#( me seeing kohga get a cute one: oh let me try-- PAIN )

[dullweapons]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ?

Love as a Force of Nature :

Your love is like whiplash –– it comes in with the rain, it blows the doors wide open. When you fall in love, it is sudden and hard and immense. It is powerful. It is earth-shaking and world-ending. Nature is a force, and that force can be destructive if you're not careful. See how the world is doused in gasoline and set on fire –– your love consumes, your love takes, your love burns. You're hot and cold all at once, a hurricane and a wildfire bound together in skin, and when you're in love, it can feel like it's eating you alive from the inside out. When you love, it is with everything you have because it is everything you have. Be careful, darling, because not everyone survives the storm.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

*Looks at your recent requests*. How about we get some fluff here as well? Maybe Mipha and Kohga taking care of each other after a battle?

Mipha getting healed for once? That's new? Let's do it!

"You're hurt!"

"I usually don't mean this respectfully, but in this case I do- fuck you I'm fine."

They had just finished clearing out a hoard of moblins that were threatening to enter the akkala labs. Mipha had pulled her weight, and suffice to say, so did Kohga. If anything, he pulled more of his weight in an attempt to protect her. It left quite the nasty gash on his leg, even exposing some of his skin through the clothes. She waited till he sat down before kneeling down to look at the damage. Kohga quickly covered his gash with his other leg, trying to keep her from looking at it.

"I said I'm fine! If I was in pain, I'd be telling you! Go attend to the soldiers-"

"HUSH!"

She didn't mean to raise her voice at him, of course she didn't. But she could see the pain, and it hurt HER just as much. She gave him a determined look, lips pursed.

"You will let me heal your wound! I know it's bad because you're NOT letting me look at it! I know you! Now, let me see it before it gets infected!"

Kohga hesitated, before grumbling like a spoiled child. He begrudgingly offered up his leg, and sure enough, it was a deep gash, already having blood cascade down his skin. Mipha held onto his leg, using her other hand to try to heal him.

"You try to act strong for everyone. I know you do. But you don't NEED to neglect yourself for the sake of trying to look strong. I know you are. And I care for you-"

"You got a cut on your forehead."

She finished healing just in time. She felt at her forehead, and sure enough, a pin drop of blood leaked from her forehead.

"Oh. So I do. No matter, it's a small wound. Now, let me patch this up for you, I know Yiga don't appreciate exposed skin."

Mipha pulled out a piece of red thread (she always carried sewing materials for cases like this), and just when she was about to finish, she felt Kohga put something on her forehead. She looked up at him, and he showed her just what he put on; a banana band aid. He shrugged.

"Hey. You gotta heal too, lil' red."

It was so...bizarre. Someone offering to heal HER for once. It was a cute gesture, simple as it was. And amidst the death and blood and wounds, it healed her heart, through and through. She suddenly started to laugh, and it was so infectious, Kohga joined in too. Oh they were giggling, silly oafs. When she managed to get up (it took a minute, as her legs suddenly felt like jelly), she held onto the side of Kohga's face.

"You're quite the healer. I might just be out of a job if you keep this up."

Kohga chuckled, shooting her the finger guns.

"Hey, you're the cute one here. I'm just sexy as shit."

Kohga was a sweet man. Even though she knew there was some pain there, and not just in his leg.

[inkytheyiga]

I fucking demand you give us Rhoam and Huni fucking. Like, at the goddamn dinner table, fuck the fact that the champions are eating with them-i want my slutty, old degenerate

1) Wow. Rude.

2) Of course ❤️

Huni was always demanding things from Rhoam. Whether it be more money, a cute outfit, a new toy, sex, more food, and so on and so forth. However, this time he demanded something entirely different.

That’s how Rhoam ended up at the head of the grand dinner table in the dining hall of the castle, with the four champions, plus Kohga and Sooga, for a cute little get together.

Huni had initially only wanted to invite Daruk over to the castle, but the king insisted that all of the champions attend. Then Mipha roped Kohga into joining, and of course Sooga had to accompany his master as well.

As the group waited for the main course to be served, they delved into idle chatter. Except for Rhoam and Huni.

Huni was too busy ogling the goron champion, Daruk. The man was built…well…like a boulder, and he loved that. He had also heard from a little birdie that gorons had quite sizable cocks. And he really wanted to see for himself. That much was obvious from the look on his face. He was giving the bumbling pile of pebbles bedroom eyes. Right in front of the king of Hyrule!

Safe to say, Rhoam was the jealous type. Especially when it came to Huni. Something about seeing the young man be so flirty with others…it stirred something in him. He wasn’t sure if it was pure jealousy, or the crude desire to fuck Huni so that everyone could see, but that didn’t matter. He was the king. He got what he wanted.

So while everyone else seemed thoroughly distracted, Rhoam slipped his hand beneath the table and gave Huni’s thigh a firm squeeze. (The boy had insisted on sitting next to him at the head of the table. Damn brat.)

