#'cause yk sirius black's mommy issues are canon 💀

[snucius]

Pov: After Sirius cheated on him, Severus got drunk at the Yule Ball and took to the stage.

*****

Severus: Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded.

Lucius: *is hyping the crowd*

Severus: Eight, the dumbest guy I dated.

Remus: That's about right.

Sirius: Oi!

Severus: Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked.

Severus: Only six seconds, and I had to fake it.

James: Touche!

Sirius: Whose side are you on?!

Severus: Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you.

Severus: Three, you still got mommy issues.

Regulus: Yeah, I can confirm.

Severus: Two years of your bullshit I can't undo.

Severus: One, I hate the fact that you made me love you.

Lucius: Show him what you're made of, dearest!

Sirius: And what the hell are you doing Malfoy?

Lucius: Your loss is my gain Black, get used to it.