#( v. mi )

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

The fact that in Czech we legit say “the knife in my pocket is opening” when encoutering behavior we hate or find super annoying is something so memey

Like yeah I’m really feeling like stabbing something… but I’m not gonna…. But I’m feeling like it

[lesbianmariuspontmercy]

life lately

[trinityves]

ma’am please that’s my emotional support brainworm

[swearingcactus]

little v’s dogtown doodle highlights! (yes he tried to get Myers to take him to dinner. he’s a NC streetkid he was trying to commit to fucking the NUSA in every sense of the word.)

[altcvnningham]

good enough welcome back alt cunningham

[maddieyu]

Hey!V !Booom!💘

[oyiiixenia]

Czech Miku, but she's a cyclist because there's a lot of them here, even if it's mostly just a sport instead of a mode of transport because, well, this country is too carbrained for that. these roads are NOT safe

she could even have her own name.. Mikulka? Mikulda? Miluška?

[artisticalassassin]

women, amirite ladies 👉👉

[teplejtrouba]

To vypadá na velmi intenzivní trampské kamarádství...

[morti0re]

Manipulační jízda? Koho tím chcete manipulovat???

[krusekis]

Ah yes. Me. My output. And the rogue AIs beyond the Blackwall.

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sometimes a family can be just a girl, her output, and the rogue AIs beyond the Blackwall

Deleted and reposted the first part so they'd be together :>

I didn't know there was a second part to the meme lol. The girlfriend's reply tweet seems to have been take down though.

Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/SkoochLoL/status/1269363003901657088

[ajiax]

ness is so needy when he fucks, so desperate to feel you that he doesn’t know what to do with himself .. he’ll grab your hips ‘n lift you up, sliding your sticky cunt against his dick, managing to clear his mind for a moment long enough for him to pull you down plush against his cock, slow and gentle. his mind so dazed ‘n out of it that he only realizes he’s bottomed out when he feels you tug on his hair, whimpering out a soft ‘please, alexis’ pleading for him to just move already.

his thrusts are slow, sloppy ‘n sluggish ‘cause he wants to make sure you’re comfortable, but also bc he’s convinced he’ll blow his load within mere seconds of being inside you. but he wants to be good ... he wants to put your pleasure before his own, so he does his best to hold back. his fingers twitching, hips stuttering as he bites his lower lip to muffle his voice ‘cause you feel so good around him it’s unreal?

[drawinglinestoconstellations]

Wishing you all a most lovely holiday season with this Christmas piece I had the absolute pleasure of doing for Paweł Sasko! ❤️✨

[polotucne-mleko]

všichni tu jste obrozenci jen do tý doby než wolverinovi řeknu rosomák

[anotherdarkiboi]

I think it would've fixed him