#( thanks bb )

[thesunwillart]

Alex in D5 pretty please 🤗

dancing his way to see Barbie!!! its a crime I don't have a pen to color him pink 💕💕💕

outfit meme from here

[tasteleeknow]

omg little badge... im a real writer now

[fagqween]

i get the impression you can be a bratty bottom (hot) but also very sweet

kinda weird how accurate the first part is, esp in the last few months 😇 also thanks for the compliment 😘

[eveepe]

17, 35, 43, 78 :)

Hi pal, thank you!!

17. Do you have a writing routine?

Nope! Absolutely none. I work in chaos. I mainly write on my work laptop (oops) during lunch because I have my own office and I can sit and rewrite a scene twenty times percolate. But sometimes I dream of a bit of dialogue, or a particular turn of phrase and have to wake up and write it immediately on my phone in bed (terrible) or on my phone on the bus (worse)

35. What’s your favorite fic you’ve posted?

Answered here!

43. Is there a trope or idea that you’d really like to write but haven’t yet?

I really want to write something set when the bugs were staying in their cabins at Loch Earn but that hasn't crystallised into a fully formed idea yet, so it's languishing in a document with a few articles links and pictures. One day!

78. What motivates you during the writing process?

I'm not gonna lie and say it's not comments but... I actually do really enjoy the process. There's nothing quite like poking and prodding and forming this little story into life. And then sometimes other people like it! What a time to be alive :')

Fic asks meme

[may3505w]

Your tits are amazing

<3<3<3

[aceasadhd]

SHANT!

Y U SPEND MONEY ON ME?

I SPEND MONEY ON U!

[armandmollloy]

feet

ok first of all this made me crylaugh thanks

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

IRLs do not even fucking Look at me ok? if you see this post do me a favour and pretend you didn't

[minyo129]

[shark-myths]

tagged by @revolvingresidency - thank you love!

relationship status: dudes can you believe i got married AGAIN?? the pictures are real cute, let me know if you want to see any

favorite colors: green! but i have different favorites for different things--i love gold and red for decorating, turquoise is my favorite color for appliances and kitchenware, i am weirdly into orange for small electronics and got some super fun orange shorts lately so maybe it's the dawn of orange stuff now. anything could happen, there's a whole rainbow out there.

song stuck in my head: to my cats i've been singing a version of 'what a time to be alive' that goes, everything is lit but my tabby cat brain

last song i listened to: oh it was something off folie while i was cooking dinner

three favorite foods: pizza, chimichurri (is sauce a food?), raspberries

last thing googled: 1950s department stores

dream trip: i have so many! going to australia to see @time-less & the lotr tour in nz is probably the biggest, but glacier park in montana and montpelier vermont (to go to barr hill distillery!!) are frequent daydreams, and i need to make it to @alienfuckeronmain & @newleafover's beautiful farm. and my dream trip with @carbonbased000 is around the corner. i'm lucky to have lots of dreams

anything i want right now: to be done with work for the day, sitting in the quiet w the cats, writing with fall out boy on

tagging some pals: @jazzthecat00 @setting-in-a-honeymoon @cleffairie @just-about-nothing @andlightplay @pyrchance @blurrycow @homosociallyyours

[foreveranevilregal]

For the ask game, if you don't want to anwser all you can pick the ones you like lol

5. favorite form of potato?

All potato good 🥔👍 no wrong answers here

9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

I think remember you being into skincare? Share with the world!!

13. first thing you’re doing in the purge?

14. do you think you’re dehydrated?

The question that reminded me I should drink some water, everyone cmon let's drink🫡🫡

29. preferred pasta noodle?

Because I love pasta... pasta save us..

Thank you and God bless you for actually putting the questions in the ask so I don’t have to go look them up 😂

5. Favorite form of potato? Roasted. I especially enjoy patatas bravas at tapas restaurants because they come with red pepper sauce and aioli so it’s like grown up ketchup and mayo with fries.

9. Do you have a skincare routine? Yes I do, because my skin is dry af this winter and it hurts. I’ll do water or a mist, then hyaluronic acid (don’t put it on dry skin, kids! It’ll make things worse), then maybe serum and then face cream and sunscreen in the morning and face oil at night. It sounds like overkill but my skin dried up so bad. I never thought I’d miss having oily skin.

