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icarusredwings · 1 month ago

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This is so accurate I can't.

I love casual wade always looking like he should NOT be near the childrens park but infact he himself is swinging and looking out for ALL those kids, being sure that they're going with their parents and keeping them out of the road.

Bro has gotten slapped with a purse a few times for keeping little suzie out of the fucking freeway. Ussually ends with him insulting the mother and waving "Bye Suzie!! Stop trying to kill yourself! Next time next week? God... why are toddlers so suicidal... Heh. Same."

And logan just slaps him upside the head.

"Shut up."

#god hes such a good dad but man is he TERRIBLE #hes the type of dad that would forget to pick up ellie from soccer and show up 3 hours later #or the type to literally kill his middle grade daughters “boyfriend”#tie him up and scare the shit out of him at the very least like the first movie pizza boy #rolls up to the school with the most inappropriate song playing on blast. 'Ells!! get in the car! I forgot your car seat!'#poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #eleanor camacho #deadpools daughter #'wade you cant give her Sprinkles for breakfast'#'youre just jealous im the FUN dad'#he says knowing damn well Ellies gonna get cavities #wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson

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