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i will never understand why being vague and expecting others around u to pick up on ur implications is considered good communication, but being direct and wanting others to be direct is bad communication

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][What breeds of dogs do they have, besides the Devil Dinosaur? Does anyone have favourites out of any of the pets?][

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I have,,,,thought this out a LOT but here u go, the pets of the team !!

Devil Dinosaur

Found in the savage land, Rick and Red are technically his parents since Devil imprinted on them the hardest. The beloved boy of the team and spoiled rotten by everyone, whether that's being given extra treats by Jen or two hour belly rubs by Skaar. It's hard taking care of a t-rex but the team manages.

Icarus

Samuel's pet rat from his human days, she has her own cage and generally can be found trailing after him and holding onto items he has misplaced. Fuckin HUGE since she's absorbed some gamma radiation so....more of a raccoon looking rat?? An opossum?? She's Samuel's little girl and yes, he IS sharing a carrot with Icarus, what of it????

Angel

A Doue de Bordeaux, Angel was the first dog and dropped off by Lyra when she gave one of her surprise visits and didn't wait for Hulk to explain that they couldn't take a dog. Angel gets sick easily but she's become beloved by everyone and can usually be found napping near Hulk's bed since it is the quietest spot. A fancy lady who likes her food cooked, slow walks and is generally very hygienic to Samuel's relief.

Juno

A Borzoi, Samuel found her hiding in one of his abandoned lairs and you know what?? They already have a dog, one more can't hurt. She's opens doors and containers and Red can't stop laughing because she figured out something faster than Skaar. Energetic but she mostly just runs around rapidly before conking out for a few hours and does it all over again. Beloved by Samuel because he has a weakness for gangly animals. Has an awful habit of running on you when you're asleep.

Molly

A Rottweiler, Hulk found her chained in a garden and....well you can guess what he did next. No one was happy for a third and fifth pet but Hulk was set on keeping her, especially with how skittish she was. Molly is slow to trust but will often plop down on top of anyone and pass out for some time. She hates going outside and finds more comfort in sitting in "The panic box" aka the big ass box Hulk puts in his closet for her to hide in when she gets upset.

Sergeant Pepper

A German Shepherd, Red found him eating out of the rubbish and went "yeah you're mine". Sgt Pepper bites a lot but that doesn't really matter to any of the hulks and Red's trained him well enough around people. He has a awful habit of tackling other dogs and the team when food is being made and this has caused some issues with Molly at times. Gets carried like a baby by Red and he refuses to admit that he does it.

Boots

A Bulldog, Skaar adored him and demanded that they had another doggie to give a home too and....well, everyone gave in. Boots runs when people come to him but will Chase and go after people if he wants affection. Boots is the only one allowed in Molly's box and will often be found curled up around Angel for a nap. Skaar likes to sit and talk out his problems or feelings with Boots and always finds comfort in the dogs grunts.

Peanut Butter

A French Bulldog, picked up by Rick alongside his husband, Waffles, after there was a pet sale in the town they had saved and Rick had resumed that two small dogs would make up for the big dogs....he did not know that two smaller dogs actually meant one big dog. But it's fine, PB is a dope who spends most of his time bringing items to Waffles and has to be carried after he's decided he's done walking. Rick adores him tho because he starts to dance when music plays.

Waffles Butter

A pomeranian! Peanut Butter's husband! The matching set that makes up a demon of a dog and likes to be taken on trips to town and cities. He's a fancy man who knows what he wants, likes to wear sweaters and takes great pride in a clean coat and for some reason, is set on barking and keeping things away from Devil. Jen thinks Waffles and Peanut have adopted a dinosaur as their son and excuse her, she needs to perish over this.

The Cats

Jen found a stray cat, named it Primrose (Rosie for short) and let it wander about until she found out she gave birth. Primrose only eats tuna and no one can figure out how she keeps getting in her base. Her kittens include three boys and two girls who eveyone named; Tiger, Elf, Bisuit, Ophelia (Opal) and Kiwi.

Betty's flock

Aka just a small bunch of parakeets that follow Betty around when she flies and now she is stuck with multiple tiny children preening her and sitting on her, which everyone but her, finds incredibly amusing. They are all named Betty Jr.

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deh apartment hcs

so i was just scrolling thru Tumblr Dot Com™ and I saw a post that said “does anyone else ever daydream of decorating their first apartment?” (if anyone knows who made that lmk) but anyway i saw that and was like omg if that ain’t alana and then i was like wAIT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THEM so here’s this. fyi this is like a college au type thing ish??

