#'did u sleepwalk into my room' *winks*

[shinayashipper]

Atem "did you sleepwalk into my room? *wink*" will always be Peak Atem's Way of Flirting... he flirts like That and Yugi will still finds him Charming

[savemefromanepicoftimewasted]

Don’t Mess Around

Sebastian Stan X OFC

Chris Evans X OFC

a/n: for a friend and myself, be on the lookout for fics coming soon

Chris and Sebastian had gone out for the day, said that they were being interviewed and would most likely be gone until dinner time.  It was going to be a usual day for all of us, they go out and do what they need to do while Kait and I enjoy the house to ourselves for a little while.  So after cleaning the entire house, and drinking two cups of coffee, there was nothing left for me to do.  And with Kait trying to find anyway to piss of Seb, I knew that I was going to be on the sidelines looking for something to do.

There wasn't a Sox game on to pass the time either, what in the world could I do for the next four hours while they were still gone? “I heard the creepy neighbor moved out a couple weeks ago” Kait was stirring around her cereal, eyes scanning over the article on her screen. “Nuh uh, Chris would've told me about that, considering he was one of the reasons the guy moved out” I rolled my eyes and picked up my mug slowly. Terrorizing our neighbors until they moved, again.

“He did, Seb was outside watching the guy the entire time.  Apparently he told his friends he was moving for 'personal reasons'.” Kait was smirking, it was no surprise that the guy was very unwelcome in the building, but for the boys to go so far, well it was crazy.

The guy had stopped all contact with us after we had caught both Chris and Seb dressed up as their super hero alias's.  Sure it was fun that night getting to test everything out, but the last thing we needed was getting a letter from the landlord. “Someone already moved in too, some young girl” Kait wasn't too keen on young girls in the building, they never knew when to learn their place. “Oh joy, I'm sure she'll be all over the boys whenever we're not around” Kait and Sebastian were newly married, without everyone in the world knowing of course.  For now.

“Sebastian refuses to take off his wedding ring, so if she sees it and still flirts he said that he's gonna send me after her” I couldn't help but laugh, I wouldn't put it passed him.

Sebastian threw the door open, storming over to Kait with a murderous look in his eye.  Maybe the marriage wouldn't last over all. “Bedroom, now” His voice was deep, tone aggressive. “Yes sir” Kait winked at him and ran down to the bedroom, Sebastian following closely behind.

I wasn't entirely sure what had just happened, was he taking her down to the bedroom to murder her?  Or were they about to have sex? “He demanded we come home first, so if you really want to get ice cream I still have to go to the store” I raised a brow as Chris stepped inside slower, my assumptions were correct. “I'd still like my ice cream please” I held my arms out for him, wrapping around his waist as he stood between my legs. “I guess Kait was sending pics in the group chat and he got really pissed off, not in a bad way I suppose” Of course she was, it was one of the things we did whenever they had to leave for most of the day. I guess I wasn't included on sending them to Chris, for more than one reason. “Can we go get my ice cream now?” I knew that he wouldn't be able to deny my pouty lip, it was the only way I ever got him to give in to my demands. “Yes we can go get your ice cream” Chris kissed my forehead gently, pulling me down off the chair I was perched in.

A loud moan suddenly echoed throughout the apartment, my assumptions were very, very correct today. ~~~ “You're telling me you don't want the mint?” Chris was looking at me like I had grown three heads. “No, it made me sick last time” I wrapped my arms around one of his, resting my cheek against his bicep. “Different brand or different flavor?” The man knew me too well. “Brand please” I wasn't too picky with brands of ice cream, but I was looking for something specific. Chris didn't waste a single second before grabbing the exact brand and flavor I had been eyeing for the last five minutes.  Maybe I was a little picky about flavors and brands, but who was going to judge me? “I'm gonna get you two so this can last a little longer, the other two already have their own ice cream so they won't eat any” I smiled softly and buried my face into his shirt, the man was too good for me. The rest of shopping had been uneventful, and with the weather getting colder all I wanted to do was get inside and cuddle under a blanket.  Maybe there was a new show we could binge for a little while, get our minds off the world while we relaxed. “Oh, looks like we're getting a new neighbor” Chris looked over at the U-Haul that was pressed up against the building.

