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[ddarker-dreams]

please, please, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING FOR GOJO THE GOJO DROUGHT(esp writing) IS KILLING ME

warning for explicit not sfw, reader is fem, and yan gojo being questionable as ever.

"You've really been hurting my feelings, y'know."

Gojo whispers these words beside your ear, the lighthearted lilt masking the weight they carry. You squirm, attempting to wriggle away, but he's unrelenting, pinning your wrists above your head and keeping them there.

It's his eyes that startle you the most. He's made no effort to conceal the mania glossing over them, bright blues coruscating like sheets of ice. They pick you apart at a molecular level, feeding him an endless stream of information.

"Ignoring my calls..."

His finger ghosts over the mad pulse in your throat.

"My texts..."

He kisses you there while his hands explore lower—

"How's a man s'posed to take that?"

—And lower.

"Aren't you being a little too cold with your husband?"

Gojo plays with the hem of your skirt, bunching the fabric up along your thighs. You bite your lower lip to suppress the noises dying to leave your lips. He smiles, whistling lowly when his fingers feel the wet patch in your panties. Your cheeks burn hot and you avert your gaze. Chuckling, he steals your breath by tracing lazy patterns against the outline of your pussy.

"Fuck, you're way too cute," Gojo smothers your neck in obscenely loud, wet kisses. "Acting all pouty when we both know you missed me terribly. Poor thing."

"You're so full of yourself," you huff, unable to come up with anything better.

"And you'll be full of me soon enough."

You make a face at him. "That's really lame."

He squeezes your thighs not so gently and tuts. "It's still good enough to get you going. Seriously, you're fuckin' soaked. I should manhandle you more often."

Finally, he pushes your panties aside, rubbing circles against your clit. You try ignoring his wolfish grin when you part your thighs for him. His breath is hot and ragged against your neck, betraying his excitement. He guides your hand past his waistband, groaning shamelessly when you grasp the twitching outline of his cock through his briefs.

"Take it out, baby," he coos. "C'mon. You know how I like it. That's right, good girl."

You stroke him slowly, somewhat amazed by the sheer amount of precum coating his length. In the meantime, he pulls your skirt and panties down, the unexpected roughness almost making you lose your balance. He keeps you steady by lifting you up. You yelp, scrambling for purchase, which you find by encircling his waist with your legs.

"Satoru," you hiss. "If you think I'm gonna just forget and pretend like— mm...!"

"Sorry, what was that?" He questions, all the while rubbing the head of his cock against your entrance. "Mind repeating yourself?"

You shake your head and wrap your arms around his neck.

"You're the worst," you grumble.

He presses a chaste kiss to your temple.

"I know," he admits as he sinks into you. Then again, this time quieter, almost failing to reach your ears. "I know."

[pseudophan]

wait is he away from phil

literally just judging by what christmas is like every year, right now phil's on the isle of man with his family and dan's in london wondering how long he can drag out the time before having to go home himself, which he usually ends up finally doing in the evening of christmas eve. at least the years when we knew exactly when he left (because someone spotted him) it was christmas eve evening, maybe he's going sooner this time but i don't have too much faith in him

sometimes dan goes to the iom before christmas with phil and then goes straight from there to his own family for actual christmas. this year though because of tour they didn't have time for that pre-christmas dan-with-the-lesters hangout so i would bet my left arm he's going there on like boxing day or december 27th

i've been wondering if maybe they'll celebrate new years there this year? they usually go back to london but idk, i feel like their house probably isn't the most festive right now because they've been away for months, it would make sense to just do new years with the lesters. god i love being parasocial

[trashytracktales]

So i saw this TikTok with Lando that is from a live on twitch that he did last year with AngryGinge (I think that’s his name lol) and I don’t remember what AngryGinge said but Lando answered with “You gotta earn it” and now I can’t stop thinking about Lando being a tease during/ before sex

LEFT gif: The face of a man who knows exactly what he's doing at all times.

RIGHT gif: me @ u rn because you’ve just unlocked something in my brain and I need a sec.

The way he'd tease you to the point of complete insanity, while hovering above you just close enough to drive you wild but never giving in, until you’re practically begging for it... OH, LORDY.

