#'i met sophia in the canteen line and she convinced me that her 20 cent coin was worth more than my $2 coin because it's bigger' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fazcinatingblog · 8 months ago

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I tried to search the Italian comedy show on the official MICF website and there's nothing about it wtf it's all in my head. Someone planted a fake show in the comedy festival magazine that I just happen to pick up and they're trying to lure me out to Thornbury with cryptic clues and

#i hope it's a hot Italian boy luring me there #or just a bunch of Italians who kidnap me and tell me to stop being so Italian because I'm ruining it for everyone else and #or it's Italians who force feed me pasta and gelato and won't let me go until I've written an entire book in Italian on Alex Fasolo #or on sophia which is just as interesting and she can't sue because she won't be able to read it and #people in Thornbury caught wind i was writing a book on sophia and they're trying to lure me out there with a cover of an Italian festival #they went to school with sophia in Thornbury and they've got stories #yes please #okay now i have to go #they just sit in a circle like it's an AA meeting and go round sharing their stories #'i met sophia in the canteen line and she convinced me that her 20 cent coin was worth more than my $2 coin because it's bigger'#'i was friends with Sophia until i found out she was just using me for my pool'#wait that's every kid who had a pool growing up #we pool owners only had friends because we had a pool #now my parents have no friends #(no that's a joke they still have plenty of friends)

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