“Hopefully they're nothing like the last neighbor” I scrunched my nose and slipped out of the car, don't need the boys getting into any trouble.

Chris had offered to take most of the bags, handing me the keys so that I could unlock the door when we made it inside.  It sounded reasonable enough, I had at least two bags while Chris was carrying everything else. “Oh hi, you must be the neighbors downstairs” Chris glanced over his shoulder, hands tightening on the bags in his hands. “Yeah, we moved in about a year ago” I looked around him slowly, feeling my heart slowly fill with dread. She was young, maybe twenty two at the oldest.  Most men would be falling at her feet for sure, she had a natural beauty about her.  And I swear if she tried to flirt with Chris while I stood not even a foot away, well there was gonna be some hell to pay. “I'm Chris, and this is my fiance Krista” Chris stepped back so she could see me fully, I was semi glad I had the thought to not wear one of his hoodies for once. “It's nice to meet you guys, don't be strangers” She smiled and headed over to help bring up more boxes.

This wasn't going to be a fun time, that's for sure. And I had been right, the new neighbor, who I had learned name's was Emily, had flirted with either Chris or Sebastian whenever Kait or I weren't around.  The boys never paid her any mind, assuring her that they were happily taken and didn't want any part of it.  It wasn't until she had gotten her friends to come by and do the same that Chris finally put his foot down. “Listen, I'm sure you're great and all but I'm quite happy in my relationship now” Chris was currently trying to make it up to the apartment, hand clutching a bag in one hand, keys in the other. “I'm sure she isn't satisfying you, it's been a while since I've heard anything from below” Emily raised a brow, smirking as if she was winning the losing battle. “We had to move rooms, we had an unfortunate incident with a leak in the ceiling, you wouldn't seem to know anything about that would you?” Chris looked over at her slowly.

The landlord had reported her pipes burst due to negligence.  So when the pipes burst during a certain..moment for the four of us, well we were pretty pissed off. “I didn't know it was going to happen, the pipes in this place are all weird” Chris scoffed under his breath, the audacity that flirting was going to make up for ruining one of the bedrooms in our apartment. “Doesn't matter, we lost everything in that room, so it's safe to say if you try and come after my friend or I, I will not hesitate to send my wife out here” Chris stepped off the elevator, feeling euphoric as he walked into the apartment.

