#'this way youll be a real bitch :>`

[dewgongs]

ha

[floorpancakes]

i keep running into people in my fandom circles being elitist pieces of shit conflating popular=bad or 'i saw a teenager like it once so it and everyone into it are all awful uneducated assholes' with feigned moral superiority and it's pissing me off bad. if you want to be a hater at least be honest about it. stop pretending like you care about people's media consumption habits when you actually just want to hate anything you don't know and make yourself look better than everyone else. especially if you only start making these assumptions and comments the moment a piece of media blows up in popularity and you thought it was cool or left it alone before. this shit can have serious consequences but mostly I'm just sick of seeing it hate ethically please. and not in a 'im claiming my taste in media is ethically superior and everything else is for snivelling uneducated heathens and probably has bad rep in it or something and isn't a classic™ as deemed by the fandom elders so it's probably vapid and worthless and has something wrong with it and everyone that likes it is bad' way

[mefilas]

no one talk to me for 100000 years over this episode.

[bigwishes]

Pretty Boy's Mistake

Kye was you average university athlete, mainly there to get a degree a generic sports degree to get a job as a personal trainer in the high end gyms, he rarely went to his lecture but always got outstanding grades. It wasn't that he wasn't passionate about sports or health, in fact he had taught himself pretty much everything the university had to offer before he had even gotten there. He was only there for a piece of paper. He spent most of his time in the gym, lifting weights whilst also training some guys on the side for some cash in hand work but he always made sure to put his own workouts first. His body was almost perfect and he loved every inch of it.

Although he wished he could be bigger. He saw some of the guys in the gym, how their tank tops looked like they could burst at any moment. One time he even saw a guys tank split because of an insane chest pump. He loved huge guys, wanted to be fucking huge like them. He would picture his gym crush and how his entire car would bounce and wobble when he squeezed his massive frame inside, he wanted a guy like that in his bed, he wanted to be bigger than that but a body like that would probably take him another 15 years to build and he wanted to enjoy and flaunt that size before he left uni.

Kye was in the gym when he saw a huge lumbering giant walk in. The man looked like a superhero right out of a comic and something possessed Kye out of no where. He followed the huge meathead to the locker room.

Kye stood there seeing the giant block almost all the lockers on a wall his back was so wide and Kye got nervous, a lump formed in his throat and he spat out what he had to say.

"so...how do I get as big as you bro"

the massive dude turned around looking around the locker room checking to see if he was talking to someone else, he let out a thunderous chuckle.

"you talkin to me pretty boy?"

Kye grew red in the face "y-yeah man, look I been lifting for a few years and I really wanna get fucking huge like you man"

"aaa just keep at it guy, youll be massive like mean real soon"

"how old are you?"

"Im 22 bro"

"22!" Kye yelled "bro im almost 23 how the fuck you get so big man, you gotta tell me your secret"

"hmmm, look, you're kinda cute bro so, I'll let you in on a little secret, for a trade of course"

"Anything man, anything, Ive tried everything I know with diet and routine and I'm just not swelling up like other guys are"

"I'll give you my secret if you tell me why you wanna be so big, annnnd, for a date" the large man raise his eyebrow and walked closer to Kye.

Kye's heart started pounded as he imagined what it'd be like to have his skull crushed by the giant bodybuilder's monstrous thighs

"o-okay, ummm, phew, is it hot in here?" kye tripped and stumbled over his words like it was his first time ever talking to a guy.

"so, why you wanna be big pretty boy?"

Suddenly the man had is arms leaning on the doorframe behind Kye forming an arch over him looking down at him.

"eer, well, I-I like size and, I like guys with size and I wanna be big y-ya know" Kye tried to avoid eye contact as the massive brute leaned in

"So you like big guys hey? why don't you keep your lil jock bod, let a mountain like myself have fun with you"

"Because I ain't no bodies bottom bitch, believe me man, if I was as big as you, I'd of already throw you against the wall and you'd be beggin for it"

The massive meat head in front of him bit his lip

"so you promise, once you're as big as me you'll be tossing me around?"

Kye smirked trying to keep up the confident façade

"yeah bro, but gotta warn you, I'm already a catch, once guys see me with arms tearing out of my shirt and my huge muscled fat ass squeezed into tight gym shorts you'll probably have some competition"

"oh I like a cocky meathead"

the man turned around walking back to his gym bag pulling out a small vial of orange fluid, he handed it to kye

"I'm Jason by the way"

"What is this?"

"My secret mixture, drink it man, it'll make you real big...and give you that fat juicy ass you want"

Kye instantly downed the drink and gave Jason a wink.

"Alright, Im gonna go workout man"

"See you tomorrow pretty boy" Jason laughed as Kye walked out.

Kye was stepping into his car, having to stop to catch his breath, he worked harder than he ever had. He knew the vitamin shot he was given wasn't going to do anything but it was at least energising. Kye felt a strange tingling, as the veins on his pelvis swelled with blood pumping downwards. Kye gritted his teeth feeling like he was about to get hard and suddenly he watched as his package swelled and doubled in size in his pants.

Kye jumped in his car feeling his thighs and arms swell. Like his pump was subsiding but his muscles weren't shrinking down to normal size.

He drove home, gritting his teeth and occasionally grunting the entire way.

Kye stepping of of his car feeling his shirt tight around his chest and arms. He let out a tired sigh feeling strange and walked inside. Kye saw himself in the mirror, his shirt tightly pulled across body. He pulled off his shirt seeing his abs slightly stretched out, rubbing his stomach watches his package swell again.

UUUUUGGGGhhhhhh He groaned.

