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consultingsister-a5 · 1 year ago
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starter call / @coveitous + yan
"You're a cheat," Celia offers, taking the seat next to Yan. It had been an impressive game to watch but the maths didn't add up. Cee cheats too, although she doesn't mean to. Head for maths and an almost perfect photographic memory and you have little choice but to card count. It's mostly why doesn't play, it's much less fun.
Celia gestures to the barman for two more. "But you only started about half way through, did he really piss you off that much?"
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mutable-manifestation · 1 year ago
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aiobuvu;nj I have stared at this for several nonconsecutive hours since I was @'ed Minji
I love this idea so much. Just lemme- yeah here we go:
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In the midst of it all, a light of hope amidst the chaos, there is: Tucker.
Tucker Foley knows what he's about. Tech. He's about tech. His first priority after entering an entirely new version of earth with who knows how many differences to temporal placement, sapient populations, flora, and fauna?
He wants to know if his PDAs still work.
He checks Sandra first, of course.
Miraculously, she works fine.
Next up is the modded ones - he skips straight his one true love: Helena.
Helena had been with them from the beginning - the first PDA, the one true PDA, with every mod and upgrade tested over time. They'd cracked open many a GIW facility together in the past - among other things.
And. It seems Desiree was feeling generous? Helena connects to the internet just fine, and her scans all come back clean. He'd set his other loves up to scan while he was waiting, but of course Helena finished the fastest, unparalleled as she was in her might as in her beauty.
So next up was research time.
And Tucker is about tech, but the first article about heroes has him distracted.
So of course he has to know more.
The first search, ghosts, doesn't really net anything.
The second for a more general "powers" leads him to an article about "metas." He only skims a few sentences before moving on.
Finally, he searches "magic."
A hero named "Captain Marvel" pops up. Guy claims to be magic instead of a meta. It's not a LOT, but it's a possibility. Tucker's gonna have to hunt the guy down. Because if magic is a real, genuine thing in this new world?
Tucker wants magitech. Badly. The things Helena could do with a magical power boost...
Well, he doesn't really know, but he wants to.
But first, time to be a good friend and help Danny (and all of Amity, really) Triple G their way into this new world.
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Kon is so, so grateful he can hold his breath for a long time.
It took thirty minutes for them to arrive to the newly-existing town in middle-of-nowhere-Illinois thanks to the logistics of "the entire internet and US government just got several thousand new people as if they were always there except they clearly weren't and it's causing Issues (TM).
(Mainly, the issue is paranoia - is this another invasion, is this a trst version for a mass-brainwashing, etc etc).
Kon spent the next twenty minutes watching Clark trying and failing to get a word in edgewise.
The maybe-hero's no one's ever seen before hovering above the definitely-town that wasn't there before very politely roast Clark's costume before, essentially, dismissing him out of hand.
Then they'd gone back to squabbling. There'd been a few stray lasers from the maybe-hero's aimed at each other accompanied by pouting or protest, but they were few and far between and all very carefully aimed away from the onlooking crowds below - almost the whole town from the look of things.
And then.
And then.
Some kid in a beret waves the three down - all of whom obediently descend.
Well, the probable-siblings descend obediently. Red grumbles a bit before following - utterly ignoring Clarks "If we cou-."
Clark stared after them, dismayed, as Kon diligently kept from vibrating in place behind him.
And then, of course, Kon hears what beret-guy is saying.
There's magic in this universe, he tells them.
And, well, at least that one thing confirmed.
The four - and a nearby goth girl - grin as one, saying as one: "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss?"
"Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss," Beret grins back.
Kon is so glad he doesn't have to breath that often.
Clark begins to descend.
"I'll get Lance on it- if- " Goth hesitates.
Beret nods. "Yep, everything's greenlit. Thankfully. I'll update the city-only page with deets - make sure he checks it before he goes live."
She nods before away, taking out a phone as she goes.
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The maybe-hero trio squabble a bit more, with the boy groaning and rolling his eyes when he sees Clark's approach before grabbing the other two and dragging both into the ground.
Beret and the onlookers seem unconcerned.
Clark doesn't let it phase him, calmly allowing the three to slip away in favor of talking to the unmoved Beret, who had yet to look up from his...
Phone?
Maybe???
"Young man-"
"Sean." Beret boy cuts him off with a polite nod.
"Ah, Sean then, I have few questions for you-"
"Who???"
"You-"
"Uh, my name is Tucker," Tucker shoots back, raising a brow. And yet. His eyes still do not leave his...device? At first he'd thougt... but the more Kon looks the less it seems like a phone.
No. It isn't a phone.
Maybe it never was.
"But- you said it was Sean?" Clark asks, voice politely confused, if a bit distressed.
"I thought you were Sean. Isn't that was the 'S' stands for?"
"...No, it-"
"Spencer, then," Tucker says, finally putting away The Device. "Listen. I'm sure you're wondering "who are all these people" and "how did you get here" and "there wasn't a town here like five minutes ago how could this have happened." I gonna level with you - so is the federal government, probably. And now that the Notice-Me-Not curse afflicting our home for generations has finally been lifted-" Clark opens his mouth, but Tucker barrels on "-we kind of need to deal with that. So if you have questions maybe just watch the news. Or least go away for a minimum of five business days."
"Son-"
"We're literally not related, our town was literally isolated from the outside world by a curse for ages."
"We know you're from a different universe."
"What, Amity? Why would you think that?" The boy feigns confusion.
Kon notices a variety of people in the crowd recording them on an eclectic mixture of flip phones, Just Cameras, and oddly old-looking touch-screen phones.
"I heard you talking to your friends-"
"From that far away?" Tucker's eyes flicker doubtfully to the sky.
"I have super-hearing-"
"Then you heard wrong. Now if you'll excuse me-"
"I heard you perfectly well-"
"Uh-uh, and just how does this "super-hearing" work, exactly," he asks, and he puts the power in air quotes. And Kon is holding his breath without too much effort but he can't quite subdue the tears bubbling up as a result of suppressing his laughter at this. "If you even-"
"It's global-" Kon spits out, his desperation to know what Tucker will say next allowing him to subdue the chuckles just long enough.