I know he’d drag it out, just to get you all worked up. He’d kiss you, extremely slow, and then pull back, that playful smirk never leaving his face, watching you squirm and beg for more.

And the fact that he’d eat that shit up, looking so damn proud of himself the. Whole. Time 🥲

Does anyone know where I can get a grip?

[fanfic-reading-challenge]

@namelesstub @ladymalechite here is a screengrab of some of our tasks to give you an idea of what some our tasks look like, and hopefully that helps out some!

If you have any further questions, you are more than welcome to message me @juuls , the creator of the challenge. Some things certainly ARE complicated but that’s part of the fun. It IS intimidating to people at first, though, I understand, oof!

Let me know how I can help. 💙❤️💜 @elvira-kamgut has been great so far too! Thank you, dear. 💕💕😘

The 2025 Fanfic Reading Challenge

Welcome to another year of the Fanfic Reading Challenge (FRC)!

I won't bore you with the history of the challenge, this year, but I will welcome you to check out past posts that do explain some of it, as well as include a brief overview of what, exactly, this challenge is, though it does change year to year. (Essentially you read fics to complete goals and win bragging points and an artsy badge.)

This year is especially different, as I had the extreme pleasure of having @noxsoulmate as a partner in crime in keeping me hostage on track to completing this year's FRC. Another valued member of the mod team is @jandjsalmon and speaks for all of us if you need questions answered!

As for the challenge....

This is, indeed, a challenge. Of course.

First of all... you must obviously read fanfiction. As if you don't already!

You also need to download and make your own copy of the spreadsheet, which can be found here, as well as below in the important links section.

To participate in the challenge, you read fics that match the tasks in the challenge. An example of a task can be: "read a fic with a title containing the word purple in it." Should be easy! Of course, there are harder ones.

Which is why there are different modes of challenge to the FRC. These are as follows:

Participation (Complete 1 task)

Regular Mode (Complete 80 tasks)

Hard Mode (Complete 150 tasks)

Extreme Mode (Complete 220 tasks)

Complete (Complete 250 tasks)

The challenge lasts from January 1st, 2025, to December 31st, 2025.

There are badges that go with the modes completed, and even a secret 6th badge that will be fairly obvious if you look at the spreadsheet! Doesn't mean it'll be easy to complete though. *smirks* (Blame Noxy)

Most important of all: this challenge operates on the honour system. We don't check your work, or your reading logs (see below), so I mean, I guess if you want to be slippery with the rules, you do you, and that's on your conscience, but honestly it's so much fun to see how much you can get done by following the letter of the law/tasks! You can be slippery even with following the tasks fully. It's great fun. ;D

I think that's enough for an intro, really, maybe too much.

Important Links and Reading Logs/Trackers

As there is a component of the FRC that includes tracking numbers of words read, most of us use a reading log/tracker to keep count of how many fics we read, including data such as words, of course, chapters, month completed, ship, author, title, fandom, link to the fic, and such. It's a great place to mark what fics you want to read in the future as well!

This year we have FOUR trackers on offer, quite different from one another, so take a look, play around with them and check out their "intros", and choose according to what you think will work best for you!

Fic Tracking Sheets

Juulna's 2025 Reading Log

Noxy's 2025 Reading Log

2025 Jandy's Fic Tracker

Taru's Fic Tracker 2025

Discord

We have a blast on Discord. From general chatter to sharing pet pics to being there for each other during the tough times to forming lasting friendships and making friendships you’d never make in a ship- or fandom-specific Discord, to asking for help ‘rolling the dice’ (pick a number between 1-10!) to choose the next fic to read, to finding some of the really challenging task fills in fandoms people might not have ever read but are willing to try, or finding fandoms someone has never read and is very tentative about stepping out of their box, but they’re being 100% supported and know they don’t need to complete the fic for it to count for the task, stepping out of their comfort zone… we’ve formed a very odd group of, if not friends, then companions (but there are definite friendships that have formed!! Just ask the people who have started watching NHL and NFL together in our off topic channel!).

In any case, our Discord is not necessary, but it is a worthy and tactical element to completing many of the tasks of this challenge. 💙

And.... without further ado....!