"W-what the fuck is going on"

Kye watches as his bulge swelled outwards in his pants straining against the fabric, as his stomach swelled outwards with it.

"W-WHAT THE FUCK MY, MY ABS"

Kye grabbed his stomach feeling it strain

UUUUUUUGGGGHHHH-UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP

Kye let out a painful groan that turned into a belch as tears started to form in his eyes, his perfect 6 pack was gone swelled out like he had been bulking all year round.

Kye couldn't hold back the belches escaping his mouth and with each on his body changed. His arms swelled bigger, his thighs swells bigger.

He watched helplessly in the mirror unable to stop the changes, no matter how hard he pushed his stomach trying to get it to shrink the only thing he managed to do was push out another belch. Kye mercilessly began scratching at his jaw and neck feeling an annoying itch take over. He was too busy watching as his body swelled up to notice the changes in his face. Kye finally looked up from his bloated stomach to see himself, hairy, big and bulky.

"WHAT THE FUCK, I" Kye pinched the side of his waist in disbelief

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP

Kye's massive meaty hand felt is muscled gut vibrate as he belched. Feeling a surge of change again, but he didn't see himself get any bigger in the mirror, he heard a slight ripping noise and looked around. Turning to the side he saw the fabric of his gym shorts tight, torn and ripped over his massive muscular ass. His face turned bright red.

"Oh god..I'm...uuggh I'm like a fat bear"

Kye's stomach grumbled and he made his way to the kitchen poking and patting his gut hoping by some mirecal it would shrink and turn back into a six pack.

Kye sat in the gym locker room trying to hide his new burly body under bagging clothing. Embarrassed and hoping Jason would walk in at any moment. After about an hour Jason walked in.

"H-Hey Jason"

"Oh hey Pretty Boy, hows it feel bein big"

"I" Kye couldn't even finish his sentence before letting out a monstrous belch

"I didn't ask for this"

"yeah you did bro, you wanted to be big"

"AND NOW LOOK AT THIS, WHERE ARE MY ABS IM TUBBY" Kye lifted his shirt and poked at the muscled slab

"Man you aint tubby, you bulky, thick muscle"

"But I wanted my abs bro, I wanted to look like some pro bodybuilder not like some kinda burping werewolf"

Kye rubbed his gut cocking his mouth open belching causing Jason to laugh. Kye's face turned bright red

"Dude stop laughing and fucking do something, uuuggghhh"

"alright bro, quit the complaining I might have something for you"

"Anything is better than this man"

Jason handed Kye a vial filled with bright pink liquid

UUUURpp "so, this'll fix me?"

"Oh man, it'll give you the perfect body"

Kye looked at it suspiciously feeling the concrete wall he had for a stomach. He closed his eyes and downed, a few moments passed and Kye didn't feel much different, when suddenly the familiar sensation rose up from his gut to his throat.

UUUUUHHGG-UUUUUURRRRRPPPP

Kye's eyes widen and his face turned white

"WHA-UUUUUURRRPPPP DID-UUUUURRRRRRPP YOU GIV- UUUURRRPP ME?!"

Kye tried to speak more but he struggled to form a full sentence from his constant belching

"Looking good man" Jason laughed

Kye, felt is rock hard bloated gut and heard the sound of tearing fabric as his muscles bulged out of his shit, soon he was left standing there in the gym locker room in nothing but his underwear.

Kye looked at himself in the mirror disappointed by his huge muscle gut, he cocked his mouth open and belched.

Jason let out a booming laugh "bro you look like you take roids and smash 6 protein shakes hourly"

"bro why'd you do this" Kye sheepishly asked

"because you wanted to me big"

"then why not make me like you, why give me this huge gu-UUUUURRP"

"Coz you were cocky, and I find it hot when cocky guys get taken down a peg"

"oh" kye smiled "so now you've gotten you kick I can go back right?"

"nah, you were a pretty boy jock, now you can enjoy being a bulky cunt"

Kye went to walk away from the mirror, hearing his underwear start to rip around is massive muscled ass. That'll teach him to take stuff from strangers in the locker room.

[blue-reimu]

my partner is dying

stage 3 lung cancer

not really sure where im going to go from here

not sure how much time i even have left

theres a lot of things i wanted to do with them and vice versa, some definitely wont happen now and others im just trying my best to have happen now in the ttime we still have together

theyre probably singlehandedly the most important person ive ever had in my life. finally gave me some direction to go with this honestly fuckass shitty little life ive been leading. used to talk to me about somewhere down the line moving in together and getting married when we're older and stuff

being totally honest, having tried as hard as i have to be happy, having finally felt like i was somewhere i wanted to be when they came into my life only for this to happen, im not sure what the point is gonna be once theyre dead

not sure what im gonna do

im just doing everything i can for them, no matter what it is, until the end comes

i hate this fucking planet

i dont know if i ever talk about whats actually happening in my personal life on this account but im not doing well

[austinsastrology8991]

> Astr0 H0uSE CHeAT ShEeET< How to hack your house system(s)

HOUSE 1 - this house is the basic bitch you. YOu present yourself this way, you appear this way, but it is the superficial you, and its good to remember this otherwise you can get lose in the image you have cultivated for yoself. but images are incrediblty powerful, and we all succumb to the belief that we are who we are, because others say we are. and well we are but we are much more. so yes you look ugly or pretty, but its got very little to do with your life, yes people get pretty privilege and others get ugly disadvantage, but you have so much more power than how others/ yourself perceive you. HOUSE 2 - this house is where you find stability, its how you structure your life, also how your body be doin. This house is where you protect yourself what you like to built from and upon. Use this house as a form of stability, if your life is unstable this house is a big apart of why. also you want to make some money? or develop some self esteem? look here planets here are huge part of how this can be achievable. also its a grower not a shower so treat these planets with care and thatll like turn them on or something idk HOUSE 3 - this is whst you research or what you love to learn, what you know well but are always sippin the tea of information, the elixir or knowledge or suckin the apple juice or whatever bullshit analogy you believe in, this is what you understand so well, but are lowkjey insecure because you think you should know more given how much researcgh youve done, but reality is you done so much work in comparison to most others youll be fine just chill those nerves take a xanny bro. but dont forget what you know just because someone introduced a new idea to your head, always incorporate new information and filter out the parts that dont serve. thats how you maximise intelligence, get reading, and get writing, you cant just do one, your limiting your brain.

