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"If you abandon Neve for a man with a receding hairline-" cool cool cool cool cool really awesome thing to say. Definitely don't check your internal prejudices or anything. Definitely don't consider that now everyone with a receding hairline now knows that you think of them as lesser for their appearance. It's totally cool and a good thing to post.
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kaiiiissssseeeerrrrrrr :3
did ya miss meeeee :3c
anyway, a little birdie told me you (and mod!) have gotten sick so~
have some tea! It might not help much but it'll definitely help your throat :)
(Get better soon! Unless I'm late and you guys aren't sick anymore 馃槶馃檹)
How thoughtful! Unfortunately, you're late - I've been better for a while.
#[ kaiser's asks ]#[ kaiser and killian ]#blue lock rp#bllk rp#blue lock roleplay#bllk roleplay#kaiser rp#ooc -> hehehe nah he's good and mod is good too#why do i feel like you haven't interacted in so long?? whoosh#if you couldnt tell btw that was sarcasm from kaiser
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i love when a song i was listening to when i was at my lowest starts playing =D
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time to do :D schoolwork!! :DD bc my teachers dont think i have a life outside of school!! :DDD
#i hate it here!! :DD#the happiness is sarcasm in case you couldnt tell btw#just gotta lock in#lock in#raaahhh#help
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You were in showfall before this, weren't you?
You know what it's like to be controlled.
Even if the pain might be dulled, so is the conciousness.
-馃幈
i got that yeah thhank oyu
very helpful yes
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hey guys i have an idea. let's make lesbianism about men!
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art block? *laughs hysterically* never heard of them
#/sarcasm#incase u couldnt tell#also watching kung fu panda on yt really makes you appreciate unscuffed dvds#theres ads literally every ten mins or smthn#but also oogway wise as sugar honey iced tea#like dang bro#ur so right today is a gift bcuz its the present#also i think that tigress was my childhood gay awakening before i knew what gay was#i think id just say to myself#'yes she is pretty'#'yes i feel a little silly when i think about her'#'but that is bcuz girls are besties and we stick together and call each other pretty platonically haha'#little did i know#also shifu's a jerk in the beginning#like holy cow dude lay off he's just a silly fanboy chill out#im losing my mind as i write these tags i gig bye#kung fu panda#art#digital art
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love when people talk about pre-cazador astarion like he was this perfect angel baby that everyone loved as though he wasnt beaten to near death by a minority group.
#this is sarcasm in case you couldnt tell#like hey lets maybe. not ignore that part to make yourself feel better about liking him.#also love how the game kind of fucking ignores it too 馃槓#it gets brought up to explain his hate for the gur and then??? never gets brought up again. even when you meet the gur in act 3.#ughhh i am too white and too stupid to make an educated post about this#maybe i'll try to later. but if someone smarter than me could that'd be awesome#anyway the main point of this post is that what astarion was like and what he did before cazador doesn't matter anymore#(even though it probably should at least a little bit but shhh. but in the context of the story)#because no one deserves to go through what he and his siblings and his victims did
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Filmography ranking
Aamir Khan >> Shah Rukh Khan >>>>>>>>>>> Salman Khan
it should be selmon boi >>>>>>>> srk/aamir khan. like salman can do pk and jawaan anyday. but can srk/aamir pull off prem ratan dhan payo? fuck no.
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demand avoidance is sooooo fucking dumb like. what do you mean now that i know i have to get up fairly early tomorrow i dont want to go to bed early anymore. i was already planning on going to bed early!!!! and now i have more reason to go to bed early!!!!! what do you mean its HARDER now that doesnt make any sense why are you doing this to meeeeeee
#its the pressure of expectation..... even my own expectation......#and knowing that im probably gonna have to rush tomorrow even if i do get up early...... what if i dont have time to wash my hair......#and the pressure of needing to wash my hair first thing in the morning...... that task has so many steps and takes so long.......#uuuuuggggghhhhhhh i wish my brain made the right chemicals so i wouldnt have to be on hard mode all the time#anyway. having a great day today if you couldnt tell 馃憤 (sarcasm)#biggie tumbles
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YOU SLAYING THE FIC OMG YOUR FEEDING USSSSS
#leo's incoherence#anon#i couldnt tell if this was sarcasm or not#sorry if it was#sorry if it wasnt#i cant read tone through text that well#thank you? i think
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#yes i fucking hate corporations but i feel like this and other companies rolling back their 'progressive' intiatives says something#about the current view of queer people in the united states. i love how we dont even make up a large portion of the population and people#still violently fucking hate us. i love how people see my existence as a trans minor as a tragedy or think im being 'brainwashed'#and not how actually fucking lifesaving finding out i was trans was. i love how people see mine and other trans peoples happiness#as something terrible and disgusting. im going to saw off my own feet#<- the 'i love' shit is sarcasm. Btw. if you couldnt fucking tell
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i love being sick smmm
i definitely havent eaten maybe 3 meals in the past 3 days because eating half of what a full meal should be makes me bloated and have had a fever for the past 4 days and have taken 2 showers in the past 3 days just because of fever sweats and keep changing pajamas because of the fever sweats and my period hasnt come for a week
just so funnnnn
#the bird has spoken#im partially posting this for the people who havent known ive been sick because i havent told them because i dont feel like#i have an excuse for some reason#i love my brain /sarcaammm#this post is all HEAVY sarcasm if you couldnt tell btw
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wow i love snuff films just being available for free on twitter with absolutely no warning at all its really great and fun i love just watching a guy get shot in the fucking head with no warning very cool and fun twitter thank you
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Love when people claim to be progressive but still engage in hate towards a group of people who are not inherently hateful or abusive themselves. Way to be on the right side of history.
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