#'gottem'

[citruscore]

dad of the year

[grimbeak]

hermie calling jodie a bitch was the best part of the episode actually 

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[joshuamj]

Hero.

[saltpepperbeard]

Stede + Being a Wonderful Dad Captain for @stedebonnets

[historyofmemes]

News everyone! Greece is now the first Orthodox Christian country to legalize civil same-sex marriage!

The same bill also gives same-sex couples full parental rights!

[remxedmoon]

y’know what? fuck you. *UNGRAYSCALES YOUR ISATS*

no wait come back there’s greyscale versions under the cut :(

[nyancrimew]

So people once were calling me a terf, persecuting me just because I held some different opinion. After taking a break from social media, I've did some thinking, and I've came to accept this label as a part of who I am. I identify, inside and out, within the fibers if my soul, as a terf, and anyone who objects to this is being criticalphobic. After a while though, being so enshrined with terfness started exposing to me the many issues and hypocrisies terfs have, which I started rejecting. I just remembered I left my pizza in the oven, its burning uh

Eventually I realized that by rejecting trans people from society, I was arbitrarily drawing a line between what a person participating in society could be, completely discounting all the possible ways our biology I've so long revered could betray the labels our ancestors placed on ourselves. I stopped excluding trans people and started exclusively rejecting normal feminists, making me a ferf, until I walked outside and accidently talked to a guy and found they were normal. With no one familiar to belong to, I gave in and joined feminists and became a rfet.

Anyways do you want to hear about the time I almost drowned in a public water fountain

and the oscar for "best supporting anonymous bait" goes to....... whatever the fuck this is

[critterbitter]

It’s everybody’s favorite lantern! Ingo's partner pokemon's very chaos incorporated. Inspired by the very enthusiastic asks in my inbox, which I’ll be responding to under this cut ;0 Wanna see more? Check out this submas masterlist.

@euos-the-cat AAA thank you! I took one look at that waxy gremlin and thought "huh. I can do something with this."

@eventhetiniestbugs Yo. YO. HEADCANNON ACCEPTED. Litwick really is sort of a beatrice, isn't she? Being Ingo (and in part, Emmet's) unwilling guide. Reluctant friend. Best found family.

@answrs Thanks!!! I love sneasler and I need to draw her more. It wasn't on purpose, but it seems I've accidentally wrote myself into a Sort Of chronological posting (oops!) But sneasler WILL appear later (hopefully BEFORE my hyperfixation fizzles out haha)

@raynavan AhHEhEHEHEH. I usually don't dabble with too much angst, but yeah. On the plus side, uh, more chandelure emmet interactions! On the down side, well.

@blueisquitetired You learn to like rice. It's a staple in your diet, and while you may think its bland and boring, it becomes something you can always rely on during meal time when things get dicey. Or, well. It was.

@moothebloo ...DEFINITELY SAVING THAT FOR LATER. CHANDELURE ANGRY SHARPIE BROWS LETS GOO. (Idk if you're into rottmnt, but uh that's some donnie behaviors that I definitely approve of.)

@gender-nuteral-nut-boy First of all, amazing user name. you get all the gender. second of all (points at picture) she's doing finnee! She's doing So Great. Don't Worry About It. ((She has emmet, and later the gear station, and even later maybe even elesa. But Ingo's Hers, and that's a wound that can't be easily staunched.)) @ghostlykryptonitenight Ah,, you see, your first mistake is thinking she'll Remember. : )

Head cannon: ghost pokemon are not a direct reincarnation of a dead soul, and are more like… say, the mold that grows from a coffee mug left out for too long. But they have fragments of memories and dreams of cherished ones. Chandelure knows Ingo’s alive thanks to their bond. She vaguely knows her propagator probably knew Ingo’s identical great uncle or something. But those pieces don’t really connect until Emmet’s research, and she’s tired and faded and the simple act of trying hurts.

(She would leap through space and time for ingo. Chandelure and Emmet would do anything to get their muppet back, even if it means to salt the earth and unearth gods.)

[kkaisarion]

[erinmakesgifs]

Feyd-Rautha: wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg HeRe?

[cherrytraveller]

saw a lot of peepaw lately, so naturally, i wanted in on it😤

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[valtsv]

"we should bury the hatchet" bury the hatchet in your skull lol

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

A real "Eat your fucking dice!" moment from Zac oyama

[assumptionprime]

Seizing the Opportunity

You ever feel like your whole life came together to coalesce into one perfect moment?

(and yes I did repay his kindness in bringing us lunch during my recovery by slamming him with a once in a lifetime joke)

[Image Description - Comic, Six Panels. Panel 1: Robin is seated on the couch, looking tired, a blanket over her lap and a game controller in her hand. A burger sits on a wrapper next to her. Her spouse and a friend stand farther back by a counter eating a burger and fries. Robin speaks "Thanks for the lunch." The friend replies, " Any time. Is it alright if I ask what kind of surgery it was?" Panel 2: The screen of the TV where Robin is playing Dark Souls. She speaks from off panel, "Oh, it's fine. I had an orchiectomy." The friend asks, "What's that?" Panel 3: Robin, grins and says "It's sometimes called a bofa-ectomy." Panel 4: Her friend looks puzzled and says "I still don't..." Panel 5: Robin sits up and leans slightly forward, excitement in her eyes as her friend continues, "What's a bofa-ectomy?" Panel 6: Robin raises her hands, eyes filled with starry excitement and a huge smile on her face as she takes a deep breath. SFX: INHALE]

[tahthetrickster]

god mobile neopets sucks so fucking bad rip to mobile only players