HOUSE 4 - This is actually the real you, the you to the core. This is how you were raised and that can be hard to hear but its true. LOok everyones childhood was kinda fucky, and thats why everyones a fucky fucker, so stop hiding the real you let it out, the more you repress this the more it shows how insecure you are, stop hiding or somoene will break downt those walls whether you like it or not. so you may as well be the one in charge of your own vulnerability, than giving someone else the gift of being the one to crack you open like some kinda egg. but dont show this part of you too much otherwise you scrambled your own eggs, and your ruining ya yolk. so balance goes a long way. too many people hide, and too many people are whiners. some figured it out, but the ones that do cant be bothered being a daddy. you shouldve grown up by now so get goin. HOUSE 5 - this is where you thrive, your talents, your shining light from jesus's holy bleeding nipples. Lawd thank you for your beautiful lamb and letting us torture him amen. okay sorry for ruining your favourte shrine. well anyway this is the house of creativity, and where you shine and become a beacon of hope; pretty special stuff if you got a planet here. but temper yourself because the more you shine the more energy you attracting, so jsut make sure you can fit all that food in yo mouth. also this is where you find fun and enjoyment outta life. stop acting like you dont like the attention HOUSE 6 - this is where you get shit done, where you find results. also how life throws some bullshit at you, because it wants you to figure it out, this is your job. your job isnt real, but the planets here are your fr job. also anything here affects your health, because once again its what life throws at you, and if life throwing something at yo body, your body gonna obsorb that shit into a wound, and now guess what your not gonna rely on your doctor to figure out an illness that could result in your death, so now your doing your doctors job too. hey but dont freak out, calm them nerves down. because the more you exacerbate the bigger the problem is in your mind, and the body still broken lol. figure it out, dont stress otherwise your truly fucked.

HOUSE 7 - your projections in the world, what you want to be but aint, but to others they think you are this. but its because your so full of shit you just chucked this energy onto the other person, and youve confused them so much now they believe this energy is you, but your just a retard that doesnt know how to communicate or relate to people properly. Also you attracted to people like this, and well they like you too, probably because you tried so hard to get their attention lmao, and everyone likes to be fawned over. HOUSE 8 - this is how you fuck people. and i mean that in every sense of the word. how you kill, how you eat the other, you do it using this house and what sits on its penis. nah but fr you gotta expect some fuck around when i talk about this house because this is legit how you take from others, and people are afraid of this energy because they are entranced. It for real feels liek your a big ass spider, wrapping up them bugs and yall just about to eat them. and when you think about it the spider wraps up their prey in their little web jizz and the bug can just smell it all over them, then they get eaten. perfect analogy dont even question me im a professional. HOUSE 9 - travelling the world to learn more and expand the mind. is what this about i guess. I mean this is meant to be the most expansive house because of its focus on travelling and discovery. anything here feels like its been around the world, and it now feels compelled to teach others what it learnt. but how hard is it to listen to a teacher. i mean most of the time people dont know how to educate each other without it being boring, so if you got planets here im telling you. no one gives a fuck unless you learn how to be interesting, i dont care what you know your patronizing me and you gotta learn what the audience wants, we know what you want, but now you have to compromise a little to help us learn.

HOUSE 10 - this is how your viewed, where people are inspired about you, and how your seen in career. so this is where you must learn mastery, otherwise youll look incredibly foolish, because you own this energy in the political sphere, you must learn to master it otherwise your looked at with very little respect. gaining respect is not as difficult or as easy as people seem to imagine. its a slow process which it usually comes from patience and perseverence. also the art of deduction. you need to learn when to put yourself foward and when to fall back. if you do too much of either your a fuckhead and people wont respect you. so if you want to be viewed highly (this is the house of how your viewed) then use discrepancy of the energies you have here. a leader knows when to strike, and when to chill out. as long as they win who gives a fuck.

HOUSE 11 -Social presence. whatever is here is how you affect the public/ people around you. whether your aware of it or not your very influential if you have something here. and whatever planet is present is how you influence others. so be more consciounse of how you impact those around you. because if your not aware youlll still get blamed for it, because you caused the butterfly effect of the chain reactions of fuckery. you can avoid all responsibility as much as you like, but the reality is, you can influnce people and you should do a better job otherwise incur the karma. HOUSE 12 - this is where you feel trapped. this is where your spiritually suffocated/ tested, whatever is here is being warped by the power of the unseen/ abilities of the mind. and if you misuse that (and most do) you'll be stuck in a cage of constant fear and bullshit. its not real whatever youve imagined. its as real as you make it. so to me if you just learn to manifest something more positive could be very helpful, especially since this is the manifestation house, if your not using it to create good manifestations well youll accidentally manifest accidents, and you'll blame everything but yourself but it literally was you. you cant blame anything else for your life because its your own.