That wasn't going to be the last time we heard from an overly attached neighbor, but it was sure going to be the last we heard from her at least. ~~~   Present Day “Jeez, I've had to buy two more boxes of chewy bars in the last three days.  I haven't been sleepwalking have I?” With a third pregnancy on the rise, it brought on a lot of weird things. Chris said I had begun talking very softly in my sleep as of late. “I don't think so, I'd feel you get out of bed if you did” Kait was fixing up dinner for everyone while Lily and Violetta were playing in the living room. “God why did I ever agree to let that man get me pregnant again” After we had James things settled down for a while, the girls were getting older and now in school.  James and Fiona were only in pre-school. It was more of a shock than anything, the doctors were certain that after James I wouldn't be able to get pregnant again.  So when my period was late I knew something was up right away, and lo and behold I was pregnant again. Only with the other kids being in school it was different, I couldn't help but get emotional over everything. “Well Seb should be home soon, said the parent teacher conference ran a little late cause one of the parents kept asking questions” Kait rolled her eyes, most of the parents at the school we had enrolled the girls, and boy, in were monsters. “Of course, they gotta make sure they're little baby is being treated with the utmost respect even though they're a little asshole” Kait threw her head back with a  laugh. It was true, Lily and Vi weren't afraid to stand up to the boys that were rude, whenever it was possible. Chris and Seb walked inside at nearly six thirty, the girls already showered and in their pj's for the night.  James and Fi were less than cooperative of course.  They wanted their daddy's to put them in their pj's before anything else. “Your son is demanding you down in his room, says he wants you to get him into jammies before he goes to bed” I wanted nothing more than to crawl in bed myself, but with Chris being gone most of the day I wanted cuddles before bed. “I'll get him settled down, why don't you go lay down on the couch and I meet you out there” I nodded slowly and headed out to the living room. Seb and Kait were taking care of Fi who was making it her job to make their lives a little more miserable at night.  She had Kait's attitude, that was for sure.  Nothing more exciting than having two girls and both of them being just like their mom. “How's my favorite girl doing?” Chris stepped around the couch slowly, hands placed on my belly the moment he was close enough. “Tired, your second daughter has been kicking my bladder so hard I'm surprised that she hasn't managed to break a rib yet” I held my hands over his, he had always managed to help calm her down. Chris smiled softly, it was enough to bring a smile to my own face.  Curse the man for being too good looking for his own good. Seb and Kait made their way out into the living after a few minutes, turning on a movie that everyone could agree on for once.  It was more along the lines that neither boys could agree with something that Kait and I wanted to watch usually.  Tonight seemed to be an exception, and I wasn't going to complain one bit. “She's moving a lot more today, must know that I'm finally home for a few weeks” Chris leaned down to kiss my belly, hand pressed gently against the side. “She's going to be here within the next two, so she's more excited to actually see you” I ran my hand through his hair gently, smiling as he pressed kisses along my belly. “Well daddy will be here when you come to finally meet everyone” Chris was too sweet for his own good.  Maybe that's how he convinced me to have a third kid. ~~ “If either of them find out that we've been the ones sneaking the snacks they're gonna be pissed” Sebastian was perched on the counter, snacking on the peanut butter filled crackers that were meant for Violetta's lunches. “Hey, I only eat one pack when Kait goes to bed, you've had like three of those so far” Chris raised a brow at his retort, what could he say?  They were too good to pass up. “Doesn't matter, I convinced her to buy the bigger box so now I can eat more of them without getting caught as easily” Sebastian rolled his eyes, of course this would happen.

The room was all but silent, save for the wind that was whipping by the windows outside.  Dodger was sleeping soundly in his dog bed, oblivious to the world around him. That is, until Kait walked out of the bedroom having the sudden urge to pee.

“What the hell are you two doing?” Kait was standing in the doorway, eyeing the wrappers in their hands. “We got hungry is all, no big deal” Seb tossed another sandwich into his mouth, chewing slowly as he watched his wifes face change from one of confusion to annoyance. “I don't mind the dad bod, but can you not die of peanut butter inhalation you fucking potatoes?” Kait was more annoyed with the fact that Seb was the one eating Vi's snacks than anything. “But these peanut butter sandwich crackers are so good” Sebastian finished off the last one, throwing the wrapper away quickly.

Kait took a slow deep breath, it wasn't worth it to start yelling at them in the middle of the night.

“Sebastian no middle name Stan if you don't stop eating those.  And Christopher Robert Evans if you don't stop eating your daughters chewy bars I swear to god, I'm telling Krista” The room was tense for a quick moment, the bar halfway to Chris's mouth. “Tell me what?” The kitchen lights were far too bright, and the bed was far too empty. “Oh, umm” Chris shoved the rest of the bar into his mouth, throwing the wrapper away quickly. “Are those Lily's chewy bars?  Chris what the hell!” Now I knew who was stealing the snacks all the time. Chris and Sebastian bolted from the kitchen down to the study, shutting the door quickly. “Safe to say we fucked up” Sebastian was panting lightly, having not run in a while. “Yes we did, worth it though” Chris was grinning from ear to ear.

They didn't come out for almost ten minutes, sneaking into the bedroom slowly.  Kait and I were already in bed, nearly asleep as the boys slipped back into the bed. “Just ask for your own box next time, that way I don't have to sneak around anymore” I rolled over and laid my head against his chest, running my fingertips over the abs he still had.  How?  I wasn't entirely sure. “I will babe, love you” I hummed softly, he was lucky I loved him.

