#( feckin fantastic food right here )

[clochanamarch]

u know what tho the x-men movies weren't nearly as bad as people insisted they were, like i'm sorry but they gave us two morally grey leads in charles and erik, they gave us a clear view of contemporary social issues using the x-men plotlines as a lens, they gave us fam.ke jans.sen being hot as hell, honestly a whole cast of people being hot as hell, like ororo "wanna know what happens when a frog's struck by lightning? same thing as everybody else" munroe still owns my heart. like truly. TRULY. they were really very good films??

[raeofalbion]

Rules: List 5 quotes from various fics you love and link to the fics! Quotes can be short or long. Tag as many people as you want! (tagged by @leafenclaw - thanks so much! :D)

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tagging: Idk who I follow and who follows me who hasn’t done this yet, so, if you want to do it, go for it and please tag me so I can see!

Okay, so I’ve decided to twist the rules a little and use this as a rec list for my current top five Sherlock fics and my top three Fable fics, in no particular order, so people who follow me for either fandom have something to go through. Under the cut because...long.

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BBC Sherlock

Inevitable Destruction by @jimswestwood (formerly Dionysisch)

(Ao3; Sheriarty) Bored, Jim invites Sherlock into his home, Sherlock decides to stay. — It’s a beautiful 4 part oneshot series that deals heavily with existentialism and wanting, framed in an almost elegant, bordering on philosophical light. Oh and it makes me cry. It makes me cry a lot.

Sometimes it would hit him so hard it became painful even to breathe. The meaninglessness of it all. It all dissolved into the same ephemeral prettiness of clouds, of smoke, of things that could fascinate but hold no substance at all, vanish at the touch. The air in his lungs, the wall he kept staring at. Himself. The words flowing through his brain. Nothing. Just a casual connection, weak strings giving intolerable heaviness to sounds and letters. In the end, the more he repeated something, the more he realized emptiness. Sounds rolling in his mouth numbing his palate, as he took another mask, another voice, another self - an evocation of something he forgot along the way, and in which he forgot part of himself.

Bored, bored, bored. Bored.

His thin lips part slightly, tongue darting gently over scabs of a tormented nature, sign of a certain carelessness betraying a polished image in all its destructiveness. “Bored,” Jim repeats, again. Just a murmur. Gentle, quiet, making sure not to disturb the non-existent life in a bubble of static silence. It makes him think of grey, grey dullness, something like quicksand but gripping at his brain and his heart and paralyzing him until he cannot breathe and exploding into a million pieces sounds like the most tolerable image. Scattering himself like cosmic dust. He wonders if, in that case, he would give life to other stars or just decay. Once more. 

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Not Until Then by @jamlocked​

(Ao3; Sheriarty, Sherlock/James Moriarty) After Sherrinford, Sherlock goes to see Jim’s brother. What follows is in no way straightforward. — There was a three-way tie for me between this fic, Daemon, and Between Shadows and Sunlight, but this fic. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve read it and I still can’t say for certain what I think is really happening. It’s gorgeous, elusive, and I love how much it makes me think. Jam’s a master at well-crafted, incredibly twisty plots and I’m just...endlessly fascinated by this one.

Sherlock watches his chest stop moving. David’s head tilts a fraction, like he’s listening to a far-off sound. And then…

…and then, his left hand moves to his left knee. It’s an instantly familiar gesture, one burned into Sherlock’s hard drive. Every other thought falls away. Sherlock feels his eyes widen and his mouth drop open, a gasp stuck behind his teeth. The cold, the silence of the country, the light of the windows, all melt to nothing as he watches David ripple his fingers (beats like digits) over his bent leg, pushing a slight emphasis on the roll of his thumb.

For a few seconds, he can’t breathe. His eyes snap up to David’s face - and it is David’s face, it is, but all he can see is Jim. Jim sitting there with his eyes closed and his hair a mess, slumped in exhaustion but still, always, drumming his own beat. Except that wasn't his beat, that was theirs. He knows of no one else who ever saw Jim make that move, and there’s no reason anyone ever should. That was part of their game.

He whirls to the side, back into darkness. His shoe makes a noise as it shifts on the gravel, but it barely registers. He blinks rapidly, playing the movement back, checking he saw what he thought he saw, not just what he wanted. Why would he want that? (Except wasn’t that his secret hope, wasn’t he sad when he realised he was wrong?) He doesn’t want that. It was just…

Logic. Logic. They’re brothers. He doesn’t know what characteristics they shared, and he doesn’t know when they last talked. There are any number of explanations; indeed, they’re lining up in his brain, each one ready to squash down the live-wire burst of shock. Coincidence (rarely so lazy), or wishful thinking, or his brain overlaying a strong moment from his past onto something innocuous.

Sherlock breathes out, and looks back through the window. David is rinsing the plates at the sink, ready for the dishwasher. Just a too-thin, tired man. Sherlock calms himself, and walks back around the house to let himself back in. He has to see this through. He has to know what he’s doing here, and then there’ll be no need to come back.

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To What End? by collaborativesheriartyparty

(Ao3; Sheriarty) Texting, drinks, and...something more. Unique. Possibly dangerous. Definitely addicting. — I don’t know what to say about this series that someone else hasn’t already said but gods, they (the writers) are so good. There’s a depth and a complexity and a lovely, wonderful vulnerability to how both of them write their respective characters and watching Jim and Sherlock’s relationship unfold feels incredibly intimate and, at times, like I should have given them a bit of time alone. It’s fantastic. <3

Sherlock had a funny way of getting revenge, of paralyzing his enemy.  Jim appreciated it.  Why do with effort what could be done with a whisper?  The nights he’d dreamt of the detective had transformed his mornings, either giving him a renewed sense of patience or a real urge to get creative in his ventures.  Jim had wanted to give Sherlock every chance to notice him, and chase him down.  If Sherlock slipped cuffs on his wrists right now with a ‘gotcha’, would it be worth it? Yes. “I think…” Jim murmured, his tongue darting out to wet his suddenly dry lips and, oops, brushing Sherlock’s lobe in the process, “that you should be texting John.” How he managed sing-song just now was a bloody feckin’ wonder.  Maybe because he only took John so seriously.  “Telling him you’ll be home…soon,” Jim continued, tone back to a distracted drawl, and took another deep inhale of Sherlock, his leg almost brushing the other’s now.  To Jim, they were the only people in the bar right now, in the world.  His eyes had closed, and it took every effort to keep his hands off Sherlock. “Instead of starting something you don’t want to finish.”  He’d intended warning, but somehow it had turned out sounding like a challenge.

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Circadian Disruption by @like-the-direction

(Ao3; Sheriarty) They are many things--brilliant, determined, enemies, lovers, human only in looks--and, if Molly has any say in it, soon they’ll also be free. — It was a tie for me between this series and Corpus Callosum--both invoke similar levels of internal joyful screaming, but I seem to recall CC being recced recently, so I thought it might be a good idea to rec this one. And oh, gods, what to say about these fics. They’re so incredibly well written--the prose is beautiful and feels impeccably well-thought out. There’s so many layers to everything that it’s impossible for me to read without finding myself just sitting there, wondering. And crying. This one makes me cry, too.

“Do you dream of waterfalls?”

Sherlock pauses mid-step.

“Waterfalls,” Moriarty says, hushed, “and a precipice.  You, and me.”  There is something in his voice, a quiet heartbreak, and it cracks ever so slightly when he asks, “Do you dream of falling?”

Slowly, Sherlock turns.  Moriarty is deadly serious when he meets his eyes.

“Victorian clothing,” he goes on, while the image - the recurring dream Sherlock has had since the day he met James Moriarty face to face - begins to form in his mind’s eye.  “Me, all in black.  You, wearing that fucking--”

“Deerstalker,” Sherlock says in unison with him, unsure what is happening, but feeling in his bones that it is significant, important somehow.  Moriarty nods a bit, and Sherlock slowly continues, “I...refer to you as--”

“‘Professor,’” Moriarty finishes with him, and Sherlock is dimly aware of his pulse rising as he makes his way back toward Moriarty at the ledge.  His adversary’s eyes briefly appear wet, but it’s difficult to tell in the light.  Moriarty says, “We stand at the cliff’s edge, and I ask you something.  I ask, ‘Shall we--’”

“‘Shall we go over together?’” Sherlock whispers with him.  They are standing so close.  Sherlock can see his reflection in Moriarty’s eyes.  “Why do you know that?” he asks faintly, looking between his twin reflections.  “How could you know that?”