[real-total-drama-takes]

luke wont respond to any of my texts but now that i know hes checking the blog hopefully hell see this: no YOU needed to communicate with me better that you didnt like me watching total drama because how was i supposed to know??? and honestly, duncney or courtney wouldve been a WAY better name than what you wanted to name her luke. we are NOT naming this kid gretchen????? i dont even know why you thought of that.

luke fucking unblock me and talk to me face to face you asshole. you sent that anonymous confession about me as if im slandering you when youre the one calling me some psycho bitch behind my back. at least people on the takes blog listen to me because you play fortnite and watch youtube shorts and fart all day like some manchild. and since you know you wanna air out all my dirty laundry, this blog should know im the one always doing all your laundry and everything at home since men apparently dont even know what hygeine is. and thanks to my friend defending me on here, youre a real one pookie.

to make a long story short, since i know youll see this luke, the abortion is scheduled for september 11. im done. maybe hopefully i can move on with my life and finally work on my duncney fanfic after this.

[that-one-kiddo-in-the-back]

If you dont understand why joon is a transphobic piece of shit then I will call you a sir everyday and take away your trans rights you bitch! youll never have a vagina and you need to fucking support lily you fucking redneck dude beer belly dad! fuck you and leave her alone! SIR SIR SIR SIR, YOUR NOT A MAM YOUR An SIR FUCK YOU!

There's no way you're a real person. 🤣🤣🤣

Oh my God, you really showed me I'll go give Lily my life savings right a way.

[meatcute]

what gets me about "vote blue" white bitches is that they consider themselves so divorced from everything that happens to the poc whose lives are affected by the state, that they think caring about them is pure altruism - i care about this bc its terrible that they suffer, or, i dont care about this bc its about my own safety. when actually, i look at you like you might look at maga gays. like, look at me, kamala is law enforcement. she has a long history of incarcerating people including trans people. she is one of the players of the presidential administration which is facilitating genocide as you read this. if she and her team can find reasons to do this to brown and black people, they WILL find a way to do this to you, too. so even in the pure interest of selfishness, self preservation, you do have to care about the rights of people besides yourself. your whiteness is not gonna fucking exempt you in the day there are no targets of color left. youll have no allies because you let them die, and the people youll turn to for help will treat you like you treat us now. so get real, stop bullshutting yourself, and stop bullshitting the poc who are getting fucked by the blue biden admin right now.

[a-very-tired-raven]

OKAY, FINALLY, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!! Welcome, my Grills, Dills, and Nonbinary Eels, to my pride art event!

This is how its all gonna go down! Im going to be doing a pride drawing, of my Oc Ameryllis. Due to some of you wanting to help out in some way, I'll be accepting your OWN drawings of him.

This will go up untill the 18th, which gives you all about a week to submit them.

All references I have of Ameryllis will be posted below, along with text descriptions because my handwriting is shit lmao. You do NOT have to participate if you dont want to.

Also, drawing your own ocs with him is welcome! I dont care what your drawings are, as long as they involve my fruity child. Feel free to ask any questions if needed!!! Also, buckle up, this is a long post. Alrighty *cracks fingers one at a time* Here we go!

A small description of Ameryllis to help get into his character: He was orginally my dolortale metta. Hes long since became his own character(though i may still use him as his orginal role), and i have unfortunately lost his metta design.

Anywho, Ameryllis represents the stage of acceptance in the stages of grief, hence the flowers hes named after. He has a GREAT love for theater, and uses this to help the undergound cope. He might seem stuck up and arrogant at glance, but this isnt the case. Though its incredibly hard to crack open his shell and see the real him. At first, hes a little cold, and hardly ever smiles, this making him hard to read as his emotions are very subtle, though his smug and dramatic demeanor shines through anyhow. Once you get to know him better, you'll find him showing that ever so slight smile more often, and youll see that hes really a total sweetheart, even if he has trouble showing it.( TSUNDERE). Even so hes very much a bitch, one that takes pride in how he dresses, and knows how to appreciate himself. ENOUGH OF THAT, BACK TO THE REFFS!!!!

Description: a large drawing of Ameryllis. There are notes above and beside. The notes are:

•The shorter hair on his left has a splityed part, resembling a triangle or curve.

• Permanent blush across Cheeks and Nose.

• Nose has slight darker color/highlight

• Freckles go across face, and above left brow, and go down the neck in a tight line before spreading a little.

• Cross earring.

Description: A large group of Ameryllis drawings, in the middle is an Outfit description labled 'Fit Check!' Notes surrounding these clothes follow:

• An arrow pointing to a yellow undershirt. The only thing visible when the shirt is worn are the classic puffy sleeves.

• An arrow pointing at a pair of black dress pants, with pockets in the back. To the right id an arrow pointing at a black hair tie.

• The unmarked clothing consists of a back tie/bow, a black cross earring, and a purple vest.

Description 1: Four upclose pictures of Ameryllis sketches. The first features Ameryllis tilting his head in a sly manner, with a grin, showing off a new look, which involves his hair somehow being even more curly then usual. Hes also replying to somehow not shown, saying "What else can I say? I like it~"

Description 2: The second sketch consists of Ameryllis saying his lines on stage, prefroming one of his plays or musicals. While his lines are blurred, his hair is tied for once.

Description 3: A drawing of Ameryllis. His facial expression has him looking in some sort of frustration. Nothing else is shown, so its not clear on if hes pissed at someone, or just done with everything. His hair is clipped into some sort of bun, with some hair hanging lose.

Description 4: A drawing of Ameryllis making a wry comment in mockery to someone not shown. The comment happens to be "Thats just too bad~". He has a pouty expression, seeming to be taunting someone.

