#'congratulations and welcome aboard!' they respond 'do not come to work on monday.'
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Nothing like spending most of your adult life as a feral food-service worker and semi-unemployed artist only to start an office job just in time for a paid federal holiday
Like being a bewildered street cat getting handed snacky-treats for the first time.
#i really became employed just in time for Memorial Day huh#'well' i say 'time to get used to normal ppl working hours'#'congratulations and welcome aboard!' they respond 'do not come to work on monday.'#lmao#what is this im not used to things like Normal Schedules and Actually Being Properly Compensated for My Work and Holidays#*suspicious feral cat spitting*#rambling#don't mind me
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