“You tell me, Detective.”

It’s a test - Moriarty knows, certainly he knows - but Sherlock thinks he may, as well.  “It...wasn’t a dream.”

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dinner by @very-trivial​

(Ao3; Jimcroft) Mycroft Holmes is a dangerous man--mysterious, isolated. Sherlock and Jim are convinced he’s secretly a top government official, but they can’t begin to comprehend the scale of his power. To clarify: Mycroft Holmes is a food critic. — This fic never fails to cheer me up. It’s lovely and the descriptions of food, as well as the character interactions, are so amazingly spot-on. Jim and Sherlock’s insistence that Mycroft is a scary government-man is surprisingly funny, particularly alongside Mycroft’s worry that they’ll figure out what his job really is. Also, the end is oddly heartwarming? The whole thing is just really good.

“You’re a crit-”

A hand slapped over Jim’s mouth.

Despite everything Jim now knew about Mycroft Holmes, in this very moment, he looked scarier than ever.

“I’ll tell you everything, but not a single word passes through your mouth - not now, not ever,” the man hisses, sotto voce. The silencing hand did not relent one millimeter as he pressed on. Jim was starting to regret seating them in a corner booth away from prying eyes.

“If my identity so much as appears as a  rumor  on the D-list food  vlogs  , I will make sure you never eat in this town again. You’ll never be able to order  curry  without wondering if the dish has been tampered with. Maybe poison, maybe they just spit in it. I have clout in this world, Jim Moriarty, and you don’t. You put my name out there and  I will use it  . I have friends in high places,  sir , and they owe me favors. I’ve made careers, I’ve launched veritable nobodies into international stardom. Don’t think for one moment you’ll ever be able to set foot into any decent restaurant again if you cross me. You'll live off cheap instant noodles for the rest of your life. Not even the good Korean kind.”

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Fable

The Sergeant by deadpan riot

(FFN; m!Sparrow & Reaver) Reaver returns home from Samarkand to find Sparrow has usurped his home. Oh, and Sparrow has a new pet. — First things first: I adore deadpan riot’s Sparrow; our Sparrows are somewhat similar, so it makes this fic (well, actually series but the series isn’t up in full) a really easy read for me. This fic balances out the ridiculousness and hilarity of poorly-paired roommates (with a pet balverine) and the solemnity and almost depression that comes from everything that happens in Fable II and all the choices one makes but still manages to keep the story lighthearted and well-paced.

"Did you know, my dear boy, that that beast of yours has, in fact, retained a marginally functional knowledge of the human language? Illiteracy aside, of course…" Reaver toyed with one of the bottles nearest him, watching the hero through his bangs. Smiles had again gone to try his luck at bottle roulette.

"Well, yea, I guessed as much since he does tend to listen to me…But what the hell are you two doing?" Sparrow was now coming down the stairs, prompting Reaver to stretch languidly across them.

"Whiling away my time banished to the foyer, what else?"

Sparrow stopped on the step above Reaver, eyeing the pirate, the bottles, and the general disarray of the room at large. "So 'whiling away the time' includes turning all the pictures upside down as well?"

Reaver cast a glance at the reversed paintings. "As a matter of fact it does, oddly enough."

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Snow and Stones by Lilith Encodead

(FFN; f!Sparrow/Reaver) Reaver hears rumours that someone new has taken control of Bloodstone only to find Sparrow and a cursed snowglobe waiting for him. — Considering I prefer platonic Sparrow and Reaver fics, you might be surprised to learn this is my favourite Fable fic of all time. And it kills me that it’s not complete. Lilith creates such an amazing atmosphere in here and there’s such a gravity to the fic that everything, even the lighter moments, just seem to carry a lovely weight to them. The way she writes Sparrow and Reaver is gorgeous too, and I just...Lilith, wherever you are, please??? finish??? fic??? D: Please???

"I'm not going to play your stupid little game." she sneered slowly. "If you want answers - look around."

Reaver did not move. He did not speak. Then, ungraciously he eased his grip, before giving his pistol one last shove into her head. Her fontanelle was knocked back into the stone Cullis Gate, as the force reverberated through her skull. With an aching head and blurred vision, Sparrow watched him rise up and survey his surroundings.

Reaver examined the hauntingly empty area briefly, before looking straight back at Sparrow, as if averting his eyes from something disgustingly gory. Around the two of them were the smashed remains of once mighty stone ruins covered in ivy and surrounded by dandelion weeds. Jagged lumps of stone nested the Cullis Gate, depicting faded carvings of the Old Religion bleached by sun and faded with time. A standalone rock archway stood crumbling in front of them; beyond which was a chalky white path leading down to the town.

Every water, every cell, of Reaver's body could sense a foreboding danger through the archway, down the dusty path, and back to his past.

"This is a trick." he insisted. "An elaborate deception fabricated by a vindictive Will-user."

Sparrow remained sat on the Cullis Gate, knowing that Reaver would knock her down again if she gave another dissatisfactory answer.

"Its not." she said simply, as if talking to a child that should know better. "You know it's not."

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That Which Moves the Stars by ingresviolin

(Ao3; f!HoBW/Reaver, f!HoBW/Ben Finn) Beatrice, empath and princess, embarks on a quest to find her missing father shortly after her mother’s death. — It’s still in early days, but there’s something very charming and curious about this fic. I love that the quest is mainly research-based so far and that all the characters have a wonderfully defined depth and clarity. I’m so curious and excited to see how it all comes together in the end.

"You look very young for being very old," Beatrice whispered at a nearly inaudible level. Her mother and Logan did not catch the comment, but both men at the table did. Reaver glared at her with the same menacing expression as earlier that day, but his eyes were darker than before. Beatrice felt an internal prickle of excitement: her favorite feeling.

She didn't need to touch Reaver to know he was upset, but as his glare darkened her excitement turned to fear. She could see her own image in the darkness of his pupils, as well as the glowing flames of the fireplace behind her. And she could have sworn to Avo that the two were not separate, but that the Beatrice-shaped homunculus at the center of the tiny conflagration in his eyes was being burned alive.

[long-roads-travelled]

Chapter 7 Part 1

I lit a fire in the fireplace, trying to be quiet so I wouldn’t bother Ossian and Deklan. It was just three in the morning, according to the clock in the kitchen, and I’ve only slept an hour. I sighed when the fire went and promptly sat on the floor in front of it, my hugging my knees in the otherwise dark and lifeless room. The few mounted heads of rabbits and rams Dek had killed long ago leered at me from the wall to my left.

Owl’s hooting and fox’s barks somewhere out in the woods kept me company in the dimness. The crackling of the fire did too, but it wasn’t living. The flame itself was comforting to stare into, but not enough tonight.

The scuffle I had with Duana a couple days ago hadn’t stopped bothering me. It wasn’t because of Duana herself, though. The way she gripped my neck… well, it brought back memories. Memories I’ve tried so hard to erase that wouldn’t stop trickling back now. I wasn’t yet strong enough to fight them back for good, it seems. Memories, distant shouts of my father’s neverending anger and the far-away shattering of things began to take me over, stomping down any rational thought I’d had beforehand.

I started rocking back and forth, biting my lip with my ears fully pinned. My da’s angry, whiskey-slurred voice rang out in my head nonstop, telling me about how I’d never be worth anything no matter who married me. My ma’s voice shouting, berating me for being unable to have a child most times, hating how I couldn’t keep a spouse. Both of them getting violent.

I began to breathe harder than usual, squeezing my eyes shut and trying to block out the voices, but to no avail. I couldn’t hear anything else. I felt like I was back there. I thought I was.