Description: A Chibi drawing of Ameryllis.

Description: Two drawings of Ameryllis. The first features said character portraying an unapologetic manner, despite both shrugging and his words. His usual orange eye, is now red in an artistic choice, trying to convay that whoever he was speaking to is looking at someone dangerous. He has a sly grin while saying 'Opps~' which is implying he did something to someone in a ruthless manner.

The second drawing features a side profile of Ameryllis.

(1/2) I will reblog this in just a moment with a couple more drawings, along with the picrew i made his design in so you have a color pallet.

[sucker4sixx]

Jealousy

PLOT: Your ex moves next door and invites you and nikki over for dinner..

WARNINGS: jealousy, slight sexual harassment, threats

2 years back you met nikki right after the break up with the so said ‘love of your life’, he showed you alittle interest and instantly you ran to nikki like a sad puppy. you and nikki grew inseparable but recently your ex moved across the street, you and nikki have been having more arguments due to the tension and one morning your ex invited you both round for dinner that night. nikki argued with you, telling you its not right but you insisted, not wanting to be rude

"look, im fucking telling you we are NOT going!” He shouts over you “nikki its a nice thing to do, we are just being good neighbours by taking up this offer”

“But what if we go and he hits on you all night?!”

“Then we will go home-“

“But-“

“Nikki what if we go, have a good night and you no longer need to worry about him, hm?” This silences nikki, he sighs “fine, get ready. We’re going.”

You show up to johnnys house at 5pm, a gorgeous model-like woman with long legs and tanned skin awnsers the door, smirking when she sees nikki “come in.. dinners just finishing up” she speaks lowly, opening the door so you and nikki can make your way in. Johnny walks over with a welcoming smile, he comes in and gives you a hug, nikki glaring at him intensely and when he tries to shake nikkis hand nikki shows no interest, you nudge him softly and he sighs, shaking johnnys hand with a fake smile. “Make yourself comfy in the living room, me and roxanne are just going to finish the meal” johnny smiles.

You and nikki sit on the couch, a hard look on his face. “Nikki cheer up.. dont be weird and akward” he glances to you “dont like him, too nice.” He mutters “cheer up.. cmon” you litter his cheek in gentle kisses and he cant help but smile, trying to get you off “stop it.. your such a tease”

You sit at the table for dinner, johnny across from you and roxanne across from nikki. You talk away to johnny as nikki silently eats, his eyes catching onto roxannes cleavage and she smirks, knowing shes caught his eye. “So.. nikki, tell me about yourself” she speaks seductively, your ears prick up but you convince yourself shes just being friendly.

“W-well.. im a bassist and i am a photographer on the side” he smiles up at her “a bassist? Are you in a band?” She says excitedly, nikki giggling and swallowing his food, nodding. “Yeah.. mötley crüe”

She gasps and sits up “mötley crüe?! Oh wow.. so im sitting with a real celebrity?” Nikki chuckles and nods “you know your music just makes me so horny-“ “hey.. roxanne.. manners” johnny buts in, your eyes narrowed to slits as you watch the gorgeous woman fangirling over your boyfriend.

As the night progresses you and johnny talk more, catching up as your unaware roxanne is sliding her leg up nikkis, he shifts uncomfortably, trying to ignore her “hey.. i need help prepping desert” roxanne stands up, johnny goes to stand up but she shakes her head “no.. you continue your conversation, nikki.. how about you come help me?” He hesitates but follows suit as she sways her hips, walking to the kitchen. You feel a stab of jealousy but know that if you freak out about nothing youll look like a bitch.

In the kitchen nikki asks what she needs help with “well.. i just need to fill these doughnut holes up with cream” she glances to him, handing him the cream she whipped and put into a pipe bag, he nods and follows her instructions, her hands wrapping over his to “help him” “thats it, just fill those holes up with that cream” he nods nervously, not sure what to do, if he freaks out hes worried he will get accused of trying it on with her. He makes one alittle messy and curses “its okay.. i like my holes all messy” she whispers into his ear, he feels himself starting to get hard and passes the pipe bag to her in shame and walks back to the dinner table quietly, johnnys not there and you sit there alone. “Everything okay baby?” You ask him, he nods and gives a small smile that doesnt quite reach his eyes “yeah baby.. perfect” he kisses you gently.

Johnny returns a minute before roxanne presents the deserts, nikkis patience wearing thin, wanting to just go home and cuddle up with you. “You know.. your looking great” johnny comments “i am? Awe thankyou” you smile, nikkis grip to his spoon tightening “you look stunning” johnny grins, roxanne doesnt bat an eye but nikki practically shakes with rage. “Im a lucky man” nikki growls “a very lucky man indeed” johnny narrows his eyes at nikki “s-so.. roxanne what do you do?” You try to change the subject but johnny interrupts “just a sin i got to her first, you know? But then again she probably just got better in bed-“

“Hey fuck you!” Nikki jumps up

“What? Its the truth! She was terrible at blow jobs before i taught her how to really take care of a man”

“Get the fuck over here mother fucker, i will crush your skull!” Nikki screams, slamming his fists on the table

“Calm the fuck down, the both of you!” You jump up and grab nikki, drag him out the house as he screamed at johnny

When you both get home and nikki calms down you spend the night laying in bed, you stroking nikkis hair as he sulks that you didnt let him hit him. “Look babe im sorry but, i didnt wanna get blood on my new dress” you chuckle. “You just dont think i can take him in a fight”

“Wrong.. i know you can take him in a fight thats why i took you home”

You both hear talking from outside and sit up, looking out the bedroom window as johnny paid roxanne. Unknown to you both he had hired her to try fuck up things between you and nikki so he could steal you back. she slipped off into a cab and he looked around before disappearing into the house. “Shes a hooker.. that makes sense” he whispers “how?” Nikki went silent knowing if he told you you would just get mad he didnt tell you sooner “nothin.. just intuition I guess.. and that hooker name” you scoff “roxanne.. dont know how we didnt catch on sooner”

[bitchlessslenderman]

Greetings, I Am The Archivist.