"What, just everything? All of the time?"
Kon nods. Clark works his mouth wordlessly, unsure how to proceed with the odd change of topic but upbringing forbidding him from being rude just because the other person is being difficult.
"Dude, do you have any idea how many people talk about alternate universe stuff all the time? It's, like, nerd 101. And you, what, picked out one conversation? Out of billions? And don't think you might've confused any of the numerous same or similar voices throughout the world with mine?"
Tucker shakes his head pityingly.
"You heard wrong, my guy. It happens to the best of us. And speaking of the best of us," he says, pulling out another buzzing not-a-phone-and-maybe-never-was, "It seems like Monica needs some quality time with the TF."
He caresses the side of the machine and turns to leave.
Clark stares after him as the crowd moves to disperse. Among them, a girl glances at him and tells her friends, "Dios mio, all the fashion in this place had better not look like that."
A tear rolls down Kon's cheek.
'Don't. Laugh.'
You know... >.>
My Dad always used to tell me, if I get a Genuine Genie(tm)? Get a lawyer first. Before I make my Wishes(tm), so they can help me word them correctly.
Obviously, a human lawyer would not be foolproof... BUT! What about a Ghost Lawyer?
Like? Obviously Desiree would be PISSED. How DARE you twist HER wish twisting! Her THING is "what you believe is your heart's desire always comes at a terrible cost" which is what she DIED to learn.
So obviously she would NEVER, willingly, bend her Obsession for ANYONE. And you'd have to make a DAMN good case to that Lawyer for why he ISNT breaking the law by helping you. Probably some "you can: save the life of an unconscious person against their will/shove an unobservant person OFF the train tracks, even if they get hurt, to save their life" clause.
Like? Using a ghosts Obsession against them? Bad. Illegal.
Using it against their will, to save OTHER ghosts, who are in immediate danger? Not illegal, but they will be PISSED. Still not great though, you will want to apologize and fast.
So like??? Reality Bending Power. Patrick Star Method of "what if we MOVED the city... somewhere else?" Considered at 1am. Team of Ghost Laywers, acquired.
Amity and all Limnals are REMOVED from the DP-verse.
Wish worded juuuuust so. Any ghost that forms there? Yoink! Instantly removed to the Zone. Natural Portals? Cut off. Let the whole Reality fade out at an accelerated rate, as no NEW energy is fed into the system. Entropy will do, what entropy does. Exactly as they wished it.
They hated Death so much, they speed up the heat death of their ENTIRE universe by Eons. Congratulations, you guys "Won". Enjoy the wildly more fragile flora, fauna, and general ecosystems. Now that none of you have that ambient Ectoplasm strengthening your bodies. Yeah, the things you used to shrug off? Those are gonna maim or kill you now.
Doesn't MATTER if you "learn your lesson" though! Cause this is WAY past that point! This is "cutting off the tumor before it kills us" territory, and buddy? Amity ISNT the tumor. Go forth a grow, just like you wanted.
They won't be here to fix your messes anymore.
Because Danny got himself a dictionary thick "I Wish..." contract. Which was worded, as it needs to be, in one loooooooong run on sentence. Shouted "I Wish what's written on THIS, as it is currently, and without any form of editing or negotiation!" As fast as he could. Yote the document in Desiree's direction. And Flew like an INCANDESCENTLY pissed off Genie was trying to set his everything of fire.
Which she was.
Thankfully, Paulina came in clutch with her History of all things Jewelry, world fashions, and Make-Up knowledge. That, coupled with the Power Of Rich Friends(tm)? (Sam. Her mother was THRILLED to take her Jewelry and clothing shopping for something other then blacks and dark purple. They went on a jet setting whurl-wind tour. Sam actually kinda liked a some of what she found.)
They have Apology Bribes.
They shamelessly HIDE behind the mountain of Apology Bribes, while they explain themselves. Is Desiree HAPPY? No. But those bracelets are magnificent and she DOES deserve nice things. Those silks will really bring out her eyes. And she... DOES... admit...
Maybe...
That things are not... SAFE. Any longer. Danny TRIES. Everyone else can see it. And he's made incredible strides! Even convinced his lunatic parents. Though they're still not quite POPULAR. (WAY too pushy and invasive with their questions, for most people.) But the fanatics in white?
They nearly killed Box Lunch. If her father hadn't BEEN there...
And the poor man will have that scar on his back for the rest of his afterlife. Desiree can see why Danny is pushing. Does she LIKE it? No. But...
She supposes she will content herself with the suffering of the Fanatics in White and all who support them. THEIR wishes, twisted. Their ugly heart's desires.
Fine.
"SO YOU WISH IT. SO IT SHALL BE!"
And? The ghost town of what WOULD of one day grown into Amity, had the witch's there not been found by those they had fled from, which sits in long rotted ruins, amongst the trees in nowhere Illinois? Poof! Two "Towns" are switched.
The roads out of town coming to a clean line stop, meeting not even goat paths. Just trees. Old growth.
But it's not ALL of Town, is it? Faces missing. New, confused, faces from every corner of the map, taking their place. No Limnal left behind. No supporter of the GIWs genocide, brought along. Family's kept together where they could be. But by the few, scared and upset, green flashing eyes of children in the crowd?
It seemed for some, it was easier to fear and hate, then love their children.
Already they were being gathered up by school teachers and PTA parents. As everyone tried to figure out what had happened. Concerned, quite muttering a dull roar as everyone tries to coordinate.
Red Huntress joins Danny and Dani in the Sky. She doesn't get a word in. Wanted to know what the HELL was going on. She was with her dad in Chicago! Dani was in Taiwan! Literally! As in, sitting in a SUBWAY station one second, the next? Outside!
But they don't get to demand those answers. Because there is a sonic boom on the horizon. And then? Floating... weird... not ghosts?
Uuuuuuhhhh?
Hi?
