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fuckmeyer · 1 year ago

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"Alice would've been healthier for Bella" is the biggest joke i've ever heard lmfao

“I want the relationship that’s healthiest for Bella” why. This is a book about vampires and werewolves and codependency and secrecy that kills you. If Bella were meant to be a normal happy healthy human girl she wouldn’t be in the story in the first place. This is fiction, she isn’t real, characters in stories don’t need to be healthy or live in reality. She deserves to suck blood and live forever if she wants idk

#alice and bella would be LESS healthy & MORE gothic #'i want the healthiest relationship for bella' ok are you SURE you want a no-drama happy healthy relationship in your vampire romance novel #or are you projecting yourself onto smeyer's self-insert?#(using the general form of 'you' here ofc. op you speak truth)#being in the healthiest relationship is what YOU want for YOURSELF - not what you want for a character in gothic fiction.#no hate to 'team bella x therapy' crew bc ok ok a vampire novel that's actually about healing? intriguing in theory. tell me more #a vamp novel where the main character runs off with the werewolf?? yes baby i am here for it #but lbr 'healthy choices' are not what this series is about & not a characteristic of the vampire/monster genre. so... ???? wyd here #as for me tbh I Came For Blood #no pain no gain baby #bella is a selfish self-absorbed monsterfucker - live long & prosper you dumb bisexual queen #YES get with alice but also NO don't be healthy send tweet

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