The 2025 Fanfic Reading Challenge! (link)

There is an info/rules page as the first sheet on the spreadsheet that should fill in any further questions you have. It also has more contact info than just this page if you have any further questions and perhaps need a more immediate answer for your needs.

*Occasionally you will run into something that looks like an error, and it may in fact be one! Let us know if you see it. It's hard not to make a mistake on as large a spreadsheet as this.*

Please, first of all, have fun and just read fanfiction that you enjoy! I (Juulna) did that last year and didn't even come close to completing the entire challenge, and I still had a blast because I was enjoying what I was reading and rereading. Others took the challenge right to the completed end. Others forgot about it halfway through but still had fun, and some even went back and filled in the sheet for a really good showing! The challenge is what you make of it, what you want from it. So... just have fun. Read fic. Smile. Enjoy. :)

Second of all... well, we would love if you signal boost this post!!!!

Third of all, we do have our pinned post that includes a link to this page and that will include a link to our Discord and all our trackers as well, including past links for memento and informative purposes.

Thank you, and a blessed 2025 to all!

[annabelle--cane]

Glad you enjoy imagine dragons. Personally I do t enjoy Zionist music that performs to frascos soldiers eager to commit genocide but hey glad you feel proud to admit that

well obviously I didn't fucking know about that because I don't do background research every time I make a post. come on now.

[missterious-figure]

Perchance, what if a child got stranded on the island, what would happen(oc making perchance)-by 🪷

Moon would be even more attentive to keeping them safe, and, at least at first, Sun would be absolutely appalled.

[anamericangirl]

My response to the "Luigi Magione is a hero" crowd is this quote I shamelessly stole from a coworker:

"To me, heroes are those who save lives. So whose life did Luigi Magione save?"

So far, of the two or three people I've used that quote on directly, none of them were able to give a straight answer so I think there's something to that.

Good question. Exactly who did Mangione help by murdering Thompson? Whose life was saved by that action?

Everyone can only go “but insurance company bad!” Ok. He didn’t murder an insurance company, though. He murdered a person and murdering people is wrong.

[bastardghoul]

silco in shibari/bondage. i just think it would be neat yippee wahoo

yippie and wahoo indeed anon, happy holidays 🫡

[proudlybau]

(Keep this for Christmas :3) Merry Christmas! *A wrapped box appears. Inside is a Glaceon Plush!*

[pseudophan]

Got the horse calendar for my Christmas present and learned I genuinely gaslit myself into believing Dan was wearing a skirt in the emo photo. Devastated.

i think the 2026 calendar should just be called dan and phil in skirts

[trashytracktales]

I can’t stop thinking about how GOOD lando would be with his mouth. Idc that boy practically FEEDS off eating you out. Doesn’t matter if he’s stressed, happy, mad at you he CRAVESSS eating you out

You know what, hell yeah!!

I can see Lando as the type of guy who makes it his personal mission to leave you completely wrecked with that mouth since he's so good at running it oopsies 👀

Cause let’s not forget how competitive he is. He won't be stopping until you’re shaking, crying, and admitting that he’s the best you’ve ever had, because he's also smug as fuck.

In conclusion,

Stressed? He’s taking it out on you, slow and intense.

Happy? He’s grinning between your thighs, fully showing off.

Mad? Borderline feral, like he’s got something to prove.

Look me in my beautiful green orbs and tell me that I'm wrong 😼

[windvexer]

Hiya Chicken, hope all is well with you! Something’s been on my mind and I would love your perspective.

The thrust of it is: can the will of the universe (if there is such a thing) override spellwork?

For context, I lost my job earlier this year, and have been working some magic to get re-employed (along with a metric shit ton of mundane legwork). None of it has been fruitful, and in attempting to troubleshoot, I realized that several of my spells had conditions along the lines of “this new job will serve my highest and best self.”

I’m still a novice at casting – frankly, I’ve not had much success with *any* magic (😞) – so I’m guessing the more immediately pertinent issue has to do with raising power/magical headspace. But, I’m curious if that nebulous “highest and best” would get in the way of producing results.