I Come To Request Information For The Purpose Of Collection And Archival Of Slendlr And Adjacent. Would You Be So Kind As To Help Me Upon my Quest of Knowledge?

If So, Please Answer The Following Questions Below.

If You Do not Have An Answer to Questions Or Wish Not To Answer Some, Feel Free To Skip them. Some Questions May not Be Applicable To All Characters.

Additionally, All Questions Are Strictly For The Slendlr Character(S) Listed Here: Bitchless Slenderman (Not To Be Confused With The Other Former Bitchless Slenderman.)

And May be Answered In Character Or By The Blog Moderator(S) Out Of Character And Are Not Asking For This Information Of The Moderator Themselves.

Questions

Character's Name/Aliases:

Nicknames (If Any, And By Who If Specific.):

Gender And Pronouns:

Orientation (If applicable.):

Are They A Slenderman (Regardless Of Gender), Slenderfolk, Slenderbeing Or Adjacent/Other/NA:

Status (Alive, Undead, A clone, Etc.):

Relationships (Romantic or Queerplatonic If Applicable):

Familial Relationships: (If Applicable):

Additional Relationships, Please Specify (Ex. Friends, Allies, Enemies):

Are They 'Related To/Based On' Any Specific Animal/Creature/Plant/Etc (Real Or Fantasy If Applicable):

The Character's Gimmick Beyond Being A Slender (If Applicable):

Is The Character And Adjacent Blog A Lore Heavy Blog:

Any Fun Facts You Think Are Important To Note:

Is There An Image/Drawing You Are Ok with The Archivist Using As A Visual Reference Of the Character Alongside The Written Archived Information Provided?

Final Question. If You Are Not Having A Good Day, The Archivist Hopes It Will Get Better.

Thank You For Your Time And For Answering What Questions You Felt Comfortable Providing Answers For. Have A Good Day.

,Sincerely The Archivist.

hi archivist ignore that its been weeks since you sent this im stuck in the nixon dimension and they wouldnt give me a clock

Character's Name/Aliases: its just bitchlessslenderman or bitchless or slendsident bitchless or mr slendsident or

Nicknames (If Any, And By Who If Specific.): usually just called bitchless at this point

Gender And Pronouns: generally genderless and any pronouns. im just a being with no solid gender

Orientation (If applicable.): bitchless

but if you shrimply must have an answer, panromantic asexual

Are They A Slenderman (Regardless Of Gender), Slenderfolk, Slenderbeing Or Adjacent/Other/NA: im the bitchlessslenderman so just a slenderman i think

Status (Alive, Undead, A clone, Etc.): what is living to a mortal being?

Relationships (Romantic or Queerplatonic If Applicable): bitchless

Familial Relationships: (If Applicable): bitchless

Additional Relationships, Please Specify (Ex. Friends, Allies, Enemies): pharamacist slenderman and i are commiting illegal activities in the back of a dennys

Are They 'Related To/Based On' Any Specific Animal/Creature/Plant/Etc (Real Or Fantasy If Applicable): im just a guy

The Character's Gimmick Beyond Being A Slender (If Applicable): being bitchless not by misfortune but by choice. also currently being the oldest slenderblog because ive had this since 2017 and was not and still not a gimmick blog im just bitchless

Is The Character And Adjacent Blog A Lore Heavy Blog: really the only lore is my actual irl lore youll find in old posts and the Nixon Dimension that i totally dont have connections to why would you think i have connections to the Nixon Dimension it's not my fault everything about it leads back to me in mysterious and hard to understand ways it's totally a coincidence and if you think it has anything to do with me you have no idea what you're talking about buddy maybe take a hike

Any Fun Facts You Think Are Important To Note: collect my bitches

Is There An Image/Drawing You Are Ok with The Archivist Using As A Visual Reference Of the Character Alongside The Written Archived Information Provided? my pfp is pretty much what i am. just a little stick figure with a big white head. the only thing to keep in mind is the dorito shaped torso with the little rectangle as the stomach and the feet/hands have to be a seperate line than the arms and legs

[gwaaaaar]

No no... if i had this golden retriever baker boy over me... ID BE ALL OVER HIM BACK... ID TIE PEETA TO MY BACK AND NEVER LET GO... I WOULD PULL THAT BERRY SHIT BUT FR... Katniss breaking down in mockingjay over him .... that is so understandable she is so real for that. Personally i would be inconsolable... id see that old ass bitch snow and its on SIGHT no holds barred BEATDOWN. you touch MY MAN and think youll get away it??? Wrong bitch. WRONG WRONG WRONG!!! id die for peeta mellark.

Anyways. With that out of the way. God... its so sad seeing Peeta get hurt like that. He's such a sweet guy even after the games he never deserved ANY of that... Like seeing him in mockingjay suffer with trying to tell real from fake.... help him... Seeing him so hurt over hurting katniss and being a "mutt"... He never wanted to become a bloodthirsty monster manipulated by the Capitol and it was against his will... ooogh.... OOGH OOGH OOGH

I think hunger games pulls off the love triangle really well compared to other YA dystopian novels because of the concepts peeta and gale represent (their respective forms of rebellion). Peeta being compassion and Gale being revenge. I think gale is valid in his hatred, but as soon as civillians got hurt because of it, it falls apart very fast. Katniss wanted a quiet life where she could afford to be kind and Peeta gives just that... they deserved the world.

