#('ok' sdfsdfsdf)

[mercymaker]

You are perfect, every time.

[respondedinkind]

@paramounticebound gets a random starter from me because reasons!

Something must have gone wrong somewhere along the lines.

Ka'anh had managed to reach the hangar - managed to fight his way through dozens of his own kind, sent after him to catch the fugitive and make him suffer for the consequences of not being enough - and even reached one of the many shuttles; How his body still carried his weight at that point he didn't dare to question.

Perhaps he'd just been blessed with an impossible large amount of luck, allowing him to close the doors and start the shuttle before the military was able to catch up with him - he doesn't believe in luck, and yet there's no other reason that explains how he even got out, away into the universe, the darkness of space.

But where luck brought him away from his planet, misfortune decided to intervene, it seemed. The last thing he remembers are the blinking lights of his vessel, alarms blaring from left and right, his shuttle getting shaken and pulled on by forces he'd never experienced before.

A bright light, and then...

A grunt escapes him, followed by a moan that comes from somewhere deep within his core; Pain shoots through him like a bullet, from head to toe and back up, and he squeezes his eyes shut as the taste of sand infiltrates his mouth.

Ka'anh's here, all of a sudden. Somewhere else, somewhere he hasn't been before, stumbling away from his crashed shuttle into the nothingness of what seems to be a vast desert ahead. The wind is merciless, but at least it's breathable; His body burns from the scorching heat, his heart racing due to blood loss and the injuries he's sustained both from his previous escape and the crash on this foreign planet.

A mixture of sweat and blood drips along the curve of his forehead, into his eyes - he blinks it away, spits crimson into the orange sand and continues to move forward... one step at a time. One, one, one, one...

He's alone, he guesses, lost somewhere where there's only the horizon visible at the edge of the world. But then he spots something else... something that looks equally as destroyed as his own vessel, most likely crashed in a similar fashion he has hours ago.

There's a body lying in the sand, on its stomach, close to the mountain of ripped steel. Ka'anh is armed, thank god he thinks, and pulls his bio-coded gun as he steps closer. One step at a time...

The image in front of his eyes turns triple from the pain and he grunts, but keeps standing. His nostrils burn, his body close to giving up, but he has to... he has to---

The gun is pointed at the foreign body, the head that's turned away from him. Raven hair is all he sees, no features, nothing that can tell him whether the other individual is even alive. How did this person end up here, he wonders - and why did their ship went down so close to my own...?

"---Tra!" (Hey), Ka'anh shouts after a while - the harsh wind swallows his voice, so he clears his throat, coughs and spits before repeating himself: "Tra, eiqe!" (Hey! You!)

He wonders if the other is alive - whoever that person is. Appears to be male, that's all he can tell, judged by the shape of the body, but... there's not much else he can work with - not unless he steps closer. He won't, not yet.

[kryptidkat]

i can’t draw for crap but i can’t get this idea out of my head

[mrfunnybone]

There's a misshapen packet mix cake, soggy from an abundance of blue icing, left for him. Somebody has utilized navy to ice a wobbly 'Happy Birthday Sans,' and white to also blob some questionable looking stars(?) around the message. There is also a hand drawn card depicting a cool girl in a striped shirt and a decrepit looking skeleton together. Inside: "You SUCK. But SUMTIMES, you're cool and one of my favorite people. Maybe. Don't tell anyone I said that. Have a gud day old man :) Olivia. x"

    “heh.” 

    Sans hadn’t been gone from his station for very long. He wondered if the kid had been lurking nearby, just waiting for him to step away so she could leave her gifts in secret. Knowing Olivia, that was probably exactly how it went. 

    The bright blue icing on her cake was melting even in the snowy weather. She had probably put the frosting on before the cake had a chance to cool all the way. It pooled into little globs on his sentry station, but Sans didn’t mind one bit. He looked at the little card left behind. Olivia was getting better at the art thing; she’d gone from stick figures to actual poses, judging from how she had Sans likeness crouched over a walker. He mildly considered looking into some drawing classes for her.

    Inside the card was a penciled-in note and a little drawn smiley face. Sans grin softened and he let out a gentle huff of amusement. He grabbed a bit tape still stuck to an old flyer and used it to pin up the kids drawing, right above his very official name sign. Place of honor and all that. 

    The cake had finally stopped melting. White eyelights gave it a glance and Sans swiped a bit of icing on his fingertip to try. It was incredibly sweet. Too sweet. But then he picked off the icing and tried a bit of the cake part, and really, that was pretty tasty. He decided to save the rest of it, just in case Olivia ending up coming over with Toriel that night. 

