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pomefioredove · 7 months ago
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now I'm actually invested in this idea. maybe I'll write a full length fic someday idk... for now I have short hcs
parts 1 | 2 | 3 | kalim | bad ending
summary: crowley decides to "give away" yuu to the highest "donation" for financial reasons type of post: headcanons characters: all nrc students additional info: can be read as platonic or romantic, except malleus is pretty romantic, second person pov, yuu is gender neutral, maybe a little ooc I wrote this as soon as I got up
crowley has had his fair share of "what the fuck" moments from you but this was really taking the cake
he acts so... casual about it?
swaggers into ramshackle one morning and says times are tough and your personal expenses are straining the budget so he's decided to "put you in someone else's care"
"The screening process will be vigorous to make sure you end up in good hands!" like you're a cat or something "Your expenses will be covered and you'll have somewhere to go during break!"
okay great. pretty obvious you have no say in this, so you don't even argue. what's the worst that could happen?
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Ace, Deuce, Jack, and Epel find you the next day to say they're pooling their money to buy you
"To what?"
Epel shrugs. "Oh, well Crowley said we need to offer a donation to prove we're capable of supporting you..."
(you think that if not for the laws of this land you would have slaughtered that old fart)
Jack goes on a really long tirade about how shady and underhanded this is, making sure to reaffirm that he believes you should be free to make your own choices
"So you'll let me go once you get me?"
"Uhhh..."
Ace thinks once they buy you you'll have no choice but to do all of his homework for him
Deuce says that's not really how it works- and even if he tried, Riddle would kill him
(they've already gone over this twice before finding you)
Epel happily volunteers to take you home with him over breaks, probably the only positive in this mess
even if he thinks the whole thing is kind of funny
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incapable of keeping his mouth shut, Ace accidentally spills the plan to Riddle, who is understandably aghast
you can't just give away a person under your care like a toy!
of all the irresponsible things...
of course, he'll have to put up his offer, too
purely for your sake! with a nicer room and a brand new copy of the dorm rules, maybe you'll stop getting yourself into trouble
he's got some family money (doctors, naturally) and considers this a worthwhile purchase, for his sanity and yours
of course, Trey and Cater overhear and may or may not be pooling their own cash for a chance, too
going behind Riddle's back on this is a risky venture, but hey, someone's gotta be on your side, here, right?
I mean, between a bunch of sixteen year old boys, the housewarden, and them, who would you choose?
actually don't answer that
...not that it's much of a secret, anyway. Cater's already got their gofundme equivalent link in bio
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Leona initially plans to have you become a live-in lackey like Ruggie
but then he really starts thinking- and, hey, the possibilities are endless, right?
for one, you'd make a really good pillow
he might have to kick Grim out for your full attention, but you could learn to live with that
and malleus would hate it
...that's reason enough for him
plus, he's got money to burn, so why not?
either way, he sets his bid at a reasonable (maybe too confident) price and sits back to watch the chaos unfold as everyone scrambles for a piece of the pie
news travels fast around school, after all
then Ruggie finds out that you could dethrone him as Leona's #2 and is understandably a little annoyed
that's his cushy post-grad job gig, thank you! he's worked hard for that!
besides, why should Leona get to hoard you? the guy can barely take care of himself!
so, Ruggie ends up outsourcing to a few dozen classmates for the necessary funds at a steep I-owe-you price
he's gonna be eating nothing but dandelions for a while...
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now, Azul is annoyed
once the news goes school-wide, it's all anyone can talk about
talk about good marketing...
why didn't he think of such a brilliant scam? he could have negotiated with Crowley to have a café brand deal tie-in!
of course, he's already set his bid, with Jade and Floyd offering to pitch in as necessary
it's a risky investment, sure, but a worthwhile one
Azul tells everyone that with the prefect's "obvious" popularity, having them at the café a few nights a week would drive sales through the roof
though that's really just what he says to shirk suspicion
a likely excuse coming from him, though, really, it would just be nice having you around
and if not for his own affections, Floyd's incessant begging and Jade's subtly manipulative comments about "how nice" it would be having a new face around would be enough for him to cave eventually
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"Kalim, no," is the first thing that Jamil says
"I strongly advise against this. It's another one of Crowley's silly scams and you could end up a target bec- are you even listening?"
hint: he is not
the second Kalim found out that he could get to take in his favorite magicless student like one of his treasures, he was all over it
(AKA infinite sleepovers)
and for what? a little optional donation to prove he's got the funds? he's got cash to spare!
he's already got your new room in Scarabia set up before he even puts his bid in
right next to his of course :)
and despite what Jamil insists, he himself might be working behind the curtain just a little to ensure he's the one who ends up with you
after all, why should Kalim get everything? this might be a valuable learning opportunity for him
You don't always get what you want
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as much as Epel tries to keep the rest of his dorm from finding out, it's inevitable
he's actually a little surprised that the news didn't get to Vil sooner
with Rook around campus, surely he must have said something...
when Vil does find out, though, he just sighs
oh, of course. what next, will everyone meet each other in the arena and fight to the death over the prefect?
of all the silly, immature things...
oh? what's that? he's bidding anyway? of course he is, silly potato. he can't have some unwashed miscreant making you sleep on polyester bedding
(really, he's the only person on campus worthy of your time)
Rook has also been mysteriously absent from the dorm lately, though his initials on a poem and a strangely large sum of money end up in the donation pile
but really, that could be anyone... Rook would never dare betray Vil again, right?
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Ortho finds out directly from the other first years and sends Idia the details immediately
with a little note of encouragement, of course: "could be excellent for improving your social skills!"
Idia understandably freaks out
"WTF!!!! nooo way! this is a person, not a chatbot we're talking about here! I can barely keep virtual pets alive!!!!"
(liar)
(...but this is still different)
the conversation ends there, but semi-anonymous bid from someone named "gloomurai" gets cashapp'd directly to crowley
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everyone in the room immediately turns to Malleus
"For the record, I think it's wrong to be bargaining over a human being," Silver says first. "But if anyone could handle it with grace, it's you."
Lilia laughs. "Oh, you're just saying that because you like the prefect so much!"
"Father, you're the one who likes the prefect so much,"
"Oh, right! carry on then. After all, I'm sure we could share,"
Sebek is the only one relatively against the idea, though Lilia luckily manages to get him to lower his voice after his third speech about how you aren't good enough for his liege
Malleus is rather quiet through the whole evening, neither agreeing nor disagreeing with any of the points made
he disappears for a short while, and when he comes back he seems a little more confident
though, of course, he goes to you first
seeing him at Ramshackle in the middle of the night is a familiar and welcoming sight after all of the chaos of your week
and he's in a great mood!
"Child of man! I've come with news," he says. "I have heard of your predicament and have come up with a solution!"
you immediately sulk. "Oh, no. You know I think this whole thing is terrible, right?"
"Yes, Silver mentioned you might not like the idea of being bought and sold like a trinket. But worry not, I do not plan on paying for you in money,"
you pause, at a loss for words, and then tentatively continue. "You're not...?"
"Of course not. What a primitive idea, I was baffled to hear it myself. My proposal will be more traditional: a modest sum of treasure, and a generous amount of livestock and the finest crop Briar Valley can offer,"
certainly he's not this naive, you think
"You really think Crowley is going to accept that over money? I'm pretty sure Kalim just bid away an entire country's worth,"
he laughs. "You speak as if this is some kind of business deal! I'm quite confident that my dowry will be best,"
huh. that was a strange way of putting it
but then again, you still didn't really understand how things work here, so you go along with it
and you allow yourself to relax. he seems confident in his offer, and he doesn't even see you as some kind of prize to win!
"Oh, well, alright. Thanks! I'm glad you're on it,"
he smiles. "Rest assured, child of man, you're in good hands. My dowry will far outshine the others, and the wedding will be even better,"
"I was honestly getting a little nervous for a momen- wait- wedding!?"
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wuishu · 5 months ago
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Hamzah the fantastic yapping about his girlfriend: compilation
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Not a lot of people know about Hamzah’s relationship, but once he has a chance to talk about you, he will not shy away from talking about you. Fans could not help but make videos of them as tiktok clips or compilation videos on youtube.
There is no denying that he is head over heels for you, but some moments top others. The most popular one was a YouTube compilation named “Hamzah Being in Love: compilation”
The first clip was in an OOC podcast, where they talk about the most efficient thing: buying food outside or cooking food at home.
“No, 'cause my girlfriend always cooks food for us,” Hamzah says, as he's holding his mic, and Martin nods “I guess cooking food is good.”
“Of course, when you have a great cook at home.”
Martin smiles as he can see Hamzah being passionate about this topic, “I’ll give you and Mandy some of Y/n amazing cooking. If there's any left, though.”
“Cause sometimes I just finish them all,” he replied, “One of the best foods I've eaten was made by Y/n, God, now I'm missing her cooking.”
“I miss you, babe,” he said, looking at the camera as Martin laughed, folding like a plastic chair. Hamzah smiling.
The second clip was of Fortnite gameplay in the slushy noobz youtube channel. They were playing the game, and when Hamzah could hear the door slowly swing open, his gaze was on the door. He sees his girlfriend slowly trying to find something.
He could hear Martin trying to get a backup while he gets tag teamed, “Hi, what are you trying to find?” Hamzah said, as his Fortnite character was on all fours, leaving Martin defending himself
“Dude?!”
“I got it.” Your voice wasn't loud, but it was loud enough to pick up from the mic, “Okay, I love you,” Hamzah said, Martin clutched the three v one fight, and he sighed loudly, snapping Hamzah out of his long stare
“Dude, what happened?” he said. Martin's face turned sour as he scratched his head, indicating he was irritated. “You are what happened.”
The next one was one of Hamzah’s old livestreams, where he was just talking to his chat, trying to pass the time. He got a donation asking what he would do this weekend
“Ahh, well, I'm gonna hang out with my girlfriend since she will be coming back to her hometown. Might as well show her around until she has to leave.” people are curious, asking if they can see her.
He wasn't hesitant and called you on the phone, “baby, people want to see you; can you come here?” and without a minute, you can see his girlfriend popping, waving to chat as a greeting
You can see the messages scrolling quickly as they compliment you. You smiled, “There she is, my beautiful other half.”
The next clip shown was Martin and Hamzah playing FNAF, It was getting dark, and they didn't know how many hours they wasted while they played the game.
Hamzah showed his phone to show what time it was, and his wallpaper was you standing up, flash on while you were holding his hand, “It’s 9:45, I'm getting sick of this game”
Martin nodded but continued to control and run. “If they keep doing this to us, then… developers. Get ready for my fist.”
He sighed as he shifted in his seat to get comfortable. He kissed his phone screen as Martin looked at his antics and asked, “What was that?”
“Missing her right now-” and suddenly got jump scared by Monty; they jumped out of their seats. They nervously laugh.
The video transitioned to another OOC podcast clip, but instead of just Martin and Hamzah, you and Mandy were in it. You were sitting next to Hamzah, and Mandy was sitting next to Martin, so they were still in the frame. Since they didn't expect you to join them, you shared the microphone with Hamzah.
The four were talking about who always wakes up early in the morning and how late one wakes up. “Sometimes I wake her up since she works at dentistry so she gotta be extra early, and I cook her food because she always says she doesn't like the food near their clinic.”
He handed the microphone to you and said, “Yeah, 'cause the food there just doesn't hit right like you're cooking.”
“You like my cooking?” he curiously said, as you nodded and got the microphone, “Of course, I especially like the notes you put on my lunchbox. Always a cliché quote like ‘love you to the moon and back’ or ‘I think you're tooth cute’ and it's so cute.”
He grinned and looked at you. “Glad you like them.”
“Isn't it funny how both of our girlfriends are health professionals, while we are… just influencers?” Martin said as he was racking his brain up.
The last clip was another bake-off, and you finally cave into their pleas to be there, and for the first time, the place they use is in Hamzah's kitchen.
The measuring cup and ingredients were on the island table, big bowls were laid as they were mixing their batter, and you pre-heated the oven.
“You don't have to over-mix it, Martin. Now you won't have stiff peaks!” you said as you looked at Martin’s bowl. He was making meringue for his spin-off lemon meringue pie but instead of lemon, it was a simple blueberry pie with meringue.
“I’m sorry! I did not know!” He said as he raised both his hands like he was at gunpoint. Hamzah noticed your face was sweating, and your hair was sticking to it. He grabbed a piece of tissue paper and wiped your face while you were talking to Martin.
“Yeah, I need that cinnamon.” You knead your dough for the cinnamon rolls you were going to make. Hamzah decided to pull you away from the table so that he could tie your hair.
“Hold still,” you said, lowering a bit so he could tie your hair properly. “Thank you, babe”
You kissed his cheek, leaving your preferred glossy lip tint print on his face. He smiled like he had won the lottery. “You're welcome!”
“Now I feel like I'm the third wheel right now, jeez,” Martin pipped, as you smiled and continued to knead the dough. “You do this all the time, Hamzah?”
“Yeah, when we do it in the back-” the clip cut off, and they continued to do what they were doing. Let's just say that Hamzah did not wipe his face for the entire video.
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(I'M BACK! I love Hamzah sm, and I'd totally do a part two of this if ya'll guys want!!)
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genshin-obsessed · 1 year ago
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When Someone Flirts with You! | Honkai Star Rail
Someone saw this coming and I'm very proud of you for figuring it out. Yeah, I've been getting into star rail and I thought I'd just write since I can't really think of genshin things to write right now lol this is barely edited, so have mercy <3 idk tags rn so please help me out :') ✧ Includes: Dan Heng, Welt, Sampo, Gepard, Jing Yuan, Luocha, Blade ✧ Extra: Luocha and Blade might be ooc, I'm not too familiar with them as of right now. ✧ Come one, come all! See what happens when someone flirts with you in front of your men!
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Dan Heng
Dan Heng is a really private person, he’s not a fan of showing off everything. So he’s not one to flaunt you around, but it’s not hard to tell you’re both in a relationship. He’s around you like… all the time.
He’s not one to follow around like a helicopter boyfriend, but he’s got an eye on you. If he sees someone bothering you, he’s behind them in an instant.
0/10. Dan Heng’s not super scary so they could ignore him and continue flirting with you. For a moment, he’ll just stand there as he listens to some of the dumb things they’re gonna say. You two make fun of them later for it. But then he hears something along the lines of, “come on, i’ll treat you better.” he don’t like that. 
How is this creep better than him?! They couldn’t even tell you were uncomfortable. Dan Heng will usually place a hand on their shoulder and his grip gets tighter every second the creep is still in front of you. Paired with his glare…
10/10 the creep is gone. You sigh in relief and walk to Dan Heng quietly, wrapping your arms around his waist. He immediately hugs back, stroking your hair a little.
“Let’s go somewhere else. I don’t like it here anymore.” You agreed.
Welt
Well, he doesn’t hang around you 24/7, he’s a busy man. But it’s also not hard to tell you’re dating either. Welt isn’t crazy about PDA, but he’ll give you a quick kiss every now and then and often gives you hugs (per your request).
He believes you’re capable of taking care of yourself, so he’s often not paying attention. That doesn’t mean he won’t look over at you every now and then. This time, he just happened to see some creepy creep trying to creep up on you. 
“Are you ok, (y/n)?” Is the first thing he asks when he walks up to you. He will literally ignore the existence of the creep beside him. Usually what happens here is that you’ll nod and he’ll “accidentally” shove the creepy away and urge you to come talk with him and his friends. The creep is usually so confused they walk away. But sometimes- sometimes- they follow.
Welt does NOT like that. I mean it was one thing to not take the hint from your face, but then to stop you when you’re actively trying to leave?