Its so interesting how their relationship at first is built on lies and that was peetas way of protecting her. As an abuse victim that is his first technique to get out of a rough situation. And then over time he shows just how sincere he is. Until finally he is so plauged by what is real and fake it hurts him. Thats... thats good ... 11 yo me was reading all this scrummy shit and i didnt even know i was having a michelin star meal of a book...

[soupdeewoop]

favorite lines from "THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT"

your wife waters flowers, i want to kill her

All my mornings are monday stuck in an endless february

but you're in self-sabotage mode, throwing spikes down the road

we're modern idiots

You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate

i scratch your head, you fall asleep, like a tattooed golden retriever

sometimes i wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me, but you told lucy you'd kill yourself if I ever leave

'cause it fit too right, puzzle pieces in the dead of night, I shouldve known it was a matter of time

'cause i knew too much, there was danger in the heat of my touch, he saw forever so he smashed it up

did you really beam me up?, in a cloud of sparkling dust, just to do experiments on, tell me I was the chosen one, showed me that this world is bigger than us, then sent me back where I came from

now im down bad crying at the gym, everything comes out teenage petulance, "fuck it if I cant have him", "I might just die, it would make no difference"

how dare you think its romantic, leaving me safe and stranded

my spine split from carrying us up to the hill, wet through my clothes, weary bones caught the chill

thinking how much sad did you think I had, did you think I had in me? oh the tragedy

i stopped cpr, after all its no use

two graves, one gun, ill find someone

you swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? i died on the alter waiting for the proof

i just learned these people try and save you 'cause they hate you

id rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin', ill tell you something 'bout my good name, its mine along with all the disgrace, I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empire's clothing

there's a lot of people in town that I bestow upon my fakest smiles

my friends tried, but i wouldn't hear it, watched me daily disappearing, for just one glimse of his smile

another summer, taking cover, rolling thunder, he doesnt understand me, splintered back in winter, silent dinners, bitter, he was with her in dreams

little did you know you home's really only a town youre just a guest in

florida, is one hell of a drug, florida, can I use you up?

little did you know your home's really only the town youll get arrested, so pack your life away just to wait out the shitstorm back in texas

i need to forget, so take me to florida, ive got some regrets, ill bury them in florida, tell me I'm despicable, say its unforgivable, at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, florida

go on, fuck me up

this cage was once just fine, am i allowed to cry?

what if hes written "mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind?

these fatal fantasie given way to laboured breath taking all of me, weve already done in my head

what if the way you hold me is actually whats holy?

they dont know how youve haunted me so stunningly, i choose you and me, religiously

if you wanted me dead you shouldve just said

crash the party like a record crash as i scream, "whos afraid of little old me?", you should be

i wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me, you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

you caged me and then you called me crazy, i am what i am 'cause you trained me, so whos afraid of me?

they shake their heads saying, "god, help her" when i tell 'em hes my man

ill show you heaven if youll be an angel, all mine

whoa, maybe i cant

i thought i was better safe than starry-eyed

if you know it in one glimpse, its legendary, you and i go from one kiss to getting married

you shit-talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles, i wish i could unrecall, how we almost had it all

youre the loss of my life

the lights refract sequin stars off her silhouette every night, i can show you lies

'cause im a real tough kid, i can handle my shit, they said "babe, you gotta fake it till you make it" and i did

lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die

im so depressed, i act like its my birthday everday

'cause im miserable (haha), and nobody even knows, try and come for my job

and i dont even want you back, i just want to know, if rusting my sparking summer was the goal

you didnt measure up in any measure of a man

in fifty years will all this be declassifed?, and ill say, "good riddance"

i wouldve died for youre sins, instead i just died inside

so when i touch down, call the amateurs and cut 'em from the team

'cause the sign on your heart said its still reserved for me, honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?

he jokes that "its heroin, but this time with an E"

you look like clara bow

this town is fake but youre the real thing, breath of fresh ait through smoke rings

the crowd goes wild at her fingertip, half moon shine, a full eclipse

youre the new god were worshipping, promise to be dazzling

beauty is a beast that roars down on all fours demanding more

you look like taylor swift, in this light, were loving it, youve got edge, she never did, the futures bright, dazzling

[puppylove-mail]

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Intro Post :3

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./づ~ ♡ ♡Currently: wawawa off in lovey dovey gay land with partner!!!! :3 logging off for a long while!!!!

♡call me Eden or Puppy!!

♡19 mexican ftm (he/it/pup/ze) transmasc genderqueer bisexual and demiromantic! not a man neither a woman but also both!!!! i do what i want <3

♡horny lil switchy vers puppy <3

♡chubby and tiny shortie mexican lols (5 foot 1, fun size :3)

♡neurodivergent (need tone indicators for humor :3) ((mostly need /j /hj /pos /neg and /s))

♡asks and DMs are open! for silly stuff, or horny stuff or flirting or just all three in one :3

♡very chatty in tags! sorry if u dont like it me not shuttinf up is not a joke ∪>ω<���

♡anons: 🌾, 🌼

DNI + kinks + limits +general info under cut ૮ ฅ• ﻌ -ฅ ა

DNI ( • ᴖ • ｡)

☆basic dni (homophobes, racists, terfs, maps, etc)

☆ MINORS and ageless blogs (i block very easily)