“You’ll never be worth shit,” I heard. “You’re a damn slag! It’s no wonder you can’t keep anyone you marry!” he bellowed, that gravelly, commanding voice erupting from his throat and echoing through the raggedy old house.

He finished the whiskey and threw the bottle at me with the force of the winter winds on the coast, but missed. I heard the shattering of glass on the wood floor. “Can’t have no kids, can’t ‘ardly weave. Wha’s the point’a ya?! Layin’ ‘round here, wastin’ me precious time!”

I could only sob. It wouldn’t stop.

“A worthless scanger!” He found a fag in his pocket and lit it. A puff of smoke came from his mouth soon after. “I ought’a kill ya. Feed ya to the hounds, out in them feckin’ fields!” I could see him get closer, pointing at me. “You are dead to me. A disappointment! I should’a had a wee laddie. I bleedin’ deserve one!” He threw his fist back, winding up.

I felt a large hand on my shoulder as soon as my father reeled back, flinching away from it hard. I heard a voice, but couldn’t register who it was. “Go ‘way, g-go ‘way!” I pleaded, wailing. “I haven’t d-done an-nythin’!”

“Connie! Hey!” went the voice. I finally recognized it was Deklan, whimpering quietly as I came back to reality, curled up and rocking.

“Connie, you’re okay. You’re safe. Ossian and I are here. Calm down,” he said with the softest voice, keeping a fair distance away and crouched. “Whatever’s got you panicking isn’t here anymore.”

“Mm…” I kept my eyes down, my tail thrashing across the rug. One of them draped a quilt around my shoulders and I basically hid in it. I grunted and rubbed my belly before crossing my arm over it.

“Back with us, mate?” Dek asked. His patience was unmatched.

“Y-yeah,” I muttered. I rubbed my eyes, sniffling. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay. It happens,” Dek whispered. He held a hand out towards me, an attempt to be supportive. I looked at it warily, then hesitantly took it. “There we are. Just calm yourself down, Connie,” he crooned, squeezing my hand with the most sincere gentleness. He inched closer, always making sure I was okay with it.

I sighed shakily and looked back down at the floor. I felt horrible for waking them up this early, but I wouldn’t dare say anything. I pulled the quilt tighter around myself, then rubbed my eye, still shaking like a wee leaf.

“Tea?” Ossian offered. I hadn’t noticed he was there, so I jumped, but nodded and took the mug, sniffing it before I sipped it.

Sterrin the buzzard flew out of his cage and landed on the floor in front of me, tilting his head. He’d been away for a couple days, so to see him safe and well again was a relief. I sighed quietly and extended my leg, letting him hop onto what wasn’t under a blanket, rubbing my arm as I took a sip of my tea.

The three of us sat in a comfortable silence for a good while, maybe an hour, Ossian and Dek knowing I preferred it like that when I was upset.

I stared into the fire, mesmerized by it. Who wouldn’t be? I got lost in my thoughts, absently running my thumb back and forth on my bicep. I didn’t pay any mind when Ossian told Deklan that he was going back to bed.

I knew my parents were miles away now—Hell, they were on the opposite end of the island—but for some reason, I still felt panic and dread when they came to mind. Would they come looking for me? Kill me for running? I don’t know. It was a hellish thing to think about, but it came up almost every night, even five years later.

“Hey,” Deklan whispered after the silence, “you wanna talk about it?”

“Uhm.” I shifted uncomfortably, flicking an ear lightly. I cleared my throat. “Not really.”

“That’s okay, I understand,” he hummed, his voice soft and comforting. “I’m here if you ever do.”

“Thanks,” I sighed. Eventually, I looked at him, understandably shy. “Uh. Would ya mind if I... slept in your room with you?”

“Sure man, whatever you think’s gonna help.” Dek got up, helping me up as well. Sterrin squawked and hopped off of my leg when I moved, going off elsewhere.

I followed Deklan back to the guest room he was staying in, rubbing my side, my ears still pinned back. He let me get settled in bed, saying he’d go put out the fireplace. I let him, curled up against the rickety headboard by the time he came back a few minutes later.

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As the sun rose slowly over our patch of woods, a few birds chirped to welcome its presence, the rustle of woodland creatures outside providing background noise. It had finally stopped snowing and the clouds have dispersed. The measly rays of the winter sun peeked through the curtains, so Sterrin hopped out of the makeshift nest that was underneath one nightstand and fluttered up onto the bed, waddling over our legs. They must’ve seemed mountainous to him.

That combined with the sun hitting my face made me finally wake up. I’d slept better with Dek there than I expected, but I wasn’t complaining. I grunted and shooed Sterrin away, which made him squawk, but he did hop off and go into another room. Presumably to Ossian’s room to pester him for food instead. I chuckled at the thought of it; that scrawny bit of a stallion, being harassed by a buzzard! What a sight.

There was a squawk and a distant gekker of surprise from Ossian’s room, followed by muffled jabbering and hoofsteps towards the kitchen a minute later. Atta boy, Sterrin.

I moved to lay back against my elbows, looking down at the still-sleeping Dek beside me. The gargantuan bey he was could hardly fit on the bed, which was obviously made for the humans before us who were under 185 centimeters, so he’d curled up during the night. His hair was fantastically bonkers, too. The fact that I was friends with one of the most amazing beygir in town was astonishing, really. A lowlife runaway like me actually making friends was a shock on its own.

I debated whether or not I should wake him up. I did keep them up pretty late the night before, so I decided not to, as much as I needed one of his absolutely fucking stellar hugs right now. I guess it would be best to let him sleep. Mustn’t risk a cranky giant stomping around.

I stared at him, tracing his face with my eyes as I got to thinking about the question he’d asked me in the woods during our little walk back from the river ages ago. Were things better in Rosnya? Skies above, what a loaded question. I didn’t have a clue. Surely it’s better than this righteous hellhole. All the papers say that Rosyna’s a treacherous land, but knowing the Cotharian government, well…

Bah, I mustn’t get too down on that. I’ve already got myself to get me upset. I’m sure Rosnya’s just fine. I’ve heard that the Rosnyan Empress—Sarangerel, I think—is a bit aloof and awkward, but she seems like a good bey. She cares, or at least tries her hardest to. That’s got to be at least somewhat admirable.

Outside, a nearby bird chirped, snapping me out of my thoughts again. I sat upright again and leaned over Deklan to grab my sketchpad from my nightstand, pursing my lips at the effort it took to not topple onto him. Like I said, don’t want a cranky giant.

“Aha! Got you, bitch,” I muttered to myself upon grabbing the sketchpad and pencil. I swung my legs over the edge of the bed to face the window, then began to draw the usual, yet undeniably stunning, scenery outside. How could I not?

I sighed through my nose, pausing my hand for a minute to think and look up, which was when I also rubbed across my chest absentmindedly. A wee habit of mine, let’s say. I kept on with sketching out the low-lying shrubbery, twisting my hoof as I focused. It was a good time killer, this.

A good while passed—I don’t know how long exactly, but I was nearly halfway done—before I felt the bed shift. I closed the pad and looked behind me to see Dek grumbling with his arm over his eyes. He muttered something about the sun being a cunt, which made me snicker.

“Good mornin’ to ya, toss-head,” I said teasingly, putting my sketchpad up. “Slept in pretty late.”

“Ah, bugger off,” he whined, raising his hand to wave me off. I giggled again.

“I will never,” I grinned and tapped the white spot on the tip of his nose. “As long as you’re in my house, you’ll deal with me and my annoying ways.”

“Shite.” Deklan groaned and sat up, brushing his hair out of his eyes. “Do I gotta?”

“Yes. Now let’s go see if Ozzy’s made breakfast.” I hopped up, slapping his stomach with a cackle before scampering out to the main room.

“Oi! You—“ Dek huffed and chased me, grabbing me from behind. “Come here, squirt!”

“Lemme go!” I squealed, giggling and squirming around. “Noooo!”

“Feeling better from last night already, hey?” Dek commented, a laugh in his voice now too as he held onto me persistently.

“I might be,” I said through laughs. “Now lemme down, you gargantuan prick!”

“What’re you two gurriers doing?” Ossian chided lightly, peering in from the kitchen at us.

