#'whoever' i know exactly who it is

[sealeneee]

whoever makes the schedule is a fucking cunt

[cconfusedkat]

The wild differences between both shamuras of their different worlds is what gets me

The beta cuck lamb vs the "i dont know what the fuck is going on but BREASTS" goat /j

Something a bit Spicier under the cut regarding wilts (the shamura w/the veil) & goat ,,,

alternatively i wouldve drawn goat saying "your cock . My pussy . YOU DO THE MATH." But i didnt have energy to draw that LAMDOAKDKS a god of wisdom being in fact Very Unwise when it comes to thxir other world spider spouse's dick 🗿

[sarah-kings]

Me trying to find a good start to explain the story I've been writing for the past five years that mostly consists of G/t and is neither only focused on just one person, but on multiple who aren't even necessarily on one planet, having rich lore that goes back since the creation of time in the story, trying to figure out how to explain it to a friend like:

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

okay i haven't been saying anything about it because i wanted to draw something for it but i need to need to need to

professor hidgens from the guy who didn't like musicals looks like ford and i can't unsee it

[swordmaid]

my hag romance murder mystery au turning to magistrate astarion working with executor shri’iia we kind of like that development

[starleska]

Your taste in men is strange and unusual in a way that I can only have the utmost respect for. I also. don't remember following you but I'm no quitter

bahahahaha THANK YOU

what a tremendous compliment!! it's much appreciated - that's exactly the kind of spirit i hope to cultivate here 😉 i can't imagine following just for a specific fandom or character and then not wanting to stick around to see who gets a person next...!!!! don't worry, no one ever follows me on purpose. i'm like a Tumblr Sexymen SCP. i infiltrate your dash with promises of thirsting for a Grade A Freak, and you wake up ten days later, covered in blood and clutching scraps of thirsty x Reader imagines 😳

[paul-simon-juggling]

🍃 Spot the difference 🍂

[toruq]

I feel like every time sso writes Anne’s dialogue they have to make her say some cheesy thing about how shes ready to move on.(first problem u don’t just move on from trauma it always remains part of you).. right after showing her ‘moving on’ (ex training a horsey!) and give her bits to say about her ‘moving on’ (ex photoshoots with derek!) but her long insightful bs always ends in the same shit about how she wants to rid of her bitterness and realize her own inner beauty or something like that and i’m kinda like Ok well you’re doing that already  girl. I wanna see her fuck up and then say these things, like “damn, i totally blew up at linda just then. Mc, i really want to be a better friend” rather than “man, look at all my recent accomplishments. I regret everythign I did in the past and i want to be a better person.” I personally think it more sends this message of a kind of toxic positivity that either ignores completely or hyperbolizes all wrongdoings and creates more self-pity than real optimism. even tho i think it’s sso’s weird form of redundant teaching for little kids to gain self confidence. 

[moe-broey]

Something I really wish new parents would understand (and parents in general, but I find it especially egregiously egotistical coming from parents whose oldest is like. Still in diapers) is that -- honestly, it really does not matter how you raise your kid. You can encase them in gender roles and take them to church every Sunday before they can even talk, you could pray with them every night as you tuck them in. You have influence, but you lack God's power to dictate a preordained fate. The arrogance, to think that you could. If I didn't find it so sickeningly revolting, I would laugh. You're vain, you're vapid, you're small-minded and naive. Do you REALLY think, You, of ALL people, are gonna be the one who "does it right"? That I, an entire human being standing before you, am simply a reflection of my parents' failures? Society's failures? My own failures? That so many like me, all that are like me, are a result of Somebody's failing? And thusly, you think you're Better than that, right. You're holier-than-thou, quite literally. You know, completely neglecting to consider that there are many who came before you, with your exact attitude, who attempted to do the very same thing. Neglecting to mention or even acknowledge, those were the arms that held Me. That I stand here, before you, as proof that shit does not fucking work. Oh, but I must be the result of SOMEBODY'S failure. Otherwise, your worst fears may just come true. And boy, I sure hope they fucking do. But hey, maybe you'll "get lucky", and be able to assign that to your OWN doing and not just. Chance. A high chance, if we're honest, but the way you're shitting your pants like your itty bitty toddler in diappies over it you'd think that, like. Well, you already think there's some sort of conspiracy to be so real, and I really don't know what to tell you. Beyond the fact that you're just so fucking stupid and I hate you viscerally, personally. Heal your heart or accept the possibility that your kid will speak to you as little as humanly possible when they're older.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