    She really was a good kid. 

[dailyjeons]

hello @ jungkook out there lookin like my boyfriend??

[despcsyni]

I remembered Yes Man existed. Thanks 2008. John is the best Yes Man.

[infcrtunii]

" I am just making you stronger. " And permanently stuck at the bathroom, probably.

❝Don’t make me laugh. What’s next, me jumping in front of a train for you?❞

[lokh]

wanted 2 try the contact lenses i got ☆ [they/them]

[cnnamonrolls]

welcome to: how well do you know your friends' keysmashes pt. 1

so anyway i just realized i know how to keysmash in some of my mutual's ways. im just great like that /j

first off we have @wherearetheplants with the Ss and the Js and the Ds and the Ks and the As and some more Ss! so like. sjkdjaks

next we have @nicola-writes with the Gs and the Ls and the Ss and the Hs sometimes and the Js and Ds. so like SGHLSJKSGL

*thinks of more people*

AHH next we have @vraecchio with the Hs and Ds and uhhhh Js. so like hdhjdjd. but tbh it depends

alsooo @nicecream-gay and @snaxle ^_^ both keysmash like. with Ds and Ss and Fs in like a pattern so like SDFSDFSDFS

ok i am tired and sleepy good night tunbkr

[mayakern]

i had the same experience!! i read monster pop for ages, had followed you cos of your cute skirts for ages and just… NEVER FIGURED IT OUT??. i only realised it after the comic ended, woe. i could have sent you so many monster pop asks ;-; peak dumbass behaviour

sdfsdfsdf it’s ok friend!! you can still send me monsterpop asks if you want, tho i won’t have the answers as on hand as i would have 3 years ago

[hcko]

💳 ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ

trainer cards ! || accepting.

  We’ve talked about Luka’s team a little bit so I tried to incorporate things you wanted !!

[land-of-brains-and-chocolate]

DID YOU READ THE NEW SYM SPIDEY

I DID though i don’t know that it would warrant all-caps. what a strange little ride.

really not sure what’s up with 1) part of the symbiote being independently sentient - i can see it biologically but man you’d think this would’ve come in handy before - oh wait, did the symbiote never do it again because it was scared the piece of it would abandon it again??? sdfsdfsdf

2) why did the piece of it abandon it and want to kill spider-man - i’ve theorised that memory and personality are stored throughout the body so i guess it could’ve split off into exactly the part that resents denigrating itself and/or has trouble with authority coming even from itself but, hm

3) why did it just suddenly come back then. i guess just because it was scared. gonna return to mama. and mama’s fucking pissed

god i do love spider-man-shaped symbiote

REALLY not sure what’s up with mysterio being like “i hope that costume kills him” and felicia being like “lol ok i will do absolutely nothing about this”

at the end of the day it did not wrong me as i feared. they actually did not change the conceit of the alien costume arc. that’s a win

[respondedinkind]

" you don't scare me. " / from Carol Marcus over at @daretr3ks

The way she speaks those words out into the air between them - you don't scare me - causes a hint of amusement to bubble up behind a firm sternum; Khan's clear gaze, which had briefly averted seconds ago, trails back to Carol's own about a second later, accompanied by a hint of a knitted brow and a quiet exhale of breath.

---Assessing her. Wondering. Contemplating, even.

"As long as you don't give me a reason to scare you, Miss Marcus..." That name leaves a bitter taste at the back of Khan's tongue, an oily residue sticking to the roof of his mouth, "...I don't see a reason for why I would attempt to do that."

Even though much people claim he is - Khan actually is not a monster, after all. He can be, if he needs to, but... he'd prefer to not be one, for the matter.

"And since you certainly don't scare me either, we seem to be in agreement here."

Nimble fingers reach for one of the two freshly poured cups of coffee... and then he holds it out for the lady to take, offering it to her.

@daretr3ks

[mercyofficial]

i was cheering on spitfire, glads, and shanghai so hard last night that i think i jinxed them sdfsdfsdf i was really excited to see spark play though and im officially adding them to my favorite team list

its ok we all gotta caster curse a little sometimes LOL spark are great though ria’s bombs are singlehandedly gonna make me a fan

[artdevi-remix]

🎉🎁Feliz cumpleaños atrasado nene :'0🎁🎉que te la atas pasado súper bien en tu día x3 ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️

dnfskjfsn muchas gracias chica!!!!!! por fin alguien me dice boy!!(?) ok ya sdfsdfsdf  claro

[yddaw]

Ok. Maybe if I play PlanCo until like.... 10am I'll like..... have enough serotonin to like.... function sdfsdfsdf 🥴🤪