Welt will turn around and just glare at them. Like that silent, “I will kill you” kinda glare. It’s a staring contest for a moment before the creepy creep just kinda turns away and leaves. Sometimes, Welt does have to smack them with his lil cane. Sometimes.
“Anyway, we’re over here. Would you like a drink?”
Sampo
Sampo is all over you, usually. He loves you and the world should know? Sometimes, he can go too far so just let him know. Anyway, since he’s always over you, people know you’re dating him.
Usually at parties and events, he’s hanging off your arm, but sometimes he’s gotta go talk to some of his other friends and acquaintances. He keeps an eye on you.
Here’s the thing, he’ll come up and flirt with you too but try to one up the creep. “You look fine, darling,” - the creep. “You look so beautiful, every star in the sky and the moons pale in comparison.” - Sampo.
0/10. Of course, the creep gets irritated and asks what the hell Sampo is doing. Sampo just gives him a condescending smile and says, “that’s my partner you’re talking to. I’m not gonna let you just creep up on them.” There’s… a glint in his eyes that’s unnerving. Even you can see it.
69/10. The creep runs off, making some excuse or whatever. Sampo watches them for a minute before turning to you and smiling. You rush to give him a hug and he happily returns it.
“Wanna go home? Seems like that idiot trashed your mood a little.”
Gepard
Gepard is a very shy guy and he’s not one to be all touchy-touchy without you doing it first. He gets all flustered and looks away… but he’ll lean into your touch.
He usually sticks around you, keeping your attention so no creepies come by, but sometimes he gets pulled away. He always lets you know he’ll be right back and leaves for just a few moments. Enough for a creepy to sneak in >:0
When Gepard notices the creep, he wastes no time walking over to you. “Is everything ok?” He asked, looking at you. If you shook your head, that was it. The captain of the silvermane’s came out!
The first glare is usually a 50/50. Sometimes, the creeps acted all annoyed and walk away, pretending they’re not scared but other times… they challenge him. Gepard just places a hand on their shoulder and shoves them back. It’s actually surprisingly strong- they’ll fall over sometimes.
10/10, that usually sends them running. On rare occasions there’s that ONE creepy who just stands up and tries to take him on lmao. You know to take a step back because Gepard kinda skips the arresting and just goes to ass kicking. And he’s the shy boyfriend.
“So… we should go now. Yeah, no, just leave the creep there.”
Jing Yuan
Jing Yuan isn't the most affectionate boyfriend, but he doesn’t mind letting people know you two are together. Depends on your comfort level.
He’s a busy man, so at that fancy event, he can’t always be at your side but he tries to keep you by him. Of course, you decided to go get a drink, he happily agreed. You went off and he kept greeting more officials. You didn’t return, so he looked over and he just saw you turning away from a creep who just grabbed your arm!
Jing Yuan elegantly excuses himself and basically sneaks up behind the guy. He’ll stand there which brings you tons of relief, enough to let the creep ramble and ramble and ramble. “I could take you out to dinner, (nickname you don’t like). I’ll buy you (food you don’t like).” “Actually, they don’t like that. And they don’t like being called that.” The creep jumps away and is standing beside you at that point.
5/10, honestly, some just get scared and leave. There’s the other half though that just kinda scoff and look at you. Before they can even say anything, Jing Yuan grabs them by the shirt and force them to look at him. “Do not speak to them like that. Do not look at them, and don’t even think about them. You leave now or I’ll drag you out myself.”
10/10!!!!!!!!! They are GONE. No sign of them for MILES. Jing Yuan huffs and looks down at you. At this point, everyone’s looking at you two, making you extremely uncomfortable. He’ll stand beside you and pull you close, using that half of his jacket thing to cover you.
“We can leave. I’ll deal with everything else later. Come on.”
Luocha
This man is unpredictable. Sometimes, he’s grabbing your hand to prove your dating, others are just a straight kiss. You don’t mind. Either way, the world knows you two are together.
Luocha doesn’t mind leaving you alone, he’s got confidence in himself and you. That doesn’t mean he’s not there as your backup. Creeps creep on a daily- he’s gotchu. He sees the creep and he’s already walking toward you.
“No!” You exclaimed with a frown, “I'm not interested. Leave me alone.” Luocha didn’t mind scaring the creep off… but it was when they grabbed you that kinda set him off. “Hey.” Is all he says as he grabs their wrist to shove their hand away. 3/10. SOMETIMES people do get scared off by his demeanor. But there’s always that one. Our favorite.
For those guys, he’ll just get physical. There’s just this switch that goes off when it comes to you. 10/10. They’re either gone or out like a light.
“Come, we should go somewhere else.”
Blade
Lol. First of all, people know you’re dating this dude because you’re still alive while hanging off his arm. He’s not affectionate in public other than some sweet words. “You look nice today.” “I think you did well.” Things like that.
Blade can… be a helicopter boyfriend because he just has a 6th sense for creepies. You can be doing your own thing and he’s just standing there. Menacingly. There are days where he’s away from you, but he keeps a sharp eye on you. Then he notices the creep.
“Go away.” You say with a huff as you turn away. “Stop!” You yell, trying to pull your hand away. Suddenly, the creep is silent and frozen. You probably know exactly what happened.
You feel your arm come loose and look behind you to see Blade pointing… well his blade at the creep. He doesn’t say anything and the creep can’t help but just feel the icy fear in their veins. 10/10, Blade doesn’t fail.
“Thank you.” You say with a sigh as you run and hug his arm, looking up at him. Blade sighs and looks down at you, feeling that relief in his chest knowing that you’re fine and right beside him where you should be.
“It’s because you look cute today. Let’s go somewhere else.”
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mono-dot-jpeg · 8 months ago
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bad decisions - i. sae, b. meguru & m. reo
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summary; let's make some bad decisions.
genre/extra tags; rambling post?/scenarios???, fluff but not really, diet fluff, and diet angst, late night thoughts combined with day light thoughts, might be ooc
a/n; im gonna go out on a limb here and say you dont want yandere obsessive tendencies in the relationship (i dont write yandere bc i hate that trope and i dont understand the appeal). i only did three bc this was all i can think of, im so sorry- hope you enjoy this either way. thank you for requesting and for your patience.
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i think we all saw this coming when i say, sae probably gotta have some odd habits and thoughts when it comes to being a relationship. he's precise and serious in his soccer, and that bleeds into his relationships. it has nothing to you, no, not when he's so used to seeing into every detail and every possibility. he keeps trying to predict what you will do, and then you surprise him when it's not what he expected. most of the time, this happens when you're just doing something without much thought. he gets kind of weird about it though, he just blue-screens and had to take a moment before asking what is wrong with you because you didn't do the thing he expected. you have to tell him that this is just how you are, and he refuses to be outsmarted by his partner when he's usually the one with the brain cell between you two.
he feels the need to check on you a lot because he doesn't express it outright. he observes you like he's in a game match. it's cute at first but then you realize, "oh god he's really paying attention a little too well..."
he hates if you ever even try to interact with rin. he is one jealous little shit. if he's in a good mood [which is hard to tell with him], you have like a higher chance of talking to rin. but most days, he's keeping you away from him.
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bachira is unpredictable and he's crazy. he loves you a lot. and i mean a lot. he's extremely clingy towards things he cherishes and that probably stems from the lack of friends he had back then and he's just scared to lose you. but sometimes he really impedes on the day-to-day routine. he needs reassurance when you're gone. he texts you a lot. very standard clingy person.
he feels the need to be a guard dog. he's possessive but not in the way sae would be with his jealously. no, bachira is possessive but he's confident that he will keep you protected from others. but also he loves to wreak havoc so he likes being loud about being clingy and protective. it can get overwhelming.
i'm gonna be real, this one is short because bachira's traits could probably be pretty amplified in a relationship and honestly, i would go as far as to think that most of his traits would just be either better or worse in a relationship.
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overbearing. that should be enough to explain it.
he's got a weird complex with him. at least that is what i think. he really stuck with nagi a lot, and i think he would do the same in a romantic relationship. he's gotten too used to coddling nagi and he does the same to you. he spoils you. and it's great at first, but it can be a lot at once. and honestly i think he feels the need to compensate for something. what is the thing he's compensating for? i don't know, but he gives me those "compensating for something with money" vibes.
i think it's safe to say that all the boys have a pride to uphold and reo is no different. he hates being inactive. he wants to help you all the time. and i mean all the time. he wants to be useful but he goes at it terribly. he wants to be relied on.
is it crazy to say that i think reo is the worst out of the three here? probably but whatever.
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rakkuntoast · 1 year ago
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ok i got nothing else to do so here's a transcript of the whole trauma talk
philza stream july 22nd 3:26:06
Tallulah: if i think u were paranoid, he is even more. y'all need a break
Phil: i mean it's cuz we've like experienced some kind of loss with the eggs, right? so, we've had the nightmare, alright. Chayanne lost a life to neglect cuz of misscommunication. Tallulah, you lost a life to the code monster...
Phil: Like we've felt what it's like to have you guys dissappear from our grasp, right? you've like- you've dissapeared from this world briefly, and we know what it's like. Like i-i've personally know what it's like, for you guys to fucking dissapear entirely like, the nightmare happened and i thought that was it, i was like "fuck well, it's done" and i felt so empty, right?
Phil: I-I genuenly felt like i lost a hardcore world, like- the 5 year world that i lost? that's what it felt like, i was like fucking miserable. And then bad uh- lost dapper like- like in a weird glitch type thing, and that got reverted. But when it happened, you can hear it in his voice like, he was distraught like- theres like a bond that we share even if is playing block game, you know?
Phil: we're just hanging out like, i wanna protect you guys with everything i can. everything i have i wanna protect you with, you know? but... i understand that i can't protect you for everything, so i just try to protect you from that i can, so... (and ooc out-of-character, i think everyone watching is incredibly invested also -laughs-, we're in the same boat)
Tallulah: It's understandable, thanks for sharing how u feel with us i'll be more careful
Phil: that's okay, you- you- you're very careful already tallulah, it's chayanne that fucking dives head first into danger all the time. He's- he's a bit more reserved now, you can do that chayanne when like theres more people, its fine, cuz then we can look after you, we can back you up. But when its just me and you, or me, you and tallulah.... we gotta- we gotta stick together, alright? we've seen all kinds of strange things happen
Chayanne: i mean, gosh i'm bad with words!!!
Phil: yeah, its alright. im just gonna throw some blocks out of my inventory
Tallulah: i gotchu brother
Phil: awww -laughs- gotta back eachother up, back eachother up guys
Tallulah: you show more with ur actions chay, that's more than enough
Chayanne: i dont want to die, i wont die soon, i take everything you showed us seriously
Phil: (overlaps) guessing "super seriously", yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Phil: You know what i think makes it more stressful? Is that us players can't see your health, right? So like, we don't iknow how close you are to danger, we can't- you can't talk to us mid fight, alright? like, you talk to us throught signs and books and stuff but like, we have to go through body language alone to figure out how in danger you are... You can't tell us, you dont have like a button to press, you don't have- there's like nothing to indicate that you're extremely low on health or in peril, alright?
Phil: So it makes it more stressful for the players and the people watching cuz we dont know, so i have to just be super fucking careful... And just treat it like you're on like barely any heart all the time, just in case
Chayanne: Thank you so much for that, when the giant squid grabbed me i was shaking-
Phil: -laughs- Oh god
Tallulah: Thank you for being such a good mentor (and father figure) i can't promise i might not die, but i will fight if i have to-
Phil: Oh i absolutely believe you'll do your absolute best to survive tallulah
Chayanne: When the giant squid grabbed me i was shaking bc i thought that was the end of it
Phil: Yeah- that was terrifying yeah, it's so- it's so like stressful
Tallulah: -to still be here with you all. i promised my papa and i make that promise to you
Phil: Aww, thank you Tallulah, thank you.
Phil: I feel like there's enough counter-measures in place that- realistically um it shouldnt be- nothing bad would happen like- you souldn't lose a life but.. You know me, and I- you know how im- I just I know that multiple bad things can stack on top of eachother and cause a really bad thing to happen, so like we have to be just careful of that, you know? You can be prepared for anything but there's always gonna be ways that you'll be unprepared for something, alright Phil: so- as long as we just prepare as much as we can and just be extra safe and not put ourselves in unnecessary danger then.. These situations that could happen can't happen. The only thing we can't prevent against really, or we can prevent it a little bit- but we can't really prevent it is when the code monster decides to take the life from an egg cuz.. You've seen it first hand, it does not give up
Chayanne: So yeah, it's not a good feeling ;_;
Phil: Yeah... I'm glad you guys are in the same page
Tallulah: In conclusion: we need to go to tio Roier's therapy sessions
Phil: -laughs- Is Quackity paying for it, yeah? Quackity got that on lock, it's like and insurance- it's like a company insurance, like a benefit you have for working with the server. its like "okay so uhh, who needs to book a therapy session today" everyone raises their hand at the same time, good god. Yeah, we'll go to family therapy together, we'll work it out, we'll work it out
edit: minor spelling mistake </3
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prismatica-the-strange · 2 months ago
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Graveyard Flowers | A Few Stipulations
Warnings: 18+, horny Bj, death (obv), depression ment., no smut but lots of allusions to sex. Possibly ooc.
"Working" for Beetlejuice isn't exactly what Rosie envisioned, but things aren't always as bad as they seem.
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"So this is it," Beetlejuice motions to the office, "It ain't much, but the guys are pretty mellow, and I like to keep the atmosphere chill."
She gets a few waves which she awkwardly returns.
"And that brings me to the next order of business," He tugs on his lapels, "Your uniform."
"Uniform?"
"Gotta have one."
"Okay... do I get one of those snazzy yellow blazers or-" He cuts her off with a snap of his finger and she feels a gust of wind. When she looks down her eyes do wide, "Oh, no. No, no, no! Beej what the hell is this?"
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"That's your uniform."
"This is barely lingerie!"
"Really extenuates your-" She slaps his hands away from her tits.
"I'm not wearing this!" She lifts her arm to try and cover herself.
"Uh, your contract says otherwise," He argues.
He pulls out the document and points to a part of the text she can't even read.
"Give me that," She tears it from his hand, squinting at it until he pulls out supernaturally strong magnifying glass, revealing a tiny illustration of the outfit she's currently wearing.
"See?" He gives her a lopsided grin, "But hey, if you're not feeling it, I can be flexible."
She feels the loose hem of her skirt tighten around her thighs, morphing into a stupidly short pencil silhouette.
"Are you kidding me?"
"You know? I might actually like this better," He palms her ass, suddenly behind her, and she spins around, slapping him.
"I want my clothes back."
"Can't do that," He shrugs, "Guess you're just gonna have to suck it up, buttercup-..."
He gulps when her glaring eyes light up and blood starts to weep from between her stitches.
"You're upset," He says, taking a step back, hands up in front of him, "Why don't we talk this out, I'm sure there's a compromise here."
He jumps when the blood forms and hardens into a straight razor in her hand.
The shrunken heads watch in shock as she strong arm's their boss.
"You want your clothes back?" He snaps his fingers, "There- well... kinda."
She looks down and she's in one of her comfy sweaters and a pair jeans from before she died.
He coughs, leaning back against a table, trying to casually cross his legs to hide his raging hard-on, "'S that better?"
She sighs and nods, the blade in her hand melting back to blood and flowing back into her wound.
"Good. Wouldn't want any little outbursts, now would we?"
She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms over her chest, "Just tell me what exactly you expect me to do."
He huffs a heavy sight of relief and pops up behind her, one arm slung around her shoulders, and adjusting his junk with the other hand.
"Nothin' much," He admits, "Tidy up here and there, take my calls, do coffee runs, stand there an' look pretty. Pretty standard fare."
