#( setauket is basically the embodiment of a cliche w.ild w.est town )
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cabbxges-and-kings Β· 2 years ago
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Abe in his western verse: Why are there maggots in my cabbages 😑😑
Meanwhile: outlaws try to steal from Setauket's citizens daily; there's a train that always gets robbed nearby; Abe is suspected to have killed Deputy Joyce; after Caleb commits a risky robbery he goes and chills in Abe's cellar and steals all his food; Hewlett & Richard are going insane because there are too many outlaws around; bounty hunter rivals Rogers and Simcoe are fighting in Abe's cabbage fields.
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