That much blue... sure is a Statement. Like the cape and... bloooomers? Shorts. Bikini bottoms? It.. it's a Cool Look, dude! No, really. They are being VERY supportive here! If YOU like it? That's the only thing that matters!
Red Huntress smacks the Danny/i's Repeated upside their heads and demans to know what the Not-Ghosts are doing in their airspace.
Oh YEAH. Good point! What she said! And can it WAIT? They're kinda going through A Thing right now...
Kon? Wants it on record he loves these guys. They're hilarious. The LOOK on Clark's FACE?? He wishes he could frame it. Preserve it for future generations. Thing is? There was NOT a town here a second ago.
Well, bout 30 minutes or so, but you get the idea. One moment? Tree noises. Bam! Thousands of people! Obviously the checked it out. Only to be met with two... three maybe? Heros who have NO IDEA who they are.
Clear Reality warping shenanigans. Might be time travel or multiverse. Question is... are they STAYING? And if SO? What now...
@hdgnj @ailithnight @the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @dcxdpdabbles @mutable-manifestation @hypewinter
#dpxdc#yeah I maybe made Tucker's phone a little eldritch#yeah they're gonna convince people Amity was cursed before#“people couldn't see amity before because of the curse”#“what's that? Magic isn't real? Do you think beloved hero captain marvel is a liar?”#also literally what are meta powers if not magic#“but! but it's linked to genetics!”#my entire ass - genetics don't let you bend metal. correlation is not causation. some magic is more specific than other magic#they be gaslighting everybody#but#They pay their taxes?#and their tech updates are surprisingly good?#especially once their scientists learn DC (or “outside world”) tech better#yeah the gov't doesn't mind them too much#very funny if Lex Luthor thinks they're all martians or something (re video of danny dragging dani & val through the ground) and HATES THEM#vlad would be there#still mayor? idk#but if at least some of dalv co is in Amity he can prob finangle it to get some of his money back#and elbow in on Lex tech's markets#making about both “evil aliens” and about money#just Vlad v Luthor#does luthor have anti-ghost protections?#I want Vlad to get fed up and start stealing his stuff#idk where else to go with this but I feel like this AU has so much potential!#alt idea: they could claim amity has been skipping around the world since forever#but got caught in the bermuda for a good bit there#looks like it's america this time#Amity Parkers: *sips smoothie while wearing hawaiin shirt* hi new neighbors
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consultingsister-a5 · 1 year ago
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continued from / @k4ndall
"Mm, I don't know if that's still true. Eat the rich and all that." There wasn't a trace of resentment in her tone. She was not one of those who had worked hard for what she had, there was nothing to resent. She, like Kendall, had been born with a silver spoon in her mouth. It was harder to be defensive of a stockpile you didn't personally build, just inherit. No, it was those wonderfully clever hard-working people she felt sorry for, who became too successful to be relatable. Maybe their silk sheets helped.
The careful words about his parents make her genuinely laugh. Cee and her own siblings never knew the weight of parental problems. If their mother had lived, she would have been an avid supporter of whatever her children chose to put their minds to. If her mother had lived, Cee thought, her father might have been better too.
"That depends," she considers, "are you Odysseus?"
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Cee glances behind Kendall and then gestures towards the restaurant doors. "Are you free for lunch? I'd like to know more about your Greek epic."
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moonisthedoor · 1 year ago
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This is a webweave for a Gerry Keay/Michael Shelley fanfic based on The Magnus Archives
I want to be home to you: The Whispering and the Reckoning web weave
for @blasphemous-lies-and-deceit <3
Elden Ring // Elden Ring // tumblr user @/s0larize (x) // In Bed, The Kiss by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec // tumblr user @/perfectlyripeclementine // Savior by Lee Hi (music video) // Savior by Lee Hi // tumblr user @/b0nkcreat // Trista Mateer // Savior by Lee Hi (music video) // The Internet Speaks Back to the Author by Phil Kaye // The Kiss by Edvard Munch // Zhenya Katava & Neus Bermejo for V Magazine, photography by Gus & Lo // Aristotle and Dante Dive into the Waters of the World by Benjamin Alire Sáenz
Image description in ALT text and under the cut.
Image ID 1: Screenshot of a notification from Elden Ring on dark grey background. White text: You have not sinned. Text in response button: OK. The button is highlighted.
Image ID 2: Screenshot of a notification from Elden Ring on dark grey background. White text: You don't need absolution. Text in response button: OK. The button is highlighted.
Image ID 3: A photo of a person holding a bottle of purple nail polish in their hands, painting someone's nails. Their shirt is black with a red graphic print on it that includes a word "love". Their own nails are the same shade of metallic purple as the polish they're holding. You can't see their face as it's cut off.
Image ID 4: A painting of two people laying in bed. They're embracing each other and kissing. The person on the left has red hair slightly past their shoulders. The person on the right has short red hair. They're covered up to their chest by the blanket. The sheets and the blanket are white.
Image ID 5: Sccreenshot of a tumblr post from a user @perfectlyripeclementine. Black text on white background: calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion. End of text.
Image ID 6: A screenshot from a music video. A Korean man with black hair and black eyes is sitting on a low couch. He's wearing a white shirt with a red outline on the collar and black pants. His legs are slightly spread. A Korean woman with black hair and black eyes is laying on her side with her head in his lap. She's on the right side of the man. She's wearing a long white dress and her hands are clasped in her own lap. In the background you can see a church altar.
Image ID 7: Screenshot of lyrics. Black text on white background: Is there such a thing as love without despair? // Where will you be taking me? Yeah, yeah // Will you be able to stay by my side // As long as I wish you to? Hm. End of text.
Image ID 8: A screenshot of a Tumblr ask. Anonymous said: "do you think it'll all be okay?" User b0nkcreat, who has a blue and a green checkmark near their username, responds: "yeah. even if it won't i've got people to love in the meantime".
Image ID 9: Screenshot of black text on white background: In this space right here that we have made for each other, [text highlighted in light blue] you can say anything and I will not abandon you [highlighting ends]. Unwrap the worst things you have done. Watch me hold them up to the light and not even flinch.
