#'no I'm not calling you mausi roland'

[sachermorte]

honestly at this point I think that if someone is determined to misunderstand you and defame your character, the quickest way out of the argument is to just agree with them

"I knew you'd react this way. you're emotionally volatile and take everything too personally." correct! ten points! if you knew I'd react this way and you did it anyway that's sort of on you tbh

"it's selfish and cowardly to live so far away from family. get your ass back here and face responsibility" correct! twenty points! you're so observant, noticing that I'm a selfish coward. I'm a certified slitherer-outer. given that we're on the same page about my character why the fuck would you want me to come back

"you're so cold. I don't know how you could just step out of people's lives the way you do" correct! thirty points! I'm frigid. frozen. wintry. subzero. and I'm about to step out of this conversation

"you're just like your father" you wanna see what he would've done?

changes the situation a little. great entertainment.