#'why do you follow a blog named willgrahamscock' FJDHDHAJAKLA

[a-pigeons-soliloquy]

Alternatively (or additionally) Hannibal finds himself getting very bored, so he sets up two blogs with opposing views on classical literature or true crime or something, spends a little while gaining a decent following on each, and then makes them fight

And for the first few hours or so, he has a great time watching people tear each other and the subject matter apart in the notes of his posts! Amidst the general widespread chaos (because this is of course Tumblr circa 2013) there are actually some surprisingly interesting viewpoints that pop up from time to time! He finds himself engaging in debate, laughing internally at some of the more wildly incorrect takes, making follow up posts that spur it all on-

-And then he starts receiving hate mail

Most people of course send these asks anonymously, but a daring few don't, and the next thing Hannibal knows his Rolodex is rapidly filling up with expensive little pieces of card with some of the most questionable and unhinged Tumblr usernames the website has ever seen written on them in fancy calligraphy

When the FBI searches his things in S3, there are... a lot of questions...

(What nobody but Chilton knows is that one of the aforementioned blogs with questionable usernames is in fact his)

Let's be honest Hannibal is 100% a Tumblr girlie. He'd be in the trenches with us. He'd be posting his art of Will's butt. He'd run a hate blog for Tattle Crime. He shares our madness.

One time he leaves the app open on his iPad when Will visits and because of course Will sits at Hannibal's desk sometimes like it's his own, Will discovers the madness. He just scrolls through the Murder Husbands and the Hannigram tags with an increasing look of surprise on his face, like a trainwreck he couldn't look away from.

After a few quiet moments, Will just looks up and goes:

"Why do you follow a blog named willgrahamscock."