13. First thing you’re doing in the purge? Erasing everyone’s medical debt. I’d prepare beforehand obviously since I’m no hacker.

14. Do you think you’re dehydrated? No. I drink tons of water and it makes a huge difference. Now have some water, guys!

29. Favorite pasta noodle? Probably farfalle? Or gnocchi. Does gnocchi count? If it does then it’s gnocchi.

[newbienewness]

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

[sometrashisokay]

this is yuri

[glikozi]

xreiazomai polla daxtilidia

[splendiferous-bitch]

🍃🎶⛅️!!

🍃- would you rather live in a sea with mermaids or a forest of fairies?

the forest!

🎶- favourite song right now?

ms chappell roan has been on repeat for a few weeks already. hot to go! has been stuck in my head all day today💃🏼

⛅️- what us your morning routine?

wake up, bathroom, maybe make breakfast depending on my shift, get dressed, brush teeth/put on spf, maybe get a coffee before i catch the bus for work (will be getting one tomorrow morning lmao)

[ivystoryweaver]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

[icallhimjoey]

SPOILERS AHEAD!

First off, even though I was not at all sober enough to do so I read the first chapter IMMEDIATELY and then had to go to bed, then spend all of Monday thinking about how excited I was to re-read it and respond when I got the chance because this story has gripped me already.

Second, you had me from the get go. Delivering the heat from the jump, first chapter, just diving straight in??? I’m here. for. it.

Let’s get into it: the GAZING (I’m both uncomfortable and turned on by this, it’s a battlefield of emotions), the way he tries to trap us into cuddling afterwards, Joe waiting at the threshold for us like he can’t wait any longer, baiting us into practically attacking him, his little attempts at small talk (honestly, so cute), the prolonged kissing of bruises and fake injuries (!!!), the predictable within-our-comfort-zone sex that Joe knew we expected and needed while never pushing that boundary (we appreciate a man who knows not to pull stupid shit when all we’re looking for is a familiar and predictable good time), kissing as foreplay, GRINNING INTO THE KISS (the kind of soft moment I LIVE for)…

The looking at you after was one of those softer moments too. You were on your back and catching your breath as you stared up at the ceiling, and Joe was just sort of... staring at you. Slowly studying your face from the side, letting his eyes dance over your profile like he’d never seen it before.

Joe looked and looked and looked until you turned your head and he quickly looked away. Pretended he hadn’t been looking. Like peripheral vision wasn’t a thing.

“…Look at me like you mean it or keep your eyes closed.”

It earned a huff of laughter from Joe who now rolled over onto his side to watch without restriction. No hiding what he was doing.

…When you wanted soft touches and face-to-face sex where Joe forced eye-contact.

No.

Joe never forced anything.

But Joe would go, “hey,” real soft, would repeat it until you actually heard it, and it would make you look at him. Then he’d hold your gaze. Was very intense sometimes, especially if you were close and he held eye-contact right as he fucked you through it.

Your sister’s boyfriend had a birthday barbecue that you’d attend, and you needed to find a good cobbler to fix a shoe you’d broken in a mad dash for a tube replacement bus the other day but – no real plans.

Ok but when I read BBQ and cobbler in the same sentence, my American ass thought you meant cobbler like the dessert until I remembered that people who repair shoes are also called cobblers 😂 (so stupid). I also was very confused about the squash and water thing, literally imagining a slice of some sort of squash like butternut or spaghetti and wondering if this is a thing outside the States, and being so confused as to why anyone would put squash in their water unless they’re talking about watermelon or cucumber which I’m not even sure are part of the squash family?? Then I finally googled it and I’ve learned something new so thanks for that.

And finally… I’m not gonna lie, I melted a little when Joe set aside some leftovers especially for us, and then when he tried to ask us to hang out all awkward and hopeful and shit, then telling us to text him when we get home because if we don’t he’ll worry, making sure we come first (damn straight).

Like, this first chapter got me hook, line, and sinker and now I’m fiendish for mooorrrreee…

teaching americans about squash was not something i had on my bingo card for 2023 but, here we are!