"So..." She scowls to herself, "I'm your PA?"
"That a problem?"
"Well, it's not exactly how I pictured spending my afterlife."
"Aw, c'mon darlin' where's that smile?" His finger briefly catches her chin, "At least you're not in lock up anymore."
"I guess," She glances around the office.
She always thought once she died she'd get a little freedom in her existence, but this was worse than her job before she was murdered. She wonders for a moment if there was anyway to get a job haunting a bookstore or something.
"That's my girl," He steers her toward the one empty desk unaware of how that phrase would have her blushing if she could, "You can use my best buddy Bob's old desk, bless his soul- hah!"
His chest ignites in flame at his half-hearted sign of the cross and he quickly pulls away to put it out.
His goofy flailing makes her giggle and a wave of relief washes over him.
He would never- ever speak it into being, but he feels a weird sense of guilt over her death. He'd heard her try and call him that night, felt the urgency behind it, and it thrilled him, knowing his fleshie wanted to see him again, but when she didn't follow through he shrugged it off and went about his business.
Knowing she spent most of the last year in her particular torment makes his unbeating heart ache.
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Uh oh...
"Sweetheart," He grunts, tapping her shoulder. She's fallen asleep at her desk with her head on her arms.
She looks incredible sweet and peaceful and... oddly unnerving. He still isn't quite used to her being dead so her still, unbreathing corpse gives him chills.
"Rosie-" He holds her forehead, tilting her head back, but he jumps back when her eyes open, already glowing, and she takes a swing at him with a spectral blade, "Whoa! Hey now!"
She flickers to the other side of the room, her fingers tentatively touching her throat.
It takes him a second but he remembers how her uncle did something similar when he killed her, "Didn't mean to freak ya. Not this time, at least. You fell asleep."
She blinks at him, "I don't know why I'm so tired."
"That'll be the PD's little safety assurance they made me add to your contract."
Her sleepy little confused face is way too cute for a cold-blooded killer.
"To keep you from going off and rampaging the livin' they're insisting you're partially sedated," He explains, "No where near when you were in deep lock-up, but enough to keep you from becoming a problem."
"Well, stop it!"
"Can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Cause if I do they'll put you back in deep freeze."
She runs her hand down her face with a sigh.
"Hey now," He's next to her with his arm slung around her shoulders again, "Don't be so down about it, we can get you a little cot, make it all cozy, whaddaya say?"
She slumps against him with a huff and he stiffens, "Yeah, whatever."
"But until then," He snaps his fingers and suddenly she's straddling lap at his desk chair, "You can always use me."
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
"I'd like it better if you were wearing this," Another snap of his fingers and she's back in that 'uniform' as he so graciously called it, and his hands grip the back of her thighs, "That's more like it."
"Beej..."
He hasn't seen her this timid around him since the first time they decided to fuck back when she was alive, and he is all for it.
"Someone's horny," He teases in a sing-song voice, hands sliding up to knead the flesh of her ass. He cackles when she slaps him and tries to wiggle off him, "Careful how you move there, you'll get me all excited!"
"Pig!" She wrenches herself out of his grip, and when she looks at him again his nose has morphed into a pig snout.
"You love it," He snorts. She flicks his snout and when it pops back to normal he scrunches his nose a few times, "Rude."
She just scoffs and walks back to her desk, not bothering to argue about her clothes.
A win for him, that's for sure, but when she passes out an hour later, cheek pressed against the musty wood, he pulls a blanket out of nowhere and wraps it around her shoulders.
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He's never seen a more ghost-like ghost.
For the past three weeks she's been practically haunting the office with her bad vibes. There's being dead and then there's acting like it, and she's been far too committed to the bit for his liking. She won't even snap at him for his risqué touches!
"Alright!" He hops off his desk where he's been watching her unenthusiastically talk to a potential client, "That's it, you're comin' on a job with me."
She somehow looks even less enthusiastic, "Two things Beej. One, if you think I'd ever let anyone else see me in this get up, you're delusional. And two, I can barely lift a phone I'm so tired, how the hell am I supposed to help you on a haunt?"
"Secondly, you're only sedated so you can't break out of the Netherworld, once you're out I can get rid of that. And first off, I've got a few options for ya," He slaps his hand on the desk and motions for her to stand, rolling his eyes and pulling her to her feet when she doesn't move, "If you could play along for just a few seconds that be great."
"Beej-"
"Shut it," He warns, pressing his finger to her lips, but his playful tone pulls a smile to her face.
"Fine," She chuckles, "What kind of 'options'?"
"So glad you asked. To start, we have an old classic," He snaps his fingers and she's back the vampire hunter costume she died in, "Next up we have this little number."
She's suddenly in a black corset and pants get up that's oddly practical for her new boss.
"And lastly," Another snap and she's sporting a black pinstriped, white powersuit not too unlike his.
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"The first one," She says confidently and he pouts, "But..."
He perks up at that.
"But?"
"I would rather wear the second around here its, more practical," She fiddles with the hem of the blazer she's wearing, "You mind?"
"Well, if you insist," He's in front of her now, fingers making quick work of the buttons before pushing the fabric back to reveal the black lace bra he's put her in.
All the shrinkers, who have been trying very hard to ignore this whole exchange, all look over at the loud crack of her slapping him. It's probably the hardest she's ever slapped him and he immediately feels himself start to get hard.
"That is not what I meant, and you know it!" She hisses.
"Mmm... yeah alright," He groans. He changes her back into those tight leather pants and long coat, eyes still fixated on the swell of her breasts, almost like he's hypnotized by them.
"Hey," She grabs his chin and tilts his head up to look at her, "My eyes are up here."
"They sure are, gorgeous," He basically purrs, melting into her hand.
"God, you're pathetic," She scoffs and he almost topples over when she pulls her hand away, "What kind of job did you have in mind?"
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"That's it, sweetheart," He murmurs in her ear, his ands holding her hips from behind, "Y'know you're actually pretty good at this."
"Would you shut it?" She snaps, "I'm trying to concentrate."
"Right, right..." He leans slightly closer and nips at her earlobe, making her jump.
The startle cause a a lightbulb down the hall to pop and one of the window panels she'd been frosting to crack.
"Did you just bite me?"
"Wh-who the hell are you?"
"Great," She huffs, "He can see us now. Happy?"
The three of them share a look and Beetlejuice rights himself and straightens his suit, "I'll take care of this, toots."
"What the hell did you just call me?"
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"And that's when the chandelier fell?"
Beej and Rosie are sat across the desk from Wolf, their clothes and hair still mussed from their earlier physical exertions.
"Yeah, something like that," Beetlejuice shrugs, trying not to grin too hard.
The detective pauses for a moment.
"On the ceiling?"
"She's a freak, this one," He chuckles and Ro doubles over in her chair to hide her face in her hands, "Took me by surprise too."
"Shut up, Beej!"
Wolf shakes his head slightly, "Hell of a way to die."
"Got a hell of a show."
"Beetlejuice!"
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the-old-witch-writes · 2 years ago
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Day 2 🡆 Monsterfucking (Jinbei x afab!reader)
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summary: as the Madame to one of the most popular brothels in the Grand Line (no matter what Black Maria might claim), you've been in the business long enough to live by three rules.
no kissing.
never except less than what you're worth.
don't fall in love.
and in all this time, you have never broken these rules. well, except for Him, of course.
pairing: Jinbei x afab!reader, onesided!Kizaru x afab!reader
cw: Jinbei is probably so OOC and i'm sorry for that, reader is a sex worker and a Madame, also is in her mid/late 30s, so there's at least a ten year age gap between reader and Jinbei, reader has a name, gentle dom (mostly)!Jinbei, no use of y/n, she/her pronouns, afab reader, sexual content, reader also smokes, bit of a size kink, slight dumbification, blood mention, biting, Jinbei has two cocks and that's all you need to know, slightly possessive undertones, despite everything reader is pathetically (and secretly) in love with him, the feelings are implied to be mutual...but you know how One Piece men are when it comes to their FEELINGS
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Prelude
his solid thighs slap into yours relentlessly, his tall body looming over yours as he groans in your ear.
“Hng, oh my god—!” he praises in his near whiny voice, clearly enjoying himself. “Your pussy’s so good after all these years, like silk, baby! Missed it so much!”
and you? well you just keep resting your head on your folded arms, eyes on the wall in front of you as you fight the urge to fall asleep. how long has he been here? your bored eyes dart to the clock hanging on the wall, and your painted lips curl into a sneer. too long.
with a sigh, you clench around his throbbing cock and roll your hips back to slap your lush ass against him, knowing that drives him insane. the old bastard’s been obsessed with your ass for years, and he gets absolutely ridiculous whenever he watches it move, whenever he even touches it.
“O-oh, oh fuck, baby...! Gonna make me cum!”
see what I mean?
hurry up then, you think, blowing a strand of hair from your face. there are more important things for you to do, more people to see. more money to make. the night is still young, after all, and you and your girls gotta eat and keep that roof over your heads steady—and quite frankly, you can only tolerate his presence for so long while remaining sober.
“—So good, so fucking good,” he finally chokes, and then he’s letting out that long groan, his greedy hands squeezing right at your ass as he tosses his head back. “Aw, yeah, take it all baby, yeaaaaah—”
you feel the warmth inside you, filling in the condom he’s wearing, and a bit of relief eases from your chest. 
Fucking finally, you think with a long sigh, barely noticing him pulling out and putting himself back together. I’m gonna need such a strong drink after this.
very quickly after, when your rather low cut kimono is back in place, you are leaning against your desk and counting the money he handed you. 
“All the belli should be there,” he assures you, still wearing his usual oily smirk—like you weren’t making him cry with your cunt minutes before—and adding in a low voice, “Along with an…extra donation.”
you raise your eyebrows in appraisal, despite still eyeing the money you count. once you see the amount originally promised to you, plus the extra he claims is there, you give him a nonplussed look.
“That’s rather generous of you, Admiral,” you tell him with a gracious nod, slyly reaching behind you to place the money in your lockbox. “We are grateful for your continuing patronage.” 
he stares at you, the lenses in his glasses flashing as his eyes narrow slightly.
“…Is that really all, my dear?”
“What else is there to discuss?”
he stares some more, then—with his cheeks slightly flushing—he clears his throat. “My proposal, perhaps…?”
the urge to roll your eyes is strong, but you manage to resist it—barely.
“Kizaru, I’ve told you already,” you tell him, as you have told him a million times prior. “I’m not marrying you.”
his expression falls slightly. “But why not?”
“I’ve told you why.”
“But you haven’t seen him in years, doll. You told me yourself. He’s probably dead by now,” Kizaru croons, his smirk widening as he reaches his long arm to offer you his palm, gold rings glinting under the light. “You’d benefit more if you come with me. I’ll take good care of you, promise…”
you raise one eyebrow, expression dry. then you nod to the door out of your office. “You should go back to your men, Admiral. They’re probably wondering where you are.”
Kizaru’s glasses glint again, just as the offered palm twitches. your gaze remains steady on him, the hand behind you grasping lightly at the hand canon you keep on you at all times.
but then Kizaru lets out a slow, but still chilled laugh.
“If you say so,” he says, adjusting his white coat along his shoulders. “But you really should reconsider, darling. I personally love your establishment and the services you offer—but Akainu will not be so forgiving if he finds out.”
your mouth settles into a frown. it’s not a threat, but the truth is undeniable. this meeting with Kizaru will not be the last—in fact, it will be necessary to keep you and your girls safe.
at least for now.
two pairs of feet are at the door, their steps so light, they might as well have been the wind. you lift a hand up in a gracious gesture.
“Good night, Admiral. Bella and Donna will walk you out.”
“Oh, no, that’s unnecessary. Thank you, of course, girls,” he says to the two masked young women dressed salaciously in red and black. “But I remember my way out…”
you shrug, resisting the urge to spit the spot on the ground he’d stood on—that carpet was a gift from a dignitary in Alabasta, and it would be a shame to have it ruined further—and then fold your arms across your chest. 
Suit yourself…prick.
and with a few steps, he is finally—finally— out of your sight. 
once he is gone, Donna turns to you. because her mask only covers her eyes and part of her nose, you can see how her painted lips twist in a disgusted sneer.
“Did he really offer marriage? Again? Does he not know what ‘no’ means?”
you take out a cigarette and, once it’s between your lips, quickly ignite the end with the flick of your lighter. 
“He’s a pig who answers to the World Government. Of course he doesn’t.” 
Bella frowns, a near pox on her soft face and then she lifts her hands to quickly sign, “Are we safe, mistress?”
“For now,” you reply gently while sitting down in your chair. “But be on your guard. We don’t know how long Kizaru’s ‘kindness’ will last.”
a pause.
“Well, pig or not, he’s pathetic—very much like every other man who’s proposed to you,” Donna sneers, hands on her hips. “Why don’t they all just move on?”
Because I’m good at what I do, part of you wants to answer, but you shrug instead. to make such a statement is unnecessary.  
“I wouldn’t put too much blame on them, really,” you say with a smirk while spinning your chair to face your window, seeing the full moon overlook the calm sea. just looking reminds you of the smell of salt, of drinking sake and talking, of him holding your hand, of his sharp teeth on your throat— 
after taking a slow drag of your cigarette, you release a smoke ring in the shape of a blazing sun. 
“Not their fault I was ruined for human men years ago.”
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The Return
weeks later, when you get news of his arrival on your island—of him heading towards your establishment—every inch of you bursts into flame. your hands start to shake and your skin is flushed from heat and longing and oh my god he's finally coming to see me after all this time.
no time to waste. you've got to get ready.
you leap to your closet to go through the dresses hanging in your closet, shifting until you come across a particularly lovely and salacious kimono—one you recall him liking quite a lot—and then snatch it off the hanger. the robes still fit you, thankfully, with the sleeves hanging slightly off the shoulder and your ample cleavage still covered but only enough to entice, to tease. 
turning to the mirror, you start to fix up your hair. memories inspire you to undo your bun and leave it flowing down your back, over your bare shoulders. you run a hand through your hair to give it some volume and check the mirror. Perfect, you think. he will be pleased to see your hair down; he is very fond of running his fingers through it.
(you are too, of course. there is little you would do for him.)
when you hear the knock, you leap back to your desk. you lean on the edge, lifting one leg through the part of your kimono to lean your foot against the mahogany, just enough to reveal one of your rather thick thighs through the parting, but still enough to maintain your modesty. you quickly grab your pipe and inhale the weed inside, to give yourself an air of nonchalance. of the aloof and mysterious madam running the best brothel on this side of the Grand Line. (no matter what Black Maria says.) you don't pine, let alone fall in love—much like your girls don't. you have not been eager to have him visit again, after all these years. aloof and mysterious Madam Spider Lily, they call you.
you imagine you’re quite a sight at the moment. any man would absolutely salivate at the sight of you. 
and that’s why you’re so nervous. because the truth is, he is not just any man. he is unlike any other man you will ever meet, in many ways.
still, despite your stomach fluttering—or perhaps because of it—you clear your throat and finally call, “Come in!”
slowly, the door opens. he steps inside carefully, ducking his head and leaning one palm against the doorway. when he’s fully inside, he stands at his full height—which would loom over three of you stacked together—and then stares down at you, his expression softening.
“Sayo,” he rumbles out your name, like the word itself was a prayer.
feeling weak, your expression begins to melt as your eyes widen and sparkle up at him.
God, has he always been this…massive?
trick question, of course he has. it was the first thing you noticed about him years ago, when you were twenty years old and just green enough to be feel uncertain about sleeping with a Fishman for the first time—let alone one close to Fisher Tiger, who wasn’t really known for being…kind to the girls you worked with at the time—but now? seeing him after two years?
your thighs squeeze together, trying to quell the wet heat gathering there, the ache slowly building. your tongue swipes across your mouth, just as your eyes turn dark.