“Connie-boy here slapped my belly when I woke up!”

“And he won’t let me go!” I added, still wiggling around.

“Bozos,” Ossian chuckled. “As long as you aren’t killing each other, I guess.”

Dek and I laughed and went back to it, playful growls filling the the room. I gave up on wiggling and turned around in his arms. I climbed up him, swatting his hands away when he tried to pull me off. Cackling mischievously, I maneuvered around to perch on his shoulders, then draped my miniscule self over his head so my nose was against his beard. “Hello!”

“Bastard,” Dek giggled, lightly slapping his hands on my cheeks.

“Thank you. I take that as a compliment,” I stated confidently. I bit his nose playfully, then wiggled down to the floor while he laughed at me.

I sighed and rolled my shoulders once I was at ground level, running my hand through my wild hair, a smile still on my face. It was nice to get my mind off of things for a bit. I skipped over to see what Ossian was doing, wedging my face under his arm since he was so tall, although I did have to slouch over. He snorted at me in amusement and moved his arm to let me.

“Whatcha makin’?” I asked , grinning when he just giggled and shook his head.

“Ulster fry. Gosh, you’re in a fun mood this morning, huh?” Ossian poked my nose. I nipped at his finger, snorting ridiculously through my nose as I did so, which made him jump slightly and cackle.

“That answer your question?” I giggled, finally taking my head out from under his arm. Deklan was making tea now, which wasn’t necessarily a surprise.

“I guess it does,” Ossian chuckled.

I hummed softly, deciding to go get dressed while those two were busy. I popped into my room and closed the door, flinging off my pajamas. I opened my wardrobe and pulled out a cream-and-black chevron sweater, putting it on over my head before crouching down to find some pants, putting them on too. “Now, a final touch…” I muttered happily to myself, slapping on my old and worn leather flat cap with a grin just after. The black leg wraps went on before I left, going to sit at the kitchen table.

“Aye, the man’s clean on! Goin’ somewhere spiffy today then, mate?” Deklan erupted happily, looking at me.

Shyly, I grinned and shook my head, taking a seat in the chair in front of the window. “Nah. Figured I’d look nice for myself, you know. It helps with things like last night,” I replied honestly, looking down as I ran my finger along the grain of the wooden table. Deklan nodded in understanding and came to sit with me.

“Yeah, I get ya,” he sighed, watching my finger. “What was that about, anyway?”

I bit my lip at that, debating whether or not to tell him. Eventually I just shook my head. “I’ll tell ya later,” I murmured, my tail flicking from side to side rhythmically. “Right now I think it’s time to stuff our faces.”

“Agreed,” Deklan hummed, apparently not minding the change in topic. Ossian came over with plates for each of us and set them down in front of us, a smile on his face, as usual. Dek dove in immediately, and I chuckled at him as I ate in a decent manner, going for the sausage first. A pleased little hum came from my throat.

“By God, Dekkie, slow down. You’ll choke on somethin’,” Ossian chided and lightly gave him a pap on the head. Deklan looked up at him, his cheeks looking quite similar to a chipmunk’s and his fluffy ears pricked forward.

“Oh. Sorry,” he mumbled, his voice muffled by the copious amount of food in his mouth. I giggled at him, which made him turn to look at me. “Wha’s so funny?”

“You— you’re— ha!” I snorted, laughing harder once I could see just how silly his cheeks were. He leaned closer to me, also smiling now, which just made me laugh even harder because of how ridiculous he looked. I hit the table, making the silverware clatter.

“Whaaaat?”

“Stop l-lookin’ at me!” I managed to get out through cackles, waving my hand at him. He giggled and swallowed his food, finally letting me catch my breath. Ossian was laughing at me now too, but mostly at our combined ridiculousness.

I kept giggling to myself anyway, in a drastically better mood than last night, which I intended to remain. I sighed eventually and continued on with eating my breakfast. We sat in a comfortable silence after that. Ossian finished first and got up to take his plate to the sink, his usual humming emanating from wherever he was.

“Lads,” Dek spoke up, “we should take a wee trip into town. See if we can find our mate Officer O’Driscoll,” he proposed, turning to look at Ossian when he said the last part. Ossian, unsurprisingly, perked up at that.

“Sure, I can do that. Let me get myself together,” Ozzy said giddily.

Deklan turned to look at me, his bushy blond eyebrows raised. “Whaddabout you, rawny?”

“I guess I can tag along,” I shrugged. “I still don’t like him much.”

“He’s a fine man, Connie.”

“Sure, but, well… I don’t trust the military,” I stated. I feel like I’ve said that millions of times in the past month.

“Give ‘im a chance, mate. He seems harmless enough,” Dek whined at me, his ears pinning and tail snaking about. It was hard to say no to him when he pulled that move.

“Ugh… Alright, fine. I will.” I rapped my fingers on the table before getting up. Deklan fist pumped in triumph, then headed off to put on better clothes, leaving me alone in the main room.

I looked around the place and sighed. My ears went back after a minute. I couldn’t help but acknowledge the feeling that something would go wrong today. Sighing, I shook my head and dismissed it just as the other two came back. They were pestering each other and laughing, as usual.

“Hey! Ready to go, pipsqueak?” Deklan chirped excitedly, stealing my cap to ruffle up my hair.

I snorted and turned to try and get it back, but he held it far above my head. “Really?” I huffed. Dek just snickered and nodded. “You’re forgetting something.” I jumped onto him, climbing up his tree trunk of a body, to which he squealed.

“Bastard! That’s cheating!”

“I’m getting it back fair ‘n square, shut up,” I snickered, giving him a pap on the head as I grabbed my cap back. I jumped down and put it back on with a victorious sigh.

“Whatever,” he chuckled, wiping off his shirt. He grabbed his canvas jacket and tossed me my trench coat, which I caught easily and put on. “No more climbin’ me.”

“Fine.”

“You two are ridiculous,” Ossian giggled as he put on his coat, shaking his head at us, making us giggle as well. He led the way out, Dek and I following him. Once we were on the path to town we picked up to a trot, but for me to keep up with their kilometer-long legs, I had to canter. Guess I didn’t mind some exercise.

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(this is labeled part 1 b/c i post from my phone so i have a paragraph limit and also it’s been too long since i’ve posted)