The Gerudo let out a small gasp before looking at the large man who sat beside him.

“Rhoam you dog~ We can’t get frisky now! We have company~” The tone in his voice was as flirty as always. Ugh. Of course.

“Quite a bold thing for you to say, considering you have been eyeing one of our guests since the moment he arrived.” Rhoam snapped back, struggling to keep his voice at a whisper.

“Oh come on Daddy, let me have a little fun~” Huni gave a cheeky wink before turning back towards the rest of the guests and sliding into conversation. With Daruk of all people.

Rhoam grumbled and took a sip from his chalice, trying his best to soothe the anger building up inside of him. He just couldn’t stand the way Huni looked at the champion. Those beautiful topaz eyes, fixated on a man who wasn’t worthy of their gaze. Huni belonged to him. Not to Daruk.

He quickly became consumed by his thoughts of jealousy. Oh the things he would do to Huni if the champions weren’t there. Or perhaps he could let them watch. Make sure they knew that the young man was his property, and no one else’s. No, no, that was just his horny brain talking. He could never commit such an act in front of others.

He wasn’t sure how much time had passed before suddenly being snapped back into reality from Kohga asking him a question. He didn’t hear what exactly it was, but he knew it was directed at him.

“My apologies, I did not quite catch that, could you repeat it?”

Kohga groaned and most likely rolled his eyes before repeating his question.

“We were just talking about relationships, y’know, considering half of us are in one? Anyways- I was just wondering- how the hell are you such a damn prude when it comes to this shit?? I mean- you’re with the sluttiest Gerudo in existence! No offense, Huni.”

“None taken,” He chimed in “I take pride in my sluttiness.”

Rhoam wanted to strangle the both of them for saying such things at the dinner table. How crude could they possibly get? But he still had to show good manners and respond, as much as it pained him to humor such a ridiculous question.

“I was raised upon traditional beliefs. Many of the things you youth do today were considered utterly taboo during my childhood.” He took a sip from his chalice of wine. “My parents didn’t even hold hands before marriage.”

Looks of shock we’re plastered around the faces of the guests, which he should’ve expected, in all honesty. But before a sane person could add their thoughts, Huni just had to speak up.

“That explains why you ended up as such a sexually repressed manwhore.”

The words came out of his mouth so casually. As if there was absolutely nothing wrong with any of it.

Kohga immediately burst out in laughter, pounding his fist against the table as he damn near snorted. “OHH!! OH THATS RICH!!”

Huni wasn’t the only one at the table who was aware of Rhoam’s sex life.

Rhoam grumbled and shot Huni a glare. “Don’t you be right about me, you whore.” He tried keeping his voice down to a whisper, but his anger and embarrassment made that a bit difficult.

Huni simply rolled his eyes as he began twirling a strand of hair around a perfectly manicured finger. “At least I’m open about my whorishness , unlike you! And I’m not some disgusting masochistic pig that likes being stepped on!”

At this point, everyone else at the table was dead silent, aside from Kohga who was still snickering. Dinner and a show! How wonderful!

Rhoam’s face was red in anger and embarrassment. “I’m a pig- have you SEEN your table manners?! We might as well replace the plates with pig troughs!”

“Oh PLEASE! At least I know how to use my mouth properly! I can have you cumming down my throat in seconds!” Huni scoffed in offense. “Meanwhile, I had to train you like a dog on how to eat pussy!”

Everyone was gawking at the couple, eyes wide in pure shock. None of them had ever seen someone speak to the king like that. And while most found it utterly appalling, Kohga of course found it hilarious.

“Sooga get me another drink- this is fucking GOLD!”

“This is painful to sit through.”

“No this is amazing. I’m telling the entire clan once we get back.”

The idea of that many people hearing about the way Huni spoke to him finally made Rhoam reach his breaking point.

The king slammed his hands down on the table as he stood up before shoving his and Huni’s plates, cutlery, and drinks off the table, with each item either shattering or clattering upon hitting the floor.

“Hey what do you think you’re doing you jacka-“

Huni was cut off by Rhoam suddenly grabbing him, pinning his back against the table, and kissing him passionately. The Gerudo’s arms and legs quickly snaked their way around Rhoam’s shoulders and torso.

Their make-out was loud and sloppy and full of passion. Everyone hated it, but they were all in too much shock to actually do something about it. And so it escalated.

Rhoam broke apart from their kiss, only to begin covering Huni’s neck in love bites. Meanwhile, one of his hands moved down to begin rubbing Huni’s pussy through his shorts. The damn whore was already soaking through the fabric. Rhoam hated how he loved it. Hated how he loved the way Huni moaned and tried humping his hand. Hated how he loved Huni himself.

No, no, that was just the horny talking. Rhoam didn’t ACTUALLY love Huni. He just needed to bust a nut.

