#(💭) shitpost

[aliens-and-the-earth]

I love this meme so much it’s not even funny :33

[muttsona]

[ifangirlalot]

Y'all remember when Ticci Toby's creator decided they hated the waffle headcanon so much they came back from the dead just to say that um actually Toby actually hates waffles so uhhhh that's not canon actually and you're all dumb </3

Cuz I do. Shit was wild.

Bro was upsetti spaghetti about some waffles and a fun headcanon.

[tireddovahkiin]

Rare moment of me and Jogo (attemtping) getting along for once.

Genesis looks so smug I fucking hate them so much ugly creature /lie

Jogo please don't blow up Jogo (what a twink tho💀😂) .. NONONONO WAIT- *explosion*

(by @rabbitcyclops BRO IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU FOR THIS SJDGSJGSDG)

[kanakambaram]

I miss being known for the letter I wrote to that Old woman who died

[1-800-luvmail]

guys im gonna be completely honest idgaf abt jacob elordi HOWEVER... hear me on this hc: könig would sit like him.

he's not ashamed of his massive height and the amount of space he takes up, BUT— whether intentionally or unintentionally— könig sits like he's dainty. point it out and he'll get defensive becuz he's just trying to be comfortable.

will end up hyper aware of his sitting habits if anyone points it out, which will cause him to shift position every so often. spoilers: it still looks like he's sitting like hes petite (｡・・｡)

[faunabel]

i would cradle veneziano in my mouth the same way a pelican cradles its food before consumption

[millkywite]

Thank you so much everyone. I hope i can keep doing things you all like in the future.

[yang4ever]

𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ ⋅ ୨୧ 𝐼 𝐻𝒜𝒯𝐸 𝒞𝒜𝒩𝒱𝒜𝒮!!! ₊˚ʚ 🎀 ₊˚✧ﾟ

[bozo9000]

thinking thoughts rn

[sl0ppygw]

My imprisonment on this world-

will continue for an unknown score,

but I am a slave to no man

only to the earth which created me.

So starkly I remember when I entered this world of thought,

yet so far is that from now.

Life as I see is a fire.

My fire will die, but when it does…

I will shift through the ashes of my inferno…

whether it destroys, or brings light.

[aliens-and-the-earth]

Thanks YouTube 🙏😍 /sar

[muttsona]

like just to be clear . mizumono is absolutely just hatefucking

[kanakambaram]

I was not put on this earth to remember so many passwords.

[journalofabird]

Seeing the good in all people close to me,

No matter how far apart they drifted from me.

It's like the last bite of chocolat, that brings you everlasting pain in your stomach,

It's like the last bit of alcohol, that let's you vomit it all out of your brain.

The overthinking tends to be the only constant staying true to myself.

My mind is more than I am.

I'm drowning and I can't save myself,

But I will not dare to take anyone's hand.

What if I pull them down?

Myself can never become their burden.

I'll drift away again, telling myself it's the way to go.

There's nobody stopping me.

[matryosika]

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to write a series about corruption (it would be the main theme —it would start off with reader's character being a virgin, and it would evolve into the character exploring sexuality along with the male character)... Who do you think fits the role the most? (for the male character)