#'oh u wanna fight people? okay lets go eat some bandits'

[avataroftheswarm]

Zaz @ Audrey: "In lieu of Knives hunting, we're going bandit hunting. That'll be fun!"

They definitely will end up eating a few.

@threadsandwings

[readbythestarlight]

c2e25

WELCOME LITTLE BABY WILLINGBLAM

Ashley is gonna be leaving again?? I cry

Shame Travis won’t be here since the jail break was Fjord’s plan

I’m so happy for them tho

Sam’s dedication to his “match outfit week for week” scheme is truly inspiring

Matt still can’t do Jester’s voice and I cry it’s like the one voice he can’t do

I still kinda can’t believe they’re gonna try this jail break

“I just wanna wear a onesie”

Nott plotting to steal the crossbow right next to Reesa smh

Mr. Tinkertop is my fave he’s sweet and crazy

Their plan to beat this clockwork magic robot

Is molasses

Tar. Tar is a better idea.

Liam just wants to talk about the baby

None of them are being serious at all the episode is going to be a disaster xD

Oh jeeze poor Mr. Tinkertop! Agoraphobia is no joke poor guy

Matt’s basically being McCree pretending to be Fjord and I approve

They’re just gonna steal a bucket of tar huh

lol watch them get caught stealing the tar and get into the prison because they were arrested

Molly and Yasha the circus nerds I love them

I love how they get such good rolls for stuff like stealing buckets of tar, but we can bet their rolls will be shit later when they’re fighting the robot

Why did they let BEAU talk omg

I love her tho

This prison warden guy is snooty and annoying but his accent is great

Molly and Beau tag-teaming to flatter the Warden into helping them out nice job

Oh wonderful they’re getting locked in with a robot monster

This is gonna be baaaaaaad...

Boy I can’t wait to see the miniature for this monster

They need to unlock that cell in case they need somewhere to escape...

I’m not sure how I feel about this plan

THANK YOU MOLLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YASHA ONE OF THE SILK FLOWERS

The ball bearings again

Poor Marisha seems so overwhelmed taking care of 2 characters

Also bad initiative rolls are bad

Yasha is my girlfriend tho

Oh dang it hit her be more careful Yasha

It has an AC of 18 they’re gonna miss 90% of their shots

25 points of damage?! They are not ready for this

I can’t believe they successfully blinded it with the tar

Nat20 nice job Molly!

Cat paw cat paw cat paw!

Yasha is my best girl I’m gonna miss having her adorable face around. Also gonna miss having a tank.

Caleb nO

Fuck fuck fuck it pINNED HIM TO THE WALL

Sam’s mustaches lol

Poor Beau just wants to stun someone

Frick it saved from the Cat’s paw

Yasha is the tank we deserve

FUCK ITS GONNA SHOOT ALL OF THEM

Oh no Beau!

Somebody get Jester to do a lot of healing

Oh nO JESTER GET BEAU UP

YOOOOOO MOLLY

THATS MY DISASTER TIEFLING

Nott using the dodecahedron luck on a lock lol

Beau recollecting her ball bearings xD

“You have 814 ball bearings”

“‘The only ting magical here is you, friend,’ and I pat him on the cheek” ayyyyyyyy some Caleb/Molly cuteness

AYYYYYY Beau “fainting” in Yasha’s arms my ship is sailing tonight

lol Beau let names slip and she shouldn’t have

Look man please just let the Shusters go

Caleb plz don’t threaten the man

Make Fjord pay for it he’s who wanted to get them out

Aw yay I’m glad they got the Shusters out and they didn’t even have to do it illegally

“They’re being kept safe by a tiny bird with a dagger.”

HAPPY GNOME FAMILY IS HAPPY

I’m so proud of my band of disasters, helping people out and being sweetheart

Ashley’s face when Kiri comes out to hug the gnomes is me

Oh no oh god time to cry they’re gonna leave her and I know it’s best but listen I’m gonna miss her and I’m gonna cry

It’s fine I’m crying

Real tears

Goodbye Kiri I love you my sweet babby bird child

Don’t give the dagger back

Fuck I’m crying so hard

IM CRYING

REAL TEARS GUYS

EVERYONE’S CRYING ITS FINE

“don’t eat human okay” I’m weeping

“We are always... always... always thinking of you with love” fuck u Matt stop making it worse

“We’ll send you treasures from all of our travels” *waaaaaiiils*

“I am Kiri” I AM CRYING AND BROKEN

Fuck Fjord don’t be nice and warm right now I’m too emotionally compromised to handle it

Go get Nott her cool crossbow

Beau and Caleb getting closer is 10/10 but I hope he’s not trying to recruit her for his revenge plan

Agreeing to keep each other on the straight and narrow is good

They are not the friendship I anticipated but they are the one I’m so glad we got

Also Molly making sure the group has supplies as they move on North. Such a team dad.

