#(<- pathetically and cuntily)

[steelycunt]

do you have already some ideas for pride au s? i need to know what is going on in that blender that ur brain is. do u see him with high waisted levi’s and crop tops??? is he a total doormat for smiths enjoyer r??? i need to know more

hi omg yes! yes i do! s' deal is slightly different to r's, in that r has no parallel/does not correspond to any character in the original film, so i'm basically inserting him as a figure into the narrative (although as irrelevant as this is, to me he is. closest to bill nighy's cliff if cliff was a young man in the eighties xx), whereas s more or less fills the position that mark fills in the film. but other than that he is completely free 4 me to characterise and i think he will be so fun honestly! from the thoughts ive had so far hes sort of a mess of a guy at least to begin with. he is kind of moving at a hundred miles and hour + throwing himself into organizing this thing but if you were to slow him down and put him under a microscope hes uhhh. quite lost + lonely in a way. i expect it will not take him very long to become quite embarrassingly gone for r i think he will consider him the best thing since. sliced bread within hours of meeting him he is imagining them both as the two maidens of pompeii its. a really poor performance from him. he thinks r’s accent is sooo sexy every time he talks s is twirling his hair like omggggg. say that again or please elaborate please tell me more…please…..

also i am looking forward to dressing him up in fun outfits again because he is first and foremost my barbie i am just not sure what yet! i am not as familiar with the eighties as i am with the seventies in a lot of ways so. the setting and everything that comes with that will be really fun to research xx although i am struggling to decide on s' music taste!! r lends himself very well to eighties music i think i could build him a record collection easily (including the smiths sad but true) whereas. s seemed to fit better in the seventies :-/ i am not sure what hes listening to in the eighties apart from seventies records he hasnt let go of yet!! and despite the much more glaring aspects of this fic i have yet to turn my attention to frankly. deciding what silly little songs s wants to listen to is currently one of my main priorities xx

[wulfhalls]

thoughts on that ending frame of chani??

certainly a choice! last we see of paul is him cuntily demanding the geriatric emperor to get on his knees and pay homage and then telling his troops to get on with war crimes (love that for me) then we have aliajessica motherdaughter chat about the jihad and then chani leaving. which I love for her but wouldn't have been my preferred Very Last Image of the film u know? would have loved to get some wet pathetic drowning in self hatred paulie but oh well. but the implications for messiah! are they gonna have chani actively conspiring against paul?? DELICIOUS

[birdmenmanga]

broooo I hate gaining exp noticeably as a go because now I want to go back and redo old ones... like if I can cuntily serve like this

why go with a pathetic crop like this

[hellaverse-described]

[ID: A series of screenshots from Hazbin Hotel juxtaposed with tumblr posts.

Image 1: Alastor crawls into the ruins of his death-soaked radio tower, pathetic and trembling on his hands and knees. The imprint of his heifer heels are visible even though the rest of his ragged and cracked form is so well camouflaged by the broken glass of his recording booth. Next to him, a tumblr post by cabbagegunk reads: “stumbles out of the music covered in blood”.

Image 2: In a hotel suite in Heaven, a masked Adam and an unmasked Lute interrogate Vaggie as she stands straight-backed and serious in front of them. Adam puts his hands on his hips and skeptically asks, from a post by grymmoires, “Why are the horrors calling you babygirl? Raised eyebrow emoji.”

Image 3: Cuntily, Vaggie leans over Charlie in the hotel lobby, a flirtatious smile on her face and her eyelashes drawn low like bed covers. A post from mysicklove reads “can i be a hater for a second? girl you can kill someone in front of me and i’d be okay with it for real.”

Image 4, my favourite: Sera reveals her angelic form. A tweet from daughter_ion reads “uummm excuse me? my eyes are up here, eyeroll emoji. and down here. and also over here and all around me. be not afraid”.

Image 5: The hotel gang stands amid the rubble of their former home covered in blood and horribly exhausted. Lucifer spreads his arms and sympathetically lowers his eyes for a mourning Charlie: a tumblr post by merzbulking reads “Is it over? LOL! It has yet to begin.”

Image 6 and 7 portray a conversation between Cherri Bomb and Angel in the hotel. Cherri happily asks, with a message from strangeandbisexual: “are you free tonight”? Angel sighs and responds with hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao’s answer: “I woul do anything to be free”. // End ID.]

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