Image ID 10: Screenshot from a music video. A Korean woman with dark hair and dark eyes is in the center of the shot, facing the camera. She's hugging a dark-haired man with her right hand, looking to her right side. The man is wearing a dark shirt with white vertical stripes in the center of the back. He's hiding his face in the woman's shoulder. In the background you can see the inside of a church, an altar and reliefs of saints on the walls.
Image ID 11: Screenshot of black text on white background: tell me what you want // [text italicized] every door you enter // I will let you in [italicized text ends]
Image ID 12: A painting of two people kissing. The person on the left is wearing a dark red suit, they have black hair. They're leaning against a green nightstand. A person on the right is wearing long black dress with red outlining the sleeves and the collar. They're hugging the other person by their neck. As the two are kissing, their faces are featurless, melting into each other.
Image ID 13: A photo of two people's hands. They're holding each other by the pinkies. The person on the left has light skin and is wearing a dark blue sleeveless dress. The person on the right is wearing a dark blue dress with buttoned cuffs on the sleeves. Nothing beyond the arms and a piece of their skirts can be seen. The arms are entangled with a red string from the middle of the forearm to the tips of the fingers of both hands. The photo is framed with a digital black frame.
Image ID 14: Screenshot of black text on white background: "We have to go home." // "I'm already home. I'm with you."
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absolutebl · 1 year ago
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This Week in BL - When good chemistry goes bad
May 2023 Wk 3 
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying most.
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Ongoing Series - Thai
La Pluie (Sat iQIYI) ep 4 of 10 - yes it jumped to the top of the standings, the kiss was THAT good, best of the year so far. So soft and yet so sweet and yearning and with a proper chemistry - body, breath, everything. Also... there was plot happening this ep, but who cares about that? Some additional thoughts, now my brain has rebooted from that kiss. I do suspect Pat of still being a player: he is awful smooth, and he may want revenge for being jacked along for 2 years (I would). Ep 4 is early for a kiss like that, which means pacing-wise we may be in for a separation/break up around ep 8. 
Step By Step (Thai Tues WeTV & Gaga) ep 5 of 10 (MDL still says 12, but Gaga still says 10) - Pat, dear, your gay is squirting all over our screens. Meanwhile… That is the smallest presidential suite bed I’ve ever seen. Lucky for us of course. And lucky for Jeng. Me with the side dishes = UH OH. 
Our Skyy 2 (My School President) eps 9-10 - Alt reality where Tinn is in charge of the music club and Gun is the school president with the crush. Basically, it’s an excuse for them to play each others’ parts (which just highlighted how well they were cast, originally). Ultimately, Gemini is a better piner, and Fourth is a better tsundere. Although the reversed “holding it over his head” was v funny & Fourth IS a decent seme. (I also realized what I like so much about Fourth, like Saint he’s one of those rare full body actors.) Sound was a great uke and I loved how they changed his makeup for the role (did you notice?). TiwPor were as adorably ridiculous as ever. I liked the minor baby pairing for Aun, too. Still my NO SIGNING holds (although there was lots of dancing to counterbalance). In the end, all this really did was make me wanna rewatch the original. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. FYI The MV was a parody of HCTM, BB, 1k*. 8/10 
A Boss and a Babe (Fri YouTube) ep 12fin - It was a cute sappy ending for a cute-ish sappy-ish show. I cannot abide that the mom who condoned the rape of her daughter got forgiven. No. Stop it GMMTV. Review below. 
The Promise (Thai Weds YT & WeTV) ep 9 of 10 - I'm in trouble when I'm rooting for everybody BUT the main couple. I guess Nan doesn’t have a NO SINGING policy. Also I guess Nan was waiting for Phu all along? This show. ALSO could we not have just ended it here? 
Past-senger (Thai Weds Gaga) ep 11 of 12 eps - I don’t understand. What? Where did all these new characters come from? Do we care about the hets? Not even slightly. What is anyone doing? What’s going on? do I care abotu anyone anymore? No. Please make it stop. 
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Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Our Dining Table AKA Bokura no Shokutaku (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 7 of 10 - OMG so adorable, so repressed, so reserved, so soft, so awkward, so special. Heart melting. Also. Hungry. The WAY Minoru looks at Yutaka when he’s eating (now that he knows the history). The way we got to see the exact moment that Minoru realizes he is in love. Perfection. 
Star Struck (Korea iQIYI & Gaga) ep 1-2 of 8 - Zuho (Kpop SF9 - noted good egg) opposite rookie actor Kim In Sung (the one with the crush). icky is being weird about it but it looks like Gaga also picked it up? Depends on your territory I suppose. Anygay: Friends since childhood, jock/nerd, puppy/cat and I sense bi-himbo confusion and pining introvert gay. There’s family strife plus class issues and it has some interesting things to say already about the nature of friendship, romance, and jealousy. I like it, weirdly reminds me of something that might have come out of China. Not early CBL, but some of the later stuff that was censored but hearkened to Addicted. This has the feel of what China could have made now (were things politically different). Because of this feel, I’m not confident in this being an HEA or even a true BL but it is interesting enough for me to bump it way up the ranks. 
Happy Merry Ending (Korea Thurs Gaga) eps 7-8fin - I get why SJ pushed JH away, but I kinda agree that SJ is too much work. Abused or not, I wouldn’t put in the damn effort - so I guess I’m glad SJ took a year off to figure his shizz out? Far be it from me to agree with a year break in a Kdrama, tho. I didn’t even mind that they were separated most of these 2 eps: it was nice to see a Seme told no, who actually backed off and did as he was told. Plus the running of the gays (how Japan of you SK). I’m assuming that this was the final episode and that Viki thinking that there are 2 more is bonkers? Because this felt like a finale. For me this one had a stronger finish than any other aspect of the show (odd when the couple spent the bulk of it apart). Oh! And someone give Shin Myung Sung (the surfer bestie) his own damn BL, m’kay? Review below.