“Jinbei,” you reply, making your voice like the softest, most expensive silk. while taking another puff of your pipe, you start to step away from your desk. “It’s been quite some time.”
“Two years,” he says.
And six months, two days, you add mentally while making a show of inspecting your nail, your fingers first curling into your palm and then stretching outward. 
“Oh, really?” you say. “I hadn’t noticed.”
Jinbei watches you, his head tilting slightly. then the side of his mouth quirks upwards as his brow twists to make his expression wry. he steps towards you slowly, almost like a prowl really, and gently places his palms on either side of your hips. and throughout all that time, you refuse to look up, even with the heat spreading across the back of your neck, even as you begin chewing your bottom lip. but then a cool hand cradles the side of your face, thumb stroking near your chin. then Jinbei is grasping your chin, gently turning your head, and then tilting it upward so you’re looking right into his eyes. your throat tightens, the eye contact is a lot, but you don’t fight him.
“…I missed you, dear,” Jinbei whispers.
heart fluttering, you reply, “Truly?”
“Truly.”
the sound of his voice makes you melt, a smile spreading across your flushed face automatically as your eyes cloud over—but then you catch yourself in time. you sit upright, then move away from his grip to cross your arms over your chest, expression freezing over.
“Words are cheap,” you tell him. then, with a jerk of your head, a challenge in your expression, “Show me how much you missed me.”
Jinbei’s expression falters for a moment, the gaze in his dark eyes melting into something he is still afraid to name, even after fifteen years of this thing between you two—but again, only for a moment. you likely don’t catch it in time.
the hand previously cradling your face quickly moves to rest on the side of your torso, right under your arm. slightly stunned, you feel Jinbei’s other hand grasp your other side and with barely a struggle, he lifts you off the ground until you are at eye level with him. breathing harshly, you feel your heart hammer against your ribs, feel searing heat shoot right to your cunt. he stares at you for a moment, his gaze full of fire, before tossing you over one of his shoulders.
and you’re stunned, for a moment, before placing your palms against his back and glaring over at him.
“H-hey, this was not what I meant…!”
“Where’s your room again?” Jinbei mutters, looking around the room before he notices the door on the left of your desk. “Ah, there it is…”
before you can protest further, the door is practically kicked open and you’re thrown right onto the soft bed with crimson sheets. a yelp leaves you as you bounce, and you stare up at the ceiling to try to catch your breath.
How dare he—? Treating me like this, you think with a whimper. It’s hardly fair!
you barely sit up before one hand is on your throat to pin you down while the other is on the inside of your right thigh—spreading, exposing, claws digging slightly into your soft skin—and then, of course, Jinbei’s there. his breath is hot, his teeth nearly graze against your folds before his mouth opens and then his tongue delivers a fat lick along your slit, resulting in a weak moan leaving you, the pleasure tearing apart your resolve, reminding you just how badly you’ve been wanting him inside you, after so much disappointment from other men. how much you’ve been aching for his attention. a small, dreamy smile starts to spread across your lips as your cheeks flood with heat, as you lay back and let him have his way.
then, just as you start to relax, that tongue is thrusting inside your cunt, thick and twisting and relentless.
you let out another moan, shaky but deep from your throat, and then writhe against the bed, the only sensation grounding you is the feel of Jinbei’s giant hand tightening slightly around your neck, keeping you in place but giving you enough room to call out your safe word if the moment called for it—not that it crosses your mind, really, you’re too overcome with your desire for him. 
still, as Jinbei seems intent on eating you alive, you still can’t help but writhe on the bed, mind growing empty of all thought. you want more, it’s too much, it’s not enough, he should be more gentle with you it’s been so long, I want him to fuck me like a beast— 
embarrassingly (well, for you), it isn’t long before you fall apart at the seams, your eyes rolling back and your toes curling as you scream and scream, waves of pleasure spilling from you. he snarls against your cunt, satisfied at the slick gushing into his mouth, dripping onto the sheets. his long tongue continues to thrust inside you, to twist and swirl—anything to make sure every inch of you feels him—and then it’s curling right there, right where you’re reaching your peak. 
finally, as your lower stomach tightens and your teeth clench, the fire building inside you becomes impossible to control.
“J-Jinbei!” 
you press your palms at his shoulders, perhaps as an attempt to push him away, to tell him to be gentle with you—but he’s too big, too ravenous. your small hands probably feel like nothing to him right now. you try hard not to whimper at the thought, at imagining him looming over you and how his presence brings out something in you no other has. men like Kizaru are pigs. fucking them is barely business anymore, it’s a chore; something you do to make sure you and your girls stay fed. 
how can any man mean anything else to you, after He ruined you, so many years ago, when you were young yet had a heart full of cold steel?
“Jinbei, please…!”
he lets out another growl against you, mixed with a deep moan. he pulls up from you, swiping his tongue across his mouth, his eyes dark but full of warmth. no other man has ever looked at you like that, like you mean something. like you’re more than just another whore to throw money at when the deed is done.
seeing that, your heart trembles, even as the gaze in your eyes hardens. you refuse to hold back anymore.
your hands reach up for the collar of his kimono to pull him down to meet you. although Jinbei is much stronger than you—that even trying to pull him to do anything is like moving a stone—he still dips down to bring his mouth to yours. kissing him is a bit of a challenge—his mouth is full of sharp teeth, so your lips are never left without bruises or slight cuts, no matter how gently he always tries to handle you—but you don’t care. with a moan, you tangle your tongue with his; and with a needy mewl, you reach up to tangle your fingers through his hair and then rest your hands on his shoulders, the sides of your mouth stinging already as the kiss deepens.
you barely notice Jinbei undoing his kimono, or the fastens of his pants—but when you feel him, oh you feel him.
gasping, you eagerly look down to see both his cocks out and ready, and your body clenches with need. immediately, something feral and burning erupts from inside you, causing your hands to clench around his shoulders.
Jinbei swallows, watching your expression carefully. 
“H-how do you want…?”
“Both,” you answer instantly.
his brows rise to his hairline, eyes wide as he sputters out, “Both?”
licking your lips, you nod. your eyelids close to hood your gaze while you sneak a hand down to stroke one of his long, fat cocks. “I want all of you,” you purr out.
hearing that, Jinbei’s cheeks flood with color and there’s this odd sparkle in his eyes—and then, fire.
with a little squeal, you find yourself on your stomach, your bottom half lifted up so you’re kneeling on the plush bed. Jinbei crawls behind you to mount you, your ass right against the curve of his cocks and his thighs right behind yours, practically forcing them apart. the tips of them brush right against your entrances—the bottom one pressed right at the slick folds of your body, while the one on top is pressing right against the pucker of your ass—and you bite back a moan.
he looms over you then, growling against the shell of your ear. “Ready?”
you can barely speak, can only nod frantically, pressing your face against the bed as you hum out in a near whine, “Mm-hm, mm-hm…!”
“Good.”
then he’s pushing in and in and oh god—your mouth parts to let out a long, keening moan as your eyes go clouded, your mind empty. fuck, fuck, he’s still so big and with both cocks inside you, you’re left so full. you really shouldn’t try to take him. most sane women would have ran away. but your body only clenches and sucks him in deeper as he moves gently inside you, opens you up so you can take more of him. 
with a mewl, you start rolling your hips back to meet him, making Jinbei let out a choked groan behind you before he firmly places a hand to your lower back.
“Stay still,” he demands in a growl. 
“Jinbei,” you beg in a whine, squirming under his cool palm. “Need you…”
“Sayo, I won’t risk hurting you. So stop being a little brat,” Jinbei emphasizes with his webbed fingers grasping the roots of your long dark hair, the pressure still enough to keep you in place as he growls, “and do as I say.”
with that said, he shoves the rest of himself inside you, his fat cocks stuffing your holes instantly. your back arches as you let out a broken moan, your thighs trembling. Jinbei groans behind you, then looms over you to breathe hotly in your ear.
“Can I—?”
“Please!”
he huffs out a laugh but obeys instantly, proceeding to fuck you so hard and fast your eyes end up rolling back. it isn’t long before the only sounds in your bedroom are your moans bouncing off the walls, the sounds of your skin meeting his, and the soft but filthy words he whispers into your neck. 
“…Look how your body sucks me in so eagerly, darling,” Jinbei rasps, his grin widening at how you cry out wordlessly, your eyes glossy and tearing up with each drag of his cocks inside your body. “I forgot how greedy you are, how much of a whore you can turn into when I fuck you…”
you let out a moan, barely a string of words together. “…you!”
he hooks his hand under your chin and tilts your head up so he can bore into those wide eyes of yours. “What’s that, dear? I didn’t hear you.”
“Only for you,” you repeat, sounding clearer through your moans. you blink tears away and add, “Only for you, Jinbei!”
Jinbei pauses a second, his expression faltering a fraction—and then he’s snarling, a flush across his cheeks.
“Damn right!”
with that growl, he dips his face downward to the side of your neck and sinks his teeth into your shoulder, eagerly suckling at the little drops of blood that seep from the wound. as you let out another cry of his name, Jinbei increases the ardor in his thrusts, making sure to drag every inch of him against the spots inside you that make you see stars. while one hand remains under your chin, his free hand sneaks between your legs and begins stroking your pulsing clit to the rhythm of his thrusts.    
it isn’t long before your moans become longer, until your voice starts to tremble.
“J-Jinbei, I can’t, I can’t—”
Jinbei doesn’t respond beyond licking at the bite wounds he left on your neck and increasing the strokes of his fingers on your body. then, before you can even think to hold back, your whole world explodes in pleasure that gushes and gushes out of your cunt. you scream along with it, each wave of your orgasm hitting you and making your knees buckle into the bed—the only thing holding you up being Jinbei’s hands going to your waist and keeping you in place as he uses you to chase after his own orgasm. 
“Yes, darling, just like that. You’re so good, you always are,” he praises, his groans becoming choked. “I’m almost there, almost—!”
he suddenly moans, long and deep as his cum gushes inside your cunt and ass, dripping around his cocks and dribbling down the inside of your thighs. then Jinbei nearly collapses on top of you, turning his head to leave fervent kisses and bites along your neck and shoulders. 
although you’re practically a drooling, moaning mush of a woman, you can’t help but start grinning drunkenly as he leaves you an utter mess on the bed.
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newtthetranswriter · 1 year ago
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heLLOOOOO can i ask for some baji scenario?? a fluffy one, where baji and reader have to babysit some relative's child and then the child starts to have fun with baji's hair? yk the braids, some cute clips etc... and then baji shows up to the gang's meeting with the new hairstyle....
rest is up to you!!!! it doesn't have to be romantic tho, i see it as a more platonic/friendly scenario?
YOU GOT THIS MY FRIEND AND REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!! love u 💞💞
Word count:982
Warning:none I think other than people may be a little ooc as I haven't written much for Tokyo revengers but I do want to do more.
Pairing: Keisuke Baji x reader (platonic)
A/n: Hello Ness, thanks for requesting, I enjoyed writing this even if it seems a little clunky. I gotta say writing on my phone on a long ass road trip is a little difficult but I hope you like it. Also in this everyone is alive and well. The kids in the story are modeled after my own niece and nephew, who I will hopefully see on this trip. Let me know if you like it or want more. My requests are still open. Anyway, remember to hydrate or diedrate, and have a good day.
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It was supposed to be a relaxing weekend hanging out with my best friend Baji, but unfortunately my older sister decided she wanted an afternoon without her kids. Being the only one without 'important' plans, I was volunteered to take care of them for the afternoon. Being busy with a nine year old and a six year old I forgot to cancel my plans with Baji.
While trying to get my nephew to sit and watch a movie with his sister, I heard a knock at the door. I quickly ran to the door hoping it was nothing, only to be greeted by a slightly upset Baji.
"Oh shit, Keisuke I'm so sorry. I was in the middle of getting ready to meet up with you when my parents told me I had to stay home to watch my sister's kids and they haven't stopped running around since. I completely forgot to text you." I ramble out my explanation.
As he was about to speak my nephew ran up behind me grabbing my arm. "Y/n, Amara took the remote and won't put it back. She's trying to buy movies." The nine year old tattled on his younger sister.
"Sorry I have to deal with this, you can come in if you want." I said moving back to the living room and grabbing the remote from my niece's hand. "I will put on a movie and that's what we are gonna watch." I said turning on Frozen, knowing it'll keep the kids attention for at least a little while.
I then remembered Baji was here and turned back to him. "So, we can reschedule or you can chill here with this circus, it's up to you?" I asked.
He paused for a moment before responding. "I can help you watch them, it can't be much different than keeping Chifuyu and Kazutora out of trouble." Baji then sat on the couch next to my niece and started talking with her about the movie.
After finishing both Frozen movies, I got the kids a snack before they decided they wanted to play with some of the toys they keep here. My niece immediately grabbed a brush and butterfly hair clips from her little makeup kit.
She ran up to Baji with the cutest smile before asking her questions."Mister, could I do your hair? It's so pretty, like a princess." She was so sweet but knowing Keisuke isn't a fan of people messing with his hair I was about to tell her to find something else to do, when he spoke first.
"Sure why not. Just don't pull any out, get it." He said picking her up and placing her where she could get to his hair.
After about twenty minutes of My niece doing Baji's hair, she proudly announced she was done. Baji accepted the little hand mirror he was offering inspecting what had become of his hair. "I love it thank you, Amara, it looks wonderful. Don't you agree Y/n?" He asked, turning for me to see.
I held back a laugh as I took in what my niece had done to his hair. The longest part of his hair was in what looked like the best attempt at an Elsa braid my niece's little hands could manage, while there were also different colored butterfly hair clips throughout the braid and his bangs. "It really suits you Kei." I complimented.
At that moment my nephew then grabbed Baji's arm and pulled him to help him play a video game, saying something about it being 'his turn with Baji'. I smiled glad my friend was here to help me with these two.
Eventually the kids decided they wanted to sit at the table and color. Keisuke and I both seemed to space the fact that his hair was still in the messy style my niece had done. We also lost track of time because it was starting to get dark out and a sharp ringing blared through the dining room.
Realizing it was his phone, Keisuke excused himself saying he'd be right back. Only a moment later he walked in and explained he forgot there was a Toman meeting tonight and that the phone call was Chifuyu trying to figure out where he was. After saying goodbye to my niece and nephew he said a final good night and hopped on his bike to the meeting.
P.o.v change to the Toman meeting
As Baji arrived at the shrine he realized his hair was still in the messy braid and full of butterfly clips. He sighed as he decided the best way to prevent him tearing out his hair was to wait till he could take it down when he got home. With one last sigh, he made his way to the meeting ready to deal with the inevitable jokes to come.
"Nice butterflies dude, finally decided to spice up the look for once" Came the slightly teasing voice of Chifuyu as he noticed Baji had arrived.
The brunette just rolled his eyes and shoved the blonde's shoulder. Walking to his place towards the front of the meeting, ignoring all the comments being thrown his way.
When the meeting was dismissed it seemed all of the division captains decided to make their own jokes.
"I like the braid but the butterflies are too much. Maybe try a bow next time dude." Came Kazutora's jest at his best friend.
"Hook me up with your stylist, they did a great job" was shouted by Smiley as he laughed walking away with his twin.
Mikey even made a few comments about the look. But Baji just brushed the comments off, he had a fun afternoon sure it was what he had originally had planned but it was fun. The guys can make all the jokes they want.
