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@pyrrhicpaths​​ left a message: talcott vc: Brother

It was good to see Talcott again. As the youngest of his siblings, Talcott was like the YOUNGER BROTHER Ignis never had. Never had the advisor felt such FAMILIAL ties to another. It was as though the two had been separated from birth.

Talcott thus was his BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. 

“It’s good to see you again, BROTHER Talcott.”

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praesidioest replied to your post “@praesidioest​ left a message: no chemistry, only... ” I DIDNT HEAR CLEAR NO SO

praesidioest replied to your post “@praesidioest​ left a message: no chemistry, only... ” IS THIS A YES ON THE DICKS

only if gladio promises to hold him in his bara bara arms uwuwuw

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Your Dating Service

Cash money, baby. How do you think they paid for the repairs on the Regalia?

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@praesidioest​ left a message: no chemistry, only dicks

Always gently guiding down towards that dick chemistry

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plays the penny whistle. poorly.

@hopewrought is a dearly beloved

stretches out his hand towards you as bgm plays that’s credited to the wrong game

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stands behind. proceeds to begin sucking out soul--

@khresme

Soul begins to get sucked. Goodbye, Ignis. Good night, sweet prince. 

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what happens when nerds flirt

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-touches his cheek, gayzes lovingly at u- u r a mirable.....

@praesidioest

A gentle caress, petal soft against his cheek in spite of the callouses that mark Gladio’s rough fingers. He feels the heat trail from amber ‘gayze’, igniting an unnamed emotion in chest. It bubbles and conflates with the fluttering and uncharacteristic nervousness that overtakes him. Line of sight dropping briefly to the ground beneath them before returning back up to lock their eyes once more. 

“Gladio,” Ignis breathes in a hushed whisper as though he’s afraid to break the tender moment between them. Lest it shatter like glass and he prick his heart upon the glistening shards, bleeding out a longing he dare not recall.

“Overnight that shit into my kokoro.”

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-gets down on one knee- [it's historical, bitch]

@praesidioest

Is surprised in historical! He will also get down on one knee and bestow upon Gladio the best breed of hunting horse. 

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( crack ) "You, Aranea, and myself at that lovely establishment, Capital Grille."

@theplagueofstars // @scarletcommodore

“Oh yes. We can enjoy the delicious steaks and drinks again. Let’s order the coconut cream pie this time around. Make our threesome a little sweeter.”

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Riiiight. Cactuars don't talk, but the movements look fun! Gemiya ends up mimicking Ignis's arm movements.

@vibraea

Jumps to the left. Jumps backwards. One hop this time. Jumps on right foot. Jumps on left foot. Wiggles arms real smooth. The cactuar spins in place and turns to the next direction before repeating the steps. 

Two hops this time. 

Right foot two stomps. Left foot two stomps. Slides to the left. Slides to the right. Wiggles arms real smooth. 

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"Ignis, pardon my language but how the fuck did you get turned into a Cactuar?" 8/

@vibraea

Large, charcoal soulless eyes stare back at her. Shifts to the right. Shifts to the left. Arms up and switch again. Still staring at her. Never losing eye (hole?) contact.

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If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it

“anon”. sittin’ here flossing peepin’ your steelo. just once if i have the chance, the things i will do to you

“You need to be compatible first if you plan on taking me to my limits,” eyes roll skyward at the lewd suggestion. It doesn’t go over his head, fortunately or unfortunately, Ignis isn’t quite sure himself. 

Is he entertaining the thought? Of course not. 

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rexcrystallis replied to your post “Are you shipped with @rexcrystallis?”

Hello

who dis

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-tells u about his lyrium addiction, tiddy out-

@duxbellatorum

Tiddy out while listening to his lyrium addiction ways and taking mad notes like whisper in my ear papi

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*ominously in the distance* Maybe the reason Iggy doesn't like puns is because he couldn've /mustard/ a response but didn't--

@antimundi. tf Noct no

Suddenly he has forgotten all of Noctis’ favorite foods. Salad all day everyday. No toppings. Phone number is blocked. Unfriended.