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[sweetsparadise]

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[ceresun]

𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐎𝐄.

It seems as if Rosie’s new assistant has caught the eye of the one and only radio demon..

pairing : alastor x fem! reader

extra : fem! reader ⟡ word count - 0.6k⟡ reblogs are greatly appreciated and encouraged! ⟡ alastor is probably a bit ooc and it might be cringe ⟡ also reader is a doe :3 ⟡

“Y/N, DARLING!” ROSIE YELLS OUT from the counter. Working at the Emporium alway called for restocks of a variety of things at every hour, ranging from fresh ankles to the classiest of hats. Walking over to the counter, you wonder what Rosie would have you restocking this time.

“Let me guess, it’s the gowns this time?” You ask playfully, not yet having noticed the peculiar man to the right of your manager.

Rosie looks confused before shaking her head and bringing attention to the man by her side. “No, no, darling! No need for restocks on the gowns just yet. I wanted you to meet one of my dear old friends!” She says, bringing your attention to the smiling man. “Now, where are your manners, Alastor? Introduce yourself!” She teases.

“Ah, yes, how could I forget my manners. I am Alastor, pleasure to meet you, darling doe!” He introduces, his almost sinister grin never leaving his face.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you too. I’m Y/N, one of Rosie’s assistants here at the Emporium!” You say with a joyful smile, sticking out your hand to shake hands with him.

He instead grabs your hand in his, and presses a soft kiss onto it. Rosie giggles, watching the two of you interact before teasing Alastor. “Well aren’t you quite the gentleman! Don’t go around stealing my employees, now! Then we’d have a problem.”

“Don’t you worry your pretty little head, Rosie. Besides, your darling doe would be in great hands! Isn’t that right, doe?” He asks, smiling down at you.

You stutter, not knowing what to say. They both chuckle before a customer approaches and taps your shoulder, trying to get your attention. You turn around and ask if they needed anything.

“Yes, I was wondering if you could show me where the beautiful scarves are? I saw them around here last week and can’t seem to find them anymore..” They ask.

You agree to help them and take them over to where the scarves were, leaving Alastor and Rosie to talk by themselves. Rosie turns towards Alastor and asks, “Now, be serious, have you seriously taken an interest in her? Or is this some weird thing you’re playing at?”

“It truly wounds me to hear these accusations my dear Rosie! I do think she is quite an interesting thing as much as you may not believe it, it’s true.” Alastor responds, placing his hand on his chest, feigning his feelings of hurt.

“Yes, well it seems that I have to get back to working. It was nice seeing you here again, Alastor! Till next time, dear!” She says before turning around and making her way behind the counter and starting to take orders.

Alastor sees you around the corner of the shelves and makes his way over to you. “Well hello there, doe!” He says, sneaking up behind you and startling you.

You jump, not expecting him to appear out of nowhere. “Is there something you need help with?” You ask softly.

“Can I not talk to my dear doe without needing something?” He teases before continuing. “I just wanted to say my goodbyes to you. Is that so wrong?” He jokes before ruffling your hair, making your ears flop around a bit.

“Oh, in that case goodbye then, Alastor. It was a pleasure meeting you!” You respond, smiling softly towards him.

“Please, the pleasure is all mine. I must be going along now. Don’t miss me too much!” He teases, grinning widely. “Till next time, darling doe.”

© ceresun >ᴗ< -> my works are not to be translated or reposted without permission!

[akakris10]

if I ever stop liking theresa I think you should just put me down respectfully

[alastorss]

Hi I hope you're having a good day/night ! I was wondering do you have any thoughts about Alastor and the orange peel theory ? 🤭

hellooo!! i hope you're having a wonderful day/night as well! <3

i have... many many thoughts about alastor 🤝

i think if you asked him to peel you an orange, he would do it without hesitation. he wouldn't even bother asking why you wanted him to peel it for you either. i've said it before but i truly think acts of service are alastor's (queerplatonic) love language and showing you that he cares through these actions are just second nature to him—he doesn't even have to think about it. he's confident that you have no doubts that he's devoted to making you happy

of course if you asked him if he cared about you straight up, he would do his best (and probably fail) to express it in words. he's not good with being vulnerable like that

also if he did end up asking you why you wanted him to peel it, you'd never hear the end of it. he'd tease you about it but also in the back of his mind be fumbling because he's trying to remember what he could have done to make you think he didn't care

[lovedrruunk]

‘Girl Next Door Masterlist [HIATUS]

In which Joel plays cupid in order to help a hopeless Ellie win over the cute girl next door.

[silly awkward Ellie x fem reader!]

A/N!!!; this wasn’t intended to be a modern AU but I’m writing it in a way so that it can technically be read as one :3 I’m gonna be writing Ellie and Joel in my own way so if they’re a bit ooc sry not sry!

Chapters will be one shot style with each one following its own story.

★ Prologue; “Ain’t lesbians s’pposed to date girls?”

★Chapter 1; “It's just sugar.”

★ Chapter 2; “Coffees the way to a heart.”

★Chapter 3; "Flower symbolism and all that."

