#( and now im off to the store anon!! adieu <33 )

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Your wife has some interesting gay wisdom! Also how do you feel about the songs she assigned you?

okay so first things first! she kept adding things while I was in the middle of trying to answer this ask so it's a bit of a long answer! sorrryyyyy

misha we're going on an adventure

secondly... THAT ADVICE? I expected the "hehe women" bit and I wasn't too thrown off by the Black Swan musing tbh because I know my darlin' just that well /j

I uh. I wasn't expecting that end bit though. I kind of choked on the waffle I was eating because of it. It kind of hurt I won't lie to you, anon /lh

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it was really sweet. i don't get complimented like that irl so it kind of. made me emotional. /pos

i think i. have always suffered from internalized self-confidence issues. and uh. that comment meant a lot to me.

a lot more than i think. tae realizes.

oh and the. army of songs too!! yeah let me. misha misha it's time to get UP. lets GO.

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Marry You: ... actually nevermind we're back down for the count misha let's. yeah. yeah. /j

... also you kind of already married me you goober. /j

okay jokes aside, this is. one of my favorite songs from bruno mars so to see it. associated with me in some manner is. really sweet.

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Just the Way You Are: ... heh.

am i.

am i really.

am i.

"girl you're amazing just the way you are" /lyr

i will ruin your life in 20 million ways and you will thank me every. single. time.

am i really. /j

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Love on Top: beyonce was so real in this song tbh

baby that IS you.

you ARE the one i love!!!

you ARE the one i need!!!

shit you're the only person besides my family I see somedays /lh

it's.

it's you!!!

that is you!!!!!

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Pure as the Driven Snow: ... okay I'm gonna be honest I like. fell asleep while listening to it and immediately got jumpscared by all the world's a stage. so uh. hold on let me just.

to google!!

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oh! /lh

that's all i have to say. /j

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Flaws and All: ... BEYONCE! STOP THIS MADNESS. /lh

... you know i kind of AM a trainwreck in the morning and a bitch in the afternoon.

actually i'm a bitch at all hours of the day but that's really besides the point you know.

why.

why DO you love me anyways.

i'm not. really the type of person who deserves your love.

you're a. a really sweet person, you're really kind to other people and you always try to help you and you're just. a sweet and loving person.

like i feel you're. too good for me most days. you and sam.

i don't.

i don't deserve you guys.

i don't deserve any of you guys and I don't. understand why you guys continue to stick around. someone like me.

who's just so.

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but hey if your type is the nihilistic, overly honest and blunt, abrasive side of a sponge then. you know. who am I to stop you!! /lh

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Loser, Baby: you're a power bottom at rock bottom, dear! /ref

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Never Ever Getting Rid of Me: ... juST TAKE THE MIXED BOUQUET AND LEAVE, GENERAL. LEAVE. GET. SCATTER. SHOO. AND TAKE YOUR LETTERS WITH YOU. /ref