So with his other hand, he began fumbling with his belt, and that’s when the guests finally decided to step in.

“YOUR HIGHNESS! WE ARE AT THE DINNER TABLE! STOP THIS ASININE BEHAVIOR BEFORE WE ALL LOSE OUR APPETITES!”

“YOUR MAJESTY PLEASE! NOT IN FRONT OF US!”

“RHOAM! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT THERE ARE OTHERS PRESENT?!”

After hearing all the shouting, Rhoam was quickly snapped back to reality. He tore himself away from Huni, looking like he was about to die from embarrassment.

“My apologies….We will…We will be right back..”

He grabbed Huni by the wrist and quickly stormed out of the dining hall, slamming the door behind him.

“So…..Anyone wanna see the pictures I got?”

“Master Kohga, why?”

“Why not?”

————

Just outside the dining hall, Rhoam had Huni pinned against the wall, grinding his still erect cock against him

“You…You little brat….This is all your fault…If you hadn’t opened your mouth…None of this would-“

“Oh for the love of- just shut up and FUCK ME ALREADY!!”

Despite his anger, Rhoam had no objections. So after hastily shoving down both of their pants, he thrust into Huni, not even bothering to be gentle with him.

Huni let out a harsh cry and wrapped his arms around Rhoam’s neck. “Fuck!! Daddy your cock feels so good in my whore pussy!!”

Dammit. That stupid nickname again. He hated it. But he couldn’t deny that it made his cock throb.

“Keep calling me that.” He muttered as he began kissing up and down the Gerudo’s neck, just like before, whilst thrusting into him.

Huni tightened his grip on Rhoam and nodded. “Yes- Yes Daddy- Fuck…Fuck I’m such a whore….I was so fucking ready for you to fuck me in front of everyone….Show them all that I’m yours….That this is the best pussy you’ve ever gotten….FUCK-!!”

Huni suddenly cried out as Rhoam bit his neck and came deep inside his pussy. All that dirty talk really gave him no chance of lasting long.

After coming down from his brief high, the king pulled out and used Huni’s thighs to wipe off any residual cum from his cock, then pulled his pants back up and tucked himself away.

“Now pull your shorts back up. You do not deserve to orgasm after that little stunt you pulled in there. So now you will sit there, full of my semen, and behave like a good little whore. Am I clear?”

“Y-Yes sir…”

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Hahaha sooo SOMEONE is experiencing really bad pms cramps and so I was wondering if you could by any chance write something with Pomma and Sooga? Like- Pomma is on her 🩸 too and Sooga is pampering her like the fucking simp he is? And maybe he’s into period sex too idk lol I’m just going off on a tangent here 😭

Fucking, period club my bitch. Let me see what I can do for you man.

"Pomma? I'm back, I hope you weren't waiting too long."

Kohga was out on some meeting with Rhoam, so it was up to Sooga to cheer up his other love in his life; Pomma. She was raked in pain and agony. Body acting and bloated and bleeding-Sooga could only imagine this awful this period was. He knew what to do, having grown up in a house full of women, but he could only partially understand her strife.

She looked up from her bed, groaning. Her hair was a mess, and she looked exhausted, but he still found her stunning. He set the tray down, and placed the hot rag on her lower stomach. He did research, and this was something that was supposed to help the cramps.

"Oof...thank you, Soogy. Did you-"

"Get what you requested? Absolutely. I apologize I couldn't make It, but I feel like you'd like some actually good seafood paella. I DID catch the fish myself though."

"Aw, how sweet of you. My big, strong Soogy, going out and fishing for his lady~"

She held onto his strong, pretty chin, and watched him melt into her touch. It wasn’t until she let him go, that he recalled what he was doing. Right, Sooga, focus. He cleared his throat, helping her sit up, before grabbing a spoonful of the fragrant looking rice. Despite her chuckling at it, he still spoon fed it to her, even going so far as to clean her face when she had just a small bit of mess on her pretty features. He could tell she wasn't savoring it though, and he knew exactly why.

"Pomma."

"Come on! I've been begging for it all daaaay."

She whined. Sooga sighed, putting the bowl down, before reaching for the small box. Kohga liked having all sorts of expensive and fancy treats to himself, but Sooga was the only one to know the hiding spot. He wouldn't mind missing a few, surely. She sat there eagerly, finally having something that DIDN'T suck today. Caramels, fudge, nuts- all types of goodies, all for her. She cut out the middle man, and yoinked the box from his hands, helping herself blissfully. Sooga chuckled, taking a minute to watch her. 

"Satisfied?"

"Uh huh. I mean, sucks for you, YOU have to explain what happened to Kohga’s candy."

"Oh he'll understand. Hopefully. Regardless, you let me worry about him. I want to cater to you in every way I can. You're precious and beautiful to me."

She groaned, laying back down in quite a grumpy way.