among the boundless billions zaniness like laugh track as it definitely has that moment of expressing "rolling my eyes as The Left makes a kerfuffle of Acting like they have a stance as a veneer over the true belief that [xyz] is cool & chill actually" like what, approximate 0.000% chance wendy isn't, as usual, given the Objective Stance of "yeah yeah ohh we are cancelling involved parties talking about how we Don't watch this But. we all love this damn epic movie & already have it memorized so shut the fuck up, kids today" like. don't wanna really delve into how much billions thinks taylor or anyone is "really" trans / nonbinary like not too much benefit of the doubt in this material including what does provide info abt that specifically

& the general like [head in hands. what do you think any of this could possibly be about (you're the one that made your show at all about Power)] of "yes, it's bad/wrong to be someone that someone has done something to / victim of something" like that to be anti misogyny All Women Must Be Epic Winners b/c there's something to be proved: that they don't Deserve to be victims (of misogyny), not taken as a Given. while when we see some epic winner men stepping on other men (who need not all be guaranteed Winners so as to say misogyny is wrong), that's often Good, well beyond any assumption that various forms of basic disrespect / violation / patterns of emergent/entrenched power difference as Bad (for being things done to people, not for there being people they're being done to), & generally billions has to take an extra step when ppl get shitted on & tell us the Specific Cases when it was undeserved actually & someone was being mean to a specific person who didn't deserve that. & the specific cases when hey guess it wasn't that bad(tm) or when hey It's Okay that you're someone something was done to, in this case. & tell us what we were supposed to know all along like when someone who something was being done to (wrong Of Them, whether b/c they inherently deserve it no matter what, &/or b/c they failed to be someone who could make it Impossible to do anything to them, which, how do you do that besides being The Authority / Superior yourself, exactly? nonrhetorically? what if the in group vs out group / fascism / authoritarianism protected Me?) was actually being treated Too Well b/c ah well the abuse meant you were getting any attention, maybe it meant you were claimed as any superior's property, maybe it meant you weren't Already disposed of, as all Losers were in the end, You're Welcome.

obviously referring to winston where it's spelled out all the abuse towards him was deserved, & More than he deserved in the case of rian having more access & taking advantage of that, all for billions' enjoying its own sendoff there of, again, maximizing violation & violence short of [real violence is physical & leaves bruises / draws blood / Literally kills] which would be distasteful in general But doesn't it make wags look like the winner & winston the loser is that the former's completely unrelated completely impersonal ego blow gets way amplified taken out on winston, the most vulnerable recurring character when spyros as [first & ultimate Everyone Hates Him role] is more entrenched in there & billions still magnanimously pities tuk, as it does winston too, just not quite as much. again that like completely surface level realized power fantasy of forcing the mirror up to the Inferior so they're like nooo my inferiorityyyy & in doing so like, the projection in that lmao, we get it re: the valuing of & need(tm) for such Power Tripping & Reaffirming My Superiority & My Ego Restored; Everyone Claps like good god. & then for all ben & tuk are the slightly softer Two Too Nice Boys duo to the rian & winston quant duo, also like too nice i guess but not as much, ben is in charge of tuk but Any instance of rian being in charge of winston outstrips them in that "yay interpersonal abuse" dynamic, like then in the end billions may be like "yeah it's possible to be mean to them unlike how being mean to winston is actually Nice b/c he deserves everything he gets, we only vicariously enjoy it vs Feeling Bad for tuk & ben sometimes (still magnanimously & it's Not That Bad / just goofin)" like ben & tuk still Fail by not being people it's impossible to do anything to. & not Exceptions who anyone is really being Too Mean to. like if they were women, in which case, no problem surely with a "positive" kind of victim blaming where there is something Inherent that Will be victimized so hey how about to cancel that out there's this special Paternal Protection you Need always, Or Else? :) but instead they are men who are asian & is ben gay & w/tuk & winston nobody mentions glasses or fatness but billions doesn't really do much or very in depth textual mentioning of Anything, even w/nonzero mention that there may be gender & race in this world. a gay man, once. no disability. we just Know who are the inferiors who deserve it when they're treated inferiorly, or if they don't, they start deserving it when they fail to stop/avoid it, but if you start mentioning the factors behind who we all totally agree is inferior like whoa nobody was Saying any of that? being the real agent of oppression on the basis of the factors only You spelled out, much? nonbinary? i never say anything about the Gender Binary when i'm subscribing to it, sounds like You've created & enforced it. obfuscation & deflection onto [so Just Normal nobody has to label, explain, or argue it] couldn't serve a purpose & protect the existing power differences as they are. maybe You're the problem? perhaps you brought it upon yourself & now you're causing too much trouble standing up for yourself while everyone else's criticism is laser focused on you as the prior & continuing negative actions done to you are taken as a given / unquestioned / covertly protected to overtly encouraged?