Love Mate (Korea Thurs Viki) eps 5-6 of 8 - Longest elevator ride in the world. Honorifics discussion! My favorite! And, “there is only one bed but they slept together on the floor anyway” trope. A BL staple. Also the tie/lanyard grab. Another fav. Still pushy puppy stalker remains creepy manipulative obsessive warped hotness. Basically KBL version of trash and… I’m into it. We all got our kinks, I guess. 
Vian the series (Vietnam YouTube ) - Such a cat. I’m reminded of Milk. It’s cute. They cute. I like it.
Naked Dinner AKA Zenra Meshi (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 6 of 12 - So is the nude dining meant to be some kind of weird allegory for repressed gayness? 
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It’s Airing But ...
My Story (Pinoy Sat YouTube) 10 eps - I bounced at ep 4. Someone will tell me if I should bother with the rest. 
House of Stars (Thai Mon iQIYI) 12 eps - I bounced at ep 3. Will binge if told it is worth it at end. 
The Day I Loved You (Pinoy YouTube) eps 6-7 of 10 - Terminal illness for the sunshine. I bounced at ep 6. DNF. 
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Ended this week
Love Syndrome finished its run on WeTV (I stopped at ep 2) - anyone wanna weight in with thoughts on the ending and whether I should binge or not? I do love Lee Long Shi.
Happy Merry Ending - Stars Lee Dong Won (KNK) as an ex-idol turned wedding singer with an abusive ex and a panic disorder + the sunshine pianist who falls in love with him. Timid tsundere & sweetheart gay is an interesting match. They’re gentle together, almost kindly and there is a calm ache to their pairing. However, it lost its way as a BL, being more about the main character’s struggle than the romance. It had a strong finish but ultimately the premise & characters meant this was never going to be one of my favorites. 8/10  
A Boss and a Babe - With an inconsistent narrative and self-sabotaging characters this was not the Thai BL office romance I was hoping for. I spent most if it feeling manipulated without good reason and sorry for ForceBook. They did their best with a shoddy script (AGAIN!) and none of its flaws were their fault. This show was all over the place and so am I about it. It’s better than Enchanté but that’s not really saying much. 7/10 I guess
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In Case You Missed It 
BL Express reported that Taiwanese production companies have announced 7 new BLs (4 of these from Vidol.) Stories range from office romance to crime drama. 
Someone did a survey on KBL watchers. 
Build Jakapan has been cleared of all charges. 
Next Week Looks Like This:
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Starting this week: 
5/26 Be My Favorite prev title: You Are My Favorite (Thai YouTube) Adapted JittiRain y-novel (2gether, FUTS, ToL, Vice Versa) one of those “rewrite the past to change the future.” Stars Krist (SOTUS) + Fluke Gawin (DBK, Not Me). Expect this to be v low heat, full of LIES and manipulation.
5/27 The Luminous Solution (Thai ????) 10 eps - Thana is having trouble at work and in his relationship. He can't seem to catch a break. So he makes a wish to change everything. The wish has a price.
5/27 Takumi-kun Series 6: Nagai Nagai Monogatari no Hajimari no Asa (Japan) - NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS (but that has never stopped Japan before) and no, I have no idea where to get it, why would I ?????  (Say it with me everyone: Oh Japan, must you?*)
2023 forthcoming BL master post (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED)
This Week’s Meta Moments 
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naturellement (Step By Step naming its trope.)
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The Promise calling out the uke archetype, Mary Sue much? 
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ALL THE DANCING. Live the dream! Live the trend! Live the trope! 
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4 tropes in one! Drinking, piggyback, feed him, product placement. Very nice GMMTV & GeminiFourth. I’m impressed.  
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nash
(all My School President’s Our Skyy - kinda a masterclass in using ALL THE TROPES and ALL THE BL references.) 
THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS
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The unmitigated irony of so-called fans of ZeeNunew coming after this show for this moment (not to mention the self sabotage). Truly mind boggling. (Step by Step)
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The two boys who didn’t win the boy but totally should have. This show makes me wanna drink too. Next week... soju! (The Promise)
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Yes please and thank you GMMTV. (My School President) 
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I do love the kinkification of Phi. (Boss & Babe) 
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These tiny idiots it turns out are, in fact, totally hilarious. La Pulie (side dish friendship group)
(last week)
Current Kpop earworm? Key & Taeyeon’s Hate that... (which if it wasn’t an OST SHOULD have been)
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consultingsister-a5 · 6 months ago
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Cee offers a grumpy little pout. She's a toddler who has been told she must eat her broccoli before getting any ice cream. She'd like to cry out; it's so unfair! Cee, whose formative years were spent in an all-girls school, did not have the same hang-ups- in her words- as Kit and thought that was ridiculous. All of Cecelia's first sexual experiences were with best friends, girls who have named her godmother of their children ten years down the line. But she knew the answer before she even asked.
Thing was, she just had to keep checking in. Until she was told, sometime in her twenties, that being gay was perfectly fine, it did not occur to Cecelia that not everyone was gay. Men, she understood; fancying men was something different. But girls, who wouldn't fancy girls? That was madness. And everyone enjoyed practising kissing other girls when they were fourteen. And eighteen. And twenty-six.
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"I get it," she nods, "you're a boob girl and I don't have what you're looking for." Cee sighs dramatically. "Thanks for trying to spare my feelings. I appreciate that."
Kit sighed because it had been inevitable that particular question would be asked at some point. And she really hoped that Cee wouldn't get upset at her answer.
"No....but only because.............I had one before. It was a huge mistake, terrible. The woman was a friend, not as good a friend as you but, someone I'd enjoyed spending time with. Until that night, that is. Afterwards, I could barely even look at her, let alone speak to her. I just felt.......on edge, responsible, guilty....basically every anxiety-inducing emotion going around her and so, our friendship sort of.....peetered out".
It was quite ridiculous, given that all she'd actually done was kiss the damn woman, seen her naked and 'doing stuff'. But despite the copious amounts of alcohol and other enhancements to that evening, Kit had known right away she couldn't bring herself to do anymore, even though Mary and the man they were with (Steve was it?.....or maybe Simon?) were more than keen for her to get more involved.
