#'but you always act insane' *POINTS TO SIGN THAT SAYS 'INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE'*
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*facebook mom voice* what has gotten into me today! not dick, that's for sure!
#myevilposts#if i am not satiated with cock i act insane.#'but you always act insane' *POINTS TO SIGN THAT SAYS 'INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE'*#only one more year to beat the teen pregnancy allegations (which doesn't actually mean anything) so i might as well keep up the streak.#/sarcastic.#*pained anguished face* i would do anything for a crumb of cock.#like if i could have been fucking when i was like 14-17 i would have been. that's true. safely and all. of course. but i would've been.#but i like physically could not. thanks to all the stuff.#i truly put the 'INVOLUNTARY' into 'involuntary celibate' that's for sure.#suggestive#see i'm not nice to people just to fuck them. i don't resent those who don't wish to fuck me. only an incel in the most clinical of terms.
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