"Ugh, I don't FEEL beautiful. I feel gross and bloated. I'm like a hippo."

"...a pretty hippo?"

"I will show your balls what I'm going through."

Sooga held his hands up a bit in defense.

"Apologies, thought it'd be funny. But truly, I find you just as beautiful today as I did yesterday. Every single bit of you."

She licked what remained of the chocolate from her fingers, before looking in his direction.

"You're not just saying that, are you?"

He took her hand in his, nodding as he gave it a light squeeze.

"You look incredible. Truly. The only woman I can find myself attracted to."

She chuckled, running her fingers through her hair. He loved it when she did that. Always made her look so pretty.

"Wish I could feel that. Instead I just feel all bloated and in pain and just, MONSTER horny, it's bullshit."

Sooga cocked his head to the side.

"You...you feel aroused. While you're on your period?"

"Well not EVERY woman, obviously, but I do a huge chunk of the time, yeah."

"Would you like me to help?"

Pomma raised a brow at him, as if he just said something stupid.

"You know I'm bleeding, right? Like. A lot. You'd be putting your dick in that."

"I have no qualms,"

He puffed out his chest a bit, not at all wanting to disappoint his love. Even though the idea DID make him hesitate, just a bit.

"I mean, what man would I be, if I couldn't have you as you were?"

She looked him up and down, expecting some punchline. When she didn’t get any, she seemed just a bit hesitant. 

"I don't know, Sooga. I mean, I would LOVE that, really, but this isn't your speed, and-"

He cut her off when he pressed his lips against hers. It was just a simple enough of a distraction for him to slip his hands past her clothes, kneading and massaging at her chest. Oh, the way she moaned into his mouth. He pulled away, but kept his forehead pressed against hers.

"I will not force myself upon you. But I beg you to let me prove myself to you. I beg you let me soothe you in any way I can."

She let her hand glide up his chest slowly, as if she was just noticing his muscular form.

"I...okay. But if the blood grosses you out, I don't expect you to keep going, okay?"

He nodded. He peeled off her clothes, ever amazed by her body. Beautiful, full, abundant in stretch marks and soft flesh. He started off with her chest, tongue twirling the nipple in his mouth, his other hand pinching and pulling. She wasn't kidding when she said she was aroused. Her hands were on him in a second, feeling up his frame greedily, and legs were twitching oh so adorably. 

"Hmmm...you can't wait too much longer, can you?"

"Don't act so cocky-"

"But you like that. I can see it by the way you look at me. You want me to take care of you. And I VERY much enjoy doing just that."

He usually wasn't so coy, especially with Pomma, but he couldn’t help it. Her flushed cheeks left him unable to be so restrained. He sat up for a minute, and made quite the show of taking his clothes off (save for the mask), just to give her something nice to look at. Once nude, he pulled her closer by her big, pretty thighs, pressing his hard cock against her absolutely soaked pussy. She looked up at him, lightly smacking him at his core.

"You suck. What happened to my good boy? Not this. Cocky fuckhead."

"This 'cocky fuckhead' made you laugh though, didn't he?"

He leaned down to kiss her precious nose, before slipping inside of her. He watched her lips quiver as soon as he felt him inside of her. He pushed himself fully into her, until his balls pressed against her ass. He studied her face, not looking underneath them. All that mattered was that she was wet for him, and that her face oozed pleasure. She grabbed at his frame, and the sight of her melting around him; there wasn't a sight in all of Hyrule that looked as beautiful. 

"S-shit, mommy needed this."

"I can tell. You haven't smiled like this all day. And that, is by far, the MOST arousing thing about you. Now please, let me see how content I've made you."

Sooga always knew how to treat her. Knew her body needed a certain pace or a certain touch. 

"S-Sooga-"

He could read her like a battlefield. He gave her exactly what she wanted. He hoisted her feet over his shoulders, pushing his cock right into that perfect spot. Her head tossed itself back, her giant breasts bounced in time with his thrusts, and with the help of a firm hand on her ever sensitive clit, she came. He knew her cute little toes curled when she came, and it made his heart absolutely melt for her. He pulled himself out slowly.

"You're lovely. Radiant. Precious. Ganon himself would love to have the chance to touch-FUCKING HELL."

She snapped out of her lust fueled daze quickly, looking up at him in panic.

"WHAT'S WRONG?!"

"Apologies, I uh. Just saw I'm covered in blood, and I panicked. Thought I hurt you. Or me."

"Did. Did you think you broke your dick??"

"I'm no medical expert, but I didn't rule that out."

"Oh my god I just got my g-spot hit by an absolute moron."

"A moron who loves you."

She laughed into her hand, shaking her head. Her body was sweaty, blood was at her thighs, and her heart was trying to calm the fuck down.

"Yeah. I love you too. Come here, give mommy some sugar~"

"Yes ma'am."

He leaned down to pepper her sweet lips in kisses, before she softly cupped his face in her hands.

