#( crack tag tbt. )

[zealctry]

DIVERSITY WIN! regardless of age, race, gender, sexual orientation, family and medical history — this guy would STILL stab you! ( probably. )

[saturnmused]

everytime someone tells keanu 'no':

keanu vc, quietly & to himself: keanu, Yes.

[symbiiotic]

bc @espercr just reminded me of the whole "would u love me if i was a worm" thing

eddie: i already love a worm so yeah i guess v, elated: WE KNEW YOU LOVED US v: v, suspicious: wait

eddie, later, having a hard time sitting, sourly updating his 'it's been ___ days since my alien bit me on the ass' sign with a zero

[necrcmance]

Alice is actually standing beside Michael with her pink heart-shaped sunglasses Malcolm gave her that one time, sipping on her pink drink from starbucks nodding along to the song blasting

he'll just blow them both a kiss, slide the door shut again, and fuck right off to the Bahamas once again!

[seaofspirits]

me every time someone simps for river

[sherunsfaster]

bella: so you're the wolf girl emily: so you're the vampire girl leah: so i'm the hurling girl

[bleakfated]

one free shot at the crossroads today if you don't make a may the fourth joke. and a shot ordered on your tab free to someone else if you dare to order the dirty dangle because WHO TOLD YOU.

[valeurex]

“You will die on the third day of third moon of 129 AC. Your body will be discovered at the hour of the bat by a servant.“ — crack helaena

" ... "

" .... "

" ........ "

Why by servant?

[wcrldcfvtlvs]

Me: * reading some spicy novel and the main characters do the deed in front of a mirror *

Inner thoughts of My muses under cut

Rosalie: that looks interesting

Victoria: I've read about it too, it does look nice and it seems to enhance the experience

Tyler: it's kinda awkward after the McNasty switch switches off

Rosalie: ....

Victoria: .....

Tyler: what I've been around the block

Vergil in a corner reading the same book I am: it does give a type of strange empowerment to person who's dominate in the relationship. The dirty talk isn't awful either.

Atlas's: did you know? That he?

Vergil: yes, I too have " been around the block. ", just because I'm reserved doesn't mean I didn't indulge back in the day.

[dinomites]

"I was not aware the dragons had a tiny whelping in the mix."

[aceparagoned]

"How bad can this Grimace Shake really be?"

She's just going to take a sip of the rather interesting drink, and...

Looks like there is something stronger than she is, if her suddenly collapsing to her knees is any indication.

[symbiiotic]

If Steve asks, would you marry him?

" ABSOLUTELY, AND WE WILL PICK THE BEST DRESSmrrghngl — "

Eddie, after unceremoniously stuffing Venom under a blanket: " Yeah, uh, how about let's not mess up good things while we got 'em. "

[necrcmance]

Stands in front of Malcolm's club, in the rain for the dramatic effect, and holds up a ghetto blaster that blares the song BABY, COME BACK

on second thought, he's leaving again, BYE. @ravenskeeper please pick up your sorry excuse for a boyfriend ( he's disturbing the club's patrons ).

[scienceroach]

@moxxietude // Instant panic attack from Moxxie when he sees a gigantic roach. In the Human world. That's not-- that's not normal. Legs freeze up and he locks in place like a fainting faint. "AAAh!" (( Mox, that's rude. You've seen bug-people demons before, c'mon. ))

The doctor stares, watching the poor little guy freak out. While he should be used to this by now...somehow, he's not. Instead, right now, he's mostly thankful he has shit hearing.

" ...man, did I really forget to moisturize this morning ? " Doc, what the fuck.

[aveimperatcr]

" I JUST WANTED TO BE A GOOD FATHER FOR FIVE MINUTES. "

" WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS IS SERVING CHAOS? I THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE ONE CUTTING IT CLOSE BEING IN THE DEPTHS OF THE FUCKING WARP. FFFFFUCKING LORGAR. "

[sarishim]

His phone rings.

Telephone by Lady Gaga ft Beyonce plays in the distance when he picks up.

"Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kind of busy."