#(<- for tagging purposes IM SORRY MR WAKE WHY DO YOU SHARE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR FRANCHISE)

[uncleardyn]

(alan wake-gravity falls crossover) tommy zane's new collaborator AKA top 10 dynamics that are not at all in the version of this crossover that i'm writing but that i still think abt anyways bc of The Possibilities.

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"ł��mp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[risereigncorp]

I'm getting to know you, but... - Part 1

Walking fast, she was late and walking fast. She was getting late into the lab. She was new at the L-Corp laboratory researchers group. But she was late again. Sam went inside the building and saw the elevator's door closing so she ran a little fast to catch up sneaking inside just in time to get in. She breathed relief, she looked around to see a woman with her brows raised up and a half smile funny. It took a few seconds to Sam to recognize the woman

"Miss Luthor" Sam got nervous

"Good morning" Lena smiled warm

Sam opened her mouth looking at her but shut it not knowing what to say but being awkward. She looked to the floor then to Lena and then to the floor again. They shared a long silence moment. The woman Lena had there was good in the eye and she found funny how nervous she was there

"Do you work here?" Lena checked quickly the number of the floor they were

"Yes, I... Im late, and I'm sorry... I" the elevator stopped "this is my floor. This won't happen again, I promise" Sam was walking backwards going out the elevator "Hope you have a great day Miss Luthor"

Lena wanted to say something more seeing the woman look into her pocket her tag ID of the corp and the doors closed. She wondered who the woman was. A lab nerd for sure but who

"Miss Luthor we have certain appointments all this week, we should schedule when you are going to be able to have time to check in the new biotechnologies department"

"Sure, tell me how many meeting we have until Friday" Lena had her eyes glued reading emails

Her secretary told her her all schedule for the week, Lena delayed her meeting for an interview she had just in the middle of then week. It wasn't necessary this time, Kara made an amazing job the last time and she didn't need more eyes on her.

That day Lena decided to work late. Everyone in the building was already in their homes but the security team and her. She went to her special place in the rooftop, when she was little Lex always used to tell her -You should sometimes look everything from above,in a high place to have a better perspective of your surroundings, Lena. It will give you a clearance- And the joke on it was she found that place in that building.

There was a woman wearing a white lab coat and a pony tail. That night was windy. Lena stared at her for a moment, walked next to her seeing the woman who had a pair of white headphones in her ears, music loud and she staring to the buildings with a calm expression lost in her thoughts . The woman was the one she found that morning in the elevator.

Lena placed a hand in her arm making the woman startled turning around pulling out her hands from her pockets of the lab coat to take her headphones off of her ears

Lena made a sorry face "I'm so sorry"

"Miss Luthor, what are you doing here?" Sam got surprised

"I would like to ask you the same question. People is not allowed to be here without permission" Lena raised a brow

Sam gulped "I wanted to take a break and the views from here are amazing and Thomas told me that.." Sam sighed and stoped talking because she didn't wanted her friend to get in trouble "I will go, but please don't be mad"

"I won't if you tell me your name"

Sam wanted to smile but she wasn't sure if Lena wanted her name for something in specific or just to know her name

"Come on I don't bite" Lena joked and smiled

Sam couldn't help but smile bad "Sam, I mean, I am Samantha March" She extended her hand

Lena took her hand and shake it "Well, Sam, tell me, what are you doing this late at work? Is rare having someone this late here" Lena looked to front at the views “You don’t have family waiting at home?”

"Oh no, Ruby, this week is with her grandmother, and I found an archive about Mr Luthor and his research for these green stones that was fascinating..." Sam started talking as if they knew each other for ages

Lena paid a lot of attention hearing Sam talk with passion about her brother’s work. It was true that Lex was in jail but all the data was still in the cloud to read by only the ones in high status of the company

"I'm sorry to interrupt you, but how do you have access to that? I haven't seen you around until this morning"

"I’m the new head of the bio department and bio technology"

"Oh the new group..." Lena was curious now "Tell me more"

Without know Lena and Sam started talking about work and what Sam found fascinating about all these things that she could use for good purposes in the new direction Lena wanted the company go. The group was kind of new, it only was a month old but for all the reports the group was having were going in the right direction. Now that Lena was thinking hearing the woman, some of the investors wanted to meet Dr.March and now Lena was having her in front,she assumed that the person was an old scientist but she was wrong.

They walked around the rooftop sometimes checking at the city lights and sky between opinions and thoughts.

"And that's what I can tell about the silicone skin, Miss Luthor" Sam shrugged "It is gonna work pretty fine"

"Can you do me a favor?" Lena laughed lightly "call me Lena. Miss Luthor is too serious and we are out of work. I mean we are still at work but we are not working"

"It would be a pleasure-" Sam smiled “-Lena”

Lena was having fun, Sam was kind of awkward but when she talked about work or random things she was easy and calm. The wind hit a little and she started to feel a little bit cold something that Sam noticed and took off her lab coat.

