#( fuck it . jojo beam on all my other muses )

[etcnnante]

i get immense satisfaction out of turning my non-jojo muses into stand users because they’re like my little dolls that i can mess around with . and no one can stop me

[speedfm]

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎 / 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝟏 .

here’s a little intro / task #1 for my boy , dash . i hope you all enjoy reading about him n love him as much as i do . 

full name.

dashiell robert parr

preferred name/nickname.

dash

generally referred to as

dash parr 

speech.

ACCENT : dash has a pretty typical american accent . after all , he grew up in seattle . i mean , there’s a couple words here and there that take on a seattle twist . for example , words like ‘ tag ’ or ‘ bag ’ tend to slur together a little and sound more like ‘ teg ’ or ‘ beg ’ . but it’s nothing too wild .  VERBAL TICKS : dash is a pretty speedy talker .  ( watch out jojo siwa .. dash is coming 4 ur brand ) his mouth tends to move faster than his brain , causing him to stutter through words at times while his brain buffers , mispronounce words here and there , or even start talking in the middle of a thought . dash can be incoherent at times , but please bear with him .  LANGUAGE : dash speaks english fluently and speaks a good bit of korean . he struggles with reading and writing in both languages , unfortunately .  ARTICULATION : the only times dash is articulate is when he’s repeating dumb ‘ smart sounding ’ shit that he has heard on tv . he still talks like a fourteen year old boy and regularly says yeet in sentences and even when emailing professors .  EDUCATION : most certainly does not have a big vocabulary . thinks using the word ‘ photosynthesis ’ makes him sound smart even though he uses it incorrectly .  LAUGHTER : super loud , cackle laugh . a giggly boy , for sure . if you want to hear his laugh , take a listen right HERE . laughs too much for his own good . 

mannerisms.

FACE : a pretty smiley guy . whether it’s a genuine toothy grin , a cocky smirk , or a beaming grin of success after a game . however , the look of mischief in his eye is so easily recognizable by anyone who comes into contact with him . the boy is known for his pranks and honestly ? i’m not sure how anyone can miss the sparkle in his dark eyes the moment he comes up with his next prank .  HANDS : when in class, dash can always be seen tapping his fingers , playing with a bracelet on his wrist , twirling his hair , etc . he just has so much pent up energy , just sitting around anywhere can drive him up the wall . dash’s fingers and palms are also covered in blisters and rough spots due to years of sports . his long , spindly fingers are not soft by any means .  LEGS/FEET : speedy boi . dash runs track and is known for being one of the fastest guys on the team . his legs are in great shape , long af , and always ready to carry him wherever he wants to go .  EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS : the only time you’ll really see any ‘ outbursts ’ from dash is if he loses something . the man is competitive like no other and hates losing with a burning passion . in which case , he just tends to get >:( and punch stuff once nobody’s around .  HABITS : if he’s left without anything to do , he just starts working out using any nearby items . he’ll just drop to the floor and start doing pushups , lifting people’s backpacks , stretching in place , etc . the world is his gym . also , claps when he laughs or is is excited or honestly whenever . he just claps . a lot . for no good reason .  POSTURE : stands like he’s overcompensating . hands on hips , shoulders back , chest out . it’s annoying and i can and will clown him for doing such . 

health . 

DIET : this man has no Clue how to cook . but he tries to be healthy , so if you see him just randomly munching on a carrot or some lettuce or like ... just the most basic of healthy foods ... mind your own business . but listen the man has a soft spot in his heart for anything chocolate . drinks chocolate milk every morning to wake up .  SLEEP : lmao getting this man to sleep is impossible . he will stay up till the late hours of the night playing video games or even trying to catch up on school work . ( rare , but a possibility ) but strangely , even if he’s running on two hours of sleep , he acts like he’s just downed multiple energy drinks at all times .  MEDICINAL DRUGS : definitely should be taking his adhd medicine . but what’s the fun in that ? NARCOTICS : occasionally will hit a juul because he is dumb as fuck and likes to look cool on people’s snapchat stories . but does not fuck with drugs in the slightest . anything in his pee tests could get him kicked off the team . 

personal.

INTROVERT/EXTROVERT : dash is a definite extrovert . not a shy bone in his body and has to think out loud to truly process shit .  OPTIMIST/PESSIMIST : you know what ? i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that dash is an optimist . he really does see the best in people and he tries to always see the silver lining in every situation . nothing is ever too dark or too far gone for this kid .  SEXUALITY : pretty much heterosexual . wouldn’t necessarily be opposed to trying things out with other guys , he’s just never done it before .  INSECURITIES : he’s pretty insecure about his lack of booksmarts . he knows that he’s not the brightest bulb in the chandelier and he tries to make up for it in athletic ability and hookups . but it’s been a pretty steady insecurity of his for years now . 

relationships.

FAMILY : dash is on that middle kid grind . frequently being forgotten on his birthday , stays getting in trouble for attention , etc etc . he loves his parents and looks up to his dad BIG time , dawg . shit , he even loves his siblings . even though he would never tell them .  FRIENDSHIPS : dash makes friends pretty easily !! he has a big personality and is always welcoming of people into his circle . the only people he doesn’t get along well with are people that he sees as threatening ( to his reputation , his ego , his family , etc . ) BEST FRIEND : we ain’t there yet . lemme get back to you . i know this man is insanely loyal though . best friend application linked below .  LOVE : never been in love before , definitely not looking for love . dash is a man who loves and appreciates hookup culture more than anything . nothing hits quite like having sex and not calling them back after . sorry if he breaks your muse’s heart . </3