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batmenstrualcycle · 7 months ago
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reflections; maki x reader
:"studying"
:master list
note: not my finest chapter lol, I'm SO sorry if maki's ooc </3
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"The test isn't that hard, all you gotta do is go with your gut, but I know you don't have one, so I'm gonna be nice and help you."
"That part wasn't very nice," you rolled your eyes and plopped down on Maki's bed. Her sheets were so silky, it made you a bit jealous, and made you think your own sheets were incompetent in comparison to hers, seeing that you toss and turn every night.
Maki shrugs before she reaches into her drawer and pulls out a few sheets of paper, "These are the answers on that test," she says as she hands them to you. "They aren't hard to memorize, there's just quite a few."
"I didn't think this is what studying was," you mumbled as you looked at the sheets of paper. They were all the same test, each with different dates and scores no lower than a 92. Impressive, you would think, if you didn't know that Maki was already smart to begin with. She simply shrugs and sits down next to you on her bed. "That just proves you've never taken a test before."
"I have, just not a paper test," you begin to chew on your bottom lip as you look between the three sheets of paper. All the answers were the same, since they were all the same sheets just with different dates and such, and the spaces between the letters that joined to construct her name were obviously different, otherwise you'd think she's a robot. You wouldn't be surprised, with the way she walks: always in a straight line with seemingly perfect posture, her shoulders are always squared- or maybe that's just the small shoulder pads of her uniform; the way she trains, you've watched her do the same routine every day for two and a half weeks: waking up, breakfast, training, lunch, training, dinner, then it resets the next day. It's like she's in a circle and she doesn't realize it, probably because she lived that way back at the Zenin estate.
"Well, they're not hard, but there's a lot of questions so you might get confused on which answer is which," she sat up from her headboard which she previously leaned back against then looked down at the papers in your hand. Her sharp eyes switched from the paper to your focused expression, and kept switching for a moment before you let out a sigh. Then you narrow your eyes at the final question on the backs of each test, "Why the hell is Gojo trying to stroke his own ego?!"
"I ask the same thing every time I see that question. Imagine being that sad and lonely that you have to get the approval from teenagers about yourself," Maki shakes her head, a hearty chuckle leaving her lips as she does so. You follow, your shoulders shaking in sync with the giggles leaving the flesh of your lips.
"You could just take a sharpie and write down the answers on your hand, he won't notice," Maki leans back towards her nightstand then pulls a marker from the top of it. You looked up from the sheets of paper and found her holding the sharpie in between her fingers. "Take your time writing them down, I don't mind having you in here."
"I'll be as slow as I possibly can," you chuckle as you pop off the lid and set the tests down on her bed, flattening your hand right next to it and writing stuff down on your palm. You wondered how long the ink would last, but you figured since you wouldn't be doing much this weekend, you'd be able to keep them on your hands for that long.
"I wonder how Naoya would react to seeing this," Maki circles her finger in the air around her whole room. "Bet he'd have a stroke." she finished with a small chuckle before she looked at you, watching you write the answers down on your palms.
"Probably, he never liked seeing me interact with others," you shrugged before putting the lid back on the sharpie. You turned to her, handing her the sharpie, hanging it loosely between your fingers. She takes it back, setting it down beside her and staring at you, "Do you think Naoya had a soft spot?"
"Absolutely not," you frowned a bit with an embarrassed huff, completely ignoring the small warmth in your face. "I just know that man loathed me."
"You'll know he loathes you when he bullies you relentlessly every day," Maki hums as she scoots closer. Your face practically lights on fire when your arms and knees are touching. "It got boring after a while, but I got used to it. I remember I used to wake up thinking he wouldn't do it that day for a change, but he always found a way. Be it verbally or physically, he always found a way to bully the shit out of me."
"I don't get it, why did he hate you so much?" you ask as you look at her, now watching her lean back. She probably hit the marker that she set down, but she didn't care, there were definitely worse things to be hit with. She looks at you as she crosses her arms behind her head, "Because I don't have cursed energy. That marks me as a disgrace to the Zenin clan, let alone being born a girl," she shrugs afterwards. You hum before leaning back with her.
"I don't think you're a disgrace," you glance at her, sending her a grin which makes her blush profusely. She frowns, turning away from your radiant smile as she clenches her jaw. You keep a smug expression as you watch her turn on her side and listen to the curses she's mumbling under her breath. Despite the doubt that she's feeling, since you're a special grade and she's a fourth grade, you weren't lying, you really didn't think she's a disgrace. It's the clan that's the real disgrace, if it were up to you.
"Right, that's believable," she turned back to you, looking more confident than when she was looking away. You rolled your eyes and sighed, "It's true. I never once started to wonder, so this is the disgrace everyone's talking about? Her? Are they sure?"
"That's easy for you to say," she shrugs again. "I mean, you've had power sitting in your hands forever and you never used it, yet nobody bats an eye or looks your way." she looks at you, a blank expression present on her face. You sigh and chew on your bottom lip for a moment. That's true, you always had that power in your grasp- in your palms, even- but you never used it up until that mission (minus when Naoya would train you- that doesn't count), and nobody said anything. Maki on the other hand, was always harassed by anyone at the Zenin clan for not having cursed energy- you thought it was unfair. She's still a human, and you thought that's what matters, rather than cursed energy. Apparently that's not what they think, and they ridiculed her for that.
"Like I said before, I don't really care about it that much," you looked at your palms; you were having a hard time believing that the power is actually yours to use, you're starting to think it's all a fever dream. Maki frowned, her nose scrunching up and her eyebrows knitting together as she looked at you once again. "Seriously?"
"Yeah, I mean I never asked for it," you shrugged. "And this stupid power is what landed me as a servant back at that damned estate."
"That's true, but you would've never met me," she replied; you didn't see the smirk since you were looking the other way, but looking wasn't necessary since you could hear everything smug in her voice. You sighed reluctantly, rolling your eyes since you knew it was true. "Whatever,"
The both of you stay silent for a moment, the only noise in the room is Maki's ceiling fan going 90 miles an hour, and it was already cold outside, so you were freezing in silence. Your body was shivering, and you were sure your fingers had locked up from how long you've been keeping them there. Doing anything with them wouldn't be of good use at all, they'd be moving too slow. The silence is loud- almost uncomfortable, if it weren't for the ceiling fan- you want to say something, but you can't think of anything to say after that. Unfortunately, Maki came up with something for you.
"Can I, like, ask you something?" she turned to face you, eyebrows slanted downwards as her sharp eyes stared at you, waiting for you to face her. Eventually you do, looking at her with hooded eyes, clearly tired since you two have been in her room for about two hours now, the time hitting 11:09 on her alarm clock.
"What is it?" you finally say, your words relieving the pressure building in her throat. Maki bites her tongue to keep herself from blurting out what she wants to say, so instead, she slowly leans in, resting a gentle hand on the bottom of your chin to hold your face in place, and her lips barely brush against your cheek.
Your eyes fluttered for a solid minute, sitting there in shock for another two minutes before finally contemplating what just happened. Your eyes glide over towards her as you watch her lean back as if nothing happened, then your lips parted. "Does that involve the question?"
"I was gonna ask first, but I couldn't find the words to," she looks at you with a relaxed look on her face. You simply nodded, not knowing what to say afterwards.
"Um...how long have you been hiding that?" you finally look at her, your eyes still blown wide from earlier. Maki shrugs, but tilts her head slightly and gives you a knowing look, one that sends butterflies swarming in your stomach. "Do you want me to do it again?"
"Please," you don't know why, but it felt like something clicked, like the universe fell into place when Maki's lips miraculously landed on yours instead of your cheek. The both of you breathing out your nose to extend the kiss for as long as possible, both of your faces warm enough to start a fire in the room, tongues colliding with one another and before you knew it, you ended up lying flat on your back.
"I wonder how your mom would react if she saw this," you panted, hands holding her red face. Maki chuckled then leaned in to press a kiss to your forehead. "I think she'd have a stroke if she saw us doing this," she hummed before going back to making out with you.
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rubywolf0201 · 1 year ago
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Incorrect Honkai Star Rail Quotes because I’m bored lol
*WARNING: May contain some OOC moments as always*
Fu Xuan: You stole my hairpins!
Jing Yuan: No, I didn’t.
Fu Xuan: Liar liar, plants for hire!
Jing Yuan, exasperated: It’s ‘pants on fire’…
Fu Xuan, crosses arms and huffs: You would know… liar.
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Blade: “Kafka, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you!”
Kafka: Bladie, I’ve used your sword to unclog my toilet!
Blade, shocked: WHAT?!?!
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Yanqing: Blade poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Sushang: He did?
Yanqing, frustrated: No! But are we just gonna wait around until he does?!
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Blade: “AH HA HA HA HA! I GOT YOU NOW!”
Dan Heng, cornered: “W-What are you gonna do?!”
Blade: “I... don’t know…”
Dan Heng: “What?”
Blade: “I never thought I’d get this far.”
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Welt Yang: “Okay, Sampo, you can go back to the Astral Express.”
Sampo: “Okay.”
Sampo: *gets in a car and drives away offscreen*
Jing Yuan: Was that his car?
Dan Heng: No.
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Silver Wolf: “I WANT SOUP!”
Blade, clearly losing his paitence: “HERE YOU GO! *It's alphabet soup*. I made it special.”
The soup: (says "GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE")
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Bailu: Hey guys, watch me do "The Grouchy Helm Master"!!
Yukong: Stop naming moves after me!
Bailu: [imitating Yukong] Everybody's an idiot except for me.
Yukong: Well, it's true.
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Pela: I'm very busy!
Serval: Well, I'm sure you are.
Pela: I don't like your tone!
Serval: *High-pitched voice* I'm sure you are!
Serval: *Normal voice again, smiling back at Pela* How's that?
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Gepard: I am going to give that crook Sampo a what for and there’s nothing you can say to stop me!
Luka: Oh yeah? What if I said… blargen fezibble nohip!
Gepard: …well, I gotta admit that slowed me down but I’m still going!
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Dan Heng: Thanks for nothing.
March 7th: You're welcome.
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Kafka, in a dramatic tone: He understands everything I say, and I understand him! He's my partner in crime...
Blade: *smirks*
Himeko: “D’aaaw...*sniffs and looks down* Hey, who left this bowl of onions here?”
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magnus-falafelking · 9 months ago
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OOC (fierrochase high school au fic im starting)
FIERROCHASE BAND AU
Chapter 1
Blue Jolly Ranchers Rock
“Come on, Magnus, it won’t be that bad. It’s just a school.” 
“I was homeschooled my whole life, Annabeth. This is bad.” I crossed my arms.
Annabeth Chase smiled serenely, “I promise you it’s not. You’ll make new friends and stuff.”
“I thought you were gonna introduce me to your friends,” I raised an eyebrow.
“I am,” Annabeth hesitated, “But you should make other friends as well.”
“Hmph,” Was all I said to this. What I really wanted to do was ask Annabeth if she was embarrassed by her weird cousin with chin-length unkempt blonde hair. Oh right, I reminded myself, that’s me. I looked up at the big bricked building. I definitely did not want to be here. After my mom, Natalie Chase died, I went to live with my cousin Annabeth, her father, and step-family. 
I was thankful for them of course, but I always hated the pitied looks from my relatives. 
My mom was dead and that was that. End of discussion. Don’t feel sorry. It’s fine.
“Come on, Mags, we gotta get to the front office to get your schedule and meet your guide,” Annabeth said, starting up the sidewalk to the front door.
Her words sent panic flowing through my system.
“Wait, what guide?” I asked, stopping my cousin by grabbing her arm.
Annabeth sighed and yanked away from me gently, “I forgot to tell you, I’m not gonna be showing you around the place. I can’t, I’ve got an algebra test first period!” Annabeth looked at me with, sorry Magnus, work always comes first because I'm such a nerd, but you’ll survive!! still sorry though! grey eyes. Grey eyes were pretty much a Chase family trademark. Mine were the same shade.
“It’s fine,” I muttered. And maybe it was. Maybe the guide would be totally cool. I’d be friends with them and I would have a not-so-horrible first day. Or maybe the guide would be a total jerk and I would have a miserable day.
It was a 50-50 chance.
Unfortunately, I had no choice but to take the chance.
Annabeth swung the door open and I saw an old lady secretary sitting behind a computer, typing away.
The lady smiled when she saw Annabeth, “Good morning, Ms. Chase,” she said to her.
“Morning, Mrs. Davidson!” Annabeth said and then whispered to me, “Get on her good side. She’s got a whole jar of blue jolly ranchers on her desk.” 
“Uh,” I started my sentence in a very cool, impressive way, “Morning,” I said to the old lady.
“You must be Magnus Chase, our new student,” Mrs. Davidson glanced at me once before pulling open the desk drawer and pulling out a slip of paper—my schedule.
“Here you go,” she handed me the paper and peered at me over her glasses, “Welcome to Half Blood High.”
Chapter 2
Samirah Studies me Like I’m Her History Textbook
As a new student, I certainly did not get the fresh pick of classes for my sophomore year.
Biology, Algebra, Geography, English, PE, and Spanish
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, and boring.
And then for my elective, I got…art?
Art. Magnus Chase and art? I was sure the people who arranged this schedule were messing with me. 
I would’ve much preferred choir or something. I liked to sing. And I was actually sort of good at it.
I didn’t have anything against art, I just kinda sucked at it. 
I guessed I’d have to get over the sucking if I wanted to pass.
My mother, however, was great at art. She’d paint me pictures every birthday, and hang them on my bedroom wall.
By the time I was 13, 13 painted pictures were hanging above my bed.
And now there were none. All the paintings were burned in the fire. Along with Natalie Chase.
I turned to Annabeth.
“Where my guide?” I asked.
“She should be- “
The office door swung open.
A girl with dark olive skin ran in. She wore a green hijab, jeans, a dark purple hoodie, and black sneakers. She wore an exhausted expression.
“Sorry I’m late,” the girl panted, and then her eyes met mine, “You must be Magnus,” She sighed.
“Uh, yeah,” I cleared my throat, “Hey.”
The girl looked at me like she was trying to figure me out.
Good luck! I wanted to tell her. I can’t figure me out myself!
“I’ll be your guide. My name’s Samirah,” she finally said, “But call me Sam.”
“Cool. You can uh, call me Magnus,” I stammered.
Sam laughed, which meant she thought I was funny, or an idiot.
The second option was probably the one.
“Well Magnus,” Sam glanced back up at me, “I guess I should start showing you around.”
After about an hour of a tour from Sam, I got a pretty good idea of the place.
“Any questions?” Sam asked when we returned to the main foyer. 
How do I get out of this? But I didn’t actually say that. I asked my brain, which didn’t have an answer. What an unhelpful brain.
“No,” I cleared my throat, “Thanks for uh, showing me around.”
“No problem,” She said, “It’s about to be lunchtime so we should get to the cafeteria,” Sam started down the hall.
“Oh. Yeah, okay,” I followed behind Sam.
I wondered if I’d get to meet Annabeth’s friends. From what I had heard, they were kind of popular at school and were really nice. 
I had already met her boyfriend, Percy Jackson, who was super cool and was on the swim team.
But there was also Jason, Leo, Frank, Hazel, Nico, and Will, who were mysteries to me.
I also wondered if they were too cool for me. Which was cringey, but just how I felt. I wondered what Annabeth had told them about me.
And ultimately, if I were to join the group, 9 was an odd number.
Woah. I was kinda jumping the gun. 
I hadn’t even meant them yet and I was worrying about being a ninth wheel?
Calm down, Magnus, I told myself.
“Magnus?”
Someone else said my name.
It was Sam, who had stopped walking and turned to face me.
“You okay?” She asked.
“I’m- yeah im good.” 
I wondered why she cared. Sam was nice, but she’d only just met me.