“What are you doing?” Lena saw Sam putting her coat around her shoulders

Sam smirked “You are cold and i’m not” Sam fixed the coat seeing Lena put her hands of it “I’m almost always in this mom thing taking care of people, so its ok”

“Do you have a child?”

“Yes, Ruby, she is...” Sam was thoughtful “She’s the best, this week she’s at her grandmother’s house”

It was around 00:15 and they have been talking a lot when one of the men of the security team opened the door making them turn into his direction and he freeze in the door looking at Lena

“Hi Thomas!” Sam greeted waving at him

Lena tilted her head narrowing her eyes “So he’s Thomas”

“Miss Luthor, I thought you would be... huh” 

“Sam do you want a coffee?” 

Sam checked to her watch “I would love to, but if we don’t go home tomorrow -today- we are not gonna be able to wake up. It’s 00:16 already”

“Dr March you are not allowed to be here...” The man walked towards them “We’ve detected movements here so I had to come to check...”

“Thomas it’s okay, she can be here” Lena waved at the man “

The man nodded “But... alright I will the guys know”

Sam leaned a little to Lena’s ear and whispered -Thank You- and saw the man go. Lena found the man ridiculous, and wasn’t surprised why almost always when someone tried to kill her they could be able to sneak into the bulding. Or maybe the man was that late to reach the rooftop because he knew Samantha was there. She would take care of the recording videos tomorrow.

The rest of the week Lena has been busy, she only had time to see Kara at their brunch but no more. She also tried to see Sam working but only saw her throught the window with talking to someone of her team. That night she found Sam again at the rooftop

“You like this place, don’t you?” Lena was behind Sam

Sam smiled but when turn around she hide her smile “It’s nice...” Sam tried to sound cool “Working late again Miss Luthor?”

“Lena” Lena corrected her “please”

“I’m sorry, i’m not used the CEO wanting me to say their name”

“I am a different kind of CEO” Lena crossed her arms “So please do

Sam smiled happy “As you wish” 

Lena smiled pleased and felt a little bit the cold air against her sking and made a face and Sam did again what she did the other time and Lena rolled her eyes

“Tell me how was your day”

“Only if you tell me yours first” Sam shot back funny seeing Lena roll her eyes and shaking her head with a smirk as she shoved her hands in her pockets of her pants looking at her

Lena was feeling good with all the familarity Samantha treated her. Not so many people used to talk to her that easily except for Kara. They started talking in a beginning about work then Lena without know began to talk about her in early life in college Sam had sit in the edge of the building totally focus on what Lena was saying. 

“What are you doing?” Lena saw Sam looking at her with a confused expression

“huh?”

“Sam you shouldn’t sit that way in that spot”

Sam checked behind seeing how high they were and then to Lena “Why?”

“Please stand up and-” Lena took Sam’s arm pulling her 

“Are you afraid of heights?” Sam smiled big

“No...” Lena remembered the day she fell from her balcony and supergirl caught her “But don’t do that”

“But I do all the time, it’s okay, Lena. I’m not going to fall” 

Lena made Sam stand close to her “Tomorrow i’m going to visit your group” she quickly changed the subject

“Do I have to wear something fancy?” Sam joked

“Only if you want” Lena smiled but followed the glance Sam was giving between them

“You grip is tight” Sam pointed Lena had left her fingernails marks in her skin

Lena pulled out her hands from Sam’s arm “i’m sorry, did I hurt, you?”

Sam snorted “No, don’t worry”she got that Lena was really afraid seeing her sat in the edge

Next day Sam was drinking a coffee, she got home around 2 AM and wasn’t feeling very awake but always coffee used to do its work.

“Good Morning” Lena said from the door 

“Miss Luthor” Sam nodded “Good morning” she was sat in her stool

“Are you alone?” Lena checked around

“Yup, my team is taking breakfast” Sam shrugged “I like the team unite as a family, that’s the only I ask them”

Lena went around Sam’s workstation “And you are here alone”

“I had a feeling of you coming, don’t ask me why” Sam was being cheeky

“What are you looking at?” Lena pointed the microscope 

"Anything interesting... these are just cells multiplyig after adding a protein we are working to” Sam sounded kind of defeated and disappointed “And they are not working so well”

“This is what you’ve been working late night?”

“one of the things i’ve been working on”

A group of 6 people came in laughing but suddenly stopped when they saw Lena there.

“Guys this is Lena Luthor, I know you already know her, but she’s here to meet you, so, lets do the introductions” Sam stood up

Sam got in her serious stare and mood and Lena looked surprised how much she changed within seconds from happy to serious and intimidating. The woman was a mistery and Lena liked the things she was knowing of her