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"I'd hate for the same thing to happen to my friendship with you Cee, you're my rock, my soul-sister. If I didn't have you in my life.......I don't think I could function".
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l-amplights · 7 months ago
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ok everybody, its time for bfdi rapping, lets meet our challengers. give it up for TD the sexy mute spitter! [cheering] and we know why we came here for the champion our main man with the sunglasses SUPA HOT FIREY!!!!! (yay go firey!!!) (you got this buddy!) sorry t-ster. anyway lets get into the coin toss shall we. heads TD goes first and tails firey goes first. Spit that TD. 🫷🫷👆😗🫵😢💧🔥💧��� [oh oh wwoah] (oh my god) (WOAH teardrop just put out the fire) alright firey go get em (yeah!) i'm supa hot firey, you're wet and cold 🤨 you better check your phone 🤨📱 you just got rick rolled [cheering] (ohhh teardrop got rick rolled) (oh i just want firey to be himself) you can't win this battle cause you can't talk- AND IM SUPER HOT GIRL BECAUSE I'M LITERALLY FIRE CAUSE I'M SUPER HOT GIRL [cheering] (ooo YES FIREY YOU GOT IT) i am not a rapper, i'm f alt art v
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this is how i sketched it out but i like the version with the leaking colours more so L
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merge-conflict · 6 months ago
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wip wednesday
tagged by @wanderingaldecaldo ty :3
I've mostly been recovering from various ailments the past week and distracting myself rather than getting much writing done but also I've been doggedly tearing my heart out with this piece, wherein Goro is captured by the Gang when failing to retrieve Valentine and everybody is feeling great about it and not at all like shit.
this tidbit taking place after a fruitless interrogation and Valentine picking a fight with everyone except Alt:
She turns her back to him, gravitating to an ornately carved side table, where a surprisingly extensive collection of alcohol huddles together, leaving barely enough room for a pair of smudged glasses and an empty container for ice. Watching the tense, angry line of her shoulders makes him feel ill. The bed she’s placed him on his large enough for two, the bedding in utter disarray. He wonders if it is hers or if she shares it with Silverhand. Now that he knows what he is looking for, he sees the signs all about the room: the guitar leaning against one of the nightstands, the piles of dark clothing, the ashtrays, the pair of heavy boots. “What will you do with me?” he asks, flinching at the sound of shattering glass. V sets down what remains of her drink, casually shaking the shards from her chrome hand, wiping off her fingers on her pants. She rasps calmly, “You’ll sleep here. The door is locked from the inside, but Alt won’t let you leave, obviously. Johnny has the key but I’ve asked her not to let him in.” No guarantees, her tone says. “Sorry about the mess. If I’d known you were coming, I’d have cleaned up.” The bitterness of her joke robs Goro of the ability to respond. He watches dumbly as she pours another bourbon. “You think he will try to kill me?” She turns, frowning, eyes caught on what remains of his knee. “Hurt you,” she corrects.
really struggling getting the prose to flow on this one, but trying to concentrate on the important beats and how I want this chapter to end, and then worry about making it polished afterwards. really underestimated the amount of work this chapter needed after I decided I wanted to publish this storyline. how could writing my story out of order leave me with a lot of background and context to establish?? the things I do for self-indulgent works.
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consultingsister-a5 · 1 year ago
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james bond never has to put up with this sort of shit. {From Severin!}
a meme / for @samhlaiocht + severin moran
"James Bond wore fancy suits all the time, you fucking bet he dealt with this shit."
It was the fourth suit that she had forced her soon-to-be brother-in-law. Despite promising it would take less than an hour, they had already been here for two.
Celia sits crossed-legged on the silk-lined fainting couch, sipping her third glass of champagne. Dressing other people comes in a close second to dressing herself. She gets all the enjoyment of new shiny things without having to get half-naked in a little room with a curtain. Actually, to be fair, most of the shops she buys from do have proper dressing rooms. "Anway, you said you were up for spending some time together. What happened to our sibling bonding time?" She gins, cheekily.
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The editor tilts her head and considers. "Mm, nah, I liked the second one better. Do you need a plus one to the wedding?"
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bowserinthesky · 11 months ago
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Ok feh talk! IntSys give a free male OC challenge difficulty: Impossible...
Tbh I kinda like the new designs, definetely more varied than last book "v-tuber waifus with giant boobs" design used for most characters... But still sad that the guys are getting more shafted every year!
The two mysterious characters are my favorite designs (probably based in the yggdrasill's goat and stag) but I know IntSys gonna make the guy have the tiniest role possible or be the books main villain... I REALLY want they at least make him summonable, his design is so cool and I don't want to wait, like, 2 years for his base form get in the game :c
Also, talking of guys shafted... L for Inigo! He joins Sylvain in the fan favorite guys that become a shitty demote gang (Inigo at least has better stats, but he is a infantry sword... The most bloated and usually powercrept class)!
About the banner, nothing much else to say... Lucina gets another alt but now with probably the fast oriented rearmed axe, severa is a godsword and the we also heve free OC that shuts down one of the most annoying mechanics of the game: teleportation (Sorry gatekeeper you definetely lost your niche and also flier stonks definetely sinking). A rant about the demote tho, everybody knew Laurent would be a demote when getting in feh, but what bothers me is that IntSys insists in giving repeated shitty skills in the 4-star pool! Seriously? Atk/Res ideal and rouse atk/res? That's the exact same kit as Hilda which was released what? 2 years ago? There are 3 grail units with that ideal skill while 2 have rouse! We have some of the most busted tier 4 skills but then can't even get us some decend bridge fodder...
New game mode can't say much, IntSys always focusing in the PvP instead of PvE, but this time auto-battles for you so you can pretend you don't care when your team loses against the most bullshit whale team you can find... Also, the mode rewards looks really bad...
