#( shes a menace )

[chomplicated]

[anbaisai]

I don't have enough info on jamimayu to do one of those relationship ask games but I love how often I see different people's Yuus go through a period of deep distrust towards Jamil after book 4 before their relationship develops (and let's be honest, he deserves it)

Meanwhile in Mayu's case it was kind of like (post-book 4)

Mayu: 🧍‍♀️This guy's interesting... I'm going to investigate Jamil: Are you insane-

[slightlyaboveaverageiq]

Me: I’m too sober for this shit *pours wine*

Luke: …uh Raccoon? It’s 9 am

Me: Shit you right *pours bourbon in coffee*

Me: Alright let’s go fuck up some psychopaths

[clawedlust]

summer in her replies to men today

summer in her replies to women today

[dryramengurl]

Pro tip: don't underestimate Ranger X's size

[wefashionablyfutile]

Bought another Pilates mat , and my youngest doggo has chewed a hole in it again 😅 it’s alright at the moment doing my Pilates at home but when I start going to classes again next year I’m gonna have to buy another one and literally hide it in the garage or something can’t be going to Pilates classes with a ripped mat 🙃🩰✨🐾

[thesilliestspy]

Look at my car gang!! :3

She just had her kibbens 2-3 weeks ago. They're so chunkmy. (No pictures of the kibbens cuz she wont let me take any)

[krembruleed]

more of sparrow 🐤

[vodkartoons]

short-haired stocking meets blue

[joifee]

"hey i have two fanfic ideas and an outline for them!" my sister, about to ruin my day:

[cynwriggles]

She tries to fight the water dripping from the roof

[thethingaboutnapkinman]

one sentence emails between my mentor and I

[slightlyaboveaverageiq]

Me: *Driving 90 mph down the highway while on the phone with Matt* Hehe Weeee

Matt: No not Weeee because every time you say that someone has to come get you from jail

Matt: …I’m already on my way

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

more preschool tales, a baby girl when she is giving kisses she is making a muah kind of sound, and she always wants to give kisses to both of my cheeks, then there's this baby boy who doesn't know how to give kisses but only received them because when i am telling him: can i have a kiss?he is just showing me his cheek lol. then this baby boy who is giving air kisses and the same thing the other baby girl who might also try to bite you

all of them are under two :,)

PRESCHOOL TALES FROM CHRIS AAAAAHHHHHH

oh my god they all sound freaking adorable i'm going to go cry over this omg

I love babies so much and you GET TO WORK WITH THEM EVERYDAY AHHHHH

[dallyfitz3]

Introducing

My dumb cat…

Tiana Gurgerbungabombacat Wonton

(yes that is her actual name)

[skywarpie]

Ok I love Dad!Copia, but I think there is so much potential for tiny Copia Daughter to torture her uncles. Like she sees Swiss smack Dew in the nuts when he says something mean to Rain, and the next time they’re in a full room and Uncle Secondo or Uncle Terzo says something mean to Copia in her earshot? BAM! Tiny fist right the the weenie. And she has no idea why everyone is laughing and wincing, and her Uncles aren’t gonna be mad at her because who could be mad at that little face? Just raw chaos. Endless late nights eating junk food because who is going to rat out former papas? Copias kid that’s who - immediately tells her dad, maybe even the ghoulettes (I just know Cumulus would fill mama bear this child). The Uncles lie about her age to get a discount at the zoo? She is telling the zookeeper immediately that she’s older. Just tiny Copia child/children torturing their uncles

Terzo def uses her to pick up partners like "Okay if you act super cute and innocent I will give you candy" but she isn't dumb and demands money instead and each time terzo says no she raises the price till finally he agrees.

"That's gonna be $50"

And finally he just caves.

Later when she's back with copia they go to like fuckin McDonald's or smth and she's like "don't worry it's own me" and pulls out the money and he's ???????