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Kinks ૮ – ﻌ–ა

♡praise(telling me im doing good, being obedient, etc)

♡petplay(OBVIOUSLY LOL, puppy, sometimes bunny)

♡size difference(im 5' 1 use that as u will)

♡dom/sub (sub leaning<3)

♡manhandling (literally a throw toy)

♡breeding

♡biting/marking

♡objectification(light, call me a toy or plush)

♡bondage(light tying up and such)

♡overstim

♡¨heats¨(related to period cycles bc horny)

♡edging

♡hair pulling

♡free use(wanna be a slut for every1)

♡impact (light, slapping, spanking)

♡dacryphilia(make me cry <3)

♡cockwarming

♡somno

♡primal

♡nipple play

♡humping

♡humilation/degrading(very light, call me slut, pathetic, bitch. Always include praise with it)

♡oral fixiation(stuff in mouth go brrrr♡)

♡piss/omo

♡milking/lactating

♡fun fact i coulsnt fit anywhere!! -> orgasms in 1 day record: 9

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Limits ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

♡scat

♡non con (rape)

♡intox

♡detrans/ misgendering

♡gore

♡ageplay

♡probs more i shall curate my own online experience and will block freely ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ

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Terms υ'• ﻌ •`υ

❀i like any masc terms or petnames! also okay with being called girl or princess!

ex. good boy, baby, baby boy, doll, puppy, princess, sweetheart, toy, plushie, girl, bun, cutie, slut

❀i will mostly refer to myself as a boy but my gender is just weird!!!! :3

❀body terms

puppycunt, hole, puppy hole, breeding hole, boy pussy, puppy pussy, clit, tdick, cock, puppy cock, dick, chest, tits, breasts,

Also like the whole area being referred to as puppy parts, prince parts or princess parts!

♧will use master/mistress, sir/maam, for others, also daddy or mommy (not in ddlg/b, incest nor ageplay way more in the vein of "mother is mothering" so cool and socially above me holds more power sort of way) [Tell me if u dont want one of these used for u]

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DM / ask rules

���feel free to dm me or send in asks <3 ill probably be a soaking lil mess for you if you tell me what youd do to me <333

♡shy! im shy and babie pls tell me right away before anything if you just wanna be friends or flirt, or whatever!

♡pics are okay!!!! will not send my own back but i might tell u how id service u ;3c ♡ (thats a lie kinda if i like ur words enough maybe youll get something O///O)

♡be nice! actually really sensitive emotionally, i will literally cry if youre mean (also instant block)

♡just because i like doms doesnt mean you can just barge in and boss me around or be agressive! pls give heads up and ask!

♡adding onto last point! i can play that youre my owner but also!! I can do what i want <3 I am allowed to talk to and play with whoever I want, I do not actually belong to you and if you go too far with this I will say something

♡somewhat awkward with sfw or casual conversation!!!! Neurodivergent rizz :3c <-actually quite stupid and slow at times

♡any vid or pic will likely be used as porn by me so send me stuff if you want a lil pup boy jerking off to it later

♡can and WILL block u if u make me uncomfy :3 ♡♡♡

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Interests/ Stuff i like!!!!/ stuff about me!

♡full time university student

♡likes to draw!!!!!!

♡sanrio (cinnamoroll, pompompurin, chibimaru, usahana)

♡my little pony

♡lost in space 2017

♡anime (ask which)

♡started playin Genshin this week! V fun but im new so teehee if pointers and buddies ♡♡♡

♡emotionally sensitive! occasional quick mood swings

♡could probably talk about whatever dont hestitate to be buddies with me ><

♡very talky/writes alot i literally write how i talk and my talent is not shutting up!!!! :3

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TAGLIST

#puppybarks -> me talking!! can be nsfw or sfw

#puppyheat -> horny! horny stuff! reblogs mostly!

#puppyfeelings -> more sfw or suggestive stuff

#puppydreams ->my dreams/writings probs horny

#puppyadores ->stuff that made me actually cum ♡ :3

#puppy draws-> horny art :3!!!!!

#puppyanswers♡->answering asks!!!

#puppy♡irl-> irl pup stuff!! Pics and audios!!!

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this is my blog and i will not hesitate to block for whatever reason, my blog my experience :3

i am just a silly puppy who wants to express himself ♡

[luckybitch1]

that victorian medievalism prof was an icon she was charismatic engaging just like a star lecturer i loved her style but she was apparently kind of a snob and i remember this like pretentious dark academia (not annoying by virtue of he was a gay cuban) guy in my program (an acquaintance bc i worked at the writing center) fucking hattteeddd her bc he went to her with his dreams of wanting to be a professor and she totally cut him down to size and was like Idk what she said exactly but rumor has it she basically told him forget it Lol youre not good enough youll never be good enough your chances are slim to none to actually get a tenured position

who knows maybe she wasnt actually harsh just kind of real about how its stiff competition and classist (what isnt? lol is my opinion) but regardless according to him she really took a shit on his dreams and he hated her foreverrr and dropped her class too out of spite

he was kind of a misogynist though again in that gay cuban way and i remember he started telling this weird story about her in a nasty way kind of bitchy where he was like one time she sat on her desk you know being the nonchalant rizzy professor she was but apparently accidentally kind of flashed and he got an upskirt glimpse (so he says) and the whole story was just him being like ewww!! that bitch fat nobody needs to see that!!! and i remember just thinking youre just resentful and youre showing your meanness in acting like this U skinny ass twink tf

Lol college

my ruling is theyre both pretentious arrogant bitches and this is what happens when egos collide in the humanities. caso cerrado