#(( HEHEHEHEHE ))

[sunshinemayhem]

There’s something to be said, that even after twenty years, Penelope looks out the window, sees a storm, and says, ah yes, that must be my darling husband, pissing off the gods.

[j-restlessgeek]

@rockingpeeble

An Update to the whole "I'm married to James Bond" because...

Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited

Like.... Hugh is a menace

[otiksimr]

Ditto.

[ratwizz]

Alice Dyer icon of a generation

[champagne-problems-ate]

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS

⭑ caitlyn making you read a book while she eats you out.

she was sitting on the floor, with your legs on her shoulders, and her mouth latch onto your pussy. slurping up all of your yummy juices. the book you were holding was the last of you worries. even if you could, the words on the page were far too blurry in your eyes to read.

stutter after stutter came out of you, as caitlyn played with you. she was enjoying this a bit too much. watching you struggle to read while she was toying with you, teasing you so you’d have to restart the same sentence over and over again. “the-the…” you moan before you even have time to see the next word written upon the page.

“cait….”

“caitlyn…” you whimpered. gripping the book in your hands hard. looking down in between your legs, to see her already looking up at you, while she sucks on your clit.

“i don’t think that’s what the book reads, silly girl.” she pulls away from your dripping cunt for a moment to speak. “go on, read.”

now, she was pulling your bottom closed to the edge of the bed, hooking her arms around your hips. and she dives head first back into your pussy. and as soon as you feel her swipe her tongue over the bare, sensitive, skin of your pussy, you practically yelp. you feel her tongue enter your hole, deep. “i-i can’t—nughh..”

you let your hands drop the book and instead, grab onto caitlyn’s hair, yanking it hard and pulling her further into you.

caitlyn can’t even speak, she can’t pull away from the tight grip you have on her hair. manipulating her head to stay in between your tights. “right there, yes.” you exhale, as you feel yourself cum all over caitlyn’s tongue. you hadn’t even realized you were holding your breath, but i guess you were. from all this overstimulation, making you read, while she devoured your cunt. it was all too much for you to handle.

you let go of caitlyn’s hair, your chest rising up and down, as you struggle you catch your breath. you let your back fall flat against the bed. and all of a sudden you feel kisses on your inner thigh, and a big long sloppy kiss on your clit. “i’m not done yet. and i won’t be until you can read that whole chapter with me down here. got it?”

© opt1mistic

[koolaidashley]

Clingytello ATTACK

[angelcake10023]

Welcome Home….

You get no context for this LOL at least not yet

[nightingaletrash]

...so can I keep this or...?

okay but hear me out. Caterina offering that ring to Lucanis for him to propose with, and while part of him is thrilled that she'd give away the mark of her favour to Rook, another part remembers that this ring was worn by his mother when she died. Remembering the blood encrusted around the opal and knowing it's her's.

Lucanis refusing the ring because they came for his mother and they came for him, and that ring will invited them to come for Rook too.

[mushtoons]

so @trinketbug gave us this idea from tiktok and we kinda went crazy lmaoo

[willowser]

once you and katsuki discover you're expecting, you agree to keep it to yourselves for a little while.

you can't hide forever, but you want the chance to bask in the excitement of what's to come, together, away from outside eyes prying in. and you do: there's an immediate difference in the way you touch each other, how often, with katsuki even shifting coverage for patrol just so he can cling to your side for an extra day or two. it's like a honeymoon, almost, and you take the time to enjoy it like one.

but of course he wants to tell his parents as soon as he can, though he doesn't outright admit it; as soon as you start pushing the boundary of your waistband, he finds time in his schedule to see his dad—and then mitsuki makes time for him to see her.

katsuki tells toshinori next, who becomes quite emotional at the sight of your ultrasound, which in turn makes katsuki surprisingly emotional, too. there's much that they say and even more that they don't, but it's all communicated, regardless.

and lastly—he has to tell his nerd-ass friends.

it happens on one of their bi-monthly outings—that katsuki has consecutively been skipping for a little while, for obvious reasons. and it's like the minute he sits down in his seat and orders his food and one beer, everything he'd planned to say dissolves in his head.

despite wanting to keep quiet, he's been trying to plot out his announcement to these exact shit heads since the moment you found out. it's just so personal, and even after everything, katsuki's still discovering how to share those parts of his life with others, still coming to terms with the fact that he wants to.

he'd considered doing it slowly, rather than all at once in front of all of them, but he very quickly realized how terrible of a plan that was; deku would not physically be able to contain such knowledge in his body for any period of time, kirishima is a notorious fucking gossip, and if shouto had given him some kind of shit ass, wrinkled-nose look, he would have had to howitzer him through a building.

so he just says it, because he's never really been one for subtlety.

right after everyone's received their food and started to take their first bites, denki makes a point to ask,

"how's things with your honeybun, kacchan?"

and normally he'd have a fit at the nickname, but instead he hears bun and feels his stomach flip like it does when he remembers, when silly little things remind him of what the two of you have made together, and into his food, he simply says,

"we're havin' a baby."

the expected silence falls over all of them, save for the scaping of utensils against katsuki's bowl. he's damn good at feigning nonchalance, but food is getting stuck in his throat and his heart is beating so hard that he can hear it deep in his eardrums. of course he knows, but it dawns on him again, how overrun he is with excitement.

across the table, denki takes his turn to speak again. "you're...what?"

and then the whole room is erupting into a mass of chaos, moving in pieces like a riot of unrefined children, and even though he's being hounded with a million questions and being shaken around by his shoulders and some of these assholes are crying—katsuki graces them all with a big, fat grin.

[gaybuttyogurt]

eat your garlic, boy

[child-of-the-vast]

Eh. Worst that happens is we die right? Thats what I’m supposed to say I think. Maybe it cares more than me. I dunno. It doesn’t have much self preservation most of the time though honestly

we ll. uh. sen se yo u wer e a bi t of a he lp. yea h so sh es no t my mo m an ymore.

I'm sorry, kid. That sucks. I wish things could've gone better with her.

[dragonfruitflamb3]

Beep boop babow

I'll do an actual photoshoot another time

[mossy-chaos]

THE CHAOS SNAIL IS ON EACH OF THE POSTERS IN THE PERMIT OFFICE

I love this

After a hot minute of not seeing the snail they finally appear again in the form of being on motivational posters in the permit office hehehe

just look at the little guy

[greedy4tix]

I didn't 'get it' from anywhere, I grew the thing myself! Or are you talking about the materials I used to grow it, or...? You have to be a little more clear!

Soooo... I followed Hatred's advice, grew a human body, took a few (a lot of) shortcuts, yadda yadda yadda- all it needs is some touching up, and then I'm going to test it out!

I'm super excited!! I could probably trick more people into giving me money if I look like a human!

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

love is when you try to make it out alive <3