Also, where exactly does that language originate?? I think I’ve seen it when people talk about petitioning the universe for guidance, or getting in touch with your purpose/path in this life, but is that from a certain tradition or set of beliefs? And if everyone has a pre-determined purpose (or something else that counts as becoming your highest and best self), would including such a statement cause spells to fail if whatever you’re casting for doesn’t align with that purpose? Because real talk, my unemployment has run out and I don’t have time to wait for the highest and best job any more.

Thanks so much for your time, I appreciate you!!

It's New Age.

FUCK your highest/best self.

Even if it exists it can go suck a room temperature limp pickle.

Bear with me my guy. Let's be bears together, peacefully watching the sunrise of this idea over the serene forests of wisdom:

What in the good fuck is the point of being a witch if not to DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE SHIT UNIVERSE HAS DELEGATED FOR YOU.

It is changing fate.

It is CHANGING FATE.

WITCHCRAFT IS CHANGING FATE.

THEREFORE HOW CAN YOU DO THAT IF YOU JUST ASK THE UNIVERSE TO KEEP DOING WHAT ITS DOING?!

"Hi I believe in this life I have been assigned a True Goal and Best Outcome. I don't know what it is! The Universe could decide it's in my best interest to never escape poverty so my soul can learn some shit. But whatever this Best Outcome is, I will obey it :) blindly :) Spells, go do my bidding! But not if they change my fate. I'm on those train tracks, baybeee. Full speed ahead towards the same place I've been going since birth."

YOUR SPIRITUALITY FOR HOW YOU CHOOSE TO STRIVE TO BE A GOOD PERSON, AND THE PERSONAL WORK YOU DO TO BETTER YOURSELF, SHOULD PROBABLY BE INTENTIONAL I BET.

What is your highest good? Because I kind of feel like you shouldn't leave that up to a nebulous force you don't understand. My guy, and I mean this in the best possible way, you don't even know the widely popular faith (New Age) these beliefs are coming from. I don't think you understand this concept of The Universe; and yet you seem to be willing to place your fate in its hands.

And I think you may also be horrified by the realization that you are ceding autonomy of your ambitions, your goals, your needs, even the very core of your morality, to some fucking Power or Presence or whatever.

What is your highest good? I'm sorry, I mean this genuinely - you do not get to let someone else decide that for you. We all have to read some philosophy and smoke weed and look at the stars with friends and decide for ourselves what it means to be a good person who lives well. Many of us will grapple with this our entire lives.

There is no shortcut. You can't be your best self by doing whatever you want and delegating the decision making to some outside force, hoping that a smarter and more benevolent power will just cancel out any bad decisions you make based on a rubric you don't understand.

If we do have Highest Selves and soul evolution, I do not believe we can evolve based on always letting someone else make the final call for us.

YOU CAN HAVE GUIDANCE. You can have help. You can have plenty of it!!

That's what the witch's familiar is for. That's what tutelary spirits are for. That's why so many people turn to gods for guidance. You can research someone, or ask for a specific kind of help, and say, "hi I want to cast a job spell but I don't know sorcery great, can someone help me craft this so that I don't end up doing something disastrous?"

That's what I do all the time! I'll be about to do some stupid shit about twice a week, but the spirits who love me and help me are like, "Hey! please do not do that sweaty :) That would be Bad," and I listen to them, because they are not nebulous faraway forces; they are my very good friends whom I have known for years and trust completely.

But at the end of the day, they can't make decisions for you. A very creepy truth, that I believe is actually true, is that gods and spirits of Witchcraft will not make decisions for you. They will not cancel out spells if it's not in your "highest good." They will let you do anything you want in your own worst interest.

They will help you and they will guide you. But it's like I said: you can't end up being your best self by doing whatever and hoping someone else picks up the slack.

I don't think it's possible to ever achieve any highest good or best self by never making an actual decision.

And that's what it is, I think. That's what it is when you say, "let me have a job if someone else thinks it's a good idea."

That's not your decision. That's not your choice. That's not your power. That's raising your hand in the back of class and hoping teacher will call on you.

Fuck the Universe. Fuck the highest good. How about some of that live deliciously shit? When do YOU get to eat? Your highest self must be stuffed at the table of delicacies harvested from every moment of your life that you sacrifice to it while you are here with your unemployment run out.

