#( he's fussy don't mind him lmfao )

[hellceo]

starter call !

CROWLEY’S  NOT  USUALLY  ENTHUSED  ABOUT  VISITORS.  Hell  is,  and  always  has  been,  somewhere  where  doors  don’t  open  easily;  angels  keep  on  their  side,  demons  on  theirs,  and  they  sometimes  meet  in  the  middle.  This  breaks  from  precedent,  and  he  doesn’t  like  it.  “  Here  because  of  the  views?  ”  A  lift  of  the  brows to @serraphiels.  “  Afraid  the  photogenic  views  are  on  the  other  side  of  the  gauntlet,  and  three  doors  down  from  the  hellhound  pits.  Watch  your  step.  They  ate  the  last  caretaker.  It’s  a  mess.  ”  A  heartbeat,  and  he  adds  with  a  slow  sigh,  “  But  I  suppose  you’re  here  because  you  need  something.  ” 

[forsworned]

If it's not a bother, it's totally okay to ignore or deleted but do you think hesh gets jealous of if his wife is friendly with Logan and like platonically cuddles him or is it a hey they adore my brother as well and doesn't mind that I drop everything to go help him no matter how naked we are.~ local pocket dragon wonders rubbing their greedy lil paws paws.

Oooo thats a good question,

I think that Hesh is definitely not the sharing type at all. He gets jealous pretty easily and he really can't help it, but I think with Logan it's much different. Like that's his flesh and blood, you know?

But it would absolutely make his blood boil if he saw any kind of cuddling going on between his brother and his wife. He's watched all kinds of tv shows and films where the husband finds out that his wife was having an affair with his own brother. It makes him sick to his stomach, so instead of verbalizing that, hell just insert himself between you guys. Like if you're sitting on the couch next to each other, Hesh will simply parkour over the couch and sandwich himself between his brother and wife.

Logan, of course, notices but doesn't say anything. There's just a small smile on his face as he's sipping on his Natty.

But I definitely would not go as far as Hesh coming out the cut naked if Logan needed something, I think he'd lowkey be pissed if he was in the middle of laying some good pipe on his wife and Logan interrupted 😭😭😭😭

Like that is just mad inappropriate please. Because not only would that just annoy tf out of him, he's more worried about how it would make his wifey feel and he doesn't want to prioritize him above his wife especially if it's not urgent or life threatening

And he's not even the type to get all fussy about it either, they'll just both be sitting on the couch in the morning and Hesh is all quiet and Logan knows that he's pissed. And Hesh is like messing with his dog tags, trying to get the latch in and he's like, "Just don't do that shit again, man. [name] got pissed."

LMFAO like saying it in a hushed tone so she can't hear because please she has the sharpest hearing. But no no no to answer your question, Hesh does not share not even with his brother. You are his and his only

That's him if you touch his wife^

[system-architect]

no one tagged me in it but i rlly wanted to do a character tag meme like ive seen ppl on my dash doing so,,, :"") here's the one that's been going around, for plex!

personally obsessed with the fact that his ingame visage is extremely babied boy and then when i draw him it reveals the fact like oh this is a very tired, awkwardly built, angular guy who's nearing 30. ok anyways, stuff below the cut!

-- B A S I C S

Name: Plex (fully titled: Infotechnist Plex)

Nicknames: (none. his handle on various console software is pl3x tho)

Age: 28

Birthday: 63 Scion 1308

Race: Asura

Gender: trans dude of some kind, he/him

Orientation: gay

Profession: he is an Inquest Technician very literally! minus the wiki bit mentioning magic since the stock npc is an ele lmao. ingame he's an engi, but as a character he has no combat skills whatsoever other than basic required training on how to use a firearm (which he hopes to never have to use)

-- P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair: white (technically very very platinum blonde, natural)

Eyes: they're technically black with permanent yellow nightshine going on in his pupils. or irises. whatever the yellow dots are. don't worry about it.

Skin: albino (w/ light cream-tan stripe markings)

Tattoos/Scars: he's got a Y-shaped scar across his chest, and a couple of metal ports embedded on the right (viewer's left) side of his chest near his sternum, which have scarring around them

-- F A M I L Y

This section of the report has been obscured from view by the Inquest Legal Bureau at the behest of Redactor Trejj. Please contact your krewe's Overseer to initiate the proper clearance check measures if you believe this was in error. If you do not believe that it was in error, and instead that your ability to access this report whatsoever was unintended, please close the report at your earliest convenience and report to your facility's Inquisitor to be disciplined for reading this far.