[m0rgansux]

I like where I’m at right now. My feet are freezing. I hate feeling awkward. I love driving on country roads. I love driving fast, too. I currently have a cold. I have a crush. No, it’s more than a crush. I always wondered what it’d be like to start over, where no one knew me. I go on Yahoo Answers. I get nostalgic every once in awhile. I really don’t like my father. My mother is one of my best friends though. I don’t mind when people stare at me. No, it’s annoying as fuck. I can’t stand people who are extremely selfish. A Change Of Pace is a good band. I have gotten a new phone within the past month. I want to go to Florida soon. Peach Snapple iced tea is the best. I wrote books when I was younger. I’m really creative, especially when I apply myself. I use Facebook a lot more now than I used to. I’m constantly told I’m beautiful, but I still sometimes don’t believe it. One of my friends came out as gay this year. I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t have someone. I’m way too quiet, and I wish I could change. I need to party. Music and books are my favorite. I love everything about the fall. I always smell really good. My hair looks nice today. I have long fingernails. I’ve kissed a Ryan, Mike, or Justin. I’ve been in love with a Josh, Christian, or Scott. I envy no one. I’m going to an amusement park soon. For a halloween-related thing. I don’t like beer. I don’t like soda. I’ve worn a turtle neck in the past year. I wear them often. Outspoken is something I’m not. I express myself through quotes and lyrics. Photography is beautiful. There’s beauty in everything, you just gotta find it. I ordered a pizza recently. Tonight, actually. I wish I could have a whole new batch of friends. Even though I do love the ones I have now. My nose is stuffy. I like orange juice. And sandwich wraps. I love cozy nights at home. I like playing Hebi. Apples to Apples is fun. I have to start applying for jobs. I really need one. Ahhh life is changing fast. I tend to drive a little bit over the speed limit. My razor only has two blades. My keyboard is black. I use my friends as arm rests and pillows. My favorite number is odd. My favorite number is a single digit. I love having butterflies in my stomach. The last makeup I wore was eyeliner. I’d love to have a winter wedding. I’m really ticklish. I have a facial piercing. I’d only get a tattoo that has significant meaning to me. My boyfriend is taller than I am. My school has a shitty football team. I play Pet Society on Facebook. All politicians are the same, in my opinion. I can’t eat sushi with a fork or else it feels awkward. I’ve never been to New Mexico. I’d definitely consider adoption if I couldn’t have my own children. I like plain-colored t-shirts. Horror movies don’t really scare me. I have a decent vocabulary. Lord of the Rings doesn’t appeal to me. I don’t play any sports. I prefer orange juice to apple juice. I like my toast with butter and jelly. I love cream cheese. I have a celebrity crush. I get frequent headaches. I can play a little piano. My boyfriend drives an Asian car. And so do I. I WANT MORE PIERCINGS. My favorite fruit is a type of berry. I miss somebody right now. Some of my friends live far away. I can burp out the alphabet. I love breadsticks. I can count to ten in at least two languages. I’d love to have a pet owl. I prefer dogs to cats. I only wear actual perfume on special occasions. But I wear body spray on a daily basis. I have pictures of my sibling/s on my phone.

[Family]

My brother’s name starts with a D. Neither of my grandfathers are alive. I look more like my mother than my father. Both my parents are in a serious relationship. (I mean....they’re married.... do u mean other than that) I am the youngest of three children. I am the only girl. My mom’s mom is NOT your typical grandmother. I don’t really like my cousins. I have less than five cousins. I’ve shown up at a family party while under the influence.

[Religion & Politics]

I was raised Christian. But I’m no longer a Christian. I believe in God. But I think the Bible is bullshit.  My beliefs aren’t influenced by people around me. My dad is religious. My mom tries to be, but who is she trying to fool? I hate church. I wouldn’t have voted in the last election even if I was old enough. I hate politics more than anything.