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three needs, God I don’t know fairly. What, I think the primary one can be … World Peace and then maybe an end to starvation and … More money for hospitals and that type of factor fair sufficient Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i am joyful adequate fairly relatively you would not want some thing at all? No, i don’t feel so can not suppose of anything anyway You wouldn’t say you wanted a massive car to power round in? That’d be awesome riding around in a significant car.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what could be your 2d desire? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be exceptional you’ll wish to be a rock star or some thing like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d love to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or whatever. Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 1/3 desire if you happen to had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be satisfactory. Significant vehicle, and i was Elvis.That’d be grand would not you like say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i’d love that cup. If I had that cup and i used to be Elvis and that i was in a colossal auto , that’d be exquisite you have by no means had a lot of an creativeness. Have you Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you sure you will not have some tea Paul? No, i’m excellent proper Would you adore me to activate the television? No, thanks. I am high-quality correct have you visible father Shorton at all recently? No I was pondering, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Feel so oh Dougal. You wanted to have a word , will not be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal…Do not overreact fair ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you tell him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried but it’s like looking to talk to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you misinform him? Huh? I did I instructed him great large massive lies with feckin bells putting off them have you learnt what it’s like? It’s like seeking to ask the holy mother to discontinue appearing to schoolyards right Dougal you’ve received to keep me enterprise. No, no back once more, hah Sorry Paul. You keep in mind Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Certain you have to’ve been coming right here for… How many years is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer.So what time you are going back the next day? I could stay What? Mentioned, I would keep How long? Good, I do not know. Few weeks, probably Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you no longer have got to get again to your parish? No, now not for a at the same time anyway. Ha ha ha right, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing some thing … What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the object we have been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was once it and factor and massive factor it used to be and vacations happening vacations that’s excellent.I’m going to intellect the position wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening holidays in any respect. It was once something else We have been going to do that way no one can stay in the apartment What was once it? We we we were going to… Have the paintings rehung? Oh incredible top notch memory there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I mean what kind of an angle is that? Mad attitude ha ha so that you can not stay right here. It can be too hazardous see couldn’t be here when folks are transferring paintings throughout the location So the place will you go? Inn most of the time that is quality. I will go with you Sorry Paul. I just have whatever to assert to Dougal God suppose Dougal feel okay. I’ll do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to have got to break it to him gently appear you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re now not leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply can’t now there isn’t a method, so well.Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i’m great. Are you certain you is not going to go, it can be lovely? No, thanks. No. I’m first-class. Well. It can be just that Dougal wishes to exhibit you some thing it is very most important Is it? Sure very very fundamental this would be the important thing you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Yes correct. So you’ll be able to go so? No i am satisfactory. Thanks i will see it again sometime. Let’s be honest. It can be now not that Dougal desires to exhibit you anything. It is that there’s a hearth in the apartment, and also you have got to go away hearth? I did not need to get you into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however however it would unfold and in case you died in it i might certainly not forgive myself so in case you’d simply go along with Dougal, i’m going to combat the blaze right so you are going? Yeah, there’s a hearth first-class do not fear about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you ever noticeable father Shorton today? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he have to be about 80 now? I suppose so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we have now a visitor So how’s the whole thing then? Okay Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long past to mattress then Ted.Sure. He was once a little worn out correct good, I suppose my bath can be in a position through now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m great i’m um Having a bath it can be simply I need to go to the bathroom correct, go forward time for bed it’s most effective half seven? Sure, but I have got to be up at 11:00 within the morning Dougal, you higher get some relaxation too I can not take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you would suppose that by means of now he’d have received the message Do you consider that time Ted once we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was amazing someone else would go fair enough and just no longer flip up five days in the attic No food no water rats all over the place If most effective we concept of it this 12 months How did you meet him in the first location? He was introduced to me by way of father Jim Dugan.We have been at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building simply ran straight out of the constructing So we started talking yeah? Well, I began speaking you know the way he is and just to break the silence I invited him to stay you realize only for some thing to say. The following day, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God if you happen to do not ought to say whatever really simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I’m hoping he’s gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway.Oh, he can be lengthy long past through then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one want a elevate? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I don’t care the way you do it. Simply please do away with him Do you need cash? Whatever you need. Identify any charge? We must go house Ted. Believe about it Dougal. Consider about sitting in the dwelling room. Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances intellect. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, crazy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you sure, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You’ve gotten a go Go on, it’s even less difficult, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault do not be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit through lightning? No, of direction not I I asked him to intervene by hook or by crook, but this can be a bit a lot. What are you considering of? Who would’ve concept that being hit by means of lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speakme about of direction it can land you in a sanatorium. Well. It’s not normally that serious is it Ted I mean, I was once hit with the aid of lightning a couple of times. I by no means had to go to clinic sure, Dougal, however you are distinct from most men and women. All that happened to you as balloons saved sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever realize it’s more often than not sick people who end up in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted.Of course you’re a goner at the minute you walk in via the door i would decide on to take my chances in the real world Ted. You understand regardless of how in poor health I was i might by no means go under the hammer below the knife Dougal below the Hammers auctioneering. Very well. Yeah consider that movie Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, yes what was that known as? Out of Africa? I feel anyway you know your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he is chasing his spouse all over the place the position and he or she you realize she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get… Discontinue sufficient sufficient. I have got to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No reason. I simply must discontinue you brand new emergency. What’s it in these days healthcare professional? We have no idea I think it is a combo of Babycham and Harvick by and large all that was left after the social gathering Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he’s useless? More commonly doing checks. What style of exams common talents? No won’t get much out of him in that condition.No no medical checks So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You stupid bastard you could have really achieved it this time. You started it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John hey, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that appears nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache do not know why I troubled coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary used to be hanging the bandage on it can be uh it’s no longer a stab wound definite, he’s great You seem like you’ve been in the wars your self mary. Ah it can be only a sprain father.It’s nothing. I’ll slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged. Whether it is sure, what the hell. I am hoping your buddy will get better next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They are a beautiful couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we infrequently even understand whilst you think about it does he have so much of a loved ones sure moms and dads are alive and he has a brother. I feel a medical professional in america health care professional wow huh, you would not consider that would you but that’d simply be fairly common? The favorite son would emerge as a doctor after which the fool brother would be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a surgeon is not he sure Ha health care provider. How’s the sufferer? He is putting in there. It can be generally shock. First-rate. Well, that is no longer severe well, it can be particularly serious a bolt of lightning can do a lot of harm. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very negative on the second he is consistently been like that very terrible reactions.That is average for him. Really he is now not reacting in any respect to any stimulus once more i would not worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I’m a medical professional and i know that it’s now not typical to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it’s seem appear appear at this See it can be a factor with priests we’ve got our minds on extra non secular issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I feel i’ll worry about it. Oh oh God, k? Do we see him, i would like to claim a prayer. Sure, all proper father this way As you’ll find we still have not been capable to eliminate the golf club Why is not he in bed? It is tough to get him into a cozy role when he’s in that stance however you are right.He’s been on his toes lengthy sufficient. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I’m sorry. I handiest just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We now have acquired to get him into mattress father might you You must be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father that is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It is horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s title in vain but Jesus Christ how horrible this is this father it’s it is horrible horrible I tell ye i could not have mentioned it higher meself terrible is the word father horrible I let you know father horrible is too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a phrase when you appear at what you are doing to your mom you lazy little bastard.You’re vain Father, i am sorry him triggered you all this crisis God forgive me for pronouncing this but would not have been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you ought to think of him and us for bringing him into the sector My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to stay here for the second. Okay. See you later correct and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you are up to God you understand father, Paul thinks the sector of you. Oh indeed he does he by no means stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the days, so he can go back again actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the times as they move via and right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of yourself oh, God. I took his paintings as good father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It can be his coronary heart? Do some thing! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr..Stone, might you include me? I would like you to fill out some forms. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we can however he is rather in poor health. Just hope for the exceptional All correct health practitioner. Come on Mommy The historic woman she knows she is aware of it’s all my fault How would she comprehend that? They have got methods, historic ladies are towards God than we’ll ever be They get to that age and they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all right and who would blame her for being angry with me. It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Carry him again. I not ever ment you to take him away. There was once no want for the lightning you understand I did not imply that that was once simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We safeguard him.He can stay as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll protect him for the leisure of my days, please just do this one thing Ah come on, please I swear Paul you’re back. Oh Lord it’s a miracle.General practitioner! Paul? Can i get you anything in any respect? No, i’m great .

