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iamthescalesofjustice · 1 year ago

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its so funny how jorah thinks he can just get a pardon from someone sitting the iron throne and go home again, like they wouldnt beat his ass black and blue and drag him before whoever the current stark in winterfell is for execution if they saw him again.

and thats if they felt like going to the effort and wanted to avoid kinslaying. is it kinslaying to row a boat out to the frozen shore and leave a man there unarmed? given the school of thought that produces 'well drowning a man doesnt draw his blood so its fine', im gonna go with probably not.

#also side note i do think after he initially fled the country in the scandal of the decade barbrey's commentary on it was #'well what do you expect? it was a scam for the hightowers to try to get their hands on longclaw anyway' possibly with a side of #'serenei of lys was a secret hightower you know' and maybe even something about the new gift undermining the north #i really want this bitch to be psychically plugged in to the best and worst of the fandoms theoryposting bc its funny to me #barbrey dustin would reverse engineer r+l=j just by having a harsh opinion of everyone involved and being a natural conspiracy theorist #domeric didnt get the lowkey levels of lead poisoning most people in their world have only bc the doran martell saturnine gout post came to #barbrey in a dream and she then threw out all her makeup and pewter dishware and raised him to avoid tomatoes and strongwine #which roose allowed/supported solely bc hes into that alternative medicine shit

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