[Food]

I honestly never stop eating. Chocolate + peanut butter = orgasmic. I only eat Cains mayonnaise. I’ve never eaten a fruit I didn’t like. I love cooked broccoli but not raw broccoli. I love raw peppers but not cooked peppers. I’ve gone a day or more without eating. I crave chocolate on my period. Pizza Hut has the best pizza around. Cookies & Cream ice cream is one of my favorites.

[Sex, Love & Relationships]

I’ve been told that I was a nine out of ten at giving head. A guy has cheated on his girlfriend with me. I’ve never been cheated on. (my twitter bf flirted with another girl does that count) I had my first kiss when I was fifteen. I lost my virginity in the woods. My best friend lost her virginity a week after me. In the same place I did. I’ve been in the same room as someone having sex. I would rather be on the bottom.

[Music]

I download my music from LimeWire. I love country. I love old school rap. I love alternative. I have All Time Low’s new CD Nothing Personal. And I love it. I love to sing, but I suck horribly at it. I cannot play a musical instrument. I want to learn to play the drums. I used to take piano lessons.

[School]

My GPA is between 2.0 and 3.0. I took Algebra 1 in 8th grade, and again in 9th. I’ve passed a class with a D-. I don’t do my homework at home. I prefer mechanical pencils. I always do projects the night before they’re due. I’m really smart but don’t always apply myself. I text in school. I’ve gotten my phone taken away in school.

[Beauty & Hygiene]

I straighten my hair often. On lazy days, I scrunch my hair to go out. My only make-up necessity is mascara. I like to wing my eyeliner. I’d rather take a shower than a bath. I’d rather use body wash than a bar of soap. I’d rather use a bath scrunchie than a washcloth. My solution for make-up on lazy days: sunglasses. I use the same routine every day in the shower.

[Smoking, Drinking & Drugs]

I smoke cigarettes. I’ve gotten drunk within the past month. I’ve smoked weed when by myself. The first time I got high was on a holiday. Marijuana should be legalized. I have never and would never drink and drive. I hate light beer. My lighter is purple. My favorite cigarettes are Turkish Silver or Camel Crush. I’ve quit smoking but started again.

[Random]

My nails are pink right now. Going to bed at midnight is very early for me. I could never date a guy that didn’t make me laugh. I have a jar of peanut butter in my room right now. I wear sunglasses a lot. Gogurt is really good in the freezer. I’ve been in Hollister, but I don’t own anything from there. Purple is my favorite color. There is no such thing as an ugly color. I need more pens. day or night bed or couch or floor boots or converse or flip flops UK or US paper book or e-book facebook or twitter or tumblr TV or music sunrise or sunset groups or one/two people or alone  concerts or watching on TV or CD sci-fi or horror or rom com computer or pen and paper fiction or non sun or rain or wind big spoon or little spoon or both  gold or silver or bronze heavy metal or country coffee or tea or hot chocolate hug or kiss car or motorbike or bicycle liquor or wine cop or robber fly or swim or run ant or dec disney or marvel burial or cremation or viking chess or draughts cold or warm new or old  long hair or short hair or no hair You don’t eat dairy. You work best at night time. You take a selfie almost every day. You laugh at the end of your sentences. You wink at people. You hate being tickled. You want to travel the world in a boat. You want to travel the world in a hippie wagon. Your hair is fluffy sometimes. Your hair is sleek. Your hair is an artificial colour. You get takeout at least once per week. You dislike the general public. You have been caught sleepwalking. You sleep with a plushie. You have eaten an entire block of cheese in one sitting. You have eaten a red hot chilli pepper. You draw hearts on top of your i’s. You have watched an episode of My Little Pony.  You have a crush on someone who knows you. You keep plants in your room. You collect music CDs. You take vitamin supplements. You read mostly non-fiction. You go on Tumblr every day without fail. You have published a YouTube video. You have a fandom blog. You have eaten Pocky. You can play the cello. You can play the harp. You prefer vampires to zombies. You prefer zombies to vampires. You have been described as naive. You have been described as suspicious. You have had a stalker. You like going to school. You have a pear-shaped body. You have an apple-shaped body. You have sensitive teeth. You like your job. You have a slow internet connection. Your phone is not a touch phone. You are the dominant one in the relationship. You like watercolour painting. You like playing the drums. You are scared of loud noises. You eat food in your bed. You are shy but not quiet. You are quiet but not shy. You plan a lot of parties. You have an alter ego. You are good with money. You are afraid of intimacy. You normally have dinner after 8pm. You normally wear high heels. You have been grounded more than once. You have never seen Shrek. You have won a trophy. Your favourite ice cream flavour is mint. Your favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla. Your favourite ice cream flavour is strawberry. You are good at sports. You have a skin care routine. You are a D-cup or larger. You have long legs and arms. You add ketchup to everything. You have an anime figurine. You have danced and not cared who saw it. You want to go into outer space. You want to rule the world. You constantly hurt somewhere.