(im sotired this is kinda shitty lol)

(also thank u so much for the luv on my last two hcs? i cr ied? les get to the point sorry)

alana:

ok so this girl would obviously have the neatest apartment ever

it would probably be like a medium size ya know

white walls.

lots of white walls.

and there would be like really pretty marble countertops 

her beadspread (or whateverthefuck u call it) would probably be like grey with white little lines on it

in a pattern tho

like a cute pottery barn one

OH

she would so freaking use evan’s discount at pottery barn are u kidding me

like her entire house would look like a pottery barn catalog

anyway

idk if all apartments have this so excuse me if i sound mega stupif 

but she would use the little intercom-buzzer thing to get into the apartment to her full advantage

like if u wanted to even go up there she would legit do a full on background check

(except for zoe)

(zoe would be like “hey alana it’s-” and alana would be like “yOU CAN COME RIGHT UP”

but it would be like 

“hello who is this?”

“alana you know it’s jared. i just texted you.”

“… ok then what’s your middle name”

“aLANA”

but anyway back to what inspired this in the first place

so alana would SO plan her apartment out from when she was like young enough to understand it ya get it

like she would pick out furniture at age six

(her taste would obviously change as she got older but u get it)

and she would literally have it down to the p a i n t color

like she would walk into home depot or whatever and the worker would expect her to look around for like 40 minutes but she’d be like

“hi hello i’ll take seashell grey in the gloss finish please. make it quick.”

(i totally just made that up what the hell is a gloss finish never heard of her)

i also picture her having lots of house plants? like most of them would be fake bc she’s too busy to keep them alive but they wouldn’t look fake

yeah alana’s apartmetnt would be so put together and like clean cut and nice

zoe:

her apartment would be rad okay

i feel like it would be v hipster and cool

not like Hipster™ but like… hipster?

what am i even saying

okay

so she would definetley have a room with yellow walls

like her rooms would be painted cool colors and stuff

but yellow specifically

she just seems like a yellow person

she would have a big wall that’s all chalkboard paint

wait now im really excited about this wall oh my god

like when everyone would go over her house they would all take a chalkboard marker (real chalk makes too much of a mess) and write and draw on it

evan would do little doodles of trees and write sweet and encouraging stuff

connor would either draw a hecking masterpiece or write really small in the corner “fuk u”

there’s no in between

alana would just doodle hearts and stuff

or when she’d be over doing homework w zoe she’d try to teach her math and science and stuff on it

a w 

jared would just draw memes 

i think we can all agree on that one

but annyyywwayy

she would refuse to get anything like store bought mainstream

like she would go to little shops in the middle of nowhere

or garage sales

and get the cutest stuff 

her house would be so homey but at the same time like “wtf why is this so perfect”

l o t s of tapestries

don’t fight me on this

it wouldn’t be the regular mendala ones that a lot of people get

(but she would for sure have a few of those too)

it would be like really cool unique stuff

lots of maps of the world

tie dye

ya kniw

they would mostly be taking up all of the celing space and some wall space in her room

she would so have a polaroid camera i KNOW IT

and she would put them all on pieces of string w clothespins and string them up around her room 

all pics of her frands and stuff

awwww zoe

she’d also probably have a room just for her dog

(btw if u didn’t see my other hc i see her as having a golden retriever named kiwi)

(but anyway)

like it was supposed to be a closet sbut she just didn’t use it

so she was like “well… okay let’s do this”

and evan will spend h o u r s at a time in that room

ugh she would just have the cutest apartment v colorful and stuff

evan:

evan’s apartment would be v small

he llved with his mom the first two years of college but decided to move out because he was feeling like he made a lot of progress and was ready to live on his own (btw is it canon tht he lives w his mom first year of college? i forget lmk)

(but he wasn’t really living on his own bc connor was always over or he was at connor’s place) 

he would have a v little sitting area w a really old tv and a worn out couch that was probably free on the side of the road or cheap from a garage sale

he would have a fridge and oven and stuff but he’d mostly just use the microwave

(ho;ly shit “some people say just use a microwave…”)

(i h8 myself why why why ok moving on)

his diet would mainly consist of ramen noodles

bc he doesn’t want to leave and have to socalize with people at fast food places or the grocery store

but every once and a while zoe would come over like “evan wtf” and make him food to hold him over for a while

(uh hc that zoe’s a really good cook??/)

he would have a little bedroom with a big window in it

and his comforter would be blue with navy stripes (similar to The Shirt™ but not completley the same)

he would have lots of sticky notes everywhere

like ranging from “don’t forget to feed the dog” to “don’t worry about it, it’s probably not a big deal”

and when he was in a really good mental state he would write them and stick them in places he know he’d see when he wasn’t in the best shape

and it would encourage him to keep going

wow that’s equally heartbreaking and adorable

ok don’t fight me on this we all know it’s a thing

he would have plants. eve ry wh ere

like there wouldn’t be a single fake plant in there

but he loved them bc he felt like it made the air fresher??? like it supplied more oxygen in the room which made it easier to breathe when he was feeling anxious??