Anyways, I know I'm focusing more in the negative, but at least OCs looks cool... I Hope Veronica do something in this book and I'm curious about the book showing some focus in the askr Queen! I always expect nothing about feh story, but It would be funny If Sharena's mom got more development than sharena herself in this book (also, I'm definetely more interested in this book and last one)
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corpocyborg · 8 months ago
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5 Songs, 3 Outfits
Saw this tag game floating around and wanted to participate.
Tagging @merge-conflict, @fereldanwench, @bnbc, @another-corpo-rat, & @just-a-cybercroissant!
Rules: Post 5 songs associated with your OC, followed by 3 outfits they would wear.
I'm going to do one for both "variants" of my OC, but I'm going to post them separately and tag different people in each.
Valerie "V" Locke - Director of Arasaka Counter Intel, as in "Secure Your Soul" on AO3.
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Songs - Trip hop, alt rock, retrofuturism, Bond song vibes, sleazy & ambitious. Low Five - Sneaker Pimps Give me a low five 'Cause I can't help myself I'm a low five downsize no-one else Do you love yourself?
The Riches - Jane's Addiction I'm laughing that is rich It puts my stomach into stitches Early bird from a perch Lookin' down, can see all the world's riches
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Future Royalty Welcome to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find you
I'm Impressed - They Might Be Giants I'm impressed, I'm impressed When that gorilla pounds his desk I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed Through generalissimo's request, I can't help but feel impressed
Sympathy for the Devil - Jenny Owen Youngs Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith
Outfits - Business formal but make it sci fi, alternating elements of femininity & masculinity, black & burgundy, leather & silk, metal accents, corporate goth.
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Going to post a version of this for post-Mikoshi V as Arasaka's android, as in "Beyond the Event Horizon" on AO3 soon.
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vaas · 1 year ago
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i know im a minority on this one but i like the temperance ending in cyberpunk the most probably. "ooh v's dead" v literally is not dead. theyre not even gone to a place nobody can reach like. v is in your computer. v is in your fucking phone. depending on the kind of implants one has, v is in your body too. its like. v can go anywhere in the net alt can go. and alt can go anywhere netwatch isnt which is apparently a lot of places. even projekt red seems to have like forgotten this? cus the ending really has everybody acting like v is fucking dead theyre not dead. theyre in your pocket. or wherever the fuck you keep your personal portable computing device. v is Actually dead in every single other ending. of like. probably a stroke. temperance ending v you can like email them. literally whenever you want. they can email you. itll be encrypted and youll probably need a key that theyd have to give you but you could do it. stop being a pussy
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shoechoe · 9 months ago
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ok this is real long and rambly im v sorry !! i jus wanted to talk abt music as well heh,, i loved reading ur music commentary under the tag game !! (hehe. i tag u rlly often cuz. i hav this secret inner mechanism where if a mutual tags me in anything *once* ill tag that mutual in literally everything if i remember/if prompted. tis how i roll) tho fr ur segment abt 20 min prog rock songs was so damn accurate. it rlly reminded me of pink floyd's "dogs", king crimson's "lizard" (not the album itself but moreso the sort of. i guess mashup shit they do. another prime example of this is moonchild (including the dream and the illusion), or the devil's triangle. which is honestly more nervewracking rather than boring i guess. JDEVGAVEAHDHGEAVHGAEVDGEVDG. hell ost i guess. w lizard ive listened to it so many times and while it does hav a multitude of lyrics DAMN those 23 minutes are painstakingly longgg ! i guess im a lil biased cuz u know ive played it too often. tho it does hav some v beautiful parts... ! i think a prime example of what u hav mentioned abt prog rock was w king crimson's one red nightmare. it has a cool part and then its jus. Instrumentals after and it gets kind of boring. at least the drums r p damn good!! or u know to some of comus's songs (which isnt prog rock but its prog folk. same damn thing where the songs are INSANELY long and can sometimes b rlly boring in certain portions), some prime examples being their song the herald (only 12min long. but mannn sometimes w prog rock or prog folk they make 10+ min songs feel like HOURS. but its also v mesmerizing!! or drip drip which. holy hell is an AMAZING song but theres this one part thats insanely fucking boringgg YAWN. its a nice break before the very chilling lyrics nearing the end but. come on now!) but yeah. i jus wanted to ramble bc i rlly need to get to listening to kc's entire discography as well. idk what u've listened to jus yet but some song recs if ur inchrested or havent listened to them already... could also apply 2 some of ur followers if they read this long ass ramble. this ask is a 20+ min prog rock song at this point: formentera lady, islands, the letters, ladies of the road, pictures of a city, moonchild, cirkus runthrough / lady of the dancing water (alt take) (why this one? it jus sounds better imo. lady of the dancing water is very very beautiful), thela hun ginjeet (this one is very fun and catchy), the sheltering sky, frame by frame, matte kudasai (VERY soothing), ummm.. dr diamond (live. i wish there was a more high quality ver somewhere), cadence and cascade, book of saturday, probably some more i forgot abt !!!!!! top 5 songs on their spotify also slap (obvs everyone and their mom already knows those songs id imagine! tho for new listeners those r bangers. esp starless.). if u wanna get REAL scared u should listen to da devil's triangle. (exaggerating but its quite diff from what *ive* heard. like hollyyy hell they set the mood down so so so so so well)
I appreciate the extra depth in the commentary- it is thoughtful. (I also appreciate the tag games.)
I agree that progressive rock is a very alluring and simultaneously often frustrating genre as someone who tends to be a fan of it. I consider it the musical equivalent of a sit-down meal; it requires a lot of patience and is best for when you have the time to just appreciate and drift off to it.
Progressive rock is usually lengthy, often slow, very experimental, and tends to utilize a lot of improvisation; as a result, you end up with a lot of songs with pieces that work extremely well, but you do often have to sit through a lot of parts that you just don't care for. Having music be a test of patience is understandably just not for everybody.
I find that my favorite progressive rock songs transform into feeling more like journeys rather than typical musical experiences. I consider Echoes by Pink Floyd to be my favorite prog rock song (and one of my favorite songs in general) for this reason. I end up enjoying the long middle portion entirely made of odd, unnerving, very non-"musical" sounds, because the entire song feels like you are trekking through something strange and unknown.