You are scared of mice. You are scared of horses. You are scared of butterflies. You have one or more moles on your face. You are good with children. You have learning difficulties. You drink at least 7 pints of water per day. You want to be a singer in a band. You have bought a frame for a special picture. Your favourite Disney Princess isn’t Belle, Ariel or Rapunzel. You prefer to watch than participate. You have dark skin. You have dated 5 or more people. You have been told you are a cool person. You have been told you are a scary person. You are doing this post because you are bored.

Emotional bolding. Anger/Irritability/Frustration :

You get irritable quite often.

When you get frustrated, you’d rather be alone.

You’ve been so angry you’ve blacked out.

You break things when you’re angry.

You’ve hit someone when you were angry.

You’ve actually punched someone before.

People in general make you angry.

It takes a lot to calm you down when you’re mad.

You get irritable when you PMS.

You get irritable when you’re tired or over tired.

You wake up grumpy all the time.

You bottle your anger up inside.

If someone pisses you off, you don’t care who they are, you’ll let them know, in some way, that they made you angry.

Happiness/Excitement :

Sometimes you’re happy for no reason at all.

You are generally a happy, optimistic person.

The small things in life make you happy. There are many people in your life that make you happy. You know exactly how to make yourself happy.

You can turn (almost) any negative situation into a positive one.

You get complimented on your smile a lot.

You laugh very, very often.

When you’re happy, it doesn’t take a lot to make you mad/upset/sad again.

Sometimes you get so happy that that you actually feel lighter (physically.)

You try your hardest to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.

Out of every bad thing in life comes something good.

You cry “tears of joy” fairly often.

It doesn’t take a lot to get you excited.

People have told you your entire face lightens up when you smile.

Sadness/Depression/Loneliness :

You’ve been diagnosed with depression (this includes in the past).

When you get depressed, you often feel drained and exhausted.

You like to be alone when you’re sad.

You cry a lot when you’re sad.

When you are down, you like others to cheer you up.

Thinking of the future gives you a sort of depressing feeling at times.

When you’re sad, you like to cheer yourself up.

You want to help other people going through depression, because you know how it feels.

When you’re depressed, you have trouble looking forward to/enjoying anything.

You went through depression in the past, but you still have those days.

You know how to control your depression now.

You hate when others act like they’re depressed and hurting just for the attention.

You know someone who intentionally hurt themselves just for attention.

You have anxiety.

You don’t have anxiety, but you know what it is.

You have more than one legitimate phobia.

You’ve had more than one severe panic attack before.

You are sort of afraid to develop an anxiety disorder.

You have actually physically hurt yourself (by accident) somehow, while you were having a panic attack.

Anxiety sometimes disrupts your sleeping habits.

You have social anxiety.

You have generalized anxiety disorder.

You sometimes enjoy the thrill of adrenaline.

People don’t always understand your disorder.

Not a lot of people know you have anxiety. You know more than five people (personally) that have anxiety.

Someone you know has tried to say they have anxiety when you knew for a fact they didn’t.

Even though you don’t have panic attacks, you feel the beginning effects of them daily, or almost daily. Sometimes your anxiety makes you feel like you’re slightly “crazy”, so you have trouble talking about it/explaining it to people.