#(<- hasnt listened to pd in months)

[estrellium]

William wisp if I was president

[luck-of-the-drawings]

TRAINING ARC: START!! BOTHER YOUR GUARDIAN AND EXHIBIT ISSUES. NOW SOLVE THOSE ISSUES BY BOTHERING GUARDIANS. I HAVE FULL FAITH IN OUR HEROS!

[noctivagant-corvid]

pd fake dash. pt 4 (pt 1 pt 2 pt 3 pt 5)

🦂sevenseasofrhye Follow lowk the pale scrawny guy from the last ashes2ashes stream was hot

🪶ASHES2ASHES Follow [ IMAGE ID: a screenshot of the first “ghost in the dorms” post by user “tearfulatthefalling”. End id. ]

🦂sevenseasofrhye Follow hey! hit streamer ashes2ashes! what fuck does this mean!

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🌓hedgeingdawitch Follow save me bacon man x y/n 70k hurt comfort fic that hasnt been updated since 2131,,,, save me,,,

🌓hedgeingdawitch Follow theres too many people asking for the link for my comfort. i made this up. it was a lie. what the fuck is wrong with you guys

🪺redrobinyum Follow you’ve been too specific to lie. drop the fic link. my sins are many but this is not one of them.

🌓hedgeingdawitch Follow ( LINK ATTACHED )

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🍄‍🟫mushinaroom Follow elaborate????

🫀listerineblood Follow the exact pipeline ashes2ashes makes trix cereal jokes when people ask abt the trickster -> she gets a trix sponsorship, internet goes wild -> ‘having a trix sponsorship’ becomes slang for having been possesed by a chaos demon, even outside of tumblr -> trix sales go up a ton because of all of this -> trix starts a fund to help people who were possesed -> i apply for this fund -> they give me a scholarship to go to art college

🍄‍🟫mushinaroom Follow ashes2ashes the person you are

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🪻hydro-rangeah Follow just watched this purple haired kid with a shirt that says “knife” tense his chest and say “look i can make it say knfe!” and the poor emo boy he was with almost got a nosebleed. godbless you funky little queers

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🌳terabitchia Follow hey remember when i posted seven months ago about asking out the lady on my train and we went to get ice cream. (( IMAGE ID: a selfie of two women, both smiling and holding up peace signs. in the back is an apartment with a ton of cardboard boxes. the woman on the left is shorter with a blond grown out buzzcut. the woman on the right is taller and has long dark hair tied in a ponytail. )) uhaulers heart emoji

🧿untimelyprophetess Follow lmao ter your gf looks exactly like lightspeed

🧿untimelyprophetess Follow [ IMAGE ID: a screenshot of a tumblr dm from a user labeled “roller-kirby”. from roller-kirby, there’s a screenshot of the above post, followed with a message that reads “stop snitching, motherfucker”. End id. ] ???????????

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❌falalalala-deactivated8268201 listen i dont like rpf. however when a wavelength beats the shit out of another villian with the EXPLICIT REASONING it was because that guy fucked with tide, one must consider how much they wish to deny reality.

🪼mackleless Follow [ IMAGE ID: a screenshot of the above post, with the decativated username circled. ] thank you for your service 🫡

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🤡confessionsfromretail Follow

ANONYMOUS ASKED: there used to be a guy who came in every month and bought all of our beef stroganoff. the first sunday every month, 9:30 am on the dot. like a clock. just beef stroganoff. all of our supply. every month. he was really nice tho would tip like 20 dollars

CONFESSIONSFROMRETAIL ANSWERED: . #anon met some kind of god i think #this is fucking insane #confessions #retail

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