The slow transition with the buildup of the main tune's return at the very end of the middle portion feels almost like a phoenix rising from the ashes, or the reward at the end of a long journey- I hope that doesn't sound cheesy, lol. I enjoy sometimes playing Echoes at nighttime while I'm lying in bed, and I believe that is the absolute best time to play it. It ends up being a very moving experience for me and it really highlights the great potentials of progressive rock.
Thank you for the recommendations- I'm planning to listen to everything, anyway, but I'm sure any of my followers looking for music recs will appreciate it. King Crimson gets a lot of praise from music enthusiasts, but it doesn't seem as well-known among the mainstream as other progressive rock like Pink Floyd, for example.
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merge-conflict · 1 year ago
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wip wednesday :3
responding immediately so it doesn't disappear into the ether after i get distracted... got tagged by @civilization-illstayrighthere and am tagging @another-corpo-rat and @wanderingaldecaldo (no pressure, etc. etc. :) I was previously stuck on this next bit of story but then I figured out all the big arguments that were going to happen- which is basically like an outline, right?
<Tell me something, V– if you really give a shit about that old ronin, and if you still give a shit about Arasaka, why the hell would you keep insisting that I take your hand-me-downs? Maybe if I was somebody else, but me? Everybody who works in that tower knows what I am, and all of them want me dead.>
<I don’t know.> It wasn’t quite the truth, but it wasn’t quite a lie, either. <Maybe I should want you dead too, but I don’t. And I’m not a monster.>
That made him flinch, and he made a sound halfway between a bitter laugh and a sigh. <So I’m just one of your lost causes?>
<Fuck you. At least you’ve got some reason to keep going.>
<Do I?> He was bitter. Unusually so, like all the fire had been burned out of him. It unnerved her, to feel his unhappiness without its accompanying rage. She had the feeling like there was something she’d forgotten. Something important.
<Alt,> she said, by way of answer. <Rogue.> She paused, chewing on the inside of her lip, as she felt him tense under her skin. <Kerry.>
<So this thing you have is all just- > He gestured blithely with the twirl of a wrist, as though she hadn’t said anything at all. <What, just passing time?>
It wasn’t. V wanted to grip the hand that lay heavy on her chest, wanted to turn into Goro and hold him tightly before he could be ripped away. But he needed his rest.
<No future in it. Even if they bring out all the king’s horses and all the king’s men.> And they wouldn’t. Not for her. Not even if Goro was foolish enough to ask.
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consultingsister-a5 · 1 year ago
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"Are you free? I just had the worst date of my life. I'm either going to get sushi or go to his house and introduce myself to his wife. You can come along for either."
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campingbagandstuff · 14 days ago
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.22/9.33 {Part 2 of 12}; 12
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… 1. dancer linkin park breaking the habit, somewhere I belong, what I've done bee gees stayin' alive wynter gordon believer, buy my love, levitate, don't stop me exo love shot namie amuro hero neonlight lipstick nelly & kelly my boo Guchi All Over You owl city fireflies (ft. carly rae jepsen call me maybe) good time, scott pilgrim black sheep flairs trucker's delight michael jackson thriller, black or white, billie jean nero my eyes, guilt, innocence, promises, crush on you, me & you, AVI miss murder nicki minaj your love, pills & potions Tyler Shaw Kiss Goodnight Blackout Crew Put A Donk On It, HAIM pray to God, beyonce hello, duran duran come undone, britney spears everytime
GloRilla, Cardi B Tomorrow 2, toto africa, , men at work down under, aerosmith sweet emotion, troye sivan got me started, globe anytime smoking cigarette, aesthetic perfection ft. nyxx LAX, banky w capable, Strong Ting, calvin harris & disciples how deep is your love, sevdaliza human, sirens of the caspian, bluecid, ellie goulding starry eyed, alan walker faded, tinchy stryder number 1 avicii wake me up, levels martin garrix animals sydney samson riverside DJ fresh gold dust lindsey stirling shatter me, Masquerade, Love Goes On and On ft. Amy Lee of Evanescence, cash cash we don't sleep at night Coco Jones, Tyler Williams Guardian Angel (from "Let It Shine") VNV Nation nova (shine your light on me) nanka's long version, Ne-Yo (Miss Independent, come closer) She Knows ft. Juicy J, Trey songs love faces, bottoms up {clean}, Skrillex make it bun dem, first of the year (equinox), bangatrang, scary monsters & nice sprites, " [ft. Justin Bieber] where are U now, Luniz - I Got 5 On It, zheani fuck the hollywood cult, skin walker, lava lulu, paramore pressure, aint it fun, still into you, halleluyah, crushcrushcrush, brick by boring brick, only exception, that's what you get, monster, anklebiters, now, all I wanted, careful, emergency, ignorance, daydreaming, last hope, fast in my car, let the flames begin, all we know, Christian+++ amen amen blessings & glory, you are my all in all, above all, miracle worker, covenant keeping God, Adonai, oyigiyigi, blessed be your name, holy holy holy lord God almighty, halleluyah for our lord God, agnus dei, majesty, you are the pillar we the kingdom holy water, vicki yohe mercy seat, because of who you are chris tomlin amazing grace (my chains are gone), the script the man who can't be moved, snow patrol chasing cars, keane (somewhere only we know, everybody's changing), green day (21 guns, wake me up when september ends) daniel powter bad day, the fray how to save a life, oasis don't look back in anger, blink-182 I miss you, joji sanctuary, post malone circles, the smashing pumpkins 1979, sixpence there she goes, coldplay speed of sound, garnidelia kishikaisei, reol…, Alesha Dixon Let's Get Excited, bob dylan like a rolling stone, reve CTRL+ALT+DEL, Pia Mia {https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0it_zMP-EM&list=PLhKzWG0QcgVip6o5Ehtl9sfTRS-aB40RW&index=5}, mr. president,
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