"You take such good care of me."

"You deserve to be cared for. Now, how about I start you a nice, hot bath, and change the sheets for you?"

"Depends. Do I get the fancy bath salts?"

"Anything less would bring shame to my name, my darling."

How could he have been so lucky, to be able to help someone so incredible?

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

I think that it’s about time Kohga and Sooga have a genuine heart to heart and discuss what their relationship really is, and to let Sooga finally properly discuss how he feels and his inferiority complex because poor baby

Oh we feel like feelings tonight? Aight, let’s fucking do it bitch. Some emotions and shit. 

Kohga realized something, just now, as he sat in his room. He was busy planning his stuff for the month ahead, when he saw his calendar. He had been dating Sooga for...a long time. The longest he had ever dated ANYONE actually. The realiztion shouldve been nothing, but it did in fact, hit him like a ton of bricks. Kohga put his planner down, and peeked his head through the little window of his room. Made from one way glass, it made it easy for Kohga to peer out without being seen. And of course, there was Sooga, ever dutiful by guarding his door. Kohga grumbled, scratching his head as if something was crawling on him. Jeez, why did this mess him up so badly? So what if they had been dating for so long? So what if he sat there, looking at Sooga, nearly swooning over him? It didn’t mean anything. Right?

“Sooga, I brought Master Kohga his snacks.”

Kohga looked outside, just in time to see Sooga talking with a Blademaster. He made the motion to come in, only to be stopped by Sooga.

“You may leave it with me. Only I am to enter his quarters.”

“For SOME reason.”

Sooga cocked his head as he was handed the plate of fruit.

“I beg your pardon?”

“You heard me. You’re so tight with Master Kohga, but I don’t get it. Why you? You’re just his lackey.”

“I...mean something to him-”

“Like hell you do. You’re just some plaything, we all know it. He’s only telling you otherwise to get to your ass. Face it Sooga, a guy like you can’t REALLY be with him. Sooner you face it, the less it’s gonna hurt.”

“You speak lies.”

“If you say so. But if one day you find him in the arms of another, don’t act surprised. Kohga could have any man in Hyrule. Why would he pick someone so lowly as you?”

The blade master turned, and walked off. Sooga could tell he knew him personally, hence why his shoulders looked so stiff. They were true words spoken by someone he had considered at least a friend at some point in time. Kohga could only imagine the pain in his chest. He watched as Sooga sighed, and cleared his throat.

“Master Kohga, may I come in? I brought you your dinner.”

“...Yeah. Come in, Sooga.”

Sooga entered the room, and closed the door behind him, handing him his plate. He was about to turn and leave, when Kohga reached out and grabbed his hand.

“Actually...stay with me a second. And lock the door.”

“Ah. In the mood tonight, I take it.”

Sooga obeyed, and Kohga scoffed.

“Well geez, don’t sound disappointed if I was. But no, I don’t feel like railing you tonight. I just wanna talk.”

Kohga patted his bed, and Sooga obeyed, sitting down on his knees. Kohga took a deep breath, not sure just why he was doing this. This was so stupid.

“So...we’ve...been together. For a while.”

“Quite.”

“Well...you’re the longest relationship I’ve ever had.”

“That’s nice.”

Sooga was distracted. The other’s words ran deep within him, and Kohga hated how much he cared about it. Kohga held onto his hands, rubbing his palms with his thumbs.

“I just...want you to know I’m serious about us. Really I am.”

No words. He didn’t believe him. Kohga got up, and grabbed a candle from his pile of crap. He lit it, and set it right between them.

“And...I can prove it. I’m going to prove to you that this is important to me. YOU are important to me. Take off your mask for me.”

Sooga hesitated. It was mandatory that Kohga sees everyone’s face at least once to enter the clan, but it was the same as being completely nude in front of a crowd. He obeyed, though he clearly didnt want to. He un did his straps, and fully took off his mask. Deep, brown eyes, high cheekbones, and a small bit of hair right on his chin. He was a very, very handsome man. His eyes looked him over, no longer ashamed, but full of curiosity.

“I...do not understand what this is for.”

Kohga sighed, in total disbelief that he was going to do this. He met his eyes, determined to prove himself to him.

“I’m gonna kiss you. I’m gonna kiss you with my mask off.”

Kohga was about to take it off, when suddenly Sooga leapt forward, putting his palm on his mask. Had it not been for the candle, he’d be damn sure Sooga would’ve pinned him down to the damn floor.

“M-master Kohga! No! I’m n-not allowed to see your face! No one is! I insist you can’t! I’m not worthy of-”

“SHUT UP!!”

Kohga swatted his hand away, growling at the surprised looking man.

“I love you! I love you so much, it’s stupid! You ARE worthy of me! It’s why I picked you! You’re handsome and stupid and nice and loyal, and I’m so damn in love with you!! Why do you ALWAYS think you aren’t good enough for me?!”

