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(( random but I dreamt of a biblically accurate angel today ( a cherubim?? maybe??? ) looking at me disapprovingly and I'm pretty sure even heaven is aware I write demonic smut in my free time ajhsfjsdgjhg ))

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// hi peeps. If you wonder why my activity is still spotty when my finals are over and all... well, I only have Internet access through free hotspots atm. The two bills above made my isp cut my service. I've got 9€ paid so far. Not much I know. In only get 807 a month. Rent is 450. Charges like electricity and hot water is 60 a month. My kid needs to be fed and clothed, so do i. I had to take a phone plan with another carrier so I could still be called and call. If people want to chip in, I can pay you back in the coming months. My PayPal is paypal.me/emmata85. Once internet is back I can pay you back in money or services like icons, themes, etc. In the meantime you can join me through discord/Skype. You'll be glad to know I've passed and am making it to the second semester of classes. 5 months of classes, three of internship, some big project to show a jury, and I'm done and back on the job market! My kid also asked to live with me full time which might mean an increase of income if she's officially under my roof. Cps decides what they do wrt this in August. So I'm overall doing alright, just with limited Internet.

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My theme is all fucked, not that it was super great before hand.  I need to remodel this whole damn blog tbh

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(( human!Lucifer absolutely has a pug named Malcolm that just chills in his office while he works. It is spoiled rotten and is the bane of every intern doomed to take it on a walk because it will look at you with absolute disinterest. The only one it listens to is Leviathan but only because he sometimes takes it in his arms and it's cozy. ))

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(( Not me, innocently reading academic texts, only to realize that all of these dumb demons like being called 'My Lord'. Some in more varying degrees than others. ))

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(( Hunters have definitely tried to trap Beelzebub in a demon trap/devil's trap before because scriptures have been misinterpreted and twisted to make her a demon of hell. Which ended in a shrill, amused giggle and corpses eaten by flies. ))

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(( Leviathan is not-so-affectionately nicknamed angel slayer and Lucifer's guard snake, with both of them influencing each other. Lucifer definitely plays into Leviathan's trauma with god and redirects his anger at himself towards all of heaven: look at how they treated you? You need to punish them for it. ))

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(( Hell's very terrifying lords~ ))

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(( I joined in on the trend because I couldn't help myself~ send some in! (: ))

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(( I love how tall Mammon's fc is! Like she's almost 6'3"!! Brb updating Mammon's height so that she can tower next to anyone she stands to <3 ))

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(( Leviathan's relationship with religion is something I'd love to explore further and one day write a proper headcanon for, but for now know that after everything he went through ( being manipulated by Lucifer to get Adam and Eve to eat the apple; being cast out of the Garden of Eden; succumbing to his despair in his ocean-like purgatory and then being 'saved' by Lucifer again ), he still cannot bring himself to hate God and heaven. In the end, he thinks he himself is the one to blame for giving into that temptation. ))

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(( Nothing is funnier to me than someone trying to summon Beelzebub, expecting this ancient demon, this lord with incredible power and instead meeting a 5'6" blonde woman who dresses as if she's still stuck in the 70s and probably wears a "Lucifer did nothing wrong" shirt. I love that for her. ))

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Abaddon, lord of wrath and deals, has been added to the circle of lords!

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(( I love saying Lucifer is toxic but Belphegor is on an entirely different level. Like, you'd tell him about a terrible thing that'd happen to you (because he looks so chill and inconspicuous) and he'd make sure to implant that memory in your dreams for the next week. And when you'd tell him about it, he'd be like: Wow bro, that's so crazy. He's terrible. ))