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three needs, God I don’t know fairly. What, I think the primary one can be … World Peace and then maybe an end to starvation and … More money for hospitals and that type of factor fair sufficient Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i am joyful adequate fairly relatively you would not want some thing at all? No, i don’t feel so can not suppose of anything anyway You wouldn’t say you wanted a massive car to power round in? That’d be awesome riding around in a significant car.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what could be your 2d desire? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be exceptional you’ll wish to be a rock star or some thing like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d love to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or whatever. Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 1/3 desire if you happen to had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be satisfactory. Significant vehicle, and i was Elvis.That’d be grand would not you like say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i’d love that cup. If I had that cup and i used to be Elvis and that i was in a colossal auto , that’d be exquisite you have by no means had a lot of an creativeness. Have you Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you sure you will not have some tea Paul? No, i’m excellent proper Would you adore me to activate the television? No, thanks. I am high-quality correct have you visible father Shorton at all recently? No I was pondering, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Feel so oh Dougal. You wanted to have a word , will not be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal…Do not overreact fair ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you tell him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried but it’s like looking to talk to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you misinform him? Huh? I did I instructed him great large massive lies with feckin bells putting off them have you learnt what it’s like? It’s like seeking to ask the holy mother to discontinue appearing to schoolyards right Dougal you’ve received to keep me enterprise. No, no back once more, hah Sorry Paul. You keep in mind Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Certain you have to’ve been coming right here for… How many years is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer.So what time you are going back the next day? I could stay What? Mentioned, I would keep How long? Good, I do not know. Few weeks, probably Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you no longer have got to get again to your parish? No, now not for a at the same time anyway. Ha ha ha right, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing some thing … What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the object we have been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was once it and factor and massive factor it used to be and vacations happening vacations that’s excellent.I’m going to intellect the position wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening holidays in any respect. It was once something else We have been going to do that way no one can stay in the apartment What was once it? We we we were going to… Have the paintings rehung? Oh incredible top notch memory there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I mean what kind of an angle is that? Mad attitude ha ha so that you can not stay right here. It can be too hazardous see couldn’t be here when folks are transferring paintings throughout the location So the place will you go? Inn most of the time that is quality. I will go with you Sorry Paul. I just have whatever to assert to Dougal God suppose Dougal feel okay. I’ll do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to have got to break it to him gently appear you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re now not leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply can’t now there isn’t a method, so well.Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i’m great. Are you certain you is not going to go, it can be lovely? No, thanks. No. I’m first-class. Well. It can be just that Dougal wishes to exhibit you some thing it is very most important Is it? Sure very very fundamental this would be the important thing you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Yes correct. So you’ll be able to go so? No i am satisfactory. Thanks i will see it again sometime. Let’s be honest. It can be now not that Dougal desires to exhibit you anything. It is that there’s a hearth in the apartment, and also you have got to go away hearth? I did not need to get you into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however however it would unfold and in case you died in it i might certainly not forgive myself so in case you’d simply go along with Dougal, i’m going to combat the blaze right so you are going? Yeah, there’s a hearth first-class do not fear about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you ever noticeable father Shorton today? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he have to be about 80 now? I suppose so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we have now a visitor So how’s the whole thing then? Okay Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long past to mattress then Ted.Sure. He was once a little worn out correct good, I suppose my bath can be in a position through now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m great i’m um Having a bath it can be simply I need to go to the bathroom correct, go forward time for bed it’s most effective half seven? Sure, but I have got to be up at 11:00 within the morning Dougal, you higher get some relaxation too I can not take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you would suppose that by means of now he’d have received the message Do you consider that time Ted once we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was amazing someone else would go fair enough and just no longer flip up five days in the attic No food no water rats all over the place If most effective we concept of it this 12 months How did you meet him in the first location? He was introduced to me by way of father Jim Dugan.We have been at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building simply ran straight out of the constructing So we started talking yeah? Well, I began speaking you know the way he is and just to break the silence I invited him to stay you realize only for some thing to say. The following day, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God if you happen to do not ought to say whatever really simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I’m hoping he’s gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway.Oh, he can be lengthy long past through then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one want a elevate? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I don’t care the way you do it. Simply please do away with him Do you need cash? Whatever you need. Identify any charge? We must go house Ted. Believe about it Dougal. Consider about sitting in the dwelling room. Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances intellect. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, crazy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you sure, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You’ve gotten a go Go on, it’s even less difficult, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault do not be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit through lightning? No, of direction not I I asked him to intervene by hook or by crook, but this can be a bit a lot. What are you considering of? Who would’ve concept that being hit by means of lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speakme about of direction it can land you in a sanatorium. Well. It’s not normally that serious is it Ted I mean, I was once hit with the aid of lightning a couple of times. I by no means had to go to clinic sure, Dougal, however you are distinct from most men and women. All that happened to you as balloons saved sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever realize it’s more often than not sick people who end up in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted.Of course you’re a goner at the minute you walk in via the door i would decide on to take my chances in the real world Ted. You understand regardless of how in poor health I was i might by no means go under the hammer below the knife Dougal below the Hammers auctioneering. Very well. Yeah consider that movie Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, yes what was that known as? Out of Africa? I feel anyway you know your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he is chasing his spouse all over the place the position and he or she you realize she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get… Discontinue sufficient sufficient. I have got to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No reason. I simply must discontinue you brand new emergency. What’s it in these days healthcare professional? We have no idea I think it is a combo of Babycham and Harvick by and large all that was left after the social gathering Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he’s useless? More commonly doing checks. What style of exams common talents? No won’t get much out of him in that condition.No no medical checks So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You stupid bastard you could have really achieved it this time. You started it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John hey, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that appears nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache do not know why I troubled coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary used to be hanging the bandage on it can be uh it’s no longer a stab wound definite, he’s great You seem like you’ve been in the wars your self mary. Ah it can be only a sprain father.It’s nothing. I’ll slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged. Whether it is sure, what the hell. I am hoping your buddy will get better next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They are a beautiful couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we infrequently even understand whilst you think about it does he have so much of a loved ones sure moms and dads are alive and he has a brother. I feel a medical professional in america health care professional wow huh, you would not consider that would you but that’d simply be fairly common? The favorite son would emerge as a doctor after which the fool brother would be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a surgeon is not he sure Ha health care provider. How’s the sufferer? He is putting in there. It can be generally shock. First-rate. Well, that is no longer severe well, it can be particularly serious a bolt of lightning can do a lot of harm. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very negative on the second he is consistently been like that very terrible reactions.That is average for him. Really he is now not reacting in any respect to any stimulus once more i would not worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I’m a medical professional and i know that it’s now not typical to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it’s seem appear appear at this See it can be a factor with priests we’ve got our minds on extra non secular issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I feel i’ll worry about it. Oh oh God, k? Do we see him, i would like to claim a prayer. Sure, all proper father this way As you’ll find we still have not been capable to eliminate the golf club Why is not he in bed? It is tough to get him into a cozy role when he’s in that stance however you are right.He’s been on his toes lengthy sufficient. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I’m sorry. I handiest just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We now have acquired to get him into mattress father might you You must be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father that is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It is horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s title in vain but Jesus Christ how horrible this is this father it’s it is horrible horrible I tell ye i could not have mentioned it higher meself terrible is the word father horrible I let you know father horrible is too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a phrase when you appear at what you are doing to your mom you lazy little bastard.You’re vain Father, i am sorry him triggered you all this crisis God forgive me for pronouncing this but would not have been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you ought to think of him and us for bringing him into the sector My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to stay here for the second. Okay. See you later correct and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you are up to God you understand father, Paul thinks the sector of you. Oh indeed he does he by no means stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the days, so he can go back again actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the times as they move via and right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of yourself oh, God. I took his paintings as good father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It can be his coronary heart? Do some thing! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr..Stone, might you include me? I would like you to fill out some forms. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we can however he is rather in poor health. Just hope for the exceptional All correct health practitioner. Come on Mommy The historic woman she knows she is aware of it’s all my fault How would she comprehend that? They have got methods, historic ladies are towards God than we’ll ever be They get to that age and they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all right and who would blame her for being angry with me. It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Carry him again. I not ever ment you to take him away. There was once no want for the lightning you understand I did not imply that that was once simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We safeguard him.He can stay as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll protect him for the leisure of my days, please just do this one thing Ah come on, please I swear Paul you’re back. Oh Lord it’s a miracle.General practitioner! Paul? Can i get you anything in any respect? No, i’m great .