-- S K I L L S

Abilities: Adept programmer with an eye for detail, and a photographic memory for numbers/strings of code specifically. Excels at combining complex pieces of information.

Hobbies: Gaming, movies/animations/shows, putting together model kits. Gets in a lot of arguments on programming and golemancy forums.

-- T R A I T S

Most positive generally helpful traits: Hard working (....usually), fast + thorough at things he puts his mind to, prefers to stay out of other people's business, good at keeping secrets, relatively open minded, has a pretty big capacity for empathy (even if he doesn't always show/use it)

Most negative generally unhelpful traits: Has a big mouth/isn't able to suppress his opinions about certain things, picky/fussy/whiny, socially awkward, tends to make interactions tense quickly, deep insecurity that bleeds over into how he acts around others, wants to 'win' things constantly, easily gets an inflated ego from said 'wins' that leads him to bite off more than he can chew after that

-- L I K E S

Colors: black LOL. also yellow (matches him!)

Smells: fresh coffee, cool rain on concrete, lemon, pine, canned air

Textures: leather and suede, soft fabrics (but not 'plush')

Drinks: coffee of course... also novelty flavor energy drinks even though they make his stomach feel like it's caving in on itself every time

-- O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes: lord no he'd start coughing on it

Drinks: his alcohol tolerance is about -2 so this is also a no. the man's veins and stomach lining are made of like.. tissue paper

Drugs: what do u think

Been arrested: no.. aside from being in the inquest (Which Is In Itself Literally Not A Crime) he's a fairly law abiding mild-mannered citizen lmfao. i mean he probably torrents things under a vpn but that's very low on the list of concerns for the peacemakers,

[luvrodite]

just wanted to let you know that i love all your jason fics so much 😍😍😍 i wanted to ask if you have like a fancast for him? i always imagine alex høgh andersen because i think he’d be a great jason haha he’s very hot lol but what about you? 👀 just curious!! once again, thank you for your work it’s literally the best! ❤️❤️❤️

nonnie hiiii!!! thank you so so much!!! i actually don't have a fan cast for him which is wild because i've liked him so long you'd figure i would have by now, but i think i'm so fussy about that sort of thing because no celebrity i know really fits the idea of him i have in my head. i remember the matthew daddario fancasts from way back when and i didn't mind those but i always felt he just wasn't quite right (for me personally)

BUT that being said. the closest i've ever come to in my 21 years of living of finding someone that looks like him was this UPS driver i saw in 2017 in america who i swear to God looked exactly like him. literally the randomest thing ever to happen. i was 15 years old going for a walk with my family and i looked over and there was this man, dark haired, angular pretty boy features, i can't remember if he had tattoos or not but every time i remember him i think of how much he looked like jason. blew little 15 year old me's mind.

i wish i could transport the blurry memory of this guy into your mind because it's such a core memory for me LMFAO

[sunlightandsuffering]

lys it's my first year post-uni and as an adult i have taken it upon myself to give back to those who gave me gifts throughout the year. from homemade bead keychains to food souvenirs from abroad to a dress last new years and MYGOODNESS i did not get much but these things really pile up, do they???

i spent so much despite trying to keep everything reasonably budgeted. i just finished wrapping them yesterday and damn this is a good third of my monthly salary 😭 atp maybe i should stop receiving gifts 😭😭

what are your holiday traditions, if you dont mind talking about them, lys?

anywayyyy while i was wrapping hand creams last night, i was thinking of sweet little nico and i just wanted you to know that if everyone else forgets about nico he lives through me and my thoughts

also i now know how to wrap hand creams and wow i feel like a real adult...who knew. and then i thought about nico again, how fussy and excited he would be during gift wrapping??! i am his auntie!

Thats super nice we love the holiday spirit!!!!! Very wholesome of u, especially bc that's what the season is supposed to be about and not in fact capitalism !!!

I honestly don't have any big holiday traditions lmfao, other than the typical ones like tree, etc, etc, ahahahah! OF COURSE AHAHAH NICO TOO LIVES IN MY BRAIN RENT FREE I SEE A CHILD AT CHRISTMAS AND I'M LIKE THAT'S HIM, THAT'S MY BOY NEW INSPO UNLOCKED!!!!!

