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courfeyracs-swordcane · 2 years ago

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Oh BOY!!!! Oh I love this diagnosis that’s 100% the kind of main character energy I would have let’s GO

I’m thinking now about what songs I would give to all my mutuals, and I have come to the conclusion that @courfeyracs-swordcane reminds me a great deal of my character Dmitri (brother of Casimir)

#continuing the diagnosis chain with the. human au version of my guy meter robobs #his name is Gage and he dropped out of FBI school bc he got sent to prison briefly for breaking into government buildings #while attending fbi school.#and got out to find his twin brother Max missing under. lightly suspicious circumstances. (he’s fine just living on some rich guy’s couch)#and IMMEDIATELY embarked on the world’s most legally questionable cross country road trip w Max’s best friend Ace #(freelance journalist and former intern for Gage’s best friend’s senator mom)#(gage. thought he was a bad influence the whole time but he’s kind of the only person he can rope into this)#(‘bad influence’ buddy the man is a double major grad student who works in the capitol and you have one eye and a lot of illegal weaponry)#(if anything YOU’RE the bad influence)#(he just doesn’t like him bc he found out he was in cop school and started calling him Metermaid and got Max doing it too)#(they wind up married. by the way.)#(also they don’t technically find max. he finds them. on accident.)(started an emo band w the rich guy and works at a preschool now)#that was. a lot of backstory sorry #anyway guy who likes to give off the vibe that he’s a very straitlaced Follow The Rules type of guy #and WILL get pissy at you if you don’t but also. this man has broken so many laws. he’s almost definitely killed at least one person #he’s never gotten a parking ticket tho and That’s What Counts #also he dresses exclusively in terrible patterned short sleeve buttondowns and black skinny jeans #he has a terrible platinum bleach job he did himself in a hotel bathroom and an eyepatch #he’s the stubbornest man alive #i love him

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