Sam considered me, her brown eyes interlocking with my grey ones. 
Now, usually if I were to make such serious eye contact with a cute girl, I’d be a complete mess. But Sam looked at me with eyes that were narrow and accusing. 
“I’m trying to figure you out, Magnus Chase. This whole time, you’ve barely said anything to me. Are you sure you’re fine?” 
I hesitated but quickly nodded. I jumped as the loud bell rang.
A look of realization came over Sam’s face.
“Are you nervous?” She asked.
Embarrassment washed over me.
“Uh, I don’t know,” I said.
“Ok. So you’re nervous. I get it. First day can be hard. But Half Blood High is a relatively open minded and friendly place.”
“Relatively?”
“You just…have to look out for the right people is all,” Sam’s expression softened.
I could tell she was one of the right people.
“Thanks, Sam.”
“Now let’s go to lunch.”
“Annabeth!” I spotted her by her curly blonde hair.
She was walking into the cafeteria with Percy and pretty cocoa haired girl with light brown skin.
Annabeth glanced at me wore a tight smile and gave me a small wave.
I told Sam thanks and bye, and waked up to Annabeth.
“Is this Magnus?” The girl beside Annabeth asked.
Annabeth sighed, “Yep. Piper meet my cousin, Magnus Chase. Magnus, meet my best friend, Piper McLean.”
“Sup,” I said to Piper.
“Sup,” Piper smirked.
“Sup,” Percy added in, giving me a fist bump.
Annabeth rolled her eyes. She grabbed my arm and led me into the cafe, Percy and Piper following right behind.
Annabeth led me to a circle table in the middle of the cafe where 5 other students sat.
She pointed her finger at each of them and told me their names.
The dude Piper sat next to was Jason Grace. He was a tall guy with short, straight blonde hair and glasses. He had a small scar on his upper lip and greeted me with a small smile. 
Next to Jason, sat Leo Valdez. He had light brown skin and dark but wide eyes that seemed to have a spark in them. 
“Uh uh uh,” Leo interrupted Annabeth, “Not just Leo Valdez. I’m Leo Valdez bad boy supreme.”
Annabeth just sighed.
“If Calypso was here she’d agree!”
Next to Leo was Will Solace, who seemed like a ray of sunshine with his tousled curly blonde hair and cheeks littered with freckles. He smiled at me and waved.
Nico di Angelo leaned against Will’s shoulder. He looked at me with dark calculating eyes. The look wasn’t so much hatred, as it was how Sam looked at me a few minutes ago.
Speaking of Sam, I wondered where she sat. My eyes darted around and saw Sam sitting with a red haired girl, an African American guy, and a muscular guy. They were laughing, joking and smiling and having a good time. They seemed nice. 
But I turned back to Annabeth’s friends.
“Okay well that’s everyone. Hazel and Frank aren’t here right now. They’re at a Save Our Strays meeting. Bye now,” Annabeth told me.
Bye?
“I thought I was-“ 
Annabeth gave him a warning look but with a bit of exasperation.
“Go sit with Sam,” she told me.
A rush of irritation flowed through me.
I went to sit with Sam.
“Oh! Hey there Magnus,” Sam was surprised as I set my lunch bag down.
“Can I sit here?” I asked her.
“Of course,” Sam pulled out the chair for me and then turned to her friends, “This is Magnus Chase.”
“The guy you were showing around? Aka the reason you were absent in calculus this morning and I couldn’t copy off of ya?” The girl with curly red hair asked Sam with a smirk.
“Yep,” Sam replied and then introduced me to all her friends.
The red haired smirking girl was Mallory Keen.
The muscular guy who seemed to be close with Mallory was Halfborn Gunderson. He held up an hand and waved at me.
The African American guy with short girly brown hair and light eyes was T.J.
As I sat down and said hi to them, I noticed an object sticking out of Mallory’s book bag. It looked like a…
“Mallory,” I started, my eyebrows raised, “What’s that?” I asked.
Mallory looked from me to the knife.
“Oops,” she stuffed the knife in a different pocket so that it was hidden, “Silly me.”
Silly me?
“What were you gonna uh, use that for?” I pressed.
“Just a precaution,” Mallory assured me, “Sometimes us girls have to take certain precautions,” And she ended the conversation with a one syllable laugh.
“There’s so many people transferring to Half Blood High,” T.J told me, “First you and now Sam’s…”
“Brother.” Sam finished after a bit of consideration.
I thought about that. Why would Sam attend Half Blood High but her brother is just now transferring?
Sam seemed to read my mind.
“He’s my half brother. He just got out of a…situation and moved here,” Sam shifted uncomfortably.
I nodded. I understood situations very well.
“Anyways,” Sam cleared her throat, “We’ll get to that tomorrow.”
“Where’s your schedule?” T.J then asked, “We should see if you have any classes with us.”
I dug in my somehow already unorganized book sack and pulled out my schedule.
“Cool! We’ve got calculus together!” Mallory pointed at his second period class and glanced at Sam, who was also in that class.
“Thank god,” I muttered.
I really didn’t want to go through 10th grade calculus alone.
“We’ve got PE,” Halfborn noticed.
With his muscles, I would’ve assumed Halfborn was on the football team or something like that. But he wasn’t and that’s fine. That just meant I wouldn’t endure physical torture alone either.
“And we’ve got history together along with Sam and Halfborn,” T.J smiled at me.
“Cool,” I nodded and picked up my schedule.
I ate my sandwich as I watched Mallory and Sam get into a deep conversation about alternative bands. 
“You like twenty one pilots?” I asked when she mentioned them.
“Yeah. I also like Weezer and The Killers,” I told her, unscrewing the cap on my Gatorade bottle.
“Me too,” Sam smiled.
“Oh great. Now they’re going to geek out.,” Mallory sighed.
“Now,” Sam looked at me with a glint in her eyes, “Blue Album, Green Album, or Teal Album?”
“Oh, Blue Album all the-“
The bell rang.
We groaned.
“Well, I’ve gotta get to English. You better hurry, Magnus. The art room is upstairs,” Sam informed me.
So I rushed to my class.
Chapter 3
Nico Di Angelo is a Dam Good Artist
“Sorry…I’m…late,” Magnus said between tired breaths.
“It’s only your first day, Chase. I’ll let it slide,
The teacher, Mr Blitz, told him. He was a stout man with dark skin, long dreads and an interesting fashion sense.
I studied the room and I found an empty seat next to one of Annabeth’s friends, Nico di Angelo.
He looked at me with the same dark eyes he had given me at lunch.
I sat down next to him.
It was the only open seat.
“Today, class, you will be continuing the portrait project,” Mr Blitz told them, “For those of you who have just joined us, you will draw a portrait of someone special in your life. Now, get started and get creative!”
I grabbed a sheet of blank sketch paper from off the counter and started to sketch the shape of a head. 
Though, I wasn’t sure whatever shape I drew sufficed as a head but it would have to do.
I glanced over at Nico, who was working on two portraits. One was visibly a girl, the other a boy. If there was anything Nico was, it was a dam good artist.
He seemed to have finish the boy before the girl, because I could tell who the boy was— Will Solace. 
From their body language at lunch, I wondered if they were together. 
“Are you judging my art?” A gritted voice spoke.
I looked up. Nico was glaring at me.
“I- well- um- you see-“ I spluttered.
“I’m kidding,” one side of Nico’s mouth upturned ever so slightly, “I like to joke.”
I couldn’t tell with the way Nico presented himself as dark and brooding. I guess all that “Don’t judge a book by its cover” crap pays off.
“Your portraits are good,” I told Nico, glancing back down at them.
“Thanks. I’m going to give this one to Will,” Nico said, gesturing to the finished product.
Nico had a slight Italian accent that was very prominent when he said his i’s, making “Will” sound like “weel”.
“Is- is Will your…” I left the words hanging, hoping Nico would finish for me. He did.
“My boyfriend,” He raised an eyebrow, “Yeah. He is”
Nico seemed the defensive with these words.
I, personally had no problems with information. Boy dates a boy, girl dates a girl. Whatever. It didn’t matter. 
But from how uptight Nico seemed about the subject, I assumed he’d gotten judged in the past.
So I said, “That’s cool.” 
Nico relaxed. “Yeah. It is.”
As time in the class ticked by, I was busy with my portrait. I decided to make it of my mom. Surprise, surprise.
Nico ended up helping me with the head since I guess I did it wrong or something.
At the end of class when the bell rang and Nico waved bye, I had to wonder, were me and Nico di Angelo now friends?
The rest of the day passed by relatively quick. I had biology, PE, and Spanish in the afternoon. 
When the bell rang, I met Annabeth at her car. 
I wasn’t that happy with her after lunch, but she was my only ride home.
I slid into the passenger seat and closed the door. Annabeth got in, turned the key, and pulled out of the parking lot.
“Are you mad at me?”
“No.”
“Sure, I believe that,” Annabeth’s tone was sarcastic.
“You should,” I told her.
“Is this about what happened at lunch?”
I shrugged. 
“Magnus,” Annabeth turned to me when we pulled up at a stoplight, “I was just-“
“Are you embarrassed by me?” I had to ask.
“What? Mags, no. Of course not.”
“Then why'd you push me away from your friends? They're too good for me?”
“No!” Annabeth groaned, “You're taking this out of context. Magnus, I just want you to branch out. Have other friends rather than mine! Is that so bad.”
I shrugged.
“Would you stop that?” Annabeth said, “I'm trying to help you be independent, meanwhile you're stubborn.”
“I just thought you'd be by my side.”
“I'm not holding onto your leash or anything. I'm not your caretaker. For gods sake, I'm not your mom, Magnus!”
I don’t know why, but when Annabeth said this, something inside of me just snapped.
Not snap as in yell at her.
No. I just stayed silent, letting Annabeth’s guilt sink in.
Her face paled, considering her word choice, “Magnus, I-“
I shook my head. Hard. Tears threatened my eyes but I didn’t give in.
I stayed silent the rest of the car ride. So did Annabeth.
Chapter 4
Percy Mourns Over his Car
I woke up at 6 am to get ready for school. I ate breakfast across from my cousin in silence. But I was kinda tired of it.
Don’t get me wrong, I was mad at Annabeth, but I couldn’t stay salty forever.
It just wasn’t possible. Not when Annabeth was as kind and cool as she was.
“Uh,” I cleared my throat, “I heard there’s a dance next week. You taking Percy?”
Annabeth looked up at me with surprised eyes, “Yeah. The whole group’s going.”
I nodded. Personally, dances weren’t my thing. So I’d probably stay home.
“You could, um, tag along,” Annabeth offered.
I smiled. I really did appreciate Annabeth’s offer. And I was about to take it but, as I said, dances weren’t really my thing. 
What can I say? I’m a homeschooled kid. Big events freak me out.
Annabeth smiled.
I liked the terms we were on now.
Even if they just covered up a problem. Better than having the problem stick around.
After I got ready and Annabeth finished up doing whatever takes girls so long to get ready, we headed out the door to Annabeth’s car.
“Oh, Mags, I meant to tell you earlier, we’re gonna pick up Percy,” She told me, sliding into the driver's seat as I got in the passenger side.
“Cool,” I nodded, “Why?”
Annabeth smirked, “His car broke down.”
“Oh.”
“So that kinda means you gotta move to the back.”
“Will I have to watch you two kiss?” I asked, moving to the back.
Annabeth scoffed but smiled, “Shut up.”
I just smirked and laid back in my seat.
When we pulled up to Percy’s apartment complex, I could see Percy jogging out. He got in the car and said, “Hey.”
“Hey,” Annabeth kissed his cheek.
I joked about a fake gag.
Percy turned to me, “Sup, Magnus?” He smiled.
“Nothin much. You?”
“A lot. I’m starting a job at the public pool to make some money to pay for a new car,” Percy grimaced.
“Yeah- how did that even happen?” I asked him.
“It just gave out on me!” Percy threw up his hands.
He sighed, “Man, and I liked that car.”
“There are other fish in the sea,” Annabeth smirked.
When we got to school, Percy went to walk Annabeth to class. I knew he loved his girlfriend, but the really advanced AP classes were at the far end of the school. If I were him, my legs would be screaming.
I made my way to first-period history, where I reminded myself I’d see some of my friends, TJ, Sam, and Halfborn.
Halfborn and TJ were already in the classroom when I walked in. 
They came up to me and we started chatting.
“Hey, Gunderson!” A rough voice called to Halfborn. 
Halfborn’s face twisted with exhaustion and frustration, “What do you want X?”
A big, strong guy with shaggy blonde hair walked up to them.
X’s lips curved into a sour smirk, “I was just wondering who this here is,” he glanced at me, “And apologize to him for having to join your pathetic band of weirdos.”
“Just leave us alone, Xander. Magnus chose to hang with us,” But TJ looked at me after saying that, his eyes asking: right?
“Yeah,” I said quietly, “I did.” 
I wasn’t quiet because I was ashamed.
I was quiet because I was nervous about the guy looming over my friends and me.
“Hmph,” Said X.
“Whatever, X,” Halfborn glared at him, “You’re just salty because I left the team.”
X opened his mouth, but whatever he was going to say was cut off by the teacher telling the class to quiet down. X grunted and went back to his seat while TJ, Halfborn, and I sat down in our seats.
I got worried when Sam didn’t show up to class. Was she sick? Was I allowed to worry? Were we, like, friends?
When class dismissed, I asked TJ about Sam. 
“She’s showing around her brother, remember?”
“I forgot,” I said. But of course, Sam would be the one showing her brother around. I wondered what he was like. I wondered if we might be friends. Sam was in 11th grade. What grade was her brother in? Would he be in any of my classes?
Halfborn walked next to us, looking sort of dejected.
“Uh, you okay?” I asked him.
“I hate X,” He told me
“He seems like a jerk. Is he mean to you a lot?”
“Ever since we got into a fight and I left the football team.”
“Why’d you leave the team?” I wondered.
“Because I hated him. He talked about Mallory,” he replied.
“Really?” 
“He was mad because she turned him down.”
“He liked her?” I asked.
“A lot. But Mallory was already dating me and she wasn’t interested. So she turned him down.”
“And he blamed you.”
Halfborn snorted, “He said I was “holding her back” Mals got mad at this of course, and wanted to murder him, but I handled it.” He said with a grin.
“But now he taunts you mercilessly,” I nodded.
“Every. Single. Day,” TJ said, frustration in his voice.
“Sorry,” was all I could think to say.
“No one's fault except that jerk’s” TJ assured me.
We stayed silent, the three of us walking side by side, until I had to go to calculus. So we parted ways and I made my way to the classroom. 
I sat next to the apparently murderous Mallory Keen and pulled out my workbook to do the problems on the board. 
We ended up working on our books all class. I watched the clock longing for the minute hand to just speed up. Would that be too much to ask? I ended up giving Mallory free answers because, you know, friendship.
When the bell rang I was glad to leave. Not Mallory, the class. In fact, I walked with Mallory to English and talked to her, asking about Sam’s brother and the jerk X.
Mallory sighed, “Did Halfborn mention this crap with X happened like, two years ago? When we were freshmen?” She asked.
“No,” I answered, surprised. Why was the dude so hung up on a 9th-grade unrequited love?
I went to English, where I found Piper McLean, Will Solace, and Jason Grace. They invited me to sit with them and I accepted their offer. I soon learned they were a fun bunch. I also learned they had some sort of loathing hatred for our English teacher, who was tight-faced and had a nasal voice that gave me a headache. Seemed as if everyone did. I assumed I would soon.
I practically zoomed out of that classroom when the bell rang for lunch.
Chapter 5
The New Kid Punches me because I am an Idiot
I met Halfborn, TJ, and Mallory at the lunch table.