[cyborg-franky]

hiya franky!! this is actually rlly exciting i can't wait lmfao! congrats on 2k my lovely!!! ✨

Nickname: star

Door Number: random number generator!! (i'm feeling d e v i l i s h👹)

What will you be wearing on the date? casual clothes mainly, i don't have anything too formal in my wardrobe plus i'm not really too focused on my appearance lol. so like, maybe a tank top, cardigan, jeans and sneakers.

Booze or sober?: sober! i don't like drinking unless it's a very special occasion.

Your ideal first date: stargazing OR sunbathing!

Three personality traits about you: i can be creative when provoked (sounds like a threat, that's bc it is 🤠), i'm quick to calm myself down when i'm angry, but when i'm scared it's a completely different situation. also i can be energetic!!

Three things you look for in a partner: i don't mind the height, as long as they love me i don't really mind. they have to have patience and understanding, that's definitely important. it would be nice if they shared the same interests as i do, but i'm not too fussy :)

Thee dislikes: anybody judgemental. i don't like anyone who judges me because that shit hurts and i end up crying and hating them so uhh...anyway- i don't like anyone with anger issues, i know that they can't help it but bc of some minor traumas i kinda just...don't want that. as for the third dislike...anyone full of themselves. i get that they love themselves and that's great but that could get too much at times.

✨😌✨

Thank you so much and I hope you have fuuun <3

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You just chill on the sofa and look at your phone, not worried, you feel comfortable so you’re feeling good. You just hope the person wouldn’t be an asshole, don’t need any short-tempered people who will judge you for being in simple clothes. The door knocks and you pick yourself up from the sofa and head over.

You open the door to see…

- Killer watches the door open and nods to you in greeting.

- He’s wearing jeans with holes up the front, a band T-shirt in a tatty state, a leather jacket that looks like it’s been worn consistently for years, a black face mask and dark shades.

- You don’t care he looks scruffy, he looks comfortable and like himself.

- “Where are we going?” You asked as you notice the sun is already setting, you knew it would be a late date but you feel it would limit things to do.

- You hoped it wasn’t some fancy restaurant, you weren’t dressed for it and you didn’t need people looking at you.

- Then again, Killer wasn’t dressed for it either.

- “I’m Star, I like your jacket by the way.”

- “Killer, and thanks, I think I got it from a thrift store like five years ago?” he shrugged and gave you the thumbs up as ‘ready to go?’ which you did in response.

- Walking with him to the sidewalk you noticed he rode a motorcycle.

- That didn’t surprise you from a man dressed like that and with a name like that.

- Checked out.

- You were handed a helmet and were glad you weren’t wearing something fancy and over the top now.

- You were nervous as heck, Killer didn’t look like the sort of person who would adhere to road safety but he was surprisingly a very good driver.

- You watched the world zoom by as the sunset tinged the world around you in golden glows.

- It was dark before he parked up somewhere, you were worried he might casually murder you because you were out in the middle of nowhere.

- You realised it was one of the big parks just outside the town.

- “Going out in the dark with a man named Killer, was that a good idea?” You asked with a laugh.

- He chuckled as he removed his shades.

- He opened the back of the bike up, getting out a few things including a battery-powered lantern. He threw a blanket at you to catch, which you didn’t’

- He didn’t seem to react though, saying anything as he carried the rest of the things.

- Killer helped you set out the blanket and he soon opened a bag he’d brought.

- “I made pasta, I thought a picnic would be a good idea, I don’t like busy or crowded places for dates.”

- You nodded and thought he was a thoughtful man.

- You admired his long blond hair and scruffy beard that he showed off noe you guys were eating.

- You didn’t learn a lot about Killer as you both talked over the food he’d made, enjoying the peaceful night and the stars overhead.

- But he was nice, polite and you even got him to chuckle at a few things.

- The drive home was just as nice, you felt more at ease on the back of his bike this time.

- He got you home and handed you a little plastic container “You said you liked it so, thought you’d like to have this as a snack tomorrow or something.”

- You smiled, Killer looked all edges but he was soft and thoughtful.

- “Thank you, I had a nice night!”

- “Me too, so yeah, see ay around.” He said with a nod, a wave.

REBLOG to going to go on a second date and return Killer’s Tupperware? Or going to steal it and hide it under the sink and never call him again?