The “Tinkertop Bolt Blaster 1000” is finally Nott’s! I’m so excited for her

Oh man it sounds good

Oh no

“Oh” doesn’t sound good

“Fuck you, Molly”

“Fuck you too”

That day, Beau was amazed to discover that when Molly was saying ‘fuck you’ what he meant was ‘I love you... in a completely platonic ‘sometimes I can’t stand you’ brother-sister way.’

Yasha has to go because Ashley has to go and I’m crying all over again

Caleb’s gonna miss her

Aaaaaand Nott just stole a gun

🎵They’re on the road again. They just can’t wait to get on the road again. The life they love is fighting bandits with their friends. They just can’t wait to be on the road again.🎵

Matt plz I want to sleep now

FUCK WAIT WHAT

YASHA

WHATS HAPPENING

SHADOWS KIDNAPPING MY GIRL??

SOMEONE IS KIDNAPPING MY GIRL

AND FJORD

HOLY FUCK WHATS HAPPENING

AND JESTER??

is it the asshole from Caleb’s past? Trent?He was interested in Yasha right did he send people after them who did this

Oh god oh god oh god Yasha and Fjord and Jester are being kidnapped by some freaky super silent ninja fucks

Matt you can’t give us this cliffhanger when there’s no episode next week

Is this his way to explain Travis and Laura being out for a few weeks and Ashley leaving

NOOOOOOOO

oh my god it’s just gonna be Caleb and Nott and Beau and Molly when they wake up

Is Marisha okay? She keeps wiping her eyes like she’s been crying

Oh god I don’t like this

I can’t wait for them to fuck these fucks up

Oh god are they slavers???

MATT DID YOU HAVE THEM GET KIDNAPPED BY SLAVERS WHAT THE FUCK MATTHEW

MATHEW

YOU CANT LEAVE IT THERE FOR TWO WEEKS HOW COULD YOU

I TRUSTED YOU

Kidding I never trust you but holy shit

First you give us that heartbreaking goodbye with Kiri and now you leave for two weeks with kidnapped Yasha Jester and Fjord

I’m dying

[tlcyellow]

merlin s2 ep 4 lancelot and guinevere

okay guys its been a while and im very sorry but i am Back and ready to snark

- morganas going on a trip to her fathers grave and she asks gwen if theres any men in her life and gwens like "lol ive never met any decent men" damn arthur do u need some ice for that burn

- okay theyve been traveling for approximately one second and then they get attacked by bandits who want to hold them for ransom

- holy shit katie mcgrath is stripping

- damn gwen and morgana are kicking ass and escaping. this is beautiful

- OHMYGOD theyre running away and gwen immediately falls and hurts her leg. is this merlin in disguise?

- so now gwen is in the hands of the bandits and no one is gonna go rescue her. even arthur who was just making out with her two episodes ago. damn.

- gwen is impersonating morgana and is in the hands of the Most Scottish Man ever and shes sassing the hell out of him. wow i love gwen

- oh okay arthur was just pretending to not want to rescue gwen in front of uther. he and merlin are going after her. all is well

- holy shit lancelot is here!!!! look at my handsome scruffy boy

- ohmygod this man is being eaten by a horrible cgi rat creature. thie is horrifying

- lol merlin fell asleep and just dived sideways off of his horse

- lancelot and gwen are having a dramatic discussion through the window of her cell and theyre holding hands through the bars ohmygod this is Too Much

- merlins like "arthur i know youve got a big ol crush on gwen" and arthurs like "what? gwen? whos gwen?? SHUT UP"

- okay so arthur and merlin are going through a tunnel infested with the terrible cgi rat thing that was eating that man earlier. once again this heavily resembles the princess bride specifically the scene with the rodents of unusal size

- lancelot and gwen have had a total of like three interactions so far in their entire lives and theyre already in love

- ohmylord arthur is letting out his feelings. im so proud of him. never keep your feelings bottled up kids. its not healthy

- lmaoo arthurs like "my father wont even let me rescue a servant, let alone marry one" and merlins like "holy shit dude you wanna marry gwen?" and arthurs like "did i say that?? i dont recall. whos gwen?"

- "as long as i live my feelings for you will never fade" GWEN YOUVE KNOWN LANCELOT FOR LIKE TWO DAYS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

- explain to me why this Incredibly Scottish Man has a fight cage in his dining room. is that just a thing that evil people have???

- ohlord lancelot and gwen are holding hands and merlins like "oh shit" and arthurs like "oh shit"

- poor merlin is stuck as a weird extra wheel in this super awkward love triangle

- okay sorry bradley james is so good looking what the hell

- arthurs got dirt all over his his face. you gotta blend the contour out buddy

- lol it ends with merlin being like "well your romantic prospects have gone to hell but IM HERE!!!!" and arthurs like "i hate you"

next episode: beauty and the beast part 1