“Hey Mags,” Mallory nodded at me.
“Have you seen Sam and her brother yet?” TJ asked me. 
“No,” I replied, “I thought they’d be here.” 
Halfborn shrugged, “Maybe she’s still showing-“
But he was cut off by Sam’s voice saying, “Hey.” Behind me. I turned around to face her, but when I saw the kid next to her, I forgot how the breathe.
The kid’s features struck me like lighting. A charismatic expression, wryly smile, green hair sprouting from dark roots, and two-toned colored eyes. The right eye was brown and the left one seemed to be a bronze-ish gold. There was a name for eyes like those, but I didn’t remember what it was. My mom always called them David Bowie eyes.
The kid wore a checkered sweater vest on top of a collared shirt, lime green jeans, rose-high tops, and a pink sweater wrapped around his waist.
“You can stop staring now,” The kid told me.
“I- I wasn't- you-” I blushed and looked away.
Sam whispered something to the kid, who went, “Yeah, yeah I know. I’ll introduce myself.”
The kid turned to the rest of us, “I’m Alex Fierro. Nice to meet you I guess.”
Alex pulled out the seat next to mine and plopped down, making himself at home. 
“Is he-“ Mallory started 
“She,” Alex corrected.
“What?” Mallory asked.
“Call me she unless and until I tell you otherwise.”
“Yeah but-“
“She and her,” Alex said firmly.
“Alex is genderfluid,” Sam told the group.
A stuffy, uncomfortable filled the area.
Awkwardness.
I hated awkwardness.
Maybe a joke would make things less tense.
“Genderfluid? So you uh, switch between genders? Do you assign a gender for each day of the week? Monday you’re a dude, Tuesday you’re a girl?” I attempted to crack a smile.
And apparently, my joke was so unfunny and idiotic that I earned a punch square in the face from Alex Fierro.
It wasn’t a horribly hard punch that would result in my nose breaking or bleeding.
It still hurt like hell. I’d probably have a bruise.
I didn’t blame Alex for hitting me. It was a lame joke. But why oh why did she have to have such a good punch?
“Agh,” I held my head in my hands.
“Magnus!” Sam exclaimed and then turned to Alex, “Why’d you do that?” She asked her.
“I- well he was being sort of stupid,” Alex pointed out.
“Maybe, but you shouldn’t have punched him.”
“The guy can take it, Sam.”
And she was right, I could take it. But that doesn’t mean I wanted it.
“Fine- it’s fine-“ winced, putting up my hand.
“I should still take you to the nurse,” Sam said.
She glanced around the cafe. Everyone was staring.
“Get back to your lunch, people!” Alex announced.
And they did. Because Alex Fierro was the kind of person you wanted to listen to.
Sam sighed. “Come on, Magnus, let’s go tell the nurse you ran into a wall.”
The nurse gave me an ice pack for my supposed run-in with the wall. 
“Sorry, Magnus,” Sam apologized as we made our way down the hall. 
“It’s not your fault,” I said.
“I know. It’s Alex. She’s just-“
“No it’s fine, I was being stupid.”
“I won’t deny or confirm that but Alex shouldn’t have punched you.”
I just shrugged.
“She hates this whole thing, you know?”
“Hates what?
“Being at a new school. Getting judged,” Sam replied, “She’s been judged by everyone her whole life. Classmates, adults. Even her own family was…toxic.” That hadn’t seemed to be what Sam wanted to say at first but she left it at that.
“Oh. So she’s wary of people. That’s why she punched me,” I guessed.
“Probably. But maybe she just didn’t like your comment. I didn’t really like it either. You need to work on your humor, Chase.” She shot me a smirk.
I smiled, “Yeah, I do.”
The bell for 4th period rang before we could even get back to the cafeteria. Luckily, Sam and I had brought our things with us in case of this. So we just headed to class.
I had hoped to avoid Alex Fierro for the rest of the day. Not because I hated her for punching me. Because I wanted to give her time to cool off so that I wouldn’t need to go to the nurse for a second time.
But luck is never in my favor, since Alex Fierro was who I saw in my art class, chatting with Mr Blitzen.
Mr Blitzen pointed at me and Nico’s desks, which couldn’t be a good sign, and turned back to Alex and continued speaking.
The horror only got worse.
Alex sat down in Nico’s empty seat. Where was Nico? I silently cursed him, as his absence would most likely result in another bruise.
I slowly made my way to his seat, not saying a word to Alex. 
That was until she slapped two crisp dollar bills in front of me. One was a ten, the other a five.
“Uh, what’s this?” I asked.
“Payment, duh,” Alex smirked.
“For-for punching my face?” I pointed to my bruise.
“What else?”
“You don’t have to pay for my face,” I shook my head.
Alex snorted, “That sounds weird.”
“It does.”
“Anyways, if you don’t want my money then I guess…”
I sort of did want it. I’d probably be able to get a new comic book with that money. But Fierro didn't need to give me apology money.
“You can take it back,” I told him.
“Whew. That's a relief. I kinda need that money anyways,” Alex said. I wondered why but decided not to ask. Maybe it had something to do with the “situation” she had gotten herself into.
We stayed silent. Alex had gotten a paper to work on her own portrait. I couldn't quite tell who she was drawing. A boy, but he wasn't familiar. Of course not, since I wasn't connected to Alex in any way except for Sam. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized. I had seen Fierro before. I wasn't sure exactly when or where, but I was pretty sure I might've seen her on the street or in an aisle at a store in my old neighborhood.
“His name is Adrian,” A voice broke my train of thought.
“What?” I looked up at Alex.
“The guy in my portrait,” she clarified, “His name was Adrian.”
“Oh, cool,” was all I could say. Because I caught the “was” and wanted to talk about it. But I didn't want to make Alex uncomfortable, or worse, earn another punch.
She looked at my paper, “May I give you a suggestion? Outline the proportions before you start on the features.”
I looked at the portrait. The proportions were out of place. That's why my mom's eyes looked so weird.
“Thanks,” I told her.
“Least I could do since I kinda gave you a black eye,” Alex shrugged.
“Is it that bad?” I asked.
“Nah not really,” Alex answered, “The bruising is only under your eye,” she said.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
And we were silent while working on our projects for the rest of class.
I didn't know what to do with Alex Fierro. She was intimidating. Intense. But at the same time, she was intriguing. I wanted to know Alex Fierro. I wanted to figure out what she was all about.
But how could I dig deeper without hurting her? (which would result in hurting me)
After class, when the bell rang, I decided to do something.
I stopped Alex Fierro on the way out.
“Can I have your number?”
Alex raised an eyebrow, “Why?”
“Uh, because I wanna text you,” I replied.
“Why?”
“Because that’s what friends do?”
“We’re friends?” Alex raised her other eyebrow.
“I mean, do you want to be…?” 
Alex shrugged. “I guess.”
She gave me her number.
Chapter 6
Sam lets me Have the Aux Cord
“Magnus!” Sam called to me. 
I was walking in the student parking lot, heading to Annabeth’s car, when I spotted Sam and Alex standing by a blue Mazda.
I walked over to them.
“I didn’t know you could drive,” Sam said, “Are you sixteen?” She asked.
“No, I’m fifteen,” I answered.
My birthday was in January. It was currently March.
My mind went back to the time when I was thirteen. My mom promised me she’d get me a car for my birthday. She’d already started setting money aside when I started junior high. 
“I want to get you a sports car,” She told me one day when we were on the road.
“Why?” I asked, “Aren’t those expensive.”
“Maybe,” mom sighed with a sad smile, “But you know, high school girls like riding in sports cars. With the top down, a cute guy next to her.”
“Ew,” I said.
My mom gave a soft laugh, “You might say that now, but that’s how I met your father.”
My mother’s eyes looked tired and sad. That’s how they always looked when she talked about my dad.
“Uhh, Magnus?” Sam waved in front of me.
“Oh, sorry,” I apologized and looked at her car, “Nice ride,” I told her.
“Thanks,” Sam smiled, “Alex and I were just about to head back home. You need a ride?”
I hesitated, but then said, “If it’s not too much trouble.”
I wondered if Annabeth would mind. Probably not. She was driving Percy home anyway and I really didn’t feel like being a third wheel.
“It’s not. And I’ll let you have the aux,” Sam smiled.
“But I thought-“ Alex started.
“Let the guy with the black eye pick the music,” Sam said firmly, “Besides I’m tired of listening to Odetari.”
Alex rolled her eyes.
“Whatever. But I call shotgun!” Alex slid into the passenger side seat.
Sam looked at me with exhaustion. Being Alex’s sister must be tiring.
I got into the back seat and Sam got in the drivers side.
After buckling up I pulled out my phone and texted Annabeth that I was riding with Sam.
Me: I’m riding with Sam. She’s gonna drop me off. Don’t be mad.
Annabeth: why would I be?
Me: idk tell Percy hi for me
Annabeth: k see you later
“Well, Maggie, ready to play us some sick tunes?” Alex asked, glancing back at me before opening the top mirror, pulling out a tube from her bag and touching up her eyeliner.
“Don’t call me Maggie,” I said, taking the cord as Sam handed it to me.
I plugged my phone in and opened Spotify.
I tapped on my main playlist that included my favorite bands. Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Weezer, and The Killers.
The first song that came on shuffle was 505.
Alex put her eyeliner away and grinned, “I absolutely love this song,” she said.
“Is this…Arctic Monkeys?” Sam asked, “I have their AM record.”
As the song went on, I started singing quietly. Not too loud, or I’d probably ruin the song for Alex and Sam. But still, I sang. I loved singing this song. I felt a rush of satisfaction as I hit the notes perfectly.
My favorite lyric was about to come up and I sang my heart out when the singer sang: I crumble completely when you cry
When the song ended, I found Alex turned around in her seat, looking at me with a daring glint in her eye.
“I didn’t know you could do that,” She exclaimed.
“Yeah,” Sam looked at me in the rear view mirror, “Magnus that was…awesome!”
“T-thanks,” I told them. I didn’t know what to do with this compliment. I had a love for singing since I was little, but nobody had ever told me my voice was awesome.
“I wish I had my guitar with me. I learned to play that rift a while ago,” Alex told me.
“And I could totally learn that on drums,” Sam added.
We were all quiet for a second, deep in thought.
“Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking?” Sam asked over Weezer’s Sweater Song.
Alex smirked, “We should start a band.”
“What?” I asked. I was thinking it too, but I didn’t know they were serious.
“We totally could,” Sam agreed.
“I’m in, obviously,” Alex said.
“So am I,” Sam looked at me, “You in Magnus?”
“I-“ I paused. Maybe this was good. Maybe a band would be the perfect way to get my mind off of things, “I’m in.” I made up my mind.
@imasimpdealwithit i think you wanted to read this lol
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rosietrace · 9 months ago
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Hi Rosie! Happy Valentine’s Day! I’ve come here to request 🍪 with Porter and Molly! hope it’s alright to request this even if she isn’t released yet
Hi Ellis!! Since Molly's already out by the time this request is complete... 😈 I'm gonna be really silly
Warmth and Nostalgia
(Central) Characters Featured: Porter Pierce, Molly Primrose
↳ { Molly belongs to @/starry-night-rose }
Others mentioned/featured: Riddle Rosehearts
Pairing: Porter Pierce & Molly Primrose
Event: Valentine's Day 2024 💌
↳ Type: Requested Oneshot! 「 🍪 — Baking cookies with my muse 」
Synopsis: Porter seeks comfort with Molly, and suggests making cookies… In the middle of the night.
Warning(s): Potentially ooc, Porter /j, lots of fluff dw there isn't any angst (except for Porter /hj), Molly being oblivious to Porter being PAINFULLY obvious
[ Apologies for any out of character moments ]
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“Molly… Sunshine, rise and shine..”
Porter whispered softly, sitting at the edge of Molly's bed, his eyes softening at the sight of how truly relaxed she looked.
She had a bad day, Porter reminded himself. so it feels a little wrong to do this, but… If it makes her feel better in the end, that's what matters.
As he reminded himself before, Porter believed that what he was doing was… A little wrong. If not very creepy.
Sneaking into someone's bedroom — especially your crush/not-really-your-girlfriend-yet — doesn't usually end well.
Molly stirred, turning to the side, her back facing Porter. “Just five more minutes…”
How adorable. Porter chuckled, placing his hand on her shoulder and carefully. “‘Can't do that, Sunshine. C'mon, you gotta wake up-”
Molly groaned. She then laid on her back, eyes inevitably fluttering open, and saw a silhouette.
At first, she thought it was an intruder. And she wasn't far off! But after realizing who that intruder was, all Molly could do was sit up against the headboard of her bed and scowl.
“Porter,” Molly had an unusual morning voice, the man in question believed. “What are you doing here?.. It's…”
She turned her attention to the clock in her room. “... The middle of the night. ‘s the middle of the night, you shouldn't be here..”
“Sorry Sunshine,” Porter gently patted Molly's cheek, admiring her freckles for a moment before continuing. “Just wanted to spend time with you, that's all.”
Rubbing her eyes and feeling herself become even more awake. “Why me?” She asked him skeptically. It wasn't like they did this all the time.
Porter shrugged, feeling unbothered in giving Molly any explanation on why he chose her, specifically. It wasn't like she needed to know she was his crush.
Gently ruffling her hair, Porter gave Molly a winning smile; One that she grew potent to after hanging out with him a couple dozen times.
“Well?” Molly stood up from her bed, walked to her nightstand to fix her hair, and put on her signature navy blue bow.
Porter chortled. “Well, Sunshine, I wanted to bake cookies.”
“At this hour?”
“At this hour, yes.”
“Housewarden Rosehearts is going to kill you if he finds us in the Kitchen at this hour,” it was barely even an hour since she woke up, and Molly already felt exasperated.
“Not to mention, he's going to scold me, too.”
While she wasn't exactly wrong, Porter looked at the ceiling to avoid rolling his eyes at what Molly had told him.
“Come on, Sunshine, it won't be that bad,” Porter insisted, standing up with a hand on his hip.
Molly gave him a look with a message that said: Are you as sure as you seem to be?
He sighed. Convincing Molly to do stuff with him usually took some persuasion, but it wasn't anything Porter wasn't already used to, by now.
This is gonna take a while.
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Somehow?... Porter convinced Molly. But given how he woke her up at 12 in the morning, she felt grouchy enough to just drag him down the meticulous stairs.
“I'm blaming you if we get caught,” Molly hissed as she pulled Porter into the kitchen.
Once her grip on his wrist had loosened, Porter took a step back and leaned against the kitchen counter. “That's justified, I guess.”
“We'll just have to be quiet.”
Molly hummed in reply, her back facing Porter once more as she prepped the ingredients to bake the cookies.
His eyebrows raised a little upon witnessing how fast Molly was at preparing everything. Even more so when he suggested help and she just refused, continuing to bake the dough like her life depended on it.
It concerned him, a little. More than a little, if he was feeling honest.
“You sure you're okay doing that on your own, sweetheart?”
“Positive. You can help once I'm done with this.”
Molly's grip on the whisk had tightened, and she shook her head. Desperate in trying to ignore the effect Porter's little ‘nicknames’ had on her.
“This is so…” Molly scrambled through her mind trying to find the right word to describe her situation. “Uncouth.”
Porter couldn't fight back a snort. “Uncouth? Really?”
“Yes,” Molly harrumphed, taking out a package of chocolate chips from the refrigerator.
Porter's eyes gleamed. Unfortunately for him, Molly swatted his hand away when he tried to eat a few.
“Rude much, Sunshine?”
Molly rolled her eyes, this time around. “It's not rude. But I'm not here to waste time, I'm here to do this as quickly as possible so we don't. Get. Caught.”
