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[theminecraftbee]

... how're you feeling?

you know what this is a kind ask thank you anon. context for those who do not have it is that hermitcraft made an official statement that there has been “complaints from the community” that were found credible about iskall. he and stress have resigned. we don’t have any other context but gauging by reactions of the other hermits this seems to be quite bad.

as for how I’m feeling: not good but I appreciate you checking in. I am not going to talk about this on this blog as a rule. I do not like working through this sort of thing publicly, and my blog has never been a place I like letting “discourse” into (for lack of a better word). I also don’t want people speculating in my direction about it because frankly that’s just going to make us all spiral much worse. when we know more we’ll know more. I will tag related posts with at least iskall’s tag for blocking.

anon most of that paragraph wasn’t directed at you though asking me how I’m feeling is very kind of you <3

[zivazivc]

since many of you commented on the feet on my guy, here's some progress photos. I basically made a sock shape, then I stuffed a few strips of soft stretchy leftover fabric where the toes should be before going through with a needle and tightening the string.

I followed this tutorial image that a friend sent me, though I followed it loosely.

I didn't take photos while making the hands but they were made using the same technique but with a bit more improvisation. the hands before looked like gloves.

headless baby

[canisalbus]

my dad saw machete on my lockscreen and said he looks like satan with a head of a goat. just wanted you to know

Dog

Opossum

Cat

Rat

Bat

Satan

[soda-pawz]

:D @crystalskyz

doing this again :33

10 notes and i’ll study hard this school year

20 notes and i’ll actually do more working out like i promised

30 notes and i’ll work on taking care of myself

40 notes and i’ll draw a lot more

50 notes and i’ll save a lot more money

100 notes and i’ll finish organizing my phone

500 notes and i’ll clean my (new) room every other week

1k notes and i’ll decorate my room with preparation

5k notes and i’ll and i’ll work harder on staying clean

i swear i had another one but that’s abt it for now

might edit later if i think of anything else

tags to start: @that-bisexual @bored-dromaeosaur @tameable50 @maryland-no-rabies @qu1nni3z-wr1d

[endless-ineffabilities]

Imagine Ewan getting down and dirty at his parents house late at night when everyone is sleeping. His family is in for the holidays and he just has this fantasy of doing it in the dining table and the next day he is just giggles during holiday dinner and his mom asks what is going on with you Ewan and he just giggles and shakes his head and reader kicks him under the table.

I need to go to church or some religious house

On the dining table?? Where meals are consumed????

You do need to go to some religious house (nice phrase btw lol) 😩😩😩😩😩

18+ (😶)

The Mitchell family's dining table proved to be sturdy indeed. Made of varnished oak, it was the most imposing piece of furniture in the entire house—spanning 7.5 feet lengthwise and seating 10 people at a time. Perfect for your boyfriend's extended family.

It barely creaked as Ewan's hips slammed into yours with a bruising, brutal pace that almost dragged the whimpers from your throat.

"Unnnhhh, shit," you whined helplessly, sounding every bit like the coquettish slut of a girlfriend who lets herself be fucked on the family's dining table.

When your head lolled to the side, eyes rolling to the back of your head, Ewan actually growled, "Eyes on me, love. Wanna see ya."

He had been extra demanding and needy lately. Surprising, given your domestic setup for the holidays. You thought he would be able to reign himself in around his family, but on the contrary, the boy's libido increased tenfold.

Touching you under the table. Taking you from behind in the shower, your breasts pushed up against the fogged-up glass. Eating you out on his childhood bed.

And for the winner, fucking you on the dining table.

Granted, it was 2 am and no one knew any better, the house a steady murmur of snores and sleeptalking—but still.

You arrived at your peaks almost in sync, biting down on each other's shoulders to keep from screaming. Errant streams of cum dripped from your pussy down onto the wood, giving it an added sheen.

You spent a good 20 minutes making sure that not a single trace of your bodily fluids were left on the surface.

The Mitchell family needed to be shielded from the knowledge that their golden boy had ravished his girlfriend into oblivion in the very spot where they shared their family dinners.

[daily-ethoslab]

Etho trying Chorus Fruit for the first time

[923] OH CRAP WHERE DID HE TELEPORT TO?

[patrothestupid]

Im a goat,

rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you rams you

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

Context for jayce icon war pls?

okay SO

Part 2 of Arcane season 2 drops

Jayce does something wrong (I don't even know what it is myself) and causes a lot of shit to happen

Fandom is divided among people that still like jayce or hate him now

People change their icons on tiktok

Jayce with red "no" sign over it -> hate/angry with jayce

Green check over jayce -> think he was right/he did nothing wrong

Yellow question mark over jayce -> unsure

However.

This turns very unserious very fast.

People start making countless variants. Some with pride flags. Some with "idk who this is". Some with jayvik mpreg

It gets chaotic.