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three wishes, God I have no idea fairly. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then maybe an end to hunger and … Extra money for hospitals and that style of thing fair adequate Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad ample rather relatively you wouldn’t need whatever in any respect? No, i don’t think so cannot believe of whatever anyway You would not say you desired a significant auto to power round in? That’d be incredible using around in a huge automobile.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be satisfactory. No the car can be exceptional you would like to be a rock superstar or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i might like to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or something. Oh, that’d be outstanding so Your 0.33 wish for those who had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be fine. Massive vehicle, and that i used to be Elvis. That’d be grand wouldn’t you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and i was once Elvis and i was in a huge car , that’d be superb you’ve certainly not had a lot of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you definite you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am satisfactory correct Would you love me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am great correct have you obvious father Shorton in any respect lately? No I was thinking, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Suppose so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a word , is not going to be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Do not overreact fair adequate correct it is father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried however it’s like trying to talk to a wall with a mustache.Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you lie to him? Huh? I did I advised him excellent colossal tremendous lies with feckin bells hanging off them have you learnt what it is like? It can be like trying to ask the holy mother to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve got acquired to preserve me enterprise. No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You take into account Dugal? Ah yes Of course you do. Definite you have to’ve been coming right here for… How decades is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer time. So what time you are going back day after today? I could stay What? Said, I could keep How lengthy? Good, I have no idea. Few weeks, perhaps Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any individual for a fine cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you not have to get back to your parish? No, not for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing anything …What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the thing we have been going to do collectively um yes? Yeah? What was it and factor and gigantic thing it was and holidays occurring vacation trips that is satisfactory. I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we were happening vacations in any respect. It was once some thing else We have been going to do that means no person can keep within the condo What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh first-rate super memory there? Have you ever seen they’re all crockett. I mean what variety of an perspective is that? Mad perspective ha ha so you can not stay here. It’s too dangerous see could not be right here when humans are shifting paintings throughout the situation So the place will you go? Lodge in general that’s high-quality. I’ll go together with you Sorry Paul. I simply have some thing to say to Dougal God think Dougal feel alright.I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I will have got to spoil it to him gently look you’re taking Paul out and i will go… You’re no longer leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can’t now there isn’t any method, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I will get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i am pleasant. Are you definite you won’t go, it’s lovely? No, thanks. No. I am excellent. Well. It can be simply that Dougal wishes to exhibit you something it can be very principal Is it? Sure very very main this might be the predominant thing you’ll ever see Eh? Sure correct. So you’ll go so? No i’m first-class. Thanks i’m going to see it again someday. Let’s be sincere. It can be now not that Dougal wants to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire within the residence, and also you must go away fire? I failed to want to get you into a panic cuz it can be best a small fire but but it surely might spread and when you died in it i might on no account forgive myself so in the event you’d just go together with Dougal, i’m going to fight the blaze proper so you are going? Yeah, there is a fireplace pleasant don’t fear about me.A drop of water will do the trick So have you visible father Shorton lately? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he must be about eighty now? I feel so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we now have a visitor So how’s everything then? Alright Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted. Yes. He was once a bit of worn out proper well, I believe my bath shall be able through now am i able to support you Paul? No i am first-rate i am um Having a shower it can be simply I need to go to the toilet proper, go ahead time for mattress it can be handiest 1/2 seven? Yes, however I have to be up at eleven:00 in the morning Dougal, you better get some rest too I cannot take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you’d consider that via now he’d have obtained the message Do you consider that point Ted when we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that used to be mighty any person else would go reasonable enough and simply not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats far and wide If simplest we idea of it this year How did you meet him within the first situation? He was once presented to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We had been at a convention Dugan got here up and stated that is father Stone and ran out of the constructing simply ran straight out of the building So we started speaking yeah? Well, I started speaking you understand how he is and just to break the silence I invited him to remain you know only for anything to claim. The next day, the next day to come he arrived on the island Oh God when you do not need to say some thing particularly simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I hope he is long gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway. Oh, he could be lengthy long gone through then.What’s it three weeks away? Excellent God look on the time. I’d higher be going Ted. Oh, anybody desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I do not care the way you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you want cash? Something you want. Title any cost? We will have to go home Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Consider about sitting within the residing room. Oh, yeah, I feel it’s clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted never intellect. Just have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball.No longer exactly the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it’s very fun? Oh yeah Ted high-quality. You have got a go Go on, it can be even simpler, now that the windmill just isn’t on the way There you go. What is the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by lightning? No, of direction no longer I I requested him to intervene by some means, but this is a bit much.What are you pondering of? Who would’ve idea that being hit through lightning would land you in a health center What what are you speaking about of direction it may land you in a hospital. Good. It can be not in general that severe is it Ted I mean, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I on no account needed to go to health facility yes, Dougal, however you are specific from most men and women. All that occurred to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever become aware of it is regularly unwell people who grow to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of course you’re a goner at the minute you stroll in by means of the door you realize i might pick to take my chances in the actual world Ted. You understand no matter how ailing I was once i might in no way go below the hammer underneath the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah recall that film Ted where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I feel anyway your man has the top of the fly and he is chasing his wife all over the place the position and she she’s trying to cover the Jam and everything so he is not going to get…Stop adequate enough. I have got to stop you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No cause. I just must discontinue you modern day emergency. What’s it in these days health practitioner? We have no idea I feel it’s a combination of Babycham and Harvick generally all that was left after the occasion Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he is dead? Mostly doing assessments. What style of assessments general potential? No will not get a lot out of him in that . No no scientific tests So how would he find out about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You silly bastard you have got relatively carried out it this time. You began it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John whats up, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a friend of ours had just a little of an accident? Oh dear. What happened to you, that appears nasty? Ah sure. It is nothing father.It is only a headache do not know why I troubled coming rather Is that blood? Oh God no no i don’t believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary was once putting the bandage on it is uh it is now not a stab wound definite, he’s fine You seem like you’ve got been in the wars your self mary. Ah it’s handiest a sprain father. It can be nothing. I’m going to slip it in a bag of bloodless it is not damaged. If it is definite, what the hell. I hope your pal gets better subsequent time. Shut up you old bitch. They’re a beautiful couple are not they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we rarely even comprehend whilst you suppose about it does he have much of a loved ones yes mum and dad are alive and he has a brother.I feel a health care provider in america medical professional wow huh, you would not consider that might you but that’d simply be particularly fashioned? You realize the favorite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be despatched off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care provider is not he yes Ha health practitioner. How’s the patient? He is striking in there. It can be most of the time shock. Best. Well, that is now not critical good, it can be really severe a bolt of lightning can do numerous injury. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very terrible at the moment he’s continuously been like that very poor reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he’s no longer reacting at all to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That is allways been seem father. I’m a health care professional and i know that it is not average to fail to react to stimulus i am certain it is appear look seem at this See it’s a thing with priests we’ve got our minds on more religious issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I think i will fear about it.Oh oh God, okay? Can we see him, i might like to assert a prayer. Yes, all correct father this fashion As you’ll discover we nonetheless haven’t been able to get rid of the golf membership Why is not he in bed? It can be tough to get him right into a secure position when he is in that stance but you’re correct. He is been on his feet long adequate. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I am sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got obtained to get him into bed father could you You have to be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be terrible father it’s horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s name in useless however Jesus Christ how terrible that is this father it’s it’s horrible terrible I tell ye i could not have stated it higher meself terrible is the phrase father terrible I tell you father horrible is simply too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a word while you seem at what you are doing to your mother you lazy little bastard.You are vain Father, i’m sorry him caused you all this difficulty God forgive me for announcing this but do not need been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the arena My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to keep right here for the second. K. So long proper and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you’re up to God you know father, Paul thinks the world of you. Oh certainly he does he in no way stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes back from Craggy Island and he is counting the days, so he can return again literally look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they pass through and right right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of your self oh, God.I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what’s it? It’s his heart? Do whatever! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, would you come with me? I want you to fill out some varieties. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we are able to but he is quite ill. Simply hope for the high-quality All correct physician. Come on Mommy The old girl she is aware of she knows it can be all my fault How would she know that? They have ways, ancient women are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and they don’t need the operation anymore. They’ve obtained the direct line She is aware of all correct and who might blame her for being irritated with me.It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him back. I under no circumstances ment you to take him away. There was no want for the lightning you recognize I failed to mean that that was just silly Please God carry him again. I swear We protect him.He can stay so long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will protect him for the leisure of my days, please simply do this one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are again. Oh Lord it’s a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Can i get you some thing at all? No, i’m fine .