“It's gonna be fine, trust me on this,” Porter blew out a soft breath.
It's hard to trust you, really, Molly replied. But her words went unsaid.
From time to time, Molly always figured she shouldn't trust Porter too much. She'd heard rumor after rumor, and even when he proved those naysayers wrong, she couldn't help but find apprehension and reluctance every time they hung out.
… And it didn't entirely feel like a bad thing.
And Molly didn't understand why that was the case for them. Why? Why trust him as much as you do when all that happens in the end is trouble?
Molly Primrose couldn't find enough semblance in herself to answer that question.
Porter finally had a chance to help her out. And he did so by sprinkling chocolate chips into the dough. Molly stiffened at their current proximity, keeping still as Porter sprinkled the chocolate chips, his body close to being pressed against her own.
Her expression, her stiffness, the way she stared so intently at nothing. It continued even after they put the cookies in the oven.
He looked over to the shorter girl, wondering if she was okay. Because from the look of her expression, it didn't look like she was.
“Molly?” For once, Porter didn't call her by some silly nickname.
“Uh- Huh-?”
“Molly, are… You okay?”
His voice. So unusually soft when it was always so… Vigorous. Perhaps that wasn't the perfect description for it.
Porter's lips pursed, biting his inner cheek. “I'm… I'm sorry.”
Molly blinked, having to do a complete double-take. “Eh-? Wait, what?”
“I'm sorry.”
“For… For what?”
He would've figured the answer was obvious, by now. Regardless, he answered.
“For forcing you to put up with me,” Porter's voice went uncharacteristically soft. Almost sheepish.
Molly was taken aback. “Forcing me…?”
“I know, I know,” Porter sighed. “I'm obnoxious.”
“Porter—”
“— And annoying—”
“Porter—”
“And just plain troublesome-”
“Porter.”
Molly might've been shorter than Porter was, but that didn't seem to stop her from bringing his face close to hers and cradling it in her hands.
“Porter Pierce,” Molly leaned her forehead against his, closing her eyes. A fortunate decision in Porter's eyes, so that she wouldn't notice his flushed face.
“Don't say things like that,” she urged. “While that may be true sometimes- It hurts to hear that from your lips.”
“It hurts to know that that's what you feel about yourself.”
…. He didn't think that about himself. Really, all Porter was doing was expressing what he thought Molly felt.
But it wasn't? How odd.
But that was something for another time. A discussion left for a later morning. One that Porter will probably forget about now that he and Molly are leaning their foreheads against each other.
“... Okay.”
All was what he said. No other words needed.
He pulled away, but not for long. It surprised Molly when Porter wrapped his arms around her for a long-lasting hug.
But she dared not complain. Her now rose-dusted cheeks were hidden as she returned his embrace with a small yet soft smile.
Porter had no manners. He was rude, petty. All that she should've been irritated by.
And yet all that irritation seemed to fade away at the reminder — one that she experienced every day — that he was always there in even her darkest moments.
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ribesrubrum · 1 year ago
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So this is the popular little social hangout that everyone's frequenting now, is it?
Pleased to meet all of you! I'm Carmine, the strongest trainer in all of Kitakami and a student at the Blueberry Academy, where bettering ourselves through battle is what we do best! I am, of course, one of their best battlers. My partners and I have trained together for a long time, and I can assure you that we'll take on any challenger that wants to try and test that and make them eat dirt!
What else can I say...well, I'm certainly the strongest and prettiest there is, and I know all about the Kitakami region, if any of you outsiders want to ask some questions about that. Ask too many and I'll have to insist on a battle, though! Just to make sure you're not going to do something, oh, I don't know, completely stupid over there! Gotta be cautious. ♥ And I have a little brother, too, but. Things are strained between us, so let's not focus on that!
I think that should cover it. If you have anymore questions, well, my askbox is open! Go ahead, but don't waste my time with something stupid.
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ah fuck here we go again lads
anyway. hi, this is sable, i decided to give into the RP brainworms and give Carmine a try! i'm hoping not to bite off more than i can chew here with her but she's a delight and i love her and i hope i can do her justice!!!
some small ground rules
Player is an Adult, going with the interpretation that Carmine is 16, so please don't send anything NSFW here.
Mostly canon; I do run eartheats as well and there may be some mentions of/interactions with that blog occasionally because the two of them are friends in Ren's canon! Ren is not the player character, though, so Juliana is the canon protag in this case.
Team is post-The Way Home leveled! Aka this. (she also has a baby shiny Sprigatito from a gift anon! and an emotional support Lilligant (sans flower) named Cardigan)
Carmine, even with the character development she has, is a rather abrasive and arrogant person just by nature, and her mood swings can get wild. Just know that if the character's being a shit, it's solely IC and not OOC. ♥
Down to interact with just about anything, but ask first if you aren't certain; don't think this blog's gonna be involved with high stakes, but that could change in the future! Especially with Indigo Disk coming soon.
Speaking OF that, uh. Indigo Disk liveblog will likely happen over here, so expect this blog to become a potential spoiler zone in the coming month!
can't really think of anything else, just gonna plop this down and run
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ofrolysdogs · 2 years ago
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Trouble Trio Toxic Boyfriend Headcanons.
I had plans on doing something like this a while back, and now I managed to get some motivation! this authors note is rather short, some characters are ooc af so sorry I guess??... also, I did not proofread this so spelling errors are gonna come up.
tw; manipulation, cheating, body shaming, mental abuse, emotional abuse, (slight) physical abuse,
phinks
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let's start with the easier ones first, this guy is the type to be with you for years while still looking for the love of his life, giving you the lover title with little true attraction or he's the type to keep doing you dirt but no matter what you still stick by his side, so he keeps cheating, lying and abusing you until he hits your breaking point and then you officially leave.
the toxicity starts after your first time having sex, hell in the beginning he plays as this big sweetheart, you laugh together, go out together and everything just seems so perfect until it gets to sex, he becomes a completely different person.
he'll flirt with every person under the sun but don't you dare look at someone else for more than a second..
uses the "men by nature are polyamorus" argument, a bit of it is ironic and unironic.
you're gonna get a couple of "hey girly..." or "I'm coming to you as a woman..." texts here and there just letting you know ...
wants to see your phone but doesn't let you see his. (he probably has a couple sneaky links you don't know about)
secretive about the dumbest shit, "why do you wanna look in my closet, dumb bitch?"
I don't see him as the type to be physically abusive (getting your ass beat by the second strongest PT member???? you gotta be shitting me) but mentally and emotionally? absolutely.
if you manage to catch his phone and scan through the texts between him and someone else he'll tell you that it's your fault for putting off sex and you shouldn't blame him for looking elsewhere. "well I mean ... we haven't done anything in months, what do you expect me to do??"
okay enough cheating shit, he's overall a shit boyfriend, you two argue a lot but he gives you gifts and takes you to nice places to keep up the relationship.
brags to his comrades on how he's got a baddie on his arm, doesn't even see you as human, just a toy he can show off to others until he gets bored of you.
when his friends are around he treats you like an afterthought but when he does acknowledge your existence it's to make jokes about you, like "you guys want me to tell the story about how this dumb bitch fell in the shower and almost broke her back?"
the last straw will either you seeing him in bed with someone else or you finally having enough and realizing you are worth much better, he'll convince you that he'll change for the better but by this point you've heard it time and time again and it's gotten so old and tiring, so by this point you're gone for good.
shalnark
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oh this one's fun! he looks cute right? wrong!
he's a lovebomber, he'll tell you that you are the most beautiful person he's ever met and how he's so lucky to have a person like you until.... guess what? you give up the sex! everything changes from there.
he likes other peoples pictures on Instagram to make you jealous but if you even think about scanning through someone else's page he'll block them through your account (he has your password but you don't have his). the people he likes usually has features that you don't have, like if you have a big nose they have a small button nose.
if you call him out on this he'll hit you with the "I like everything on my feed, no big deal" or just straight up tell you that it's not what it seems even though the girl is half naked and you can lowkey see her areola because the bra is too small for her.
you want to post scantily clad photos too? mmmm... nope! he'll demand you to delete the photo on some fake possessive type shit. "because I should be the only one to see you like that, not the world."
he'll compare you to others, "why can't you be like them?" and he'll even point out you gaining weight jokingly. "getting a little big aren't we?" of course you grow insecure about these comments because he's just a shithead like that.
when you both out with friends (most likely his) he'll treat you as if you don't exist, but once you find that attention elsewhere that's when he shows up, but it all goes back to him dismissing your complaints and such.
very mentally abusive, his plan is to break you down to where you will depend on him for validation, and once again, you go find that attention elsewhere, he'll convince you to come back to him so that it can "be like the old days.
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the epitome of the "nonchalant bf." you're under the notion that he's not good at expressing his emotions and that he's just mysterious, while a part of that is true it's really mainly because you're just not the one for that, he keeps you around because he likes the attention you give him and it boosts his ego.
because he doesn't speak much you would most likely be the one to initiate things, planning dates and such, that alone should be a reason to not continue anything, but none the less, you do anyways because he's so fucking fine..
now mind you, this guy is canonically a sadist, he has 0 empathy for anyone he tortures, you are the same way, no amount of crying and complaining about his lack of effort in the relationship will get him to change, he'll just stare at you like how he did that one chimera ant queen during her transformation (I don't remember her name sorry). and dare I say he'd probably enjoy it, might even let out a couple of low chuckles, it fuels his ego knowing he has you in that position.
he puts in low effort on purpose because he really isn't into you like that, but he knows you'd give up the world for him, and that's all that matters to him. he's terrible at communicating his feelings to you (remember hes nonchalant) and you are left confused to wether he truly likes you or not, the truth is self gratification comes from you just existing around him and he knows you won't leave, so he'll keep playing these mind games until you eventually do step foot out that door and never turn back.
i don't see him as the type of person to purposely make you jealous or straight up cheat on you, however if he is talking with someone and you get jealous he'll just watch you confront him with a dead straight face. "are you done?" will be his only words.
if you were the one to cheat, say goodbye to your lover for life, he'll kill them right in front of you and watch you cry, he might even kill you for being so annoying with your sobbing.
this is high-key random but imagine cheating on him with hisoka or kurapika.... you're done for 😬 literally.
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redjaybird · 7 months ago
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JAY’S RP PLOTTING CHEAT-SHEET
Want new-and-exciting plots for your character? Long to reach out to more of your followers, but don’t know where to start? Fear not! Fill out this form and give your RP partners both present and future all the of juicy jumping off points they need to help you get your characters acquainted.Be sure to tag the players whose characters YOU want more cues to interact with, and repost, don’t reblog! Feel free to add or remove sections as you see fit. Template here.
Mun name(s): Yams Mun pronouns: She/her/they/them, but also don't mind whatever OOC Contact: DMs or D.isco (mutuals/people I vibe with only ask for my d.isco)
Who the heck are my muses anyway:
He's a little shit that causes problems and pisses people off for the heck of it. A bit of an edgelord (is that an understatement?), rude, vulgar, and extremely tough to crack if you want him in friendlier stages. Good luck. He's not going to make it easy for you.
Points of interest:
He has various verses, some things may change depending on what verse things are in. Details in his design are important and have stories behind them. In his main verses, he has extra strengthened abilities and a little extra chaotic surprise, sometimes. He has a lot of anger issues and is really shit at dealing with other emotions, often turning them into anger, too, because he doesn't know how else to handle things. He likes to think of himself as a villain, but really he's more like an anti-hero. And he's got a whole revenge case he's trying to deal out. He's got some emotional issues that he refuses to talk about, and others he will just spill because he likes to talk about himself. And he's got trust issues.
What they’ve been up to recently:
Well, this varies for people and verses. Things won't be following the same paths for everyone he interacts with. In in his main f.c5 verse, he somehow got himself in a position where he's gotta help protect the Seeds, because of the relationship he ended up in with Jacob. Everything in the B.L verses kinda got put on hold, but these days its after his Arena fell. A vampire verse, in the f.c5 land, has been distressing him. Bloody City (original) verse is getting more developments lately (yeehaw). Depends on what version you wanna deal with, really.
Where to find them:
In general modern times, usually Chicago. In the borderlands, usually Pandora. In F.C3, on Rook Islands, hanging with the pirates. In F.C5, Hope County, usually in Jacob's region. Frontier, the pirate is in Montreal in the company of Mr. Grant and Mr. Pond.
Current plans:
Plans? What are plans? We'll have to see what unfolds. Anything could happen.
Desired interactions:
Enemies to awkward found family member, enemies/rivals, slow burns of any kind of relationship (because its almost always a slow burn with him), helping him learn to cook maybe? (his whole fear of stoves and fire issue man), dad bird dad bird dad bird dad bird (has an accidentally adopted daughter in some verses btw), etc.
Offered interactions:
Uh, do you like problematic little shits? Do you like conflict? Stories are boring without conflict, after all. And it makes the good times so much more worth it, you know? If you for some reason want him to work with you, however, the price is gonna be a little different. Because he doesn't care about money.
Current open post/s:
Keep an eye out for random IC posts, they happen a lot, and are generally open to anyone if they don't have a tag. (I don't always tag ic posts but I do always tag any trigger warnings when I think they need it.) Some will have specific verse tags, sometimes, just so you know where things will be focused on but yeah, generally most things are open unless someone specifically gets @'d on.
Anything else?:
[I'm not super great at writing, and am especially bad at describing things in words, but Jay will make up for a lot in dialogue because he loves talking. Interactions can inspire art, lots of drawing going on here. Also things never stop developing. I've been running this character for 12+ years now and I'm still developing him.]
Tagging: whoev's wants to do this thing go for it, i tried
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ghostofgraywalls · 2 months ago
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Searching for a 1x1 rp
Let me cut to the chase for what I'm looking for:
- Must be 18 or older. I'm 30 years old and will not rp with minors.
- M x f or f x f with me playing the f. I am open to doubling, I love having multiple characters, so it might even happen naturally. Or we can plan it out. If we double, I'm happy to play any sort of pairing.
- Quality over quantity. I can write 1 paragraph to a novel. If you only ever post 1 paragraph per reply, we probably won't work.
- Must talk ooc. I need someone who's gonna gush about characters and wants to come up with ideas. I'm always happy to make friends, but it's not required.
- Discord only.
- I love angst and drama. I also enjoy fluff and humor. I like it all.
- Gotta have romance. It's a requirement for me. I'd like an instant infatuation with a build-up to the relationship.
- I'm okay with smut, but I'm here for plot. I think smut can enhance the plot, but if it gets tiring, I might ask to fade to black. You have the right to do the same.
- I like age gaps (craving them tbh), problematic relationships, unhealthy dynamics, star crossed or forbidden love, obsession, etc.
- I'm open to sci-fi, fantasy, historical (ngl though I don't care too much about accuracy atm), and I'm happy to do modern with a twist.
- I have very, very few limits. I'm comfortable writing almost anything. We can clarify limits over dms.
A little about the character I want to play:
Her original rp was very specific, so I'm still working on a more open ended chatacter sheet. I'm happy to play her as young as 18 and as old as 40.
She's from a high ranking, wealthy, military family. Sometimes royalty depending on the rp. If she's played on the younger side she's a little sheltered and naive.
She's a tomboy, determined, competitive, hard working, and selfless. She has a tendency towards black and white thinking, over analyzing, and often hides her pain with anger.
Here are some examples of pairings I think she'd work well in. These are just examples. I'm happy to play them, but I'd love to hear your ideas too:
- vampire x slayer (my oc as slayer)
- mentor x student (either)
- rebel x captive nobel/royal joining the rebellion (either)
- knight x royal (either)
- cult leader x follower (either)
Like this post, or send me a dm, and let's start plotting! ♡
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