Including my personal favorite

Even the official fucking league of legends account on tiktok joined in

This is the funniest shit that's ever happened on that goddamn app and the most I've laughed since the 5th

I finally started arcane after 2 years

Its peak

The end

[pseudophan]

Ok wait everyone’s talking about how the insane j2 stans are botting that poll and like i believe it but how is everyone so sure?? I haven’t seen anyone admit to it although it’s not like i follow any of those fans (im not even an spn fan). Anyway yeah you seem like you know so I thought I’d ask :)

it's a few different things, starting with just the fact that they are notoriously known for doing this with polls on here which made people pay close attention from the get-go, but also

- the numbers don't add up at all, the vast majority of blogs in the reblogs are calling on others to vote for phan but the gap keeps shrinking still. a few people have been monitoring it and j2 are getting way more votes than phan even in time periods where literally not a single j2 or even general supernatural blog has interacted with the post

- the poll has like 3000 more votes than the jedus vs mclennon one, despite that having hundreds more notes at this point. sure wonder why so many people are voting but not otherwise interacting with the post!

both of these could make sense if the j2 fandom were known for being a bit quiet and reserved and the type of people to vote in silence. but um. well

[annabelle--cane]

agents of the red cross are descending upon my blog to acquire my precious lifeblood

[cogmented]

Who’s your favorite person on Lifesteal smp, and who’s your favorite person to draw on Lifesteal?

this is a hard question because i hate them all. to draw probably this Thing

[theminecraftbee]

u ever think about what the fuck happened to xisuma in s8

all the fucking time, man. periodically i go "i should write that oneshot i've had in my head about that" and then i don't. i do have like at least two ficlets on the subject tho,

[lilislegacy]

I just finished wottg and RR has dumbed down percy soo much😭

i know 😭😭 and it makes NO sense because he’s written about percy’s intelligence so many times before. in the past, it’s been percy himself thinking he’s dumb and incapable, but even in his own pov there were characters who would outright call him smart and experienced. but now it seems like rick has changed it so that even all the other characters think he’s dumb and can’t do anything on his own?

it’s like rick thought “damn i made percy too good and i dont wanna stick to that” so now he’s trying to make percy seem less powerful, less capable, and less intelligent. we are quite literally watching percy’s character regress before our own eyes. and i don’t understand

like… you made him super overpowered. it’s too late. it’s done. you can’t take that back now by trying to make him into an idiot all of a sudden. instead, write about how percy’s power scares him. write about how it isolates him in ways. rick was really into something in heroes of olympus with how leo was all intimidated by him and there was tension between them because of it. why can’t we see that more??

[endless-ineffabilities]

OKAY YAY

What ab Ewan discovering that his gf wants to sit on his face but she’s shy ab it and then she gets to go for a riiiiiiiiiide

18+

It's never just a late afternoon nap with you two. It always, always turns into a romp in the sheets. Bellies full and bodies sludging in a state of food coma, you'd find your way into the bedroom on slow days. Limbs entangled, eyes fluttering shut, breathing slowly. Until his hand creeps up your shirt and begins flicking your nipple, squeezing at the mound of your breast. You'd look at him to find his eyes still closed, but there's that cheeky smirk that he can't hide. Well, might as well burn some pesky calories. But you can't do that lying still while he goes down on you, as he would position himself to do. He'd pull your shorts down, sliding them off your ankles, his warm breath against your core.

"Ewan?" — "Hmm?" — "I... oh, it's nothing." — "Not nothing. What is it, babe?" — "Can I... situnirface—'" — "What was that?" — "I want to try something." — "I'm game." — "I wanna... sit on your face?" — "Oh... Oh! Oh, fuck me, baby."

You'd move slowly, unsure. Afraid you'd be suffocating him, you try to shift your weight back, but he brings you closer. "Come here." The bridge of his nose lodges between your folds, his tongue darting out to taste the moisture seeping out of your core. "It might be too much on you." — "Baby, if you don't fuck my face right now, I will actually be upset with you, I swear."

[nikoniclove]

do you have any favorite jemily fanfics written by other ppl?

These are the ones I have bookmarked. They're not in any particular order within each section. All links go to Ao3. If the authors have tumblrs and you know them, use the comment section, and I'll update the post to reflect their accounts appropriately.

Happy Reading :)

JJ X Emily

Love Stings by Mathy37

You're Too Sweet For Me by midnight_melodies

Good Luck, Babe by midnight_melodies

Take My Hand and Show Me The Way - Part 1 by mjduncan

Take My Hand and Show Me The Way - Part 2 by mjduncan

Anytime, Anywhere by mjduncan

Lover, Undercover by mjduncan

Depression is a Metaphor by SloanGreyMercyDeath

The Real Deal by SloanGreyMercyDeath

Five Times Emily Prentiss Doesn't Know That JJ Is Her Girlfriend (And One Time She Does) by SloanGreyMercyDeath

Emily Prentiss Definitely Has Sex With Men by SloanGreyMercyDeath

Only Bought This Dress So You Could Take It Off by jenniferxprentiss

Beautiful to Me by Drumchik

Anything You Need by JustJasper

i get off by beware_of_you

Form 182 by ambiguousem

Breathe within me by anencore

Don't want to break it, just want it to bend by shipstershipsters

A Love Letter to You by theowlandthehorse

bad ideas by shipstershipsters

A Moment of Weakness by bri_sonat

after dark by itgivesme_you

Just A Habit by alexgified

I don't believe in god, but I believe that you're my saviour by ItsAva

JJ X Emily X Reader

Not Just Work Colleagues by SilkenObedience

Room 241 by mournful_shapes

Yes, Chief by midnight_melodies

Emily X Reader

Believing With All Your Heart by kaslea

When Green Turns Read by kaslea

Never Have I Ever by demonicbaby666