#'wah there's nothing to do' false there's the game we've been playing the new game we bought a while ago and you never touched theres craft
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google search how to tell my wife I'm sick of her extreme emotional crashes every time we go broke due to poor emotional regulation skills and that she needs to get better at Being Poor if she wants any chance of relief or to not drive me insane within a year
#Oliver speaking#maybe I'm just an emotionless task-fulfilling void but I've been poor most of my life and so has she so why is she so mf bad at it#babygirl the reason you get sad about your coin collection is bc you only look at it when we're broke and run out of weed :)#literally you have to put effort into taking care of urself sorry to burst your fucking bubble lmao but you're literally older than us why#is it our responsibility to emotionally regulate you for periods of time that you have endured since you were a child#literally all it takes is finding stuff to do#'wah there's nothing to do' false there's the game we've been playing the new game we bought a while ago and you never touched theres craft#projects like embroidery and leatherworking theres things you could be doing to improve our daily lives like fixing the damn table#or calling in a maintenance request for the fucked up bathroom ceiling or spreading roach killer or cleaning the apartment or reading the#multiple unread books in your collection and the other game you play and and and AND AND AND#THERE IS STUFF TO DO YOURE JUST BEING A BIG BABY ABOUT IT NOT BEING ~EXACTLY~ WHAT YOU WANT TO DO#BALLS UP IM BEGGING YOU#LITERALLY JUST BALLS THE FUCK UP IT AINT THAT HARD#'wah I can't eat Taco Bell for every meal and smoke weed 24/7' SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOWER YOUR DRUG TOLERANCE THATS A BIG GODDAMN EXPENSE#WE'D HAVE MORE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE INCLUDING FUCKING L A U N D R Y IF YOU WERENT SMOKING A GRAM OF DABS A DAY BY YOURSELF#LITERALLY JUST GET YR SHIT TOGETHER AND ACT LIKE AN ADULT
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