Sooga remained silent. His gaze removed itself from his master, to his knees, which he was gripping very tightly.

“I...I was told by my father, at a young age, that I was only worth a blade. When I refused my hand in marriage to a noble woman, he called me useless. He told me no one would truly have love in their heart for me. After months of him beating that point into me, I’ve come to accept that as truth. I ran away at a young age, but it did nothing to soothe my heart. I was always never enough. A failure as an only son. A mistake of my mother’s womb. I love you Master Kohga. And because of that, I deem myself unworthy of you.”

Shit. Shit shit shit. Major daddy issue territory. Kohga had a damn good relationship with his dad, so he couldn’t relate. But Sooga was clearly hurting. He was clearly under the impression that his dad’s words were law. Kohga sighed, reaching over to hold onto his shaking hands.

“Sooga...I can’t fully understand your situation. But I do understand that I know none of that is true. I love you, so much. I can’t live without you. Please. PLEASE let me prove it to you. By showing you something I’ve never shown anyone else. If you don’t want it, if you don’t think this’ll work, I won’t. But I’m serious about you. And you know I’m not serious about anything.”

Sooga hesitated. He stilled his breath, clearly tempted to cry, before he lifted his head up, and nod.

“I...I would honor this. If you promise it is not out of pity, but out of genuine respect and love for me.”

Kohga nodded. For a moment, they understood one another. Their hearts were one. And all that mushy gushy bullshit. Kohga un did the straps to the mask, and very, ever so slowly, he peeled his mask away. He met Sooga’s eyes, and he nearly wanted to laugh. Sooga was staring at him so bugged eyed, absolutely destroyed in blush. Kohga chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.

“So...feedback here, I’d love it.”

“You...are more beautiful than I ever could’ve imagined. I...never knew a face could be so...perfect.”

Kohga’s face was so soft, so smooth looking. A cute nose, cute cheeks, full lips, and his eyes. One held the calmness and beauty of the sea, the other held the deep, richness of the earth. It was a face that Sooga couldn’t have imagined in his wildest dreams. It was even more stunning when he grinned. His teeth were stunning, his cheeks were full, it radiated more beauty than the sun.

“Ha! You’re so full of it, Sooga. Lovesick puppy, you. You like my face so much, kiss it.”

“I’m….allowed to do that?”

“If anything, it’s an order.”

They chuckled for a moment, completely comfortable with one another. That was when Sooga carefully cupped his cheek in his hand, and leaned in for a kiss. It was soft, smooth, and very, very plentiful. Kohga had no idea how long he kissed him for, but he was certain it was quite a while, given how cold his snacks seemed to have gotten. Sooga parted the kiss after a while, eyes opening up in complete wonder.

“I...I never knew I could kiss an angel.”

“An angel who loves you. Very, very much. An angel who thinks you’re worth everything.”

“Even if I don’t find myself the same way?”

“Even then. Long as you know I do, that’s all that matters.”

Kohga put his bare forehead right onto Sooga’s, and for a moment, they just stared into each other’s eyes. It was so bullshit romantic, all that was missing was a goddamn piano in the background.

“Master Kohga?”

“Yeah?”

“May...may we stay like this? Just tonight? I never want to forget your face, even till we become dust.”

“Yeah. Just for tonight, we won’t have masks. Just for tonight, we’re...vulnerable. The both of us.”

“You’re a saint, Kohga.”

“I try.”

Kohga couldn’t believe it. He confessed his love for Sooga, and, to his surprise,

He didn't regret it, not for a second.

(also pls note these are headcanon looks, not canon. It’s a blend of stuff tbh)

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Here goes... and no rush! So, jealous possessive Sooga is my entire life right now. What about a situation where Kohga is in legit danger of someone taking advantage of him... they've been invited to a royal ball, someone there spikes Kohga's drink (I can't see him being in real danger unless there's a potion/drugging involved) and tries to lead him away/do things to him, and when Sooga catches on that this is serious, he goes NUTS to protect his master. Sooga will cut a bitch if he has to ❤️

I wasn’t gonna do any asks from this blog today, but I saw this ask, and lowkey I like it??? Fuck you, keeping me from my other shit. Let’s go.

*also I made the person in question a woman, because lowkey Kohga would be cool with like any dude doing this, he’s a hoe.

“Didn’t think they’d invite us to another ball, given the way our troops acted last time.”

Kohga chuckled, looking at himself in the mirror as he did his hair. Kohga’s face wasn’t available to the public, but a dude still had to make sure his hair looked bitchin. 

“Listen, It’s because I’M totally charming. You remember how Link totally asked ME out to dance? I’m telling you, he’s lowkey into me.”

Sooga chuckled. Link and him had an understanding that Kohga was completely off the table, so he wasn’t particularly jealous, but the notion of the whole thing was rather adorable. Sooga was merely skimming through his book while he waited for Kohga to find his appearance acceptable. Sooga flipped through another page.