anyway so wild if the Completely Normal(tm) Victim Blaming is uncritically recreated & oft embraced for "if you're watching this & don't wish you were axe / find him appealing" [billions as a sequence of vicarious power trips] purposes in this series....but a bit wild considering like this is your multiseason show that wasn't just purporting to be those power trips for [enough demographic & apparently specific personal tastes overlap w/creators] & was at all purporting to question the matters of power at play in the material, or yknow, at least to not be completely superficial material while said material is textually & thematically all about power difference being leveraged, how, the consequences, & so on. thus i will have to intermittently talk about it forever like this like lord unbelievable. & the funny little & sometimes less funny less little characters it has trapped in there so that those of us who were never meant to be in the audience can be cursed with this knowledge. like i have some feedback. "imagine not victim blaming" & "imagine adjusting your perspective can go beyond superficial layers added to politely defer to some other ppl while they're present but really like cmon do they deserve that. am i not just saying what we're allll thinking"

[reikunrei]

hi what if i wrote an itty bitty creelarke porn because i can. stuck on the idea of henry burning out light bulbs when scott gets him going just right

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“Fuck, Scott.”

Scott curls his fingers, deep and menacing - and just a tad cheeky - up into his lover.  His other hand rests firmly against Henry’s hip, mere inches from where he’s aching for it - dripping for it, actually.  Scott can feel the angry heat of Henry’s cock ghosting against his knuckles, but he won’t touch him yet.  He can’t.  That was their plan.

“Too much?” Scott asks as he eases up on his prostate.  He gets the desired reaction: a high, keening whine hissing out from between Henry’s teeth.

“Don’t you dare.”

Scott chuckles, so warm that it makes Henry embarrassed when his dick twitches at the sound.

“Alright, alright.  Don’t get snappy,” he says lightly, so casual that you wouldn’t think he’s had Henry strung out for the last half hour on nothing but two of his fingers up his ass.  “I’m impressed you’ve held out this long.”

It’s probably meant as a genuine compliment, but Henry still grumbles at him for it and the implication that Scott thought he’d be jizzing his brains out in two minutes, tops.

If Henry’s being honest with himself, he’s a little impressed, too.  But he’s too hazy right now to be anything other than a little peeved and deliriously turned on.  Scott rolls his hand against his ass, his fingers pressing so close but not quite at the spot that makes his whole body feel like it’s full of dancing stars.  He chases Scott’s fingertips, twitching his hips to get them where he wants them, but Scott’s other hand merely gives his hip a gentle press back into the mattress.  The bedside lamp flickers as Henry lets out a grumbling whine that’s awful close to begging.

