#( int. ) deadshot.

[avalior]

deadshot tag drop !

[badreturns-m]

all youse yobbo’s complainin’ ‘bout your sad li’l lives and whatnot, how’s ‘bout ya come whinin’ t’ me when ya’ve...

been kicked outta home at 18

sent off t’ a totally different country without knowin’ anyone who lives there!! at 18! like I was a right real anklebiter at the time, mate

ya get yer first job as a mascot that nobody fuckin’ likes.

*the flash is a dick*

ya get lobbed in with the suicide squad and ya gotta deal with fuckwit floyd 24/7

THEN after all this fuckin’ stressin’ and gettin’ shot at an’ shit ya get stranded on a deserted island for like idunno how long it was... a few months? IT WAS A WHILE!!

*i hate deadshot*

yer just chillin’ hangin’ out with ed nigma and the bloke gets ya both caught cos of fuckin’ riddles?? ....fuckin’ riddles, mate

ya’ve died three + times.

ya get sent int’ the bloomin’ future an’ oh by the way! just t’ add t’ that ya got no fuckin’ clue who ya are cos ya lost all yer memories.

ya get brought back t’ life an’ ya got all these cool powers an’ shit an’ then they’re like “okay that was fun...” an’ they’re fuckin’ gone

ya get kicked outta yer second fuckin’ fam

*leonard snart can go fuck himself*

yer son is fuckin’ dead an’ erased from the world

ya gotta deal with fuckin’ harley quinn 24/7

people are pickin’ on yer all the time

shut up all o’ youse! ya don’t know shit! ya all tellin’ me t’ calm down an’ why ya so angry all the time digger? why do ya think?! i’ve had ENOUGH! i’ve had e-fuckin’-nough o’ it but do i get a break? nooooooooooooooo i still gotta go on missions and nearly die everyday and people are cryin’ cos the shop ran outta chocolate big m’s like get fucked!

[ofboomerangs-blog]

THE UCK IS YOUR WOMAN TALKING ABOUT MARK FOR?????? HUH?????????????

‘cos she’s gonna chop me dick int’ tiny little pieces and then kill me and after that she is gonna need a new fuckboy and Mark is her next choice or some shit? [shrugs] Mark or -- or -- get this Axel-- DEADSHOT! It’s all over! 

[simplycookingrpgideas]

Str 14. Im p strong and could take a few jocks before goin down

Dex 12. Im only a bit better than most. When specifically talking video games tho, i got a 16 at least. Oh also I have a v fast reaction time and also I am a deadshot. You put a gun in my hands and I can hit whatever you want me to. And also I can throw frisbees and various balls and such very accurately (not basketball tho) Maybe I should put a higher value...

Con 16. I have a ridiculous pain tolerance and never get sick. I once complained of a dislocated shoulder not because it hurt like a megabitch (I felt it just a little bit. Honestly didnt care) but bc I was bleeding. I was like 10. Once I sliced open my hand with a knife and was like. Well that only mildly hurt but im bleeding all over the place so...

Int 16. I am v smart

Wis 14. I am p wise. Have good judgement

Cha 13. This one is hard bc I exude confidence and charisma and am generally funny but I get quite anxiety-fied at times and it makes me unable to function.

It’s You

If you - actual, physical, real you - were a D&D character, what would your ability scores be?

Remember that 10 is usually baseline average for humans. 16 is super rare and 17 is elite level ability. 18 borderline superhuman.