(idk i can’t really explain it but that’s how i feel when i get anxious so i feel like it would help him too)

but it would range from huge ass borderline trees to succlents the size of his thumb nail

he would have s o many succulents

he would name them all

aaaaaaaAaAAAA

and each of his friends would have a plant named after them

even though it was small he really loved his apartment

bc he worked really hard to be able to pay for it and buy the furniture and stuff

so it was like his baby

yeah that’s my boy evan handsoap!

connor:

connor’s apartment would actually be pretty big

like everything would be super super high quality and nice 

he would so have a recliner chair

you know the one i’m talking about okay

and he would spend most of his time in there

even though he def has a huge nice sectional

(btw most of his furniture is black)

when evan would come over he wouldn’t want to get up out of it

but even always wanted to cuddle

so the first time evan was like “con come over hereee”

connor just scooched over

and evan was like “??”

but just went over to him

and they were kinda squished but they loved it 

bc they were so close to eachother

AW IM SCREECHING

but yeah they would love to cuddle on the recliner

his kitchen would be p nice too

like he would have a weirdly high tech fridge and a really nice oven and stuff

but if u opened the fridge there would just be like a half dranken (that is nOT a word) bottle of mountain dew, a cheese stick, and maybe on a good day some random leftovers

(btw idk why but i see his parents buying him most of the stuff in his apartment,, this doesn’t really make sense when i think about it but i can’t not do it what am i saing now awioehfdlsnk)

his room would be nice

he would have a big bed with a black and white plaid duvet cover

omg evan would l o v e his bed

like evan of course loves his own bed but connor’s is just so comfy

(plus connor’s bed also has connor)

(anywho)

his walls would be like a greyish blue color

but his furniture would still be all black

he would have a big desk and he always kept sticky notes around for evan to doodle on if he ever got anxious

and he has an entire drawer in his dresser just for his hair ties because he has an unhealthy amount of them

at all times

partly because he wants to keep his hair up sometimes

but partly because he always wears one around his wrist to snap when he gets mad or can’t control his emotions

and he always ends up loosing them

oh also his shower in his bathroom would be BOMB like im talking it has one of those little ledge chair thingies 

and the water pressure is a plus

and evan’s shower at his apartment is like sucky so he always just showers at connors

(i mean this in the least innapropriate way possible btw jus clearing that up)

but connor would spend SO much time there

so would evan tbh

so yeh

jared:

ok guys

hear me out on this one

but i feel like jared would have a surprisingly nice apartment??

like,,, actually very nice

they would all love hanging out there when they were all together

the first time he asked them over they were like “… u sure”

they were expecting to walk into something that looked like a super crappy hotel room with garbage all over

but they walked in and were like “jared what the fuk”

because this place was nice

like,, , he would always have the most food out of all of them

(which wasn’t saying much but still)

he would have a big nice couch with lots of extra like beanbags all over

they would all have their own that they used

and his tv would be poppin okay

he would have his old wii hooked up to it

and they would constantly have mario kart tournaments

jared always insisted on being wario

for the Memes™

he would be the only one out of all of them with an amazon fire stick so they would always watch movies all together at his house

and sometimes they would just randomly take it without telling him

(i’m looking at u connor)

and he wouldn’t notice for a few days but when he did he went cRAZY

but anyway

his room would b supa cool

he would have a really nice bed

omg he would have like video game and other nerd stuff posters e v e r y w  h e r e

like everywhere

little to no wall space for anything elsee

every once in a while he would go through his camera roll and print the pictures that he liked the best to hang up on his wall

hear me out bc this is gonna sound weird

he would probably have a dead meme shrine in one of the corners of the wall on the bottom

that he started as a joke with connor and zoe once but it jst spiraled out of control until every dead meme was recognized as soon as it went out

he would have a tv in his room

not as good as his one in the living room but still

he has two tvs what even jared

that’s where he would put his xbox

and he would game all night man

ah i love jared sm

ok that’s it hope u enjoyed ahhahah