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three wishes, God I have no idea fairly. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then maybe an end to hunger and … Extra money for hospitals and that style of thing fair adequate Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad ample rather relatively you wouldn’t need whatever in any respect? No, i don’t think so cannot believe of whatever anyway You would not say you desired a significant auto to power round in? That’d be incredible using around in a huge automobile.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be satisfactory. No the car can be exceptional you would like to be a rock superstar or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i might like to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or something. Oh, that’d be outstanding so Your 0.33 wish for those who had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be fine. Massive vehicle, and that i used to be Elvis. That’d be grand wouldn’t you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and i was once Elvis and i was in a huge car , that’d be superb you’ve certainly not had a lot of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you definite you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am satisfactory correct Would you love me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am great correct have you obvious father Shorton in any respect lately? No I was thinking, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Suppose so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a word , is not going to be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Do not overreact fair adequate correct it is father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried however it’s like trying to talk to a wall with a mustache.Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you lie to him? Huh? I did I advised him excellent colossal tremendous lies with feckin bells hanging off them have you learnt what it is like? It can be like trying to ask the holy mother to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve got acquired to preserve me enterprise. No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You take into account Dugal? Ah yes Of course you do. Definite you have to’ve been coming right here for… How decades is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer time. So what time you are going back day after today? I could stay What? Said, I could keep How lengthy? Good, I have no idea. Few weeks, perhaps Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any individual for a fine cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you not have to get back to your parish? No, not for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing anything …What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the thing we have been going to do collectively um yes? Yeah? What was it and factor and gigantic thing it was and holidays occurring vacation trips that is satisfactory. I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we were happening vacations in any respect. It was once some thing else We have been going to do that means no person can keep within the condo What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh first-rate super memory there? Have you ever seen they’re all crockett. I mean what variety of an perspective is that? Mad perspective ha ha so you can not stay here. It’s too dangerous see could not be right here when humans are shifting paintings throughout the situation So the place will you go? Lodge in general that’s high-quality. I’ll go together with you Sorry Paul. I simply have some thing to say to Dougal God think Dougal feel alright.I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I will have got to spoil it to him gently look you’re taking Paul out and i will go… You’re no longer leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can’t now there isn’t any method, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I will get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i am pleasant. Are you definite you won’t go, it’s lovely? No, thanks. No. I am excellent. Well. It can be simply that Dougal wishes to exhibit you something it can be very principal Is it? Sure very very main this might be the predominant thing you’ll ever see Eh? Sure correct. So you’ll go so? No i’m first-class. Thanks i’m going to see it again someday. Let’s be sincere. It can be now not that Dougal wants to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire within the residence, and also you must go away fire? I failed to want to get you into a panic cuz it can be best a small fire but but it surely might spread and when you died in it i might on no account forgive myself so in the event you’d just go together with Dougal, i’m going to fight the blaze proper so you are going? Yeah, there is a fireplace pleasant don’t fear about me.A drop of water will do the trick So have you visible father Shorton lately? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he must be about eighty now? I feel so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we now have a visitor So how’s everything then? Alright Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted. Yes. He was once a bit of worn out proper well, I believe my bath shall be able through now am i able to support you Paul? No i am first-rate i am um Having a shower it can be simply I need to go to the toilet proper, go ahead time for mattress it can be handiest 1/2 seven? Yes, however I have to be up at eleven:00 in the morning Dougal, you better get some rest too I cannot take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you’d consider that via now he’d have obtained the message Do you consider that point Ted when we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that used to be mighty any person else would go reasonable enough and simply not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats far and wide If simplest we idea of it this year How did you meet him within the first situation? He was once presented to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We had been at a convention Dugan got here up and stated that is father Stone and ran out of the constructing simply ran straight out of the building So we started speaking yeah? Well, I started speaking you understand how he is and just to break the silence I invited him to remain you know only for anything to claim. The next day, the next day to come he arrived on the island Oh God when you do not need to say some thing particularly simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I hope he is long gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway. Oh, he could be lengthy long gone through then.What’s it three weeks away? Excellent God look on the time. I’d higher be going Ted. Oh, anybody desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I do not care the way you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you want cash? Something you want. Title any cost? We will have to go home Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Consider about sitting within the residing room. Oh, yeah, I feel it’s clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted never intellect. Just have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball.No longer exactly the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it’s very fun? Oh yeah Ted high-quality. You have got a go Go on, it can be even simpler, now that the windmill just isn’t on the way There you go. What is the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by lightning? No, of direction no longer I I requested him to intervene by some means, but this is a bit much.What are you pondering of? Who would’ve idea that being hit through lightning would land you in a health center What what are you speaking about of direction it may land you in a hospital. Good. It can be not in general that severe is it Ted I mean, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I on no account needed to go to health facility yes, Dougal, however you are specific from most men and women. All that occurred to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever become aware of it is regularly unwell people who grow to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of course you’re a goner at the minute you stroll in by means of the door you realize i might pick to take my chances in the actual world Ted. You understand no matter how ailing I was once i might in no way go below the hammer underneath the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah recall that film Ted where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I feel anyway your man has the top of the fly and he is chasing his wife all over the place the position and she she’s trying to cover the Jam and everything so he is not going to get…Stop adequate enough. I have got to stop you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No cause. I just must discontinue you modern day emergency. What’s it in these days health practitioner? We have no idea I feel it’s a combination of Babycham and Harvick generally all that was left after the occasion Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he is dead? Mostly doing assessments. What style of assessments general potential? No will not get a lot out of him in that . No no scientific tests So how would he find out about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You silly bastard you have got relatively carried out it this time. You began it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John whats up, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a friend of ours had just a little of an accident? Oh dear. What happened to you, that appears nasty? Ah sure. It is nothing father.It is only a headache do not know why I troubled coming rather Is that blood? Oh God no no i don’t believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary was once putting the bandage on it is uh it is now not a stab wound definite, he’s fine You seem like you’ve got been in the wars your self mary. Ah it’s handiest a sprain father. It can be nothing. I’m going to slip it in a bag of bloodless it is not damaged. If it is definite, what the hell. I hope your pal gets better subsequent time. Shut up you old bitch. They’re a beautiful couple are not they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we rarely even comprehend whilst you suppose about it does he have much of a loved ones yes mum and dad are alive and he has a brother.I feel a health care provider in america medical professional wow huh, you would not consider that might you but that’d simply be particularly fashioned? You realize the favorite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be despatched off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care provider is not he yes Ha health practitioner. How’s the patient? He is striking in there. It can be most of the time shock. Best. Well, that is now not critical good, it can be really severe a bolt of lightning can do numerous injury. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very terrible at the moment he’s continuously been like that very poor reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he’s no longer reacting at all to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That is allways been seem father. I’m a health care professional and i know that it is not average to fail to react to stimulus i am certain it is appear look seem at this See it’s a thing with priests we’ve got our minds on more religious issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I think i will fear about it.Oh oh God, okay? Can we see him, i might like to assert a prayer. Yes, all correct father this fashion As you’ll discover we nonetheless haven’t been able to get rid of the golf membership Why is not he in bed? It can be tough to get him right into a secure position when he is in that stance but you’re correct. He is been on his feet long adequate. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I am sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got obtained to get him into bed father could you You have to be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be terrible father it’s horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s name in useless however Jesus Christ how terrible that is this father it’s it’s horrible terrible I tell ye i could not have stated it higher meself terrible is the phrase father terrible I tell you father horrible is simply too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a word while you seem at what you are doing to your mother you lazy little bastard.You are vain Father, i’m sorry him caused you all this difficulty God forgive me for announcing this but do not need been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the arena My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to keep right here for the second. K. So long proper and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you’re up to God you know father, Paul thinks the world of you. Oh certainly he does he in no way stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes back from Craggy Island and he is counting the days, so he can return again literally look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they pass through and right right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of your self oh, God.I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what’s it? It’s his heart? Do whatever! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, would you come with me? I want you to fill out some varieties. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we are able to but he is quite ill. Simply hope for the high-quality All correct physician. Come on Mommy The old girl she is aware of she knows it can be all my fault How would she know that? They have ways, ancient women are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and they don’t need the operation anymore. They’ve obtained the direct line She is aware of all correct and who might blame her for being irritated with me.It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him back. I under no circumstances ment you to take him away. There was no want for the lightning you recognize I failed to mean that that was just silly Please God carry him again. I swear We protect him.He can stay so long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will protect him for the leisure of my days, please simply do this one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are again. Oh Lord it’s a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Can i get you some thing at all? No, i’m fine .