“Master Kohga, may I ask a favor?”

“That’s new of you. Alright, I’m all ears.”

“I mean no disrespect. But please, only have ONE drink tonight.”

Kohga scoffed, turning to look at Sooga.

“Excuse me? I only drank that many because you BROUGHT that many!”

“For you and the champions, not just for you.”

Kohga folded his arms across his chest, nose up in the air. Sooga sighed, putting his book away, and sitting up to meet his gaze in the mirror.

“Master Kohga, please. I mean no offense to you. I just want you to be safe, and in order for me to feel that you are, I’d like for you to have your wits about you. Please?”

Kohga met his gaze in the mirror again, and sighed, adjusting his mask.

“Fine, fine. You’re a buzzkill.”

“A buzzkill who loves you, Master Kohga.”

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Kohga chuckled as he pulled Sooga closer. These royals were celebrating the birthday of non other than the king himself, so the place was pretty poppin. Knights guarding each and every place, dancers from different parts of the land, all types of food being made- it was a whole deal, and Kohga was excited to rub elbows with some noblemen. He was still against royalty, but you best believe some of these guys be cute as HELL. Speaking of cute as hell-

“Mipha! There you are! How you been?”

Mipha was open to hugging Kohga upon seeing him, a smile littered over his pretty little face.

“Kohga! I’m well, I’m glad you are as well. Zelda has been asking about you.”

“It’s that old Kohga charm, no one can get enough of it. Before I go meet princess, hows you and Goldilocks doing, eh?”

Mipha covered her blushing face with her hand, giggling into it.

“Oh everything is quite fine. I’m hoping to get a chance to dance with him tonight.”

“Hey, imma make sure you get that, mark my words. For now, have fun, you ain’t gonna be single for much longer!”

He chuckled, patting the top of her head. Kohga’s affection for Mipha was obvious as it was plentiful. He was reluctant to see her go, but he had gifts to give. He finally met up with Kingy and the princess, and he was more than willing to give them a good hug (particularly Rhoam).

“Hey, if it ain’t the birthday boy!”

Rhoam...tolerated Kohga, suffice to say. Sooga could see it in his eyes as he stood there, gift in hand. Rhoam sighed.

“Quite. I didn’t want something so grand, but my daughter insisted.”

Zelda smiled, nodding at her father.

“Of course Father! With everything that happened recently, EVERY celebration is vital.”

Kohga nodded, leaning onto Rhoam oh so casually.

“She’s got a point. I say you celebrate anything and everything. So when’s the birthday spankings?”

“The...what?”

“Right, you guys are prudes. I’ll show ya later- where we drop this puppy off?”

“Ah, thank you. Loone! Please, take this to the pile.”

From around the corner, came a young lady. Brunette in twintails, and a soft face, she was a cutie. Sooga handed her the gift, but she seemed to struggle a bit, so Kohga decided to be a gentleman and grab it from her.

“I’ll hold it for ya, lead the way. Sooga, I’m gonna go mingle, keep an eye on things.”

Sooga nodded. Kohga sometimes liked to be on his own during parties, and while he hated being apart, he respected Master Kohga’s space. Kohga left Sooga’s side, following her to a rather extravagant table of gifts. He set it down on the table, softly sighing. Damn thing was heavy (It was essentially full of new clothes, made by Sooga himself), and both were clearly glad to get rid of it.

“Loone, was it? I’m gonna get a drink, you want one?”

“I would like that, actually. What was your name again?”

“Kohga. Master Kohga. I also go by ‘hunk’, ‘stud’, ‘handsome’, or ‘incredible’. Or poochy, if you’re that one member of the clan.”

She found that funny, hiding her giggle behind her hand. He knew he was charming, but damn maybe he should pull back if that’s all it took for her.

“Poochy. I like that.”

He took the extra step of being a gentleman, offering his arm to her. Being a homo didn’t mean he had any less manners around a lady. She accepted it, and Kohga walked her to the main dining room. Little did he know, he was being FAR nicer than he should’ve been.

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Sooga was instructed to let Kohga do his thing, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t check up on him. He kept searching around the party for him, before finally hearing his laughter. He saw him at the drink table, clearly just sloshed. Sooga sighed. He thought he earned a little more respect than this, given the fact that Kohga SWORE he’d be at one drink. He walked over to the scene, seeing the girl there trying to keep him upright.

“I can take him off your hands. I apologize for his gluttony, let me-”

“NO!!!”

That...was a bit much. She seemed to recognize that, softly chuckling.

“I mean...King Rhoam would be remiss if I just let him go home so soon. I’ll just have him nap in one of the guest beds. Please, enjoy your party.”

“Wooo! Party!”

