginn]

WOAH We're HALF WAY THEEEEEERREEEEEEEE

[viciousrocket]

His phone is now destroyed, and he's off to go request an replacement, and if he figures out who typed that out, they are dead.

[themosthatedbeingg]

“Wait… Ozzie did we actually make that toy ??? I thought it didn’t get past the prototype..” he haaad been super drunk when they made it .

[ash-muses]

This has been in my drafts forever now

We love dash magic in this house

[foxytonic]

What Slutty Halloween Costume Are You?

Tagged by: No one, I found it in a Game Grumps video lol

Tagging: @nataly-lanier @yoursaviourhasarrived @hyperdragon97 @illbringthechaosmagic @runyou-clever-boy @written1nthest4rs @eyes-like-the-night and anyone who wants to do this

[sinnersinresidence]

Raise your hand if your muse has ever been personally victimized by Kas’ Lucifer (and by victimized I mean hit on)

[faultfindingfirebot]

“EX-fragging-SCUSE ME?!?! I know I did NOT just hear the ‘advice’ I thought I heard!!!”

[ablinkntime]

@mouthymercx0x0 replied to your post “"How about no!"”:

"Don't make me come off there and kiss you and touch ya ears."

"Kisses are fine but the ears are off limits unless you're gonna follow through.​"​