Look in The Universe's eye and tell it to start calling you daddy.

Command. Do not ask, do not intend. Force; compel. Dominate.

next I visualize that the candle is full of prosperous energies if Earth-Goddess wills it in my highest good- NO.

"Listen to me. Listen to me, Earth. Listen to me, Sky. Listen to me, my own Soul. For 27 goddamn years I have been doing whatever I think you want me to do. Now you're all going to do what I want to do. It is not my normal voice that speaks, but the voice of my power. The power within me laces every word, it seeps into the air like water into paper."

Do you feel like someone is suddenly squeezing you by the throat? Do words suddenly become hard to find? Do you feel a bit dizzy? Do you have a strange moment where you can't remember why you started any of this, like you're not sure how you got there? You're on the right track.

"On this day of Jupiter, on this hour of Jupiter, I am giving a command. I command that the magical pathways of this candle be opened, so that the free-flowing and freely given benevolent powers of Jupiter will empower and charge my spell."

(Do not command Jupiter, of course. We're engaging in a little courageousness, not trying to get struck by lightning)

"I do not need to visualize the movement of energies. I know the truth because I have commanded the truth and I am a creator god born into this flesh: The candle is filled with the power of a God, I have the ability to channel the freely-given power of one of the Seven Governors whom has been worshiped by humans since the start of time, it is here and I have claimed it as is my right, as was offered to me:

This candle spell will bring me the fate I desire, because I have designed that it will occur, and no god, spirit, beast, or man will stand in my way."

It should feel fucked up, my friend. It should give you stage fright. It should make your palms sweat and your stomach queasy. It should give you the same emotional sensation as having a heartbreaking conversation that you know will change a relationship forever.

Sorry, reality. Sorry, fate. It's just not working out. And since we can't get divorced, you two need to shape up your act because right now I'm in charge of this polycule. When the spell is over, we can be equals again.

And if you do it right, it should make you have to sleep for probably about a week. If your health allows it of course, I recommend not trying to restrict carb intake for the next few days. Keep headache medicine on hand also.

Thank you for being a bear with me. I hope you enjoyed this serene forest of wisdom.

[ndn-craft]

hey, hopefully this doesn’t seem like much, but I like when you post about this achievement hunter series and was wondering if you could recommend me some of your favorite episodes?

Okay so, first of all, I really need to preface this with a warning

in Oct 2020, a member of AH at the time, Ryan H., was outed a groomer and predator. He was fired and such, but he had been a core member of AH since the beginning and thus he appears in a lot of videos.

What I'm going to do is recommend videos post his ejection that I really love.

Anyway I'm just going to start with some Minecraft

Stoneblock

We Accidentally Made a Death Laser - Stoneblock 2 (Part 7)

We Put an End to 2020 - Stoneblock 2 (Part 11)

Fighting the Ender Chicken! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 12)

I honestly love the whole series, but these specific episodes are my favorite

YDYD (Ya Dead Ya Dead) s4

I recommend watching it in its entirety. It's like the Life Series, semi-hardcore, 8 episodes, and there's a final winner

It has a sequel, Ya Dead We Dead, you can watch it on it's own, but there will be spoilers for s4 obviously. It's only 8 episodes as well

Non-Minecraft videos

James & James… and James? | Let's Play Gmod: TTT

James & James VERSUS Team Chungə - Gmod: TTT

[missterious-figure]

There goes my babbyyyyy-

*Slides over on knees and hugs demon moon’s waist*

I think he's a little confused

[anamericangirl]

Trump Republicans do hate gays. They are against same sex marriage and gay parades. Vance's comment about regular gays was a dog whistle heard around the community. Trump Republicans love sneaking stuff in the back door so to speak. Denial is not an attribute. Trump Republicans just want the queer vote and then you can go away back into your closet. We'll see you in another 4 years when we tell you more lies.

The amount of people who think continuously saying “no, really, you do hate gays because you disagree with government policies on the issue” is just so funny.

You guys had to change the meaning of the word hate to “disagreeing with government policy” because the real meaning of the word hate actually describes your behavior and you think if you pretend the word means something else then we’re the hateful ones and you’re not but it’s still just you.

You hate gays.