Kohga exclaimed, before nearly falling over. Sooga decided to let her go. Kohga always did like royal beds, he could just take an hour nap, be sober in time to watch the king cut his cake. Assuming he wasn’t COMPLETELY out of it. Sooga looked at the table, assessing the damage. Odd. He had but one cup. Usually when Kohga drank himself into a stupor, he’d get a new cup per drink, to show off just how much he had. 

“Odd...what did they give you?...”

Sooga sniffed the cup. Odd. He dipped his finger across the rim of the drink, and took a minor taste. That was when it clicked. Kohga had one drink, as he promised. A drink that had been tainted. Sooga was well versed in terms of poisons and potions, and this was the EXACT thing he used when he wanted to kill someone painlessly. It made the victim unconscious for a long time, unable to feel a thing. He used it to essentially kill people in their sleep. Warning signs went off in his head, and at first he thought the worst; someone had planned to kill Kohga. He dashed through the crowd, going into a panic search for his master. He pushed through any door that would give, and when one turned out to be locked, he knew this was the one. Panic quickly set into his body, and he unceremoniously bashed the door in with his shoulder. He couldn’t believe what he saw.

Master Kohga was completely out of it, weakly trying to push the girl away. She kept yanking at his clothes, clearly trying to get into his pants.

“Come on, Poochy! Let me take care of you! Here, let me kiss your pretty face~”

It was bad enough she dared take advantage of his Kohga’s goodwill. It was bad enough she DARE poison him. It was bad enough she was trying to touch Kohga, despite the fact that he CLEARLY did not want it in the slightest. What was an absolute injustice on top of it all, was the fact that she dare touch his mask. Taking away a clan members mask, ESPECIALLY against their will, was a sin punishable by a long, strenuous death. One of which Sooga was more than happy to deliver to her. The second her fingers touched his mask, he stomped forward, grabbed one of her pigtails, and YANKED as hard as he could. She cried out in pain as she fell to the floor, and even more so when his foot met her chest. He heard SOMETHING crack in her chest, and it was satisfying as all hell.

“How DARE you treat MY Master Kohga with such insolence. How DARE you touch him. How dare you even LOOK at him.”

She opened her mouth to speak, but he didn’t want to hear a rat’s sniveling words. He grabbed her by her hair, forcing her to look up at him.

“I want you to realize you made a very fatal mistake today. I want you to feel the fear in your heart.”

Sooga un did his mask, revealing his snarling, tense looking face. He wanted her to see the fury, the absolute rage of the yiga clan.

“No one. Absolutely no one. Gets to touch him. He is not only my master, but my love. And the fact that you did this against his will, brings you a shameful death. For it is a death without honor, and without remorse.”

You would be surprised how well a sharpened blade dug past the skin, through the flesh.

Sooga relished in the feel of her blood staining his clothes. For he knew it would be either her blood, or his master’s tears.

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“Ugh...my aching head.”

Kohga woke up, rubbing his poor head. He had a headache like no other. He looked around the room. One of the castle bedrooms, with Sooga sitting right beside him. He was there, cleaning blood off of one of his knives. 

“Dammit, who’d you kill, Sooga?”

Sooga sighed, tucking it away.

“Someone who threatened to touch you.”

Kohga groaned as he sat up. Huge headache.

“Oh come on, I was in danger? Seriously? Sooga, you’re a sap, I-”

“She almost took off your mask.”

There was a silence between them. Shit like that was a HUGE thing in yiga culture, and the penalties were far worse than anything Kohga could dream up. He was about to ask just what happened exactly, when he saw Sooga’s hands were shaking. He was trying to hide it, he could see that. Kohga sighed, rolling over and putting his head on Sooga’s shoulders.

“I dunno what happened. But you’re upset, so it must’ve been bad. But hey, I’m okay. You’re okay, everything is okay. You protected me.”

“She could’ve hurt you.”

“But she didn’t. Did she hurt you?”

“She bit my hand, but that’s about it.”

Kohga held onto the inflicted hand, and whistled a bit. Girl bit hard too. Kohga held the hand in his own, sighing. Sooga always acted so tough in the face of danger, but in truth, he was very scared of it. Always scared that one way or another, Kohga would be hurt, and there wouldn’t be a thing he could do about it.

“Yikes. You really went at her for me, didn’t you?”

“I’d go against a hundred of her if it meant keeping your identity, and your life. I just. Can’t believe something like that almost happened to you. I’m sorry. Sorry I almost let it happen, sorry I had to kill someone at a party again-”

Kohga brought his lip to Sooga’s mouth, silencing him.

“Sooga. You don’t have to say sorry. It’s okay. You did good. I’m here, and I’m fine.”

His hands finally stopped shaking. Kohga had no clue what had fully happened, but he knew it was bad. He knew Sooga would go above and beyond for him. It was why he sat there, instead of going and having fun at the party. Kohga was going to sit here and keep doing that, until Sooga felt safe.

Just as safe as Kohga felt, with the one who’d throw himself head first into ANY danger.