☆Chapter 4; coming… IDK WHEN 💔💔💔

[j3nnix]

<3

[merakiui]

Since Rollo's Card was just released on ENG:

If you have time could you do "Cum," "Position," and "Fantasies" for Rollo from the NSFW Ask game??

- Humble Rollo Simp

🤝 we are both but humble Rollo simps.

(nsfw asks)

cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?

Not very long, actually. He's a repressed virgin, so the minute he sinks even just an inch into your hole he's ready to come undone. He's incredibly sensitive and so horny, and the tight grip you have on him isn't helping his restraint. Rollo's a Freak™ and in my mind he prefers cumming on any part of your body that isn't inside just because he has this weird view that you ought to be kept pure until after marriage. He's quick to bend these rules and preferences to suit his own warped logic, and he reasons that if he doesn't cum inside before the two of you are happily married then you're still perfectly pure.

However, once he (accidentally) cums inside, he can't resist doing it again. >_< it's not his fault that in God's plan he made the Devil (good hole) so much stronger than man. And of course he loves it when you cum on his cock or fingers. Watching your face scrunch in pleasure, your lips parting with a sweet moan, all while you clench around him and climax....... he burns the salacious imagery into his mind forever, but it isn't like he'll have to worry about forgetting it if he has you unraveling on his cock every other night. :)

positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don't like?

I feel like he drools over missionary solely because it's very intimate for him. To be so close to you, pressed chest to chest, to hold you in his arms and connect his hips with yours, to have your legs wrapped around his waist, to be able to kiss your forehead, your lips, your cheek, all over your face, to bury his face in your neck, to feel your arms loop around his neck, nails sinking into his shoulders,,, and of course it's a position that allows for mating press when you're folded into it. >:D he can think of no better position than missionary. It's so sweet and wonderful.

Hear me out on this one,,,, if you've ever seen Heinrich Lossow's "The Sin".......... that same position with Rollo and you're in place of the nun,, fucking you while a gate separates the two of you....... I think this kind of scene is perfect for Rollo and darling. <3 it's definitely an inspiration for him the next time he fucks you.

fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?

SO MANY!!!! This man's head is full of fantasies. What hasn't he imagined? He wants to do everything under the sun and moon with you. He wants to be the pen between your lips, the clothes you wear, the mattress you sleep on, the fingers you pleasure yourself with... behind that stoic expression of his are dozens of lewd thoughts. It's very likely these have all remained thoughts and that he hasn't acted on any of them, but he does ponder them often when his mind drifts.

[pink-glitter]

31 days of agere stimboards! <3

♥︎ 1.) based on yourself!

♥︎ 2.) your pet(s)!

♥︎ 3.) your favorite color!

♥︎ 4.) your favorite holiday!

♥︎ 5.) your favorite animated show!

♥︎ 6.) your favorite disney princess!

♥︎ 7.) bathtime!

♥︎ 8.) your favorite kind of toys!

♥︎ 9.) summertime!

♥︎ 10.) your favorite sanrio character!

♥︎ 11.) your favorite animal crossing villager!

♥︎ 12.) your favorite pokémon!

♥︎ 13.) your favorite flavor!

♥︎ 14.) crayons or markers? you choose!

♥︎ 15.) your favorite dinosaur!

♥︎ 16.) your favorite kind of fidget toy!

♥︎ 17.) springtime!

♥︎ 18.) your favorite kids’ book!

♥︎ 19.) your favorite thing to drink!

♥︎ 20.) your top three favorite animals!

♥︎ 21.) your favorite super mario character!

♥︎ 22.) your favorite dog breed!

♥︎ 23.) wintertime!

♥︎ 24.) your favorite video game!

♥︎ 25.) bedtime!

♥︎ 26.) your favorite fruit!

♥︎ 27.) your favorite bug/insect!

♥︎ 28.) autumn!

♥︎ 29.) your favorite sea creature!

♥︎ 30.) a day at the park/playground!

♥︎ 31.) your favorite activities/hobbies!

[jlepixie]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ I shine but like a moon ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

╰ ୨ Bill when you sit on his lap ୧ ╯

༶⋆˙⊹｡⋆ʚ♡⃛ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

"and I'm saying that we could start with a different song this time" the band had a meeting for the upcoming concert, everything was going so well, everyone had great ideas, now they just had to decide on a few. you were actually just getting there, bringing coffees for them and yourself. "I think that changing a little the order of the songs would be entertaining for the fans" you said and saw how the others shook their heads in agreement. after handing the coffee to Tom, Gustav and Georg you went to your boyfriend to give him the cup as well "thanks love" Bill said with a bright smile on. smiling at him and not thinking too much of your actions, you made yourself comfortable on his lap, paying attention to the boys conversation. Bill got shaken up by you and the sudden move, he was grateful you were not facing him because now his face was all red. Bill didn't wanted the boys to see him blushing so he buried his face into your shoulder whispering "that was a surprise, I have one for you as well tonight". now your face was the one blushing. Bill's head was still on your shoulder and one of his hands traveled to your waist to keep you closer to his body. you didn't mind that too much, you were enjoying the contact as well as Bill. the meeting went grate and Bill just agreed to anything at this point, his mind went way too far and all he wanted was to get into his room with you.

╰ ୨ Tom when you sit on his lap ୧ ╯

༶⋆˙⊹｡⋆ʚ♡⃛ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Tom wasn't looking forward to get to this interview, he was tired and stressed with the tour. all he wanted was to enter his hotel room and enjoy his girlfriend company. behind the cameras were you sitting and watching how the record was going, waiting patiently for the brake. the girl who interviewed the band was asking some personal question to them and making it a bit uncomfortable, so with a sign made by Bill, the director shout "cut, we will take a small brake" not waiting any longer the band got up and gave you heads up that they were heading to the couches. "when I talked with the director I specifically said not to be asked that" Bill said angry. they weren't that happy about it and you decided not to make it worse. "come here babe" Tom gestured to his lap for you to go and sit on it. silently you didn't waited any longer because, as him, you were craving for his touch. sitting on Tom's lap was something you two did often in public, it was more or less like a comfort thing for both of you. he gave you a small kiss on your lips and you smiled brightly at him. his hands travelled to your thighs and caressed gently to them, squeezing occasionally. "can't wait to finish here" he whispered for only you to hear "we will feel much better when we get to be alone" now with a smirk on. your face got heated up, you hoped for the other to not hear what Tom was saying, or to notice your red cheeks.

© 2023 jlepixie.  ─  please do not copy,  repost or translate any of my works on other platforms without my permission. 

[wonryllis]

this sunghoon was legendary god why does his english accent (when he's doing it serious lol) sound so fking hot and expensive and so boyfriend like yes he embodied the song kahsksnjs ahhhhh his voiceeeee so hottt "i'd like to be everything you want" sounds so so so so so soooo good YEESS PLSSS BE MY BOYFRIEND

[jazzitos]

♥︎ ❀᭢ 🪱 Everething is All About U ᜴꤬⠀ 🍥

[sweetsparadise]

[ceresun]

HQ!! MEN who bring you to their practices and make sure to look their absolute best when doing their stretches, knowing you’re looking. They make sure not to miss any block or pass, and never miss a single serve. HQ!! MEN who turn to you and point after they get an ace, knowing it’ll make you all embarrassed and shy <3.

HQ!! MEN who will have you as their helper when they’re working out. They’ll have you on their back when doing push ups, loving the challenge as well as hearing your giggles as you go up and down. Or, they’ll have you beneath them and they’d kiss you every time they go back down. HQ!! MEN who go slower than they normally would when you two are going on a run, not wanting to leave you behind :’(

— kuroo , BOKUTO , tanaka , terushima, ATSUMU , OIKAWA , noya.

© ceresun >ᴗ< -> my works are not to be translated or reposted without permission!

[superstxrrr]

My in-depth take on Sprout! (just a big ol infodump)

below cut!

* His passive (Overprotective) is basically a reflection on how he treats the other toons

* He hates when the others get into arguments which means HE has to step in since he’s technically a “mediator” (he’d rather not be included in any of it, but he just wants them to stop because it’s annoying)

* The one toons usually go to when they’re having disagreements because he has a better judgement than the others in a weird way

* Gardenview had a farm built specifically for him where he grows crops and raises certain animals

* In the show, he taught kids how to care for the different types of things there and showed how hard work always paid off

* Started baking with Cosmo because he was bored and antsy from being away from his farm (became a new favorite hobby of his, opened a diner in Gardenview because of it)

* Keeps his matching charm in his room instead of wearing it because he thinks it’s too precious to bring outside

* Has a country accent, but usually masks it unless he’s really annoyed

* Has occasional back problems from working his farm a lot (Cosmo volunteered to help him with farm-work if it meant Sprout could finally take a break from it)

* “Parents” the other toons (especially toodles) even if they’re older than him, he’s just worried that they’ll get hurt when they’re doing runs (or whatever they think they’re doing gameplay wise)

* Tore up his scarf while running, but refuses to fix it (stubborn)

* Doesn’t think of his wellbeing first, only the others’ (which makes Cosmo VERY worried)

* When he catches a toon causing trouble, he scolds them while pulling their cheek (hair? whatever’s attatched to their head i have no idea)

* LOVES cooking, acts like a grandma when he hears that someone isn’t eating enough. He will stuff them with food until they have to physically run away from him

* Lowkey snarky

[alastorss]

HouseHusband Alastor who “forgets” to pack your lunch and just has to go in person to deliver your lunch. Checking out your coworkers to let everyone know you happily taken and ensuring no one even dreams of making a move. Taking you away for your lunch break

(And who knows? Maybe your 30 min break will stretch to a 50 min break? It can happen)

i raise you: house husband alastor who puts corny 1920s jokes written on sticky notes in your lunch bag because he knows they'll make you groan and smile

ANYWAY he so would purposefully "forget" to pack your things so he has a reason to come bother you in the middle of the day. he pretends not to be clingy but he is 🫶

[averydedicateduck]

Luke and Leia dressed as their parents, i think i'll do anidala dressed as luke and leia as well

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Guess who took almost a whole month to finish this drawing cause she got a color wrong and had a breakdow about it ┬┴┤(･_├┬┴