“That’s it,” Scott praises, and Henry sighs around a full-body shiver.  “You’re doing good, Hen.  So good...”

The lamp flutters again, Henry’s breath hitching in his chest as Scott crooks his fingers and presses right into his prostate.  He’s not teasing anymore, either.  He rubs his fingertips in little circles and doesn’t stop, doesn’t slow, and doesn’t give any warning when he pauses just long enough to pull back and ease a third finger inside of him.

The added stretch, though slight, is enough to have Henry gasping for air.  The lamp, once twinkling like a bulb loose in its socket, instead flashes harshly three times.

“Sco-ott,” he moans, warbled and completely embarrassing, but fuck it, he doesn’t care when Scott thrusts all three digits inside of him and paints a figure-eight across insides.  His eyes cross as he squeezes them shut, fooled into thinking that it’ll make the pleasure less overwhelming.

“That’s it, Hen...” Scott soothes, and it’s only when he bends over to press a tender kiss to his upper lip that Henry realizes he’s bleeding.  He tastes it, warm and metallic, when he opens his mouth for Scott’s tongue to join his.  He briefly thinks about the blood getting in Scott’s mustache, how it’ll be a pain to get out, but then all thoughts are abruptly wiped from his mind as Scott’s fingers press, sharp and unforgiving, right against his prostate.

“That- Scott-!”

Those stars are back, lighting up bright and overwhelming just beneath his skin.  They spark and dance around the room, flashing above his eyelids that are squeezed shut tight - though perhaps that’s the lamp going haywire next to his head.  Scott stops kissing him and nudges his cheek with his nose, asking for him to open his eyes, and who is he to deny the wishes of his lover?

Henry slowly, carefully, peeks one eye open.  As silly as it sounds, he’s worried that the moment he lays his eyes on Scott, he’ll come totally undone.  He wants to come so bad, but he also wants to revel in this moment, here and now, with Scott.  There’s been many before, and more are still to come, but he wants to commit each and every one to memory.

Scott does, in fact, have blood all over his mustache and upper lip.  A thin swipe even trails down onto his chin, and Henry thinks it actually looks quite sexy.  His dick drips thick gobs of precome onto his stomach.  The light flashes beside them, casting them both in soft, shuttering shadows.  Henry’s whole head feels full of cotton.  He’s gonna sleep well after this.

“You look beautiful,” Scott murmurs, and he smiles that goofy, lopsided smile of his, and it goes right to Henry’s heart and all the way down to his dick.

“Fuck,” he gasps, and then Scott’s mouth latches onto his throat and his fingers press relentlessly into his sweet spot.  The light bulb buzzes loudly as it blooms bright, and crackles as the filament snaps alongside the intense coiling heat in Henry’s belly.

His orgasm crests and crashes over him as Scott’s voice murmurs sweet nothings against the base of his jaw, praising him for doing so good, for lasting as long as he did, for humoring his hypothesis about how much it would take for Henry to burn out a light bulb from his pleasure alone.

Henry snorts, breaking into a cheek-splitting smile.  This is a scientist he’ll never tire from experimenting with.

[mishkakagehishka]

Hmm. Okay, one last word on the drama, sorry again, I'd also very much love to just put it all behind us. But the person I'm suspecting is blaming me for shittalking to my followers, so just in case anyone who follows me is sending them mean shit, let's not do that??? There's no point in it, even if you suspect someone, even if it's the same person i suspect, don't just accuse folks with no evidence. You can keep your distance from someone you consider suspicious (blocking is your friend), but don't stir the pot further. I want this to be over with already.

[carbonateddelusion]

"I could fix him" buddy. you have no idea what you're in for. have fun with 2 years of having to convince him that nobody's watching him from outside and many more years of nightmares and being touch-averse

[monsterbisexual]

if i call in sick to work i shld tell them im having symptoms of emotional turmoil, physical agony n excessive bleedinfg so im gonna stay home bye

[